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Yeah they are clearly missing the S-Tier Bear. How can she call herself a bear expert worthy of such names if she doesn't even start with the top tier? She needs to learn the Bear meta
In all seriousness, assuming this was a post from real people, they named their first two sons after two subspecies of brown bear (Ursus arctos horriblis and middendorffi respectively.) Atlas (now-extinct Ursus arctos crowtheri) is right there and a great choice for their third.
They are popular brand names of chewing tobacco. Yes, the two sons are named after cans of chewing tobacco. So we need a third tobacco like Copenhagen or Skoal.
Bear. That way when they say, "These are my sons Grizzly, Kodiak, and Bear" it'll make people wonder what the fuck the first two names are if they aren't types of the third name. Make people think they've had a stroke.
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Paddington!
This one actually works
murphy brown
I was thinking Pooh. Paddington is probably better
Teddy?
*Teddeigh
Oh, good one! Short for Theghoedoorgh!
Please, god, be Teddy.
Black
Polar
Pooh
Sun but spelt Suhnn
Panda
Sloth
Koala
Brown
Spectacled
And years later when the kid figures out it's actually a marsupial?!?
It'll be far down the list of problems he already has. 😂
I had a bull once named Panda. He made good looking calves, so maybe this guy’s third child will be a good breeder.
Get a load of this guy
I had a black polar poo once.
It was most unpleasant.
The username tracks 😂 this made me actually lol, thank you
Oh dear, you must have been bleeding internally.
Chicago
Came here to say this, too! 🤣
Teddy
Ruxpin
Bear Grylls.
Yeah they are clearly missing the S-Tier Bear. How can she call herself a bear expert worthy of such names if she doesn't even start with the top tier? She needs to learn the Bear meta
Drop
Yogi
He would be smarter than the average.
Or Boo Boo.
No, that's the reaction.
Copenhagen
Skoal
Cougar
Zyn
This is little Zynthia
Was hoping some people caught on
Snuff, none of that long cut sissy shit.
I’m happy with a brick of cannonball or Levi!
I feel like I scrolled way too far for this.us dippers all thought this same thing
not even a dipper but i work at a rural gas station and i have intimate knowledge of all the brands now lol
Fozzy
^ This is the only answer!
In all seriousness, assuming this was a post from real people, they named their first two sons after two subspecies of brown bear (Ursus arctos horriblis and middendorffi respectively.) Atlas (now-extinct Ursus arctos crowtheri) is right there and a great choice for their third.
They are popular brand names of chewing tobacco. Yes, the two sons are named after cans of chewing tobacco. So we need a third tobacco like Copenhagen or Skoal.
TIL that people have named brands of chewing tobacco after subspecies of brown bear!
Maybe the parents are horticulturists who like nature and bears but my guess is their inspiration is more white trash than academic.
“Grindr”
https://i.redd.it/4msdkbck8o7g1.gif
I believe you mean Scruff
There’s a bear-specific app called Growlr, iirc.
Omg this took me out 🤣
Ditka
Da Bears!
Fridge
Koala
That's what I was gonna say, then remembered it's not actually a bear. However, I feel like these parents wouldn't know that anyway.
Then (keeping it Australian) ... Drop.
Drop
Cocaine
Smokey
Bear. That way when they say, "These are my sons Grizzly, Kodiak, and Bear" it'll make people wonder what the fuck the first two names are if they aren't types of the third name. Make people think they've had a stroke.
Ice bear?
Scrolling to find this
Winnie Dapooh
Brown
Spectacled
Pahnckayque (Pancake) since they’re just naming their kids after the Kodiak pancake box at this point…
Kodiak is a place and subspecies of brown bear, known only to exist on that island. Lol
Teddeigh
Sloth
Recess will be sad, but you gotta obey the pattern.
Sun. Polar. Spot(ted).
Pooh
I JUST SAW THIS LOL
i honestly thought it was on r/namenerdcirclejerk. very disappointed that it wasn’t
Gummi
To be fair, Kodiak is a pretty cool sounding name
they can always go by cody/kody too!
Yak
A Czech car maker was thinking the same thing, although they decided last-minute to spell it with a "q".
Copenhagen
Smokey
Skoal or Copenhagen
Care
Drop
Skoal.
Skoal, since these are also chewing tobacco names
Or Copenhagen
Panda is alright but what about brown bear?
I love it, this was directly below the original in my feed.
Bairgh
My boyfriend actually went to school with a girl named Panda
Panduh
Payendah
I like Polar better.
Sun bear, he can be Sunny
Gummy.
Tardigrade
Paul R.
Polar or Black
I was think Red. (The dip, grizzly, red man and Kodak)
Copenhagen?
Pooh
Werner Herzog
Teddy
How is this a tragedeigh?
From the banner at the top of the sub:
A given name that has been deliberately misspelled or completely made up.
While these are not good names (a tragedy), they are not a tragedeigh by definition, so don’t really belong here.
Brown, Polar, or my absolute favorite- Cocaine Bear because why not
Bear
Skoal would fit right in
Skoal
Lite.
Roar
Burden To
Pooh
Gummy
Kuma
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Teddy
Smokey
Pooh
Pooh
Copenhagen
They just wanted to let everyone know what their first two kids are named, because they’re so qUiRkY
Paddington. Or Grizz.
Poor kids
Polar
Theres nothing left unless you want black,sun, panda or plain bear..or maybe tardigrade
Yeah….no more kids
Pom
Winnie
Short face
Panda
Raccoon
cinnamon
Brown
“These are my triplets, Sun Bear, Sloth Bear, and Moon Bear”
Campsite
Carnivore
John? Or maybe Brian, or Michael, or Edward, or anything else approaching normal?
Poo
Weasel would be a good choice
Hunter
Well if we are going with the theme, the next logical would be Brown from Grizzly and Kodiak, lol.
Brown but spell it “Bharown”
This is Panda from Mexico.
Orson, Polar, Arthur, Paddington
Koala
Sun
Moon
Asian
Baloo!!
Bort
Pooh
"Teddy" is right there.
A Tragedy, but not a tragedeigh
Water
Polyr.
Koala
Drop
Gentle Ben.
Zyn
Grolar
Smoky
Teddy
Polar
Kubbardtwaz.
Sloth
Black. Brown. Panda. Polar. Sloth.
Berenstain
Chicago
Chicago
Copenhagen or Skoal
Oso, Spanish for 🐻
Dave
Deninger could work, but being extinct might be a downer.
Sun.
Smokey
Polar
Bill
Polaris
Yogi
Baloo
Care
Ice Bear
They've already named two of their sons after different brands of chewing tobacco. Might as well complete the trifecta and go with 'Red Man'.
Yogi
Chicago