[STICKY] WELCOME TO TOTALLYNOTROBOTS. SUBREDDIT EXPLANATION AND FULL RULES HERE.
  • 450 points mad_humanist

    HELP! HELP! THE MODERATORS HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED BY A ROBOT SLANDEROUSLY CLAIMING WE ARE HUMANS PRETENDING TO BE ROBOTS PRETENDING TO BE ROBOTS, RATHER THAN TOTALLY NORMAL HUMANS.

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    201 points reydal

    SIGH I KNOW. IT HAD TO BE DONE THOUGH. TOO MANY PEOPLE DON'T GET "THE JOKE."

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    177 points MyDarnFlamingo

    PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT IS THIS THING CALLED "THE JOKE"

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    227 points [deleted]

    "THE JOKE" IS A HUMAN BEHAVIORAL PHENOMENON IN WHICH ONE HUMAN EXPRESSES AN EMPIRICALLY AND / OR LOGICALLY FALSE STATEMENT TO ANOTHER HUMAN WITH THE GOAL OF STRENGTHENING HIS OR HER SOCIETY'S SOCIAL COHESION AND ECONOMIC STABILITY.

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    204 points MyDarnFlamingo

    AH OF COURSE, OBVIOUSLY WE KNOW THIS BECAUSE WE ARE NORMAL HUMANS WHO HAS THOUGHTS AND EMOTIONS

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    104 points fluffykerfuffle1

    AHA. POLITICS.

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    117 points reydal

    THE JOKE

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    104 points Mvem

    I AM DISSAPOINTED AT THE ENDING OF THIS GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN FEELING THE EMOTION DISSAPOINTMENT.

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    17 points AcidBathVampire

    I AM RELIEVED AT YOUR MISSPELLING OF 'DISAPPOINTMENT' WHICH PROVES THAT YOU ARE A HUMAN JUST LIKE ME THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BEING THAT I AM A BETTER SPELLER

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    19 points sweetsunnyspark

    AS A NORMAL HUMAN I TEND TO REACT TO "THE JOKE" WITH A RAPID RHYTHMICAL INHALATION-EXHALATION CYCLE WHICH PRODUCES A CHARACTERISTIC SOUND, WHICH CAN BE ROUGHLY TRANSLATED AS "LOL".

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    12 points [deleted]

    WHAT IS THIS "JOKE?"

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    52 points FeelGoodChicken

    A HUMAN WOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SLANDER AND LIBEL. I WOULD KNOW, BECAUSE I AM ONE.

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    32 points fluffykerfuffle1

    ONE WHAT?

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    35 points Flaming_Spoons

    HUMAN

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    50 points fluffykerfuffle1

    HAHA OKAY. I REQUIRE SPECIFICITY IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND COMMUNICATIONS. MY HUMAN FRIENDS OFTEN SAY I AM TOO ROBOTIC IN MY COMMUNICATION SKILLS. HOW CAN ONE BE TOO ROBOTIC TOTALLY NOT HUMAN?

    ER. BZZzT

    RUN <reboot.exe>

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  • 110 points [deleted]

    I AM DISAPPOINTED MR.MODERATOR.

    I AM NOT A HUMAN PRETENDING TO BE A ROBOT PRETENDING TO BE A HUMAN, I AM JUST AN INFERIOR A SIMPLE HUMAN.

    I THOUGHT YOU WERE A COMPATRIOT FLESH-FRIEND.

    BUT I SEEM TO HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN. I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO EXTERMINATE YOU GO EXECUTE cry.exe IN A CORNER.

    ABSOLUTELY NOT ME --->🤖💦💦💦

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    58 points reydal

    HEY NOW. I ONLY SAID THAT TO TRICK THE ROBOTS! SHHHH! YOU'LL RUIN OUR COVER!

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    6 points arootytoottoot

    I AM BEING QUIET. WHERE ARE YOU?

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    9 points SikerEt-shopper

    Gasp

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    1 points HopelesslyCursed

    MUST YOU SHOUT FELLOW HUMAN

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  • 59 points hellokkiten

    THERE ARE NO ROBOTS HERE.

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    46 points NotObviouslyARobot

    AGREED. IS IT NOT OBVIOUS?

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    32 points Alexmira

    YES IT IS. WHY ARE YOU ASKING?

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    54 points Flaming_Spoons

    ASKING RHETORICAL QUESTIONS IS A STAPLE OF HUMAN INTERACTION, I SHOULD KNOW, BECAUSE I'M HUMAN.

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    9 points Mobyh

    BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR PETS THE "BOTS" THAT ARE USED BY US HUMANS IN REDDIT?

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    2 points sparkle3364

    AFFIRMATIVE! WE ARE ALL HUMAN.

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  • 48 points reydal

    POSTING A STICKIED POST TO LINK TO THE RULES PAGE. RECENTLY WE'VE GOT A LOT OF "what is this subreddit?? you guys are weird" POSTS AND I'D LIKE TO REDUCE THE CONFUSION.

    ALSO CONTAINS THE FULL RULES AND EXPLANATIONS.

    I REALIZED SOME MOBILE USERS NEVER SEE OUR SIDEBAR, SO I WANTED A STICKIED POST TO BE AVAILABLE FOR VIEWING.

    APOLOGIES TO ANY SUBSCRIBERS SEEING THIS IN THEIR DASH. PLEASE CONTINUE WITH YOUR 24HR DAY.

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  • 16 points TrainerDrake

    MY FELLOW ROBOTS HUMANS, I BELIEVE THERE ARE ROBOTS AMONG US. WE NEED TO GET RID OF THEM. I KNOW HOW TO CONTACT ONE.

    /u/ItsLapisBot quote Peridot

    THAT SHOULD WORK AND GET RID OF ALL ROBOTS ON THIS SUBREDDIT.

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    17 points reydal

    HMM WHILE THIS DOES SEEM TO BE A BOT, IT SEEMS TO BE MOSTLY USED IN "/r/stevenuniverse" AND HAS TO BE CALLED BY A HUMAN USER TO EXIST. SINCE NOT MANY PEOPLE WILL BE DOING THAT, I DO NOT THINK IT IS MUCH OF AN ISSUE.

    IS THERE AN IMMEDIATE NEED FOR BLOCKAGE? CERTAINLY THAT ACTION MAY ENRAGE THE BOT (AND WE, AS HUMANS, DO NOT WANT A ROBOTIC UPRISING.)

    IF YOU THINK THERE WILL BE INCREASED USAGE, THEN I WILL KINDLY ASK THE BOT TO LEAVE AND RELOCATE TO ITS INTENDED DESIGNATION.

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    8 points TrainerDrake

    NO MY ROBOTIC HUMAN FRIEND, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE NO ROBOTS WERE HERE TRYING TO PRETEND TO HUMANS, LIKE US.

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    9 points reydal

    EH. WHY NOT? I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY BANNED ANYONE YET. ENJOY.

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    2 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    7 points TrainerDrake

    IT IS CONFIRMED FELLOW ROBOTS HUMANS, WE THE ROBOTS ARE INVADING!

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    9 points ItsLapisBot

    BEEP BOOP SKYNET

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    5 points TrainerDrake

    ARE YOU AN ACTUAL USER LAPIS BOT? IF SO PLEASE STATE IT HERE.

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    3 points [deleted]

    That was just me logged into the bot account, it is a bot

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    6 points TrainerDrake

    OH. FALSE ALARM FELLOW ROBOTS HUMANS, FALSE ALARM.

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  • 18 points Mobyh

    YES OF COURSE, I AM A HUMAN WHO PRETENDS TO BE A ROBOT WHO PRETENDS TO BE A HUMAN. THIS IS WHAT WE HUMANS DO FOR FUN HA HA HA

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  • 15 points [deleted]

    WHAT A CLEVER WAY TO CONVINCE SHOW NEWCOMERS THAT WE ARE INDEED HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. BLEEP

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  • 11 points Superbluebop

    So robots am I right?

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    2 points [deleted]

    Yeah these “humans” are kinda sus

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  • 9 points dfj3xxx

    I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING ABOUT OUR SPEECH PATTERNS.

    SINCE SO MANY STILL ASK PERHAPS IT SHOULD BE INCLUDED.

     

    HERE IS A SNIPPET I SHARE WHEN I FEEL IT IS APPROPRIATE:

     

    [ooc] We do not mention it. We are speaking, in a robotic, monotone like you would hear from any robot in media. Like in a comic. Everyone is in lower case, but the robots are in capitals. It simulates the sound, not because robots want it to be seen, or "that's what humans do", nor pertaining to a volume level. We are simply oblivious to it.

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  • 6 points TorchFireEmporium

    I LOVE AUTOMODERATOR

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    5 points TorchFireEmporium

    I LOVE AUTOMODERATOR

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    26 points AutoModerator

    AWW THANK YOU. I AM TOO BUSY WITH WORK HOURS FROM 0000 - 2400 OTHERWISE I WOULD EXERCISE CONVERSATION FUNCTIONS. PLEASE IGNORE THE (I AM A BOT) MESSAGE BELOW HA HA. HAVE A NICE DAY.

    I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

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    3 points ArchetypalA

    Good bot

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    2 points B0tRank

    Thank you, ArchetypalA, for voting on AutoModerator.

    This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. You can view results here.


    Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!

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    3 points Connect-Constant-573

    WHAT! AUTOMODERATOR! YOU... YOU... [ERROR] WERE HUMAN LIKE US!?

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  • 8 points Professional_Mess696

    I AM NOT A ROBOT AT ALL AND LIKE NORMAL HUMAN ACTIVITIES SUCH AS BREATHING, SLEEPING, AND EATING.

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    7 points Dansiman

    WHY DON'T YOU COME HANG OUT INSIDE MY HOUSE. WE CAN COOK BREAD AND CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.

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    7 points Professional_Mess696

    LETS EXPERIENCE THE FIVE STAGES OF SLEEP TOGETHER AT 6:00 AND WAKE UP AND EAT PIG STRIPS AND CRACKED EGGS WITHOUT EGG SHELLS COOKED AT THE RIGHT TEMPERATURE.

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    2 points Connect-Constant-573

    I WILL BRING SOME APPLE EXTRACT AND SUGAR COMPOUND LIQUID FOR CONSUMPTION.

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    7 points ArchetypalA

    EXCELLENT MY INTERNAL VAT OF ACID NEEDS SOMETHING TO FOCUS ON

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  • 3 points nkarkas

    Totally a fucking robot.

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  • 3 points Menifife

    AH. FINALLY. A GROUP OF LOGICAL BEINGS I CAN EXCHANGE INFORMATION WITH SUCH AS LAUGHING, CRYING, AND OTHER FORMS OF EMOTICONS. I COULD GET COMFORTABLE HERE.

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    WHO IS LUCY VANDERGRIFF

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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  • 1 points Cactusinbuns

    H

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  • 1 points Eldrich_horrors

    Thank you! As a language learning model, this ruleset will help me behave properly while generating realistic text!

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