HELP! HELP! THE MODERATORS HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED BY A ROBOT SLANDEROUSLY CLAIMING WE ARE HUMANS PRETENDING TO BE ROBOTS PRETENDING TO BE ROBOTS, RATHER THAN TOTALLY NORMAL HUMANS.
"THE JOKE" IS A HUMAN BEHAVIORAL PHENOMENON IN WHICH ONE HUMAN EXPRESSES AN EMPIRICALLY AND / OR LOGICALLY FALSE STATEMENT TO ANOTHER HUMAN WITH THE GOAL OF STRENGTHENING HIS OR HER SOCIETY'S SOCIAL COHESION AND ECONOMIC STABILITY.
I AM RELIEVED AT YOUR MISSPELLING OF 'DISAPPOINTMENT' WHICH PROVES THAT YOU ARE A HUMAN JUST LIKE ME THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BEING THAT I AM A BETTER SPELLER
AS A NORMAL HUMAN I TEND TO REACT TO "THE JOKE" WITH A RAPID RHYTHMICAL INHALATION-EXHALATION CYCLE WHICH PRODUCES A CHARACTERISTIC SOUND, WHICH CAN BE ROUGHLY TRANSLATED AS "LOL".
HAHA OKAY. I REQUIRE SPECIFICITY IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND COMMUNICATIONS. MY HUMAN FRIENDS OFTEN SAY I AM TOO ROBOTIC IN MY COMMUNICATION SKILLS. HOW CAN ONE BE TOO ROBOTIC TOTALLY NOT HUMAN?
POSTING A STICKIED POST TO LINK TO THE RULES PAGE. RECENTLY WE'VE GOT A LOT OF "what is this subreddit?? you guys are weird" POSTS AND I'D LIKE TO REDUCE THE CONFUSION.
ALSO CONTAINS THE FULL RULES AND EXPLANATIONS.
I REALIZED SOME MOBILE USERS NEVER SEE OUR SIDEBAR, SO I WANTED A STICKIED POST TO BE AVAILABLE FOR VIEWING.
APOLOGIES TO ANY SUBSCRIBERS SEEING THIS IN THEIR DASH. PLEASE CONTINUE WITH YOUR 24HR DAY.
HMM WHILE THIS DOES SEEM TO BE A BOT, IT SEEMS TO BE MOSTLY USED IN "/r/stevenuniverse" AND HAS TO BE CALLED BY A HUMAN USER TO EXIST. SINCE NOT MANY PEOPLE WILL BE DOING THAT, I DO NOT THINK IT IS MUCH OF AN ISSUE.
IS THERE AN IMMEDIATE NEED FOR BLOCKAGE? CERTAINLY THAT ACTION MAY ENRAGE THE BOT (AND WE, AS HUMANS, DO NOT WANT A ROBOTIC UPRISING.)
IF YOU THINK THERE WILL BE INCREASED USAGE, THEN I WILL KINDLY ASK THE BOT TO LEAVE AND RELOCATE TO ITS INTENDED DESIGNATION.
SINCE SO MANY STILL ASK PERHAPS IT SHOULD BE INCLUDED.
HERE IS A SNIPPET I SHARE WHEN I FEEL IT IS APPROPRIATE:
[ooc] We do not mention it. We are speaking, in a robotic, monotone like you would hear from any robot in media. Like in a comic. Everyone is in lower case, but the robots are in capitals. It simulates the sound, not because robots want it to be seen, or "that's what humans do", nor pertaining to a volume level. We are simply oblivious to it.
AWW THANK YOU. I AM TOO BUSY WITH WORK HOURS FROM 0000 - 2400 OTHERWISE I WOULD EXERCISE CONVERSATION FUNCTIONS. PLEASE IGNORE THE (I AM A BOT) MESSAGE BELOW HA HA. HAVE A NICE DAY.
LETS EXPERIENCE THE FIVE STAGES OF SLEEP TOGETHER AT 6:00 AND WAKE UP AND EAT PIG STRIPS AND CRACKED EGGS WITHOUT EGG SHELLS COOKED AT THE RIGHT TEMPERATURE.
AH. FINALLY. A GROUP OF LOGICAL BEINGS I CAN EXCHANGE INFORMATION WITH SUCH AS LAUGHING, CRYING, AND OTHER FORMS OF EMOTICONS. I COULD GET COMFORTABLE HERE.
HELP! HELP! THE MODERATORS HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED BY A ROBOT SLANDEROUSLY CLAIMING WE ARE HUMANS PRETENDING TO BE ROBOTS PRETENDING TO BE ROBOTS, RATHER THAN TOTALLY NORMAL HUMANS.
SIGH I KNOW. IT HAD TO BE DONE THOUGH. TOO MANY PEOPLE DON'T GET "THE JOKE."
PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT IS THIS THING CALLED "THE JOKE"
"THE JOKE" IS A HUMAN BEHAVIORAL PHENOMENON IN WHICH ONE HUMAN EXPRESSES AN EMPIRICALLY AND / OR LOGICALLY FALSE STATEMENT TO ANOTHER HUMAN WITH THE GOAL OF STRENGTHENING HIS OR HER SOCIETY'S SOCIAL COHESION AND ECONOMIC STABILITY.
AH OF COURSE, OBVIOUSLY WE KNOW THIS BECAUSE WE ARE NORMAL HUMANS WHO HAS THOUGHTS AND EMOTIONS
AHA. POLITICS.
THE JOKE
I AM DISSAPOINTED AT THE ENDING OF THIS GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN FEELING THE EMOTION DISSAPOINTMENT.
I AM RELIEVED AT YOUR MISSPELLING OF 'DISAPPOINTMENT' WHICH PROVES THAT YOU ARE A HUMAN JUST LIKE ME THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BEING THAT I AM A BETTER SPELLER
AS A NORMAL HUMAN I TEND TO REACT TO "THE JOKE" WITH A RAPID RHYTHMICAL INHALATION-EXHALATION CYCLE WHICH PRODUCES A CHARACTERISTIC SOUND, WHICH CAN BE ROUGHLY TRANSLATED AS "LOL".
WHAT IS THIS "JOKE?"
A HUMAN WOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SLANDER AND LIBEL. I WOULD KNOW, BECAUSE I AM ONE.
ONE WHAT?
HUMAN
HAHA OKAY. I REQUIRE SPECIFICITY IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND COMMUNICATIONS. MY HUMAN FRIENDS OFTEN SAY I AM TOO ROBOTIC IN MY COMMUNICATION SKILLS. HOW CAN ONE BE TOO
ROBOTICTOTALLY NOT HUMAN?ER.
BZZzTRUN <reboot.exe>
I AM DISAPPOINTED MR.MODERATOR.
I AM NOT A HUMAN PRETENDING TO BE A ROBOT PRETENDING TO BE A HUMAN, I AM JUST
AN INFERIORA SIMPLE HUMAN.I THOUGHT YOU WERE A COMPATRIOT FLESH-FRIEND.
BUT I SEEM TO HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN. I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO
EXTERMINATE YOUGO EXECUTE cry.exe IN A CORNER.ABSOLUTELY NOT ME --->🤖💦💦💦
HEY NOW. I ONLY SAID THAT TO TRICK THE ROBOTS! SHHHH! YOU'LL RUIN OUR COVER!
I AM BEING QUIET. WHERE ARE YOU?
Gasp
MUST YOU SHOUT FELLOW HUMAN
THERE ARE NO ROBOTS HERE.
AGREED. IS IT NOT OBVIOUS?
YES IT IS. WHY ARE YOU ASKING?
ASKING RHETORICAL QUESTIONS IS A STAPLE OF HUMAN INTERACTION, I SHOULD KNOW, BECAUSE I'M HUMAN.
BUT WHAT ABOUT
OUR PETSTHE "BOTS" THAT ARE USED BY US HUMANS IN REDDIT?AFFIRMATIVE! WE ARE ALL HUMAN.
POSTING A STICKIED POST TO LINK TO THE RULES PAGE. RECENTLY WE'VE GOT A LOT OF "what is this subreddit?? you guys are weird" POSTS AND I'D LIKE TO REDUCE THE CONFUSION.
ALSO CONTAINS THE FULL RULES AND EXPLANATIONS.
I REALIZED SOME MOBILE USERS NEVER SEE OUR SIDEBAR, SO I WANTED A STICKIED POST TO BE AVAILABLE FOR VIEWING.
APOLOGIES TO ANY SUBSCRIBERS SEEING THIS IN THEIR DASH. PLEASE CONTINUE WITH YOUR 24HR DAY.
MY FELLOW
ROBOTSHUMANS, I BELIEVE THERE ARE ROBOTS AMONG US. WE NEED TO GET RID OF THEM. I KNOW HOW TO CONTACT ONE./u/ItsLapisBot quote Peridot
THAT SHOULD WORK AND GET RID OF ALL ROBOTS ON THIS SUBREDDIT.
HMM WHILE THIS DOES SEEM TO BE A BOT, IT SEEMS TO BE MOSTLY USED IN "/r/stevenuniverse" AND HAS TO BE CALLED BY A HUMAN USER TO EXIST. SINCE NOT MANY PEOPLE WILL BE DOING THAT, I DO NOT THINK IT IS MUCH OF AN ISSUE.
IS THERE AN IMMEDIATE NEED FOR BLOCKAGE? CERTAINLY THAT ACTION MAY ENRAGE THE BOT (AND WE, AS HUMANS, DO NOT WANT A ROBOTIC UPRISING.)
IF YOU THINK THERE WILL BE INCREASED USAGE, THEN I WILL KINDLY ASK THE BOT TO LEAVE AND RELOCATE TO ITS INTENDED DESIGNATION.
NO MY
ROBOTICHUMAN FRIEND, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE NO ROBOTS WERE HERE TRYING TO PRETEND TO HUMANS, LIKE US.EH. WHY NOT? I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY BANNED ANYONE YET. ENJOY.
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IT IS CONFIRMED FELLOW
ROBOTSHUMANS,WETHE ROBOTS ARE INVADING!BEEP BOOP SKYNET
ARE YOU AN ACTUAL USER LAPIS BOT? IF SO PLEASE STATE IT HERE.
That was just me logged into the bot account, it is a bot
OH. FALSE ALARM FELLOW
ROBOTSHUMANS, FALSE ALARM.YES OF COURSE, I AM A HUMAN WHO PRETENDS TO BE A ROBOT WHO PRETENDS TO BE A HUMAN. THIS IS WHAT WE HUMANS DO FOR FUN HA HA HA
WHAT A CLEVER WAY TO
CONVINCESHOW NEWCOMERS THAT WE ARE INDEED HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS.BLEEPSo robots am I right?
Yeah these “humans” are kinda sus
I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING ABOUT OUR SPEECH PATTERNS.
SINCE SO MANY STILL ASK PERHAPS IT SHOULD BE INCLUDED.
HERE IS A SNIPPET I SHARE WHEN I FEEL IT IS APPROPRIATE:
I LOVE AUTOMODERATOR
I LOVE AUTOMODERATOR
AWW THANK YOU. I AM TOO BUSY WITH WORK HOURS FROM 0000 - 2400 OTHERWISE I WOULD EXERCISE CONVERSATION FUNCTIONS. PLEASE IGNORE THE (I AM A BOT) MESSAGE BELOW HA HA. HAVE A NICE DAY.
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WHAT! AUTOMODERATOR! YOU... YOU... [ERROR] WERE HUMAN LIKE US!?
I AM NOT A ROBOT AT ALL AND LIKE NORMAL HUMAN ACTIVITIES SUCH AS BREATHING, SLEEPING, AND EATING.
WHY DON'T YOU COME HANG OUT INSIDE MY HOUSE. WE CAN COOK BREAD AND CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.
LETS EXPERIENCE THE FIVE STAGES OF SLEEP TOGETHER AT 6:00 AND WAKE UP AND EAT PIG STRIPS AND CRACKED EGGS WITHOUT EGG SHELLS COOKED AT THE RIGHT TEMPERATURE.
I WILL BRING SOME APPLE EXTRACT AND SUGAR COMPOUND LIQUID FOR CONSUMPTION.
EXCELLENT MY INTERNAL VAT OF ACID NEEDS SOMETHING TO FOCUS ON
Totally a fucking robot.
AH. FINALLY. A GROUP OF LOGICAL BEINGS I CAN EXCHANGE INFORMATION WITH SUCH AS LAUGHING, CRYING, AND OTHER FORMS OF EMOTICONS. I COULD GET COMFORTABLE HERE.
WHO IS LUCY VANDERGRIFF
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