Vodka is just Russian water
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  • 148 points cochlearist

    Typical Russian teenagers. šŸ™„

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    29 points nautical_nonsense_

    Look at him, barely a Freshman and he’s already ruining his liver

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  • 58 points Roanoketrees

    I hope he got alot more than that out. If not, he's dead.

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    20 points OptiGuy4u

    He's still currently vomiting and has the best 6 pack abs.

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    7 points lleeaa88

    I saw his soul leave his body after the first bottle

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    5 points canehdian_guy

    There are worse things than death. Especially in Russia

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    1 points Naive_Ad_3403

    For reals. He took a bunch of that shit down the hatch.

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  • 43 points mrpopenfresh

    When wild animals get ready to die, they go hide in a dark corner. When Russian men get ready to die, they chug vodka and lie down in the snow.

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    29 points Impressive_Bet7952

    Or go to Ukraine šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦

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  • 30 points SamLucky7s

    I couldn’t even drink that much water!

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  • 30 points Natural-Break-2734

    One can only imagine the degree of alcoholism you have to be at to be able to do that without dying immediately

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    9 points pantstoaknifefight2

    A man drink like that, he don't eat, he is going to die.

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  • 11 points Far_Drummer_1406

    And immediately to the front lines with you

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    3 points falconx123

    Explains why its taken russia such a long time to attempt a take over a way smaller country

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    1 points PhoenixStorm1015

    Two weeks bro

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    2 points jaffasplaffa

    Topped up with some Pervitin.

    Perfect combo..... ;)

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  • 18 points A_Feltz

    I was about 18 when I saw this clip for the first time and now I’m older than the dude in the video

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    26 points juicy_colf

    You were older than him the first time too. This guy's 15

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  • 7 points Queasy_Form_5938

    Dudes gonna blow a 3.6 😭

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    2 points Crayons4all

    Not good, not bad

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  • 3 points mifticalcrystals

    Stevewilldoit has been real fucking quiet lately Since this dude's come to town lol

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  • 3 points challenja

    We have a winner šŸ„‡

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  • 6 points House_of_Sun

    these are ukrainians

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    6 points FreeTrash4030

    How can you tell?

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    11 points House_of_Sun

    I speak Russian and unless those guys are memeing by imitating Ukrainian speech, they are Ukrainians who, like many of them, speak mostly Russian with some Ukrainian words and specific pronunciations.

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    3 points FreeTrash4030

    Ahh okay, neat!

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    2 points NewLeaseOnLine

    You can tell by the way it is.

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  • 3 points protomex

    How many ruzzians freeze to death from over consumption of alcohol?

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    -3 points CreamX417

    Not enough.

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  • 3 points Alternative_Love_861

    I have a coworker who went to college in St. Petersburg when it was still Leningrad. He said back then the litter vodka bottle didn't come with a screw top, they came with a pop top, because once opened the entire bottle was consumed. Crazy.

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  • 4 points ElBastardoDK

    Poor guy. Not a crumb of food in that belly.

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  • 2 points IamGoingInsaneToday

    Dude ain't got nuthin on Andre the Giant who could down like 100 of them in 1 hour.

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  • 1 points kevdiigs

    I have no doubt he was already drunk before he began.

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  • 1 points moeron17

    Thats an ingenious way of melting the ice!

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  • 1 points mikidii

    This is very sad...

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  • 2 points polishkgb1

    He threw at least 2 of those bottles. What. A. Waste.

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  • 1 points Numerous-Fly-3791

    Nikolai Belinski after years of boarding up windows

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  • 1 points Gloomy-List6346

    Oldie but goodie.

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  • 1 points ShitpostingBanana

    How is this guy not dead?

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  • 1 points Chavo_of_the_8th

    Put it on 4-wheel drive

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  • 1 points Mavgrim

    Mr. Heckles! What happened to you?

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  • 2 points unnitche

    He only dranked one

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  • 1 points EarlsDeadGrandfather

    I fucking love drinking in the snow, all bundled up and warm; This guy has half of a good idea.

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  • 1 points sunadda

    That's just Russian pregaming. The fun is yet to begin at that point.

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  • 1 points Sad-Ladder5517

    Doesn't count, he vomited and that's cheating. Do it again.

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  • 1 points ziggy182

    This is why there are 87 men for every 100 women in Russia and life expectancy is so bad due to alcohol that Russia has classified beer as a soft drink for health reasons.

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    0 points BeerNcheesePlz

    Damn that’s crazy!

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    1 points ziggy182

    Yeah it’s sad, I’ve gone across Russia on coach, you see babushkas standing in on the side of the road in villages, with bucket collecting water from pumps. With not a single man in sight they drink themselves to death

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  • 1 points latroknak_is

    ā€œParticular parkingā€ manifested at 01:51

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  • 1 points jcdevelopment

    I can feel the heartburn from here

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  • 2 points No_Object_4355

    100 bux says this dude ain't even alive anymore. Drinking like that hell, he prolly been dead.

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  • 1 points Fine-University-8044

    The shit people will do or make people do for content. This could have killed this man. I’m glad he yakked up plenty of it pretty quickly.

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  • 1 points Chaparral2E

    The equivalent of 53 standard cocktails (1.5 oz) in a couple of minutes.

    Hope he survived that.

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  • 0 points SuumCuique1011

    What is this? Amateur hour?

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  • 0 points Knownoname98

    He looks fresh for a 16 year old!

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  • 0 points Chaparral2E

    The equivalent of 53 standard cocktails (1.5 oz) in a couple of minutes.

    Hope he survived that.

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  • 0 points CaptBreeze

    He said the first one was his beetch, the second one was his beetch, the third one...

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  • 0 points ikeismikeis

    That is gonna hurt.

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  • 1 points Fkappa

    This clip is so old. It was shot during the forst years of Putin presidency.

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  • 0 points y_r_u_so_stoopid

    Introducing Russian General Sergei Drinkzalotsky, Deputy Minister of National Defense and next in line to the presidency. One of Putin's most trusted aides because he will fall out of a window on his own

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  • 0 points simpletonius

    What a pathetic country.

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  • -3 points SnooGoats4876

    🤯 wow, what a sack of shit!

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