At my job, I saw three kids names that I still can’t believe are real…
An 11 year old girl named Searientie. A 10 year old boy named Excalibur, named after his dad who is also named Excalibur (tragedeigh’s must run in the family) A 8 year old boy named Sucre, I googled and it’s the French word for Sugar.
What the actual fuck?!?! Am I crazy or are these names ridiculous…
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Based on the title of your post, I was expecting names like "God" or "Zeus", maybe a "Quetzalcoatlus" or "Papatuanuku".
Don’t give them ideas 😱
At least Excalibur is spelled right!
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Blast your cookies, your potted plants, and your favourite pants!
Blyhst yhyrr khohkiyes, yhyrr pphahtyd pplhehnzz, ayntd yhyrr phayvyryte ppahntzz!
;D
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That's fair! 😂
Fair point!
Is Searientie pronounced serenity?
That's my assumption
God awful! I bet everyone reads it sear-e-enty.
I see it as Sear-en-tie
The capsule got seared on reentry.
No vowel after the "n". She's "Siri Enty".
Oh my gosh you may be right. I was wracking my brain trying to think of what it is meant to be. It probably is Serenity, wow.
You don’t know what blasphemous means, do you?
It doesn’t appear that OP does.
Or tragedeigh.
A guy who works at my local Costa Coffee is called Merlin.
He has a brother called Lancelot.
Wow… I guess their parents love English folklore. Maybe Merlin and Lancelot should meet Excalibur, that would be a “cool” kid name trio lol
Had a waitor who's name was Thor recently. Had to restrain myself from doing a physical double take.
Wtf is a "waitor"?
A waiter, and me being horrendous at spelling.
Misspelling of waitron. 😉
...the Arthurian cycle is Welsh legend, as appropriated and re-written by the French. It isn't English...
These are cool!
Sucre is also a city in Bolivia.
True, but the family is definitely not French or Spanish… they’re living in rural America and are very Caucasian lol.
Lol.
That kid will fade into bolivian eventually.
The one actor on “ prison break” his last name, which he went by was Sucre. ?
These aren't tragedeighs. And have nothing to do with being an affront to Christianity. Or any religion. Basically, you're confused.
The funky spelling of serenity is pretty trajique. Natas is apparently a name spelled correctly, but naming a kid Excalibur is just a regular tragedy.
Excalibur is kind of fire, especially as a family name. Sucre is also fine. Searientie... I'll give you that one.
I know a kid named Natas. Read that backwards. For that reason. Another named Sinister.
Natas has perfectly non-satanic Latin origins and tends to be used in Slavic countries. Natasha is a related but less controversial feminine variation. Natas Kaupas is a famous pro skateboarder (and childhood hero of mine) of Lithuanian descent. His name on skateboards and t-shirts has outraged parents and teachers since the 80s.
Well she's named him that because it was satan backwards.
Fun fact! Sinister is Latin for “left” (Dexter is “right”), but obviously we can’t separate it from its meaning. It actually has a fascinating etymology and is correlated with humans thinking left-handedness is evil or wrong.
(I love etymology, but subjecting a poor child to that name is beyond me 😭)
A conservative once told me
"The left in this country is more gauche than sinister."
I suspect it wasn't his original coinage
Bruh… these parents are just begging for their kids to grow up and hurt people.
Sinister was because she was a goth kid and she wanted that to show
I know a boy named hades
Im sorry for sucker😪
Sucre is also one of the capitals of Bolivia.