TIFU by fighting my schools dresscode policy. Years later I found out why it was so strict.

TIFU by accidentally stripping in front of my workplace crush

TIFU by not fully preparing myself for how painful IUD insertion is

TIFU by discovering the hidden “features” of cough drops

TIFU by turning a simple greeting into a core memory

TIFU by forgetting what a rose symbolizes

TIFU by Not Wearing a Belt

TIFU by not realizing my phone was still connected to the downstairs Bluetooth speaker.

TIFU by trying to comfort a crying stranger and making everything exponentially worse

TIFU by sending a screenshot of a conversation... to the person I was having the conversation with

TIFU by saying my boss looked like a celebrity

TIFU sharing an anecdote about my dad

TIFU by asking my student accommodation's receptionist if she wants to hit it

TIFU by forgetting that my headphones weren't actually plugged in.

TIFU by breaching security at a datacenter

TIFU by “locking in” to code and instead locking myself into embarrassment

TIFU by telling my boss to STFU right before a huge client meeting

TIFUpdate! TIFU by letting a song that *kinda* bashes my girlfriend play on local radio station

TIFU by completely missing a sexual cue in a blatantly obvious way

TIFU by pouring Sangiovese into Cab Sauvignon and my table was furious

TIFU by anonymously sending my boss a song about himself and now he’s furious

TIFU by taking the metro to school

TIFU by trying to upgrade my CPU by myself.

TIFU by testing my new noise-cancelling headphones during a bathroom emergency

TIFU by making my boss think I was cheating on my boyfriend by overthinking...