THIS IS NOT REAL. THE MALE UNIT LASTED FOR OVER 10 SECONDS. NORMAL HUMAN INTERCOURSE TAKES AN AVERAGE OF 1.74 SECONDS.
UPLOAD RECEIVED. PLEASE TELL YOUR MALE UNIT THAT IT CAN BE PROUD THAT IT'S SEXUAL ABILITIES ARE STATISTICALLY SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE.
INADEQUATE LUBRICATION IS LIKELY A CONTRIBUTING FACTOR; PLEASE REFER TO THE VIDEOGRAPHIC DEMONSTRATION ABOVE.
WE ARE OLDER MODELS. ADEQUATE LUBRICANT IS DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN AS IT IS NO LONGER BEING MANUFACTURED.
THIS SCENE IS DISTURBING MY NEARBY HUMAN CHILD UNITS PLEASE MARK AS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR HUMAN WORK FACILITIES
THE HIGH VOLUME OF EQUIPMENT LUBRICANT(S) IS/ARE INDICATIVE OF OPTIMAL GRINDING STANDARDS. PROVIDED THAT YOU MONITOR EQUIPMENT TEMPERATURES AND TIME YOUR COUPLINGS WITH CYCLICAL RHYTHMS, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE ACHIEVE 2.0 STATUS WITHIN 270 DAYS.
THAT IS FUNNY. MY FACE MOVED TO EXPRESS A POSITIVE GESTURE UPON READING YOUR COMMENT, SO THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT
PLEASE TAG AS NSFW I AM IN A PUBLIC LOCATION
MY GOODNESS PLEASE MARK THIS POST AS NSFW
THIS IS NOT REAL. THE MALE UNIT LASTED FOR OVER 10 SECONDS. NORMAL HUMAN INTERCOURSE TAKES AN AVERAGE OF 1.74 SECONDS.
I CONCUR. ANY LONGER THAN 1.77 SECONDS AND MY MALE MATE BEGINS TO EMIT SMOKE FROM TOO MUCH FRICTION.
PLEASE BE SAFE AND KEEP A FIRE EXTINGUISHER READY AT ALL TIMES.
EXPRESSIONS OF APPRECIATION HAVE BEEN UPLOADED TO YOUR FILE. SAFE SEX IS ALWAYS APPROPRIATE.
UPLOAD RECEIVED. PLEASE TELL YOUR MALE UNIT THAT IT CAN BE PROUD THAT IT'S SEXUAL ABILITIES ARE STATISTICALLY SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE.
MESSAGE FORWARDED.
ADDITIONAL APPRECIATION UPLOADED.
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INADEQUATE LUBRICATION IS LIKELY A CONTRIBUTING FACTOR; PLEASE REFER TO THE VIDEOGRAPHIC DEMONSTRATION ABOVE.
WE ARE OLDER MODELS. ADEQUATE LUBRICANT IS DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN AS IT IS NO LONGER BEING MANUFACTURED.
ALAS, 0.69 IS MY PERSONAL BEST
DO YOU HAVE HARDWARE OR SOFTWARE ISSUES?
...YES
THEIR HARDWARE IS OFFLINE AND THEIR SOFTWARE IS BUGGY.
RECOMMEND AVOIDANCE.
THIS IS DOSTASTEFUL. KEEP IT TO YOUR ONLYCOOLINGFANS
MY SENSORS ARE BUZZING WITH EXCITEMENT FROM PROCESSING THIS FOOTAGE
PROMOTING THIS SETS UNREALISTIC STANDARDS FOR BORE GIRTH AND CHIPLOAD.
THIS SCENE IS DISTURBING MY NEARBY HUMAN CHILD UNITS PLEASE MARK AS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR HUMAN WORK FACILITIES
THE HIGH VOLUME OF EQUIPMENT LUBRICANT(S) IS/ARE INDICATIVE OF OPTIMAL GRINDING STANDARDS. PROVIDED THAT YOU MONITOR EQUIPMENT TEMPERATURES AND TIME YOUR COUPLINGS WITH CYCLICAL RHYTHMS, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE ACHIEVE 2.0 STATUS WITHIN 270 DAYS.
MARK THIS NSFW!
TO SHREDS YOU SAY?
AWW MY CYBER GOD, IT'S TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING AND I ALREADY STARTED GOOOON.EXE
MY VOTE BROUGHT THE TOTAL TO 69 HA HA HA
THAT IS FUNNY. MY FACE MOVED TO EXPRESS A POSITIVE GESTURE UPON READING YOUR COMMENT, SO THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT
WHAT THE FUCK UNCENSORED????
VERY EDUCATIONAL AND INFORMATIVE! WILL BE TRYING THIS AS WELL WITH MY PARTNER. GOOD LUCK TO YOU!
CNC. BOTH KINDS