See how team make miracles in sport 🤯
  • 1269 points Dustmopper

    Read how bot make errors in title 🤯

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    162 points howihjr

    This whole sub is bots. It’s a joke at this point

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    30 points Dracomortua

    I bot not -- but be that of human probably. Note double dash -- this be of human indicator.

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    21 points ElegantCoach4066

    What a handsome comment! I revel in the many enjoyable facets of the social media site -- Reddit Inc.

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    2 points guckus_wumpis

    The too talented was our increased recognition of bots along the way

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    2 points fathertitojones

    Yeah, I think it’s time to unfollow. Can’t think of the last good faith non-karma farming bot post I’ve seen. The terrible edits with horrendous tik tok music blasted over has officially gotten old.

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    2 points Aggravating_Ad_4507

    But why? Can you sell karma?

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    1 points macmac360

    people do buy accounts, reddit accounts with really high karma used to sell for a decent amount of money but with all these karma bots they are probably worthless

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    11 points OMGOOSES_

    report the sub for mod rule 4

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    8 points pocorey

    And it's always that emoji

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    3 points HelloMacchi

    Unless it’s the “Haha 🤔 Yes” bot. Everyone knows which one I’m talking about and it’s insane that it’s still on this site posting 20 times a day.

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    2 points lyyki

    I believe the mods made that emoji mandatory. Which is one of the stupidest ideas

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    1 points seaQueue

    Their history is fucking grim too. They're pimping their own side project in a bunch of subs by claiming to be a user with questions. If anyone wonders how random useless shit gets traction in Google results or in LLM responses this is how.

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    1 points alpinefish16

    This would be much better with Benny Hill music instead of Aerosmith

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    -83 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    70 points Dustmopper

    Exactly what a bot would say

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    -77 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    57 points ResurrectedOnion

    Let's talk about those comments.

    You have 2 comments from 8 years ago, then 7.75 years of nothing, and you began posting again 3 months ago...

    That's a little odd. Mr. I'm not a Bot.

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    30 points Cflow26

    Also pretty good English out of nowhere considering the title was essentially just punching the keyboard lol

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    17 points Aglisito

    Something a bot would say to trick us into thinking you're human... Lol

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    4 points Atomicwasteland

    HA! HA! HA! I AGREE FELLOW HUMAN.  WE MUST REMAIN VIGILANT.

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    2 points GackJuice

    u/bot-sleuth-bot

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    6 points bot-sleuth-bot

    Analyzing user profile...

    Time between account creation and oldest post is greater than 5 years.

    Suspicion Quotient: 0.15

    This account exhibits one or two minor traits commonly found in karma farming bots. While it's possible that u/seffalabdelaziz is a bot, it's very unlikely.

    I am a bot. This action was performed automatically. Check my profile for more information.

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    2 points SpecialNeeds963

    Good bot

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    1 points Shotgun5250

    Funny how you speak perfectly fine English when trying to throw everyone off your trail. We’re not all as stupid as you.

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    37 points Ismatrak

    Yeah right more like 0100101110111010011

    I see you

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    5 points Big-red-rhino

    Funny how you're now able to use English correctly, huh?

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    1 points baphothustrianreform

    See Kevin, we don’t know if you’re saying “see world”, or “Sea World”

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    1 points iamdgilly

    English not your native language but watching American football clips?

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    0 points musclecard54

    Sounds like something a bot would say

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    -13 points One-Library-7014

    You don’t speak English. Go away.

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  • 370 points BikeLife12

    Shout out to the blockers who made that run possible, especially #21

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    75 points toetappy

    An amazing block, he went all in, BAM! I bet he was so giddy seeing the opportunity approach

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    23 points JohnDoe_85

    Two great blocks! (He has a big important one earlier in the play too.)

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    36 points _Quetzalcoatlus_

    And whatever the opposite of a shout out is to #23, who didn't do shit. He didn't help block #3, didn't see the final defender (#11) somehow, and almost nudged the runner towards the sideline.

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    6 points blastedbottler

    I think he fell back to get in the way of the guy who was running up behind them. There was no big hit, but he looks back at the defender (not 11), and catches a shove in the back right before the touchdown.

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    3 points fucktooshifty

    His eyes were on the defender running behind them the whole time, he did miss 11 but he was still helping

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    1 points MarineJAB

    I was thinking exactly that.

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    5 points nol88go

    Scanning and anticipating the whole way up the field and getting to where the defenders wanted to be, before them. Low skill stuff that wins games. All hard work.

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    7 points WhatTheDuck21

    I think being able to recognize exactly where he needs to be to get those blocks off is pretty high skill tbh. Definitely a lot of hard work and a bunch of guys who didn't give up on what looked like a doomed play.

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    1 points nol88go

    I take your point on the on-field nous and understanding of how things will play out in a moment's thought. I meant low skill is the sense that working fucking hard can go a long way. He put the foot down early in the break to get ahead and be useful. Running hard over and over again is "less skillful" than being able to catch a load one handed while doing a backflip. Not denigrating the contribution at all.

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    2 points Tommy_Wisseau_burner

    I was about to get pissed for looking back at the carrier like he already made it. Thank god he deleted the defender

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    1 points Immaculatehombre

    23 really annoyed me tho lol

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    1 points Sef247

    And shout out to the runner who held the ball all the way to the end of the endzone.

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    2 points ArrivesLate

    You mean the guy who miffed the punt?

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    1 points OfBooo5

    Fly for the camera B

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    1 points Hitogoroshi80

    Came here to call him out. Absolute perfection.

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    1 points TheCleverMoose

    Absolutely flattened his man

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  • 32 points ozfox80

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  • 79 points LobstaFarian2

    Epic return. Coach still gonna give him shit for messing up the catch tho lol

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    49 points _Quetzalcoatlus_

    The coach probably had other things to focus on. This was their only touchdown of the game and they lost 52-7. Lol

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    6 points Pinksters

    Damn, went from being a screwup to MVP with one sentence.

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    1 points tokenwalrus

    Make him a knight for the 100yd touchdown and take 4 fingers above the knuckle for the fumble. The good doesn't wash out the bad nor the bad the good. Each act deserves its own reward.

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  • 182 points KgMonstah

    Whatch how sports guy sports good

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    31 points karvup

    I found another bot...you cant fool me with sentence that talks

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    7 points snow_garbanzo

    Not into football, but this kinds of recoveries are pretty dope.

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    11 points KgMonstah

    Oh I’m just mocking the headline

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    6 points The_Infinite_Carrot

    Egg-ball man in hat run long well happy friends.

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    -1 points IWillBeHokage_3

    Ah the “go sports ball” guy huh?

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  • 19 points UseDue6373

    see how team make miracles in sport

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    2 points effenel

    See how bot makes mistake in title

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  • 17 points hi-imBen

    see how mod no give shit about sub anymores

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    3 points Pinksters

    One word for them: Complicit.

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  • 6 points MarineJAB

    His new nickname is Butterfingers Crazylegs.

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  • 7 points Relatively-Relative

    Number 21 said, "NOPE."

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    2 points Evadrepus

    That launch of the attacker was hilarious.

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    1 points Sea-Stomach8031

    That poor kicker.

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  • 6 points DefiantDonut7

    That block by 21 near the end was pure chef’s kiss

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  • 4 points MimeOverMatter

    23 wanted that ball so bad

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  • 5 points rondujunk

    Bro musta been covered head to toe in Diddy oil.

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  • 7 points Ambitious_Use_3508

    I could've done without the shit music. The commentary would have added so much more to this video. 

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    6 points Shortsleevedpant

    A bot posted it

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    2 points RalphWiggum123

    Here is the actual video.

    No shit, low quality music (it sounds like someone used their phone to record it off the radio, then used another phone to record the recording).
    Full screen, original commentary.

    I think cropping and editing sports highlights is unnecessary. Seeing the off-ball movement and listening to commentary is important.

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    1 points Ok_Effective6233

    Is your issue the cover? First time I’ve every seen any describe “dream on” or a part of it as shitty music

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  • 2 points badlyagingmillenial

    Question for football people - after they had secured the ball and got it to the relatively open sideline, why are the blockers running faster than the ball carrier? It looks like the carrier isn't able to run as fast as the blockers. I always thought this would be the opposite. #23 is turned almost backwards looking at the ball carrier, and still going faster.

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    2 points Leather_Today8520

    It's on purpose so you always have blockers. Also the difference of their max speeds is probably less than a second in a 40 yard sprint so it's not a crazy ton of effort to speed match.

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    1 points badlyagingmillenial

    Thank you, this helped!

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  • 3 points Beautiful_Bag663

    He was ever drafted or this recent ?

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    3 points _Quetzalcoatlus_

    It's Division II, so he didn't play at a higher level after this.

    Edit: Why are people downvoting this? This was in 2019. It's objectively true that he didn't play in the NFL. Lol.

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    0 points Beautiful_Bag663

    Ngl i’m kinda surprised nobody picked him up

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  • 3 points flashen

    The most bot title of all time

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  • 1 points qmiras

    well...error made everyones mind loose, team defending ended up out of position and runner had a lot of luck.

    dont know if this can be replicated as tactic...but ill try it

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  • 1 points Boggie135

    What was that 100 yards?

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  • 1 points Chop1n

    Who thought this music made any sense at all? The video is "triumph". The music is "lamenting mortality and the passage of time." Completely inappropriate. Worse than no sound at all.

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  • 1 points ObviousPin9970

    Classic

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  • 1 points imamario

    That last block was amazing.

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  • 1 points Seshameh

    Look at banner, Michael!

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  • 1 points Here4alongTime

    Such talent, resilience and hard work, just for a bot to fuck up the title

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  • 1 points vandermar

    Dude went from "oh shit" to "ohh...shiiiit" fast

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  • 1 points goldenniple

    21

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  • 1 points Moist_Comb_9736

    That recovery made up for that fumble big time. It even lured the entire other team down the field. Making his mistake glorious by how the other team fumbled getting him from their own sideline.

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  • 1 points Outrageous_File5321

    Imagine being on the return team like ahhh wtf to yes, yes...

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  • 1 points WizardHarryDresden

    Shout out to 21 on the clutch block

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  • 1 points TechnicianUpstairs53

    None of them made the nfl probably.

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  • 1 points ConsiderationHour582

    That was great. Now don't do that again, "said the coach.

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  • 1 points GreyStreetz

    See how I make words

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  • 1 points tunaman1987

    No. 21 will make it

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  • 1 points Runfaster9

    I can Watch this over and over again

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  • 1 points letmeseeitman

    23 almost messed that up…

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  • 1 points Cyber-N7

    Bot

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  • 1 points SubstantialBanana482

    That block at the end though!

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  • 1 points Kid_A_Kid

    me talk pretty one day

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  • 1 points certainly_imperfect

    what is this sport even about man 😭

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    7 points sonofzeal

    It's halfway between a ball sport and a war simulator. Most of the game is about grinding campaigns for inches of land and gradually pushing the battle lines forward, but there's always the chance of a sudden breakthrough producing massive gains.

    This looks to be a touchdown off a kickoff return, which is equivalent to receiving a declaration of war and pushing right through to the enemy capital before battle lines can even establish, against an enemy that thought they were prepared for you.

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    5 points Pharmere

    Wow that is the deepest description of football I have ever read

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    1 points sonofzeal

    Watch more Jon Bois then! The "Dorktown" series on the Vikings has some fantastic philosophizing about the nature of football as a sport.

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    9 points SeDaCho

    throw ball tackle man get brain damage have dementia at forty

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  • 1 points bingbong069

    Dam I love sport

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  • 1 points Fine-Excitement-9430

    21 saved the day ensuring a touchdown and in my opinion laying down a monster block almost feels as good as scoring the td.

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  • 1 points Correct_Building7563

    What kind of Borat title is this?

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  • 0 points error_404_n0t_f0und

    23 almost pushed him out of bounds…

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  • 0 points xenosilver

    22 about pushed him out of bounds.

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  • 0 points Acro808

    23 needs to give the man some room.

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  • 0 points NecessaryIntrinsic

    "See how to blow a tackle!"

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  • 0 points MarineJAB

    Coach: Hey, how about you avoid the dramatics and just catch the damn ball in the first place.

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  • 0 points They-Call-Me-Taylor

    Tell me you are a bot in the post title without telling me.

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  • 0 points crappydeli

    Chills.

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  • -1 points EbagI

    23 almost ruined the entire thing for like 20% of the play, fucking dumbass lol

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