Guy's, Im stuck in the WeWork lift!
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  • 769 points squaloulou

    'Guys' is not a pronoun. It is a noun.

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    292 points chompythebeast

    Please see HR after wework this evening

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    68 points booi

    Don’t take the lift tho

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    11 points Putrid-Builder-3333

    Just exit the building. Fired.

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    3 points neddie_nardle

    Can I go for a wee first?

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    29 points MechaNerd

    Originally it was even a propper noun. Guys are called guys thanks to Guy Fawkes

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    18 points jsmith_92

    This guy “fawkes”

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    20 points funguyshroom

    Well acktually it becomes a pro-noun when used in a professional setting.

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    3 points prpldrank

    Just on my way to page 435 for another day at work in the dictionary

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    2 points Bavisto

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    -2 points warrenjt

    It’s very much used as a pronoun though. Like, the full phrase, I suppose, would be “you guys,” where “you” is the actual pronoun there but the whole phrase is itself a pronoun in the context. It’s just been shortened in this case.

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  • 462 points 1zzyBizzy

    I almost exclusively call my girls “guys”. Still gendered i guess

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    34 points KP_Wrath

    We have a department at my work that is 100% female. Unless I actually am thinking about it, they become “guys” when addressed in bulk.

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    12 points glazedhamster

    "Addressed in bulk" is the funniest thing I've read all day

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    128 points Danzarr

    guys while not originally a neuter noun, pretty much became one in the 90s and became ubiquitous through the 2000s, something something, those damned millenials. atleast in the american venacular.

    also not a pronoun, but a second person plural noun.

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    50 points BreezyIsBeafy

    Calling it a pronoun actually annoyed me like if you’re gonna be pedantic actually be correct

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    1 points Large_Debt6106

    Same

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  • 130 points iWant2ChangeUsername

    SLACKERS I'M STUCK IN THE WEWORK LIFT!

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    16 points MrLogicWins

    If your not slacking you're not working

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    1 points SuckMyCatgirl

    slifer slackers...

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  • 157 points OpenSourcePenguin

    Folk this shit

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  • 190 points Froggn_Bullfish

    Language is a social construct, guys is only gendered if you want it to be.

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    80 points autotom

    Genuinely guys is gender neutral. Trying to fix shit that ain't broken.

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    8 points WeenieRoastinTacoGuy

    Just start using humes, sup you multi gendered humes

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  • 84 points CherryCherry5

    "Guys" and "dude" are gender neutral. I use those words for literally anyone and everyone.

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    32 points MrLogicWins

    And modern "bro"

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    13 points sroomek

    Bruh

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    10 points Kissarai

    My son calls me (his mom) "bro" all the time lol

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    3 points thpineapples

    Dudette.

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    1 points paprikahoernchen

    Try to use "Ladies" and "Sis" for everyone next

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    1 points LA_LOVIN

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • 84 points Bdavidson74

    So glad I do not work in an environment where I might run into this ridiculousness. If any kind of bot corrected me in such a way my immediate rephrasing would be "Hey f***ers!"

    Thankfully I work in a place where I walk into work my greeting to everyone all is "Hey fers!" and I am greeted back cheerfully by everyone with "S'up fer" and we get to work and all is right with the world.

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    20 points Komitsuhari

    We do a routine flipping off of whoever happens to be walking in the door at that moment in my office. The only HR person generally just keeps her door closed so as to not constantly be having a heart attack listening to us roast the hell out of each other.

    It’s kind of a strange environment, most of us all went to high school together but didn’t keep in touch afterwards until we ended up in the same job a decade later.

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  • 15 points charlesandrews90

    “Hey fuckers, I’m stuck in the lift” Truly gender neutral.

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  • 13 points Fawneh1359

    Don't forget chat.

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  • 19 points Madcat_Moody

    Do you want to make people intolerant? Because crap like that is how you make people intolerant.

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  • 25 points Dornith

    My pronouns are "folk/folkim".

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    15 points Colbina

    mine are tolk/tolkien

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    4 points backspace_cars

    I'm a potato

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    1 points HashMush

    po/ta/toe

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    4 points D3PyroGS

    boil/mash/stew 

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    2 points backspace_cars

    I am not edible

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  • 9 points Personal-Regular-863

    i hope no one really thinks that people (particularly trans people) complain about this because we dont. most of us probably use guys and dude as neutral terms ourselves but the issue arrises when they are targeted kinda like a dogwhistle.

    transphobes do this with 'guys' 'dude' 'man' and using 'they/them' constantly. usually being a trans person we can tell when its intentional and malicious. so no, those words arent just entirely gender neutral but if you arent intentionally bothering a trans person by targeting them with these words we dont give a fuck and anyone who says we do are transphobes trying to convince you that we are 'stereotypical whiny liberals' that they sell to ragebait you into bigotry. dont fall for their shit

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    1 points AsianGoddessVibes

    Love this 🥰

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  • 17 points hidinginplainsite13

    Stupid shit

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  • 2 points Throwawanon33225

    Trans person here! WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT GUYS VS FOLKS HE’S STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR

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  • 6 points adognameddanzig

    I just say "ladies and germs", kinda covers everyone.

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  • 5 points Nik_Tesla

    Just throwing it out there, but calling your coworkers "Losers" is gender neutral too

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  • 9 points Jackmino66

    As someone who is a straight white cisgender man, I use guys as gender neutral, and so far nobody has had an issue

    So, eh

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    5 points CatalinaBigPaws

    Gen x cis woman here who would walk in a room of my female friends and go "Hey, guys!"

    Completely gender neutral.

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    2 points Knives530

    Yeah me either . I seem to live in some part of the world all these types of things being problems doesn’t exist and I’m thankful for it

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    4 points Designer_B

    99% of the world doesn't react like this. It's really just weird sections of the internet and stuck up old lady's at restaurants getting offended by guys. I imagine this whole post is completely fabricated.

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    1 points FionaTheElf

    Excuuuuuse me! I’m an old lady and proudly answer to “guys”

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  • 2 points scenr0

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  • 2 points sonialuna

    Guy's what?

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  • 0 points sweetpealily

    the only people I ever see giving a shit about 'guys' as a gendered term are cis people

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  • 1 points CHERNO-B1LL

    The entire Irish nation would like you to know that you can fuck off with that lads.

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  • 1 points Pale-Attorney7474

    Guys is no longer gendered and hasn't been for years now. Its just colloquial slang to address your peers of various genders and ages.

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  • 1 points missjojoba

    A perfect opportunity for this sketch;

    Take a look at this video, 'limmy guys sketch' https://share.google/CtTMUnViRTfEiJOq0

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  • 1 points gibgod

    It’s called Guys & Dolls for a reason Geoff.

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  • 1 points OrangeClyde

    Lol I love his corrected repeat sentence

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  • -2 points OkBrilliant8092

    Ah I used to love going to see someone at we work…always managed to schedule it for Friday afternoons… IYKYK

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  • 0 points AussieBird82

    Everypony is the way

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