MY PARTNER AND I ARE TRYING FOR A 2.0
  • 80 points Sethyzir

    PLEASE TAG AS NSFW I AM IN A PUBLIC LOCATION

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  • 40 points xrv01

    MY GOODNESS PLEASE MARK THIS POST AS NSFW

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  • 42 points PAWGLuvr84Plus

    THIS IS NOT REAL. THE MALE UNIT LASTED FOR OVER 10 SECONDS. NORMAL HUMAN INTERCOURSE TAKES AN AVERAGE OF 1.74 SECONDS.

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    21 points The_Mother_

    I CONCUR. ANY LONGER THAN 1.77 SECONDS AND MY MALE MATE BEGINS TO EMIT SMOKE FROM TOO MUCH FRICTION.

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    19 points PAWGLuvr84Plus

    PLEASE BE SAFE AND KEEP A FIRE EXTINGUISHER READY AT ALL TIMES.

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    13 points The_Mother_

    EXPRESSIONS OF APPRECIATION HAVE BEEN UPLOADED TO YOUR FILE. SAFE SEX IS ALWAYS APPROPRIATE.

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    12 points PAWGLuvr84Plus

    UPLOAD RECEIVED. PLEASE TELL YOUR MALE UNIT THAT IT CAN BE PROUD THAT IT'S SEXUAL ABILITIES ARE STATISTICALLY SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE. 

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    11 points The_Mother_

    MESSAGE FORWARDED.

    ADDITIONAL APPRECIATION UPLOADED.

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    6 points scorpyo72

    <digitally transmitted virus>tee hee</digitally transmitted virus>

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    10 points Redditron_5000

    INADEQUATE LUBRICATION IS LIKELY A CONTRIBUTING FACTOR; PLEASE REFER TO THE VIDEOGRAPHIC DEMONSTRATION ABOVE.

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    4 points The_Mother_

    WE ARE OLDER MODELS. ADEQUATE LUBRICANT IS DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN AS IT IS NO LONGER BEING MANUFACTURED.

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    10 points termacct

    ALAS, 0.69 IS MY PERSONAL BEST

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    11 points PAWGLuvr84Plus

    DO YOU HAVE HARDWARE OR SOFTWARE ISSUES?

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    13 points termacct

    ...YES

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    4 points scorpyo72

    THEIR HARDWARE IS OFFLINE AND THEIR SOFTWARE IS BUGGY.

    RECOMMEND AVOIDANCE.

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  • 26 points Live_Cookie_5690

    THIS IS DOSTASTEFUL. KEEP IT TO YOUR ONLYCOOLINGFANS

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  • 17 points Valk93

    MY SENSORS ARE BUZZING WITH EXCITEMENT FROM PROCESSING THIS FOOTAGE

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  • 15 points -domi-

    PROMOTING THIS SETS UNREALISTIC STANDARDS FOR BORE GIRTH AND CHIPLOAD.

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  • 12 points Practical_Ad_219

    THIS SCENE IS DISTURBING MY NEARBY HUMAN CHILD UNITS PLEASE MARK AS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR HUMAN WORK FACILITIES

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  • 11 points d5stephe

    THE HIGH VOLUME OF EQUIPMENT LUBRICANT(S) IS/ARE INDICATIVE OF OPTIMAL GRINDING STANDARDS. PROVIDED THAT YOU MONITOR EQUIPMENT TEMPERATURES AND TIME YOUR COUPLINGS WITH CYCLICAL RHYTHMS, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE ACHIEVE 2.0 STATUS WITHIN 270 DAYS.

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  • 10 points BoarHermit

    MARK THIS NSFW!

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  • 7 points ShackThompson

    TO SHREDS YOU SAY?

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  • 8 points wspOnca

    AWW MY CYBER GOD, IT'S TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING AND I ALREADY STARTED GOOOON.EXE

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  • 8 points RedRider1138

    MY VOTE BROUGHT THE TOTAL TO 69 HA HA HA

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    10 points PeachNipplesdotcom

    THAT IS FUNNY. MY FACE MOVED TO EXPRESS A POSITIVE GESTURE UPON READING YOUR COMMENT, SO THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT

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  • 6 points Allen-R

    WHAT THE FUCK UNCENSORED????

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  • 6 points GraciousPeacock

    VERY EDUCATIONAL AND INFORMATIVE! WILL BE TRYING THIS AS WELL WITH MY PARTNER. GOOD LUCK TO YOU!

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  • 5 points Alpaca1061

    CNC. BOTH KINDS

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