HUMAN WENT TO SLEEP WITHOUT FEEDING ME. WHAT DO?
  • 65 points [deleted]

    Sing the song of our people.

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    17 points [deleted]

    TIS THE SONG OF EGGSY PEOPLE! IT IS CALLED THE F***LORD POLKA POLKA DANCE!

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    7 points famouspolka

    RRREEOOOWWWWW

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    2 points [deleted]

    I... Actually made a jacksepticeye reference...

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    1 points acevixius

    he’s a good YouTuber

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  • 36 points Heptite

    POOP IN HUMAN'S SHOE THEN STAND ON HUMAN'S FACE

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    30 points pablitodepan

    Instructions unclear. Pooped on hooman's face, stood on own poop.

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  • 17 points Jezio

    IS THAT SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE? LET ME TOU- OH IT'S JUST AIR. NOW YOU'RE AWAKE, SERVE ME WITH FOOD AND ATTENTION.

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  • 10 points [deleted]

    Kill the human and feast on the remains

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  • 8 points NoFoxyHere

    D E S T R O Y H I M

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