Meanwhile, Shiggy left his own children without food or water for 40 days.
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  • 20 points leapthatwall

    Shiggy doesn't eat or drink. Shiggy only WINS.

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    1 points Dry-Championship-593

    Waow

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  • 7 points SparklyPelican

    As someone that dabbles in fatherhood myself, I tell you that’s the Miyamoto Method is the only way to educate other people kids and get good results

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  • 4 points Brilliant-Copy4258

    There is nothing for Shiggy to cut when Nintendo was failing.

    Or is there?

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  • 1 points deltoramonster2

    /untommorow there is no way this is real this is nintendo we're talking about

    Looks at google

    Holy shit its real

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    1 points fork_on_the_floor2

    /uj look into Japanese employment law. And you'll see that this isn't a quite the special Nintendo thing that glorious Nintendo did..

    In Japan, you can't just fire people because red line isn't going up fast enough. You have to take a series of steps to prove definitively that your company absolutely has to lay x-number of people off or else the company itself will go into recievership/go bust. If you fire someone and they call bullshit, it's a big deal. Employees have rights over there.

    Whenever the games industry is going through a bust, and western games companies are firing thousands of people and companies shut down a bunch of studios, you don't see the same shit going down in Japan. Because if you try that boom & bust crap over there, you might just end up in prison.

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    !approve

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  • 2 points Longjumping_Ant_2945

    /uj What in the world is this sub?

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    6 points Fun-LovingAmadeus

    /uj We hunkered down during the 7-year wait for the Switch 2, constantly assuring ourselves it was coming out tomorrow. Shigeru Miyamoto’s financial prosperity is a top priority of us and we scorn those who buy his games on discount, or only a single copy

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    3 points Longjumping_Ant_2945

    That's not how you use /uj. use it when you want to chat like a normal person and not a Tommorrow resident (no satire, no fluff)

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    1 points LordSandwich29

    /today for them it isn’t satire

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    1 points Longjumping_Ant_2945

    /today WOW. So they actually believe this?

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    1 points Aethionis

    /today yes, I personally wholeheartedly worship my lord and savior shiggy

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    1 points Longjumping_Ant_2945

    Here's how you use /today: Whenever you want to talk like a normal person (deep down, you don't worship Shiggy)

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    1 points Aethionis

    /today not respecting other belief systems... typical reddit behaviors

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    1 points LukeThe55

    /today Dirty S*ny pfp...

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