Found this relic in my great grandmothers fridge while visiting for the holidays
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  • 472 points theGeigus

    Maybe if you drink it it will tell you the secrets of Titanfall 3.

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    81 points FeelTall

    Stand by for dysentery

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    46 points Only_Manufacturer457

    Stand by for shitfall

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  • 71 points Ayaki_05

    don't keep us waiting!!! How did it taste?

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    65 points python754

    I’m ashamed to say I wasn’t brave enough to drink it, maybe I will the next time I visit

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    66 points bonnkerss

    You didn’t bring it with you? I’m sure you grandma won’t mind you taking a 10 year old Mountain Dew

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    24 points RadioKALLISTI

    Honestly as someone who has saved cans from special events. Its no good anymore poke a hole in the bottom and if you’re feeling feisty fill it with expanding foam or some sort of resin to keep it from getting crushed.

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    3 points ArticCarton

    wow I need to get into DIY cause how did ur brain come up with this amazing idea

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    3 points RadioKALLISTI

    I had a half a six pack of BUZZ Cola explode on me and leak everywhere.

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    8 points A_Sketchy_Doctor

    Dawg keep it. When Titanfall 3 comes out it'll be worth so much

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    3 points DfaultiBoi

    When?

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    3 points A_Sketchy_Doctor

    Yeah when, havent you seen the rituals?

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    1 points Jetflat

    Rituals. There must be so many being done already by now…

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  • 142 points twohandsmcghoul

    My buddy has the special edition titanfall xbox one and controller.

    He doesn't play Titanfall at all

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    56 points Robert_udh84

    Slime him

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    18 points Robert_udh84

    Actually you need to jug him

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    10 points ComprehensiveSell649

    Perhaps slug him

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    1 points Slothboy66

    eat him

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  • 15 points SentaiUnicorn

    If you drink it it will tell you when the third one drops

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  • 26 points Drzewek_Kekster

    W̶̪̠̌Ĕ̷͜ ̸̗̲̲̏H̶̛͉̐A̶̮̠̬̔̓͠V̷̗̄͘Ę̴͙̱͠ ̴̜̘͈̐͘͝T̶̻͎̰̀̐͋Ŏ̵͖̦͈̍̋ ̴͎̣͌Ć̸̢̀O̵̙̿͋̐L̷̜͈̂͜L̶̝̲̈́̋͝Ḛ̴̀̈́C̵̯̄Ţ̸̃ ̵̺̊̽̽M̸͎̂̀Ó̷̞̙̘̄̌R̶̲͐̏̚Ẻ̷͈͠ ̴̢̭̗́̀̔Ö̷̧̩͓́F̷̱̲̊̐ ̴̙͛̆T̷͙̠͔̆̔H̴̬̖̝̔͝E̷̞̋̈́M̴͍̔̚.̸̱̮̊ ̶͖̜͝T̵̥͒Ĥ̴̱́E̷̞͑̅̽Ÿ̴̱̩̋ ̷̲̏͘A̴̝̞͆͘Ř̸̥̳͚̾͠E̶̗̖͝ͅ ̷̠̂̉͠Ȏ̷͙B̴̯̣̙̓́̿V̸̯̲̕I̷̯̋͠Ó̵̠̰͚͐Ú̸͓S̵̺̟̉͌̅L̶̻̂́Y̸͙͓͋ ̸̜̱͕̑̈Ṣ̵̩͌Ȍ̶͙͍̙̾̕M̶̛̲͐́E̸͕̩̭͂̉ ̷̰͕͂́̈́͜Â̴̺̔̓R̴̨̤̟͑̈̍T̶͍͌͘Ë̷̩F̷̟͈̔̆̌Ā̴̙͓̞̒C̸̡̒͆͘T̷̞̳͆͋ ̷͓̽̄T̵̲̩̀͘͝Ḫ̷̟̂̓͜͝Ȧ̶̝̮͘͠Ţ̵͊̈́̿ ̶̝͊̐M̶̼̲͎͌A̷̡̒Ỳ̸̬̦͒͝ ̴̮͕͒͒̕͜L̶͔̀̈́ͅÊ̵͎͒̚Ả̵͍͐͝Ḍ̴̔ ̴͉́̈U̶͘͜S̶͉̏̔ ̶̳͔̖͆̂T̴̝͙̪̂̓Ö̴͓̞̲́ ̸̤̹̩̓G̸̰͈̿́È̶̡̨͎T̷̖̮͐͜Ţ̶͇̹̅͋͊I̸̟̅N̷̬̲̓̌͆G̸̨̠̑̍͝ ̷͈̼͊̃͆T̶͙͓̈́Į̸̈́̏T̴̛̤̯͚Ā̶̡̼̠̋͠N̵͉͒F̸̛͜A̶̢̻̣͠Ḷ̶̣͐͒͝L̸͖͈̜͂̃͋ ̶̤̣͂3̵̢͖̾

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  • 5 points BillTheTringleGod

    Brother! You must imbibe the sauce brother! tell us! tell us when it will come!

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  • 3 points Detzznuttz

    DRINK IT BROTHER! YOU WILL SEE THE 3

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  • 3 points KEX_CZ

    Such a cool thing exists?! 🤯

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  • 5 points Buzzlight_Year

    I don't like Relic that much

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  • 2 points YoSupWeirdos

    Surely this has to have some value since not only is it still sealed, it has been kept refrigerated too preserving more value

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  • 2 points Revolutionary-Ad8133

    3 letters in MTN and 3 letters in dew = 6. Titanfall 2 + 2 words MTN and dew = 4 6-4= 2 and there's 1 can + 2 = 3 holy shit it's happening

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  • 2 points DRKMSTR

    Now send it up in a weather balloon so it can Titanfall.

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  • 2 points Remarkable-Ninja3214

    I still have a can of the TF2 Mango Heat Game fuel Dew inna box in my closet

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  • 2 points OdysseusRex69

    Drink it, and I bet you will see Titanfall3 with your mind's eye as all your neurons fire off and your brain dumps all of your dopamine at once.

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  • 1 points lol_sapnu_puas

    Drink it

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  • 1 points The_Marine708

    Drink it, then turn it into a stash can so it can be saved for all time.

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  • 1 points MrMutedHacker

    They put the Titan in the soda

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  • 1 points Codythehaloguy

    Get back to me when you find an OG Halo 3 Game Fuel

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  • 1 points illnastyone

    Please tell me that soda isn't a decade old.

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  • 1 points CarfunkledFlip1

    Well hold on just a second. The can obviously has titanfall 2 written on it. But if you look closely, 3 of OP’s fingers are visible on the right side. 3 is larger than 2 and titanfall 2 is the last entry in the titanfall series right now. If you put all of this together, this could mean the next titanfall game is coming out and OP is releasing it.

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  • -13 points zsobo21

    I worked at a convenience store when the double XP codes were on Mountain Dew and Doritos (I think) and I claimed all the codes for myself of the bottles and chips one slow shift…

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    13 points MahaloMerky

    Yea ur the fucking reason we have to send pictures of our receipts to get codes from Monster now for cod.

    Fuck off,

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    7 points ThreadedPommel

    Like how socially unaware can someone be? Did he think people would think that was cool?

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    5 points MahaloMerky

    Bro thought he was so cool working at a 7-11 and then Going home to play Xbox with all his codes.

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