‘Heavily intoxicated’ raccoon passes out in liquor store bathroom after breaking in, ransacking shelves
  • 74 points After-Bumblebee

    I like the drunken sploot

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    24 points Creative-Package6213

    It's adorable, but real talk I hope they're ok.

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    30 points MagnusPI

    We've all been there

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  • 15 points JackZodiac2008

    I wash at HEB ,hic Yer Honurr, thass my storeee

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  • 28 points LindsayLoserface

    At least it wasn’t me this time

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  • 12 points murdermuffin626

    Mordecai, come get your boi!

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  • 11 points MrsWoozle

    I regret nothing.

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  • 6 points T_Rey1799

    And passed out in the bathroom like a pro

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  • 6 points coldcanyon1633

    My spirit(!) animal.

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