Had a dream my country, North Macedonia, created a weapon. The weapon is a nuke tied to a stick.

It was called the nuclear-hammer or some shit

660 points Chancey1520

most advanced north macedonian weapon

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68 points flycerestorm

you misspelled monkeydonian

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84 points Losos5600

Why do I have a feeling that you‘re Bulgarian

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26 points flycerestorm

no im a "w*stoid🤢"

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17 points PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC

balkans_irl user?

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14 points flycerestorm

just a little bit

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20 points BrazilianWilhelm

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3 points OnkelMickwald

I just read about a bronze age site literally called "Monkodonja"

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348 points Puzzleheaded_Sky7369

How did Greece react?

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296 points floppy_disk_5

they let them remove the "north" from their name

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111 points Puzzleheaded_Sky7369

Diplomacy at its finest

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47 points The_Last_Fluorican

finally no more confusion

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2 points freezy1003

then south macedonia appears

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19 points name212321

They should have let them remove Macedonia and just be called north

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1 points floppy_disk_5

glory to the beautiful country of North

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192 points Objective_Couple7610

https://i.redd.it/o6kqnufdrr6g1.gif

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110 points Vast-Ideal-1413

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19 points Prudent-Ad-7459

I love the stupendium

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37 points Pear_ed

Ullapool caber

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4 points Equivalent_Donut_145

LEZZZZ DEWITTTTTT!

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157 points CompetitiveLeg7841

WAAAAAAAAGH! NORF' MACEDONIA IZ URZ'!!!!!!!

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24 points TurtleBoy2123

WAAAAAAARGGHHHH

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19 points LordCommanderWiggles

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2 points owo1215

i immediately thought of this too lmao

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187 points RockingBib

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60 points Eddie-The-Zombie

I was gonna say isn't this a fallout weapon

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21 points maximumtesticle

You were gonna say it and then you did, great job.

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91 points Rpg_knight371

boomstick or something

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15 points Lopsided_Drag_8125

Genius

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4 points Panzer_Hawk

Groovy

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66 points PracticalBag8652

Is this what Einstein (forgor his name) meant when he said WW4 will be fought with rocks and sticks?

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-1 points [deleted]

[deleted]

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17 points Olasola424

it was WW4, he was implying that the damage WW3 will theoretically be able to do will send the remaining humanity back to the stone age

edit: mistyped the first one as WW3

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7 points AdmiralSand01

He said “I don’t know what world war three will be fought with, but I know that world war four will be fought with sticks and rocks.” Or something to that effect.

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53 points ADudeWithoutPurpose

Bobm on a stick

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23 points Eckanati64

Peak Item Asylum Reference

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5 points Strong-Proposal-4007

r/beatmetoit

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5 points Cheese_Guy_101

damn it you beat me to it

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25 points dodoletzthebigstupid

"a sober person would throw it"

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19 points SunkyWasTaken

[Ultrapool Caber]³

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14 points TheEvilCar

fallout 5 leak

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14 points Simple_Substance4829

I love that North Macedonia named themselves that out of spite of Greece taking some of Macedonia.

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14 points KeneticKups

Sounds about right

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13 points ComprehensivePath420

High-yield Macedonian face removal.
A sober person would throw it..

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3 points Shadow6-3

Demo is not sober.

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4 points Panzer_Hawk

Das why he uses it as melee

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10 points Wooden-Artichoke-962

The apex of Balkan military engineering.

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8 points IAteUYScuti

“HEY SHITASS”

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7 points Main-Bluebird-3032

Runescape looking ass weapon

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7 points Leon-the-comic113

DEMOKNIGHT NOISES INTENSIFY

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6 points All_Gun_High

So, bobm on a stick?

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3 points tropical_anteater

Item aslume

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10 points W1ngedSentinel

Ork tankhammer.

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4 points brownie_eater

Sounds like something that we’d create ngl and then just use it for cooking

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4 points Express-Record7416

https://i.redd.it/fiif0kdans6g1.gif

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4 points MrBlueSky-ToldYouWhy

Super mutant weapon

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4 points nitemarewulf

Portable hellbomb

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6 points bananasaucecer

item asylum

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6 points Timothysorber

This is giving item asylum

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7 points ChloeDaVoir

Peak Balkan engineering

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3 points Cozym1ke

Wasn't there a weapon that was literally a grenade attached to a stick?

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3 points Fluffy-Froyo4549

Cavemen and modern intelligence came together to create:

The bonk of death

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3 points WaffleYell

It's the Oppenhammer

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3 points Daufoccofin

Oppenhammer

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3 points shadophaxx

Tf2core

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3 points ELL1S-GAMING

TF2 ass weapon

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3 points Autsimonphone

Bobm on a stick

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2 points Star_____walker

Lmao

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2 points HapHazardly6

North Macedonian Caber

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2 points Far_Albatross_8450

Average ork weapon

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2 points skyeIico

Fortnite pickaxes:

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2 points furculture

New weapon for Demoknight similar to the Caber. This is going to be interesting.

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2 points nikushaandkristine

do you perhaps play tabs, op?

https://preview.redd.it/bbsuhyc1kt6g1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4f3239cd6ea835f8c8bfdfa69d11285b015af47

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1 points Acrobatic-Owl5068

No, I haven't even heard of that game

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2 points nikushaandkristine

try it out sometime, then. it's pretty cool

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2 points MariTheNon

Yes Demoman, we want a caber buff too

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2 points eatingsockswithbacon

Average totk weapon

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2 points BigAndBoldAndSalty

we love the bobm

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1 points HAL9100

Alexander the Gronph

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1 points Personal-Collar-7762

Straight up Dragonender.

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1 points [deleted]

Eustace's mallet

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1 points SheZowRaisedByWolves

Literally a Dead Rising 2 weapon

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1 points Downtown_Mechanic_

Atom Smasher

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1 points kniky_Possibly

Macedonia mentioned!!!

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1 points No_Counter_6037

considering nukes don't have impact fuzes, this is stupid. it wouldn't even go off. it's literally just a sledgehammer.

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2 points Open-Source-Forever

How do you know it didn’t have 1 fitted?

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1 points Imadeanotheraccounnt

Reminds me of something… yellow and not very detailed… hm

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1 points kontenjer

ali ahmeti go kontrolira svetot

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1 points Acrobatic-Owl5068

Kaza jas "North" oti znam deka ke ima nekoj so ke se isnervira. Jas onaka si go vikam "Makedonija"

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1 points PerceiveEternal

Peak Fallout vibes.

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1 points Wizard-In-Disguise

super mutants use shit like this lmao

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1 points 3tryagain3motoroil3

𝐪𝐚𝐫𝐚

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1 points rrobloxtube

This reminds me of the bomer man from that funny cartoon mercenary game and that blocky one based off of it

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1 points Nuxx1876

the 'Donia Mace

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1 points S0nicGamer

This is a weapon ypu would see in fallout

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1 points Asdrapan

This some shit orks from Warhammer 40k would make

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1 points Sum_Ideod

Average edf fencer weapon:

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1 points ELL1S-GAMING

Fallout ass weapon

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1 points Open-Source-Forever

Russian Overkill-type stuff

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1 points Zealousideal_Newt111

Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

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1 points Hyper_Goner69

This is so item assylum

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1 points HungarianMockingjay

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with nukes-on-a-sticks and stones."

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1 points aregularmtf

TURKEY MENTION 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷🐊

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1 points WamlytheCrabGod

Ullapool Caber Mk. II

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1 points Mr-Blues5

Somebody would probably use that to kill oversized spiders

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1 points Youfokinwatm8

This... Is my BOOMSTICK

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1 points Ninjatintin

yyyeerrraarrsesssarseaandimthgrasssmannpunkyeeeyahhavinh

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1 points baconater-lover

Fallout weapon lol

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1 points VoxelRoguery

the kinda shit they give you at Item Asylum

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1 points Ill_Hovercraft_2211

The hammer of justice

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1 points KaptainKunukles

Slavic Weapon of Legend

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1 points TheAllSeeingBlindEye

Brutally kunnin’ tech

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1 points MegaMGstudios

Pretty sure this is a Demoman weapon

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1 points Flimsy-Secret-6187

tf2 ass weapon

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1 points AtlasZX

bonk

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1 points Exotic-Nothing-3225

bringing "big stick diplomacy" to a whole new level!

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1 points Upbeat_Ruin

This feels like something one of those bomber super mutants from fallout 4 would use

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1 points MarkoSpas

Aj idi u pichku mater so ova “North” glupovski da te ebam majkata

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2 points Acrobatic-Owl5068

Da ne se lutat oni

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1 points MarkoSpas

Pa neka lutat gomnari

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2 points Acrobatic-Owl5068

Znam, jas onaka si go vikam Makedonija, ama ima nekoji stvarno nepravi so ke se nalutat za so ne sum stavil "North"

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