Cleaning the canals of Amsterdam
  • 171 points Mrlin705

    This, this is my dream job.

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    86 points eight_ender

    Dude plays the claw game for free all day long he’s living a better life than all of us 

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    21 points SuperPimpToast

    Dude is getting paid to play claw game.

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    7 points Ponklemoose

    The prizes suck, but it seems like a good trade off.

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    2 points dirywhiteboy

    But that was a nice huffy

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  • 112 points sladereacher

    Why are there so many bikes in the canal? Are you supposed to put then in there when you buy a new bike?

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    76 points Nimrod_Butts

    If anybody in Amsterdam is reading this, zip tie a pool noodle onto your bike ffs

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    55 points pnwexpat

    Some people put their bikes on a bridge or near the canal without locking the bike to something else. Some other people are drunk. Those people take the bike and throw it in the canal and then eventually it ends up in the claw machine.

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    21 points sageinyourface

    They also dump their Christmas trees in the canals. Which is extra stupid since the city picks them up for “free” through taxes paid.

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    23 points Willing_Signature279

    Huh. Turns out even if you live in one of the smartest designed countries in the world, there are still idiots there too

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    11 points sageinyourface

    But the great thing is, if you regulate and provide services like this, it doesn’t matter for everyone else that there are idiots.

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    22 points greenmachine11235

    The main post was speculating that it was the result of biking while intoxicated.

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    16 points 90gone80

    I remember watching a video on this. The operator of the machine said that its:

    -as already mentioned, drunk people

    -Windy. Bikes are normally parked right on the canal edge instead of in front the buildings. 

    Because bicycles are so cheap in the Netherlands, people dont really have issues replacing it. The claw arm barge guy does this everyday because of the massive numbers of bikes that fall in to the canals. 

    I wonder if there is a really high initial cost in installing railings or if I am missing something...

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    5 points funnystuff79

    I thought bikes were pretty expensive in the Netherlands, unless you are buying from a thief

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    2 points 90gone80

    Just relaying what was said. I wouldn’t want to wheel my brand new bike to the side of the canal, so I suspect that there is a big secondhand market of cheap bikes.

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    1 points Impossible-Ship5585

    I think it could be quite cheap to fix these bikes.

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    1 points FifthRooter

    I rarely see bikes in a non-rusted condition when i cycle past these excavations.

    I'm often tempted to grab one, but then I realize i'd have to take apart the whole bike to replace and grease the bearings in the hubs, possibly replace bottom bracket, take apart and grease the front fork, and maybe do other wheel work. at this point i've spent money on replacement parts and hours of my time. 

    and if you want to sell it for anything more than 100eur, it needs to look in good condition, so it's extra time on cleaning it, and likely a new seat etc.

    usually the opportunity cost is too great for it to be worth it, and typically the bikes that end up falling in there are not the kind that were worth much to begin with.

    the economics of bikes in the netherlands are weird.

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    5 points davus_maximus

    Have you BEEN to Amsterdam? The sheer volume of bikes makes this inevitable just from accidents.

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    2 points sladereacher

    I never have been there, i know it is very very bike focused.

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    2 points davus_maximus

    It is, there are dozens of bikes locked to dozens of bridges. Give me a shout if you fancy a weekend there, I'd love another trip to Dam!

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    1 points sladereacher

    That would be a visit for sure.

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    4 points avdpos

    The bike someone stole on the drunk not that seldom ends up in a canal / river.

    At least here in Sweden. Guess it is the same in Netherlands.

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    5 points funnystuff79

    I think I need to be drunk to fully comprehend your comment

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    1 points kermass

    everyone in the replies is forgetting about another source of canal bikes: theft.
    bikes get stolen all the time and then thrown into a canal to get rid of the evidence, though sometimes resold for like €10 as well. bike theft happens a lot, happens to a dutch person at least once or twice in their life.
    source: im dutch

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  • 82 points Icy_Foundation3534

    if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bicycle!

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    18 points Yardboy

    But what about my carbonara recipe?

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    26 points voxadam

    https://i.redd.it/kall5ds4699g1.gif

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  • 24 points ForsakenSun6004

    It’s like burning man, underwater.

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  • 52 points Ziegelphilie

    Imagine the smell of those bicycles after they've been soaking in Amsterdam piss canal water for weeks, ugh

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    12 points 60kgoldfish

    Why piss canal .. I always tough that river have fishes and get a fun swimming time ...I not from Holland

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    36 points TXGuns79

    Things sink in the mud and decompose in an oxygen-poor environment. The bacteria byproducts stink. Pulling anything out of the bottom of a river stinks. Especially slow moving rivers with deep sediment.

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    23 points Mac-And-Cheesy-43

    Canals tend to be very dirty since they go right through cities, and therefore, drunk people end up pissing in them, or things fall in, like these bikes.

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    13 points daan850

    "fall"

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    3 points Notspherry

    The water quality in Amsterdams is pretty good. Technically not suitable for swimming, but close.

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    1 points Dykam

    That's only when they're stale, but these canals are "flushed" constantly.

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  • 15 points MaximumTurtleSpeed

    Well now that’s a boatload of bikes!

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    3 points Crohn85

    Technically a barge.

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    1 points MaximumTurtleSpeed

    How many bikes could a boat bundle if that boat is a big barge.

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  • 15 points FrizB84

    I have this cartoonish image in my head of him accidently grabbing a big chain and pulling a giant drain plug out of the canal.

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    4 points Ronald_Raygun762

    That's what I thought too before clicking play.

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    3 points zEdgarHoover

    That's happened. Search "Chesterfield canal 1978".

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    2 points FrizB84

    Ha! That's wild. I often wonder how much forgotten infrastructure is buried around our cities. Just one oops away from being rediscovered.

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  • 7 points DynamiteWitLaserBeam

    I was talking to a guy in Amsterdam last summer who said they often own three bikes - a regular bike, an e-bike, and a cheap, presumably stolen bike they bought off a junkie for €2 outside a bar one night just to get home.

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  • 5 points Donvack

    I legit though this was fake until I googled it. Over 15,000 bikes a year get fished out of the canals…what the actual fuck.

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    7 points Notspherry

    There are about 881000 bicycles in Amsterdam. So that means that anually, 1 in 60 or so ends up in a canal.

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  • 7 points DasArchitect

    I like how they give it a bit of a rinse before throwing it in the barge

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  • 12 points voxadam

    https://i.redd.it/d120g5p0x89g1.gif

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  • 5 points Gmellotron_mkii

    I feel like a large magnet would do a better job

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  • 3 points DarraghDaraDaire

    After a great growing season, this years harvest of freshly grown bikes is in. They’ll be sent for processing and will soon be gracing our shop shelves

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  • 5 points Deraga07

    https://i.redd.it/3r33n5cdia9g1.gif

    This is what I thought when the bicycle was being pulled out

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  • 1 points joeyjoejums

    This is depressing. There's dicks all over the world.

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  • 1 points teriaksu

    OnlyBikes

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  • 1 points nikshdev

    There is not enough videos of bike mining. Interesting to see the next refining steps before they are being sold.

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  • 1 points BrownRice35

    The lost Cycles of Atlantis

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  • 1 points BroodingOptimist

    I always wondered how many bikes end up in the canals! Wow!!!

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  • 2 points SpunkierthanYou

    Damn kids….

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  • 1 points Sylvester_Marcus

    Why don't they get rid of the attached sludge as well? For that matter, why not just drain the canal?

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  • 1 points OBX-Fisherman

    Y'all need some guardrails

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  • 1 points Ponklemoose

    Man, the little guy in the yellow shirt is having the best day ever.

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  • 1 points BopNowItsMine

    Get some railing

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  • 1 points PrimaryAd3165

    I'm just happy for those kids watching, I get second-hand excitement imagining seeing this as a kid. tickles my neurodivergent brain in a nice way. the kid in yellow flapping his hands gets it.

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