So yesterday I decided to make my favorite tuna salad for lunch. It's delicious, tasty, awesome. Music is playing in the background, my mind is wandering, I'm in a good mood. I sat down to eat, and the salad tasted very strange. I ate three forkfuls and thought, no, I need to go and check if something is wrong with the ingredients. The salad leaves are fine, the cucumbers too, the tuna is still good, the capers are fresh... okay, maybe my tastebuds are a bit off, happens. Continued eating, it’s still weird. Then I go to take a double look and see that the can of tuna is actually a can of cat food. I used a cat food in my salad, and gave the actual tuna to my cats for breakfast. No shit they were so eager to get more food this morning, they had a day of their life.
I brushed my teeth 4 times and could still feel the cat food, which was met with a good old diarhea a few hours later.
TL;DR I used cat food instead of tuna for my tuna salad and got diarhea later :))
Congrats, you just unlocked the “shared lunch with my cat” achievement.
That’s what was missing from 100% completion
not yet, you have to unlock the 'licked myself clean" trophy
lmao yeah that’s kinda legendary ngl, cat probably thinks yall bonded on a whole new level
Exactly! Next up: mastering the art of cat-approved leftovers 😹.
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Wouldn't you have noticed the texture before you noticed the taste?
That’s the thing, I was not paying attention, my mind was wandering completely. And this cat food is not in gravy, it’s on dryer side so I always mix it with a bit of water for them. It’s like..bits of meat in a can without a gravy, just with a bit of “juice”
thats bad it gave you diarhea tho, cat food should still be human grade, what country are you in?
I'm curious where you are that this is the case? Pet food in Australia is always marked 'NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION' in all caps.
I'm not the person you're replying to, but it's the case in the United States. It's because during past economic hardships people resort to eating pet food for cost. So it has to be fit for human consumption.
This is depressing af
Most of the rules and regulations that exist have similarly or much more depressing stories, unfortunately.
I’ve seen warnings on iron-on t-shirt transfers that say “do not iron while wearing shirt”
I have watched people iron shirts while wearing them with my own eyes haha.
“Ow, fuck! Fuck! Damn, still got some wrinkles. Ow! Shit that hurts! Fuck!”
They were fine haha. I'm sure others haven't been though.
yeah, and it says 'DO NOT EAT' on silica gel packets despite it being perfectly safe to do so, what your point?
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My girlfriend keeps getting cans of some garbage tuna fish from the food bank. I opened one, which looked like cat food, and looked at the label…it’s tuna with added soy protein. Cat won’t eat it though. So she sure won’t.
What kind of tuna do you buy that it took you that long to figure out you were eating cat food? Almost sounds like Costco skipjack.
Why would you keep the cat food and tuna next to eachother in the cupboard??
Same thing different can