So far I can check off the list:
Goats, sheep, chickens, ducks, turkeys, pigs, horses, donkeys, and cows. The big one Iโm trying to get is a Zebra, but unfortunately my neighbor got rid of theirs before I had the chance to try. Rabbits and alpacas are also on the list but way less important than the elusive zebra. Not all of them belonged to me, and I owe most of the credit to the owners who spent a significant amount of their time caring for them and making it possible for random neighbors to have conversations with their animals lol
Ah, I see. I can never tell anymore, lol. A couple days ago I was standing in line at a grocery store and witnessed a guy probably in his 30s instigate a fight with the cashier because she used the phrase "Across the globe" in conversation, and he was convinced the earth was flat. Lol...humanity is doomed.
In reality, it's a very bad idea to make animal noises at animals, unless you know what those noises mean to that animal. I learned that very early. ๐ซ
Oh my god, I forgot. If you pleyubleyibleub to a bunch of turkeys they all do it back instantly and aggressively lol. dogs too but only if you're a stranger outside their property
I'm invested now! What happens to the sheep? Did she unknowingly kidnap the sheep? And does that mean she is a shepherd now? IS THIS HOW SHEPHERDS ARE MADE?
Jesus answered them, โI told you, and you do not believe. The works that I do in my Father's name bear witness about me,
but you do not believe because you are not among my sheep.
My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me.
ย I give them eternal life, and they will never perish, and no one will snatch them out of my hand.
In my personal experience the farmer will send their grandchild who was busy doing fun shit to go get the sheep. They know the sheep well enough to know where the dolts will have gone, or at least there's a loose top 3 of usual spots. The grandchild will bring the dog who can't believe his luck we're playing his favourite game today! They find the sheep. All but one. That one is stuck in a bush or down a crack. The grandchild gets that idiot out while the other 30 something idiots watch and the border collie bounces around. Heavy sheep now liberated they all walk home, but not to the field the farmer can see from his comfy chair. The grandchild isn't risking more chores and brought something to read, so they lay down in the lower field with the sheep and dog, and they all hang out doing nothing until the dinner yell.
This has happened to me several times with cows. I always forget how big cows are. Having an entire herd suddenly nominate me as their leader is not the power trip I expected it would be. Iโve launched myself over more than one fence in a panic, because although I seemingly applied for the job by walking through the field, I was wholly unqualified and intimidated ๐
Yeah, no kidding. Iโve been long distance hiking in the UK multiple times every year for the last decade or so. Iโm fully aware of the dangers that livestock can present and can assure you that not once have I ever deliberately sought the attention of cows. Many trails pass through fields where cows are, making it necessary for me to also be in those fields. While I make every attempt to keep distance between myself and them, unfortunately, cows donโt always follow the rules.
My point was that shepherdess is not incorrect. You don't have to use shepherdess for a female shepherd, but that correcting someone who does use it is just being an asshat trying to control other people's vocabulary.
I think it's a description of the specific way that objectively hot girls walk, at least in slang? They have a strut, with a confidence because they're hot and they know it. So it's slightly different from a normal stride
I have no idea if I'm wording this correctly, or even making sense, I should gone to sleep like 3 hours ago lol
Dirk Gently's Holistic Navigation - It's where you find someone who looks like they know where they're going and follow them. It'll get you unlost or get you to your destination. I used this successfully a number of times before there was a GPS in everyone's pocket
Oh, but when I follow a solo woman, naked, on all fours, down a trail, its "stalking" and "indecent exposure," I get put on a "list" and my wife "divorces" me and she "takes" the house and kids... cool...
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Bah bah black sheep have you any wool. Yes sir, yes sir, one fro full!
she must be the black sheep of the family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9F5xcpjDMU
I was expecting Terry crews, I will remember this ๐
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*Do it baaack
I tried this with every animal on my farm, but it only worked consistently with cats and Tom turkeys.
We could always get our guinea hens to answer back... but in all fairness they basically never shut up ๐
So far I can check off the list: Goats, sheep, chickens, ducks, turkeys, pigs, horses, donkeys, and cows. The big one Iโm trying to get is a Zebra, but unfortunately my neighbor got rid of theirs before I had the chance to try. Rabbits and alpacas are also on the list but way less important than the elusive zebra. Not all of them belonged to me, and I owe most of the credit to the owners who spent a significant amount of their time caring for them and making it possible for random neighbors to have conversations with their animals lol
I don't think I've actually heard a Zebra make a noise. Is it like a house sound?
Take a horse sound, pitch it up, and make it more of a whooping pattern. Imagine a cross between a hyena and a horse.
I believe that would be a donkey ๐คฃ
A zebra is not a donkey... here is a video so you can hear the difference... [https://youtu.be/LQcx8C8Aj_g?si=pvDExcGKvXw8Uhba]
I know there's a difference, I was trying, unsuccessfully, to be funny ๐
Ah, I see. I can never tell anymore, lol. A couple days ago I was standing in line at a grocery store and witnessed a guy probably in his 30s instigate a fight with the cashier because she used the phrase "Across the globe" in conversation, and he was convinced the earth was flat. Lol...humanity is doomed.
I think I've heard them do like a yipping horse noise
They sound like a mumled high pitched yipyip
Zebras are mean, ask anyone who handles them. They bite magnitudes more often than horses.
...the bitchiest of barcodes...
In reality, it's a very bad idea to make animal noises at animals, unless you know what those noises mean to that animal. I learned that very early. ๐ซ
What about the turkeys not named Tom? /s
We do have one named RuPaul, but when you gobble at him, he responds with "YASSSSS!" instead.
Bwahahaha, awesome!
Oh my god, I forgot. If you pleyubleyibleub to a bunch of turkeys they all do it back instantly and aggressively lol. dogs too but only if you're a stranger outside their property
The way you spelled the turkey noise has me rolling! LMAO!
I try it with turkeys all the time. I never get a reply.
bahhing would only strengthen the sheep's resolve to follow. Girl is trying to shake the sheep not become a shepherd.
My husband does this to the neighbor's sheep. They do bah back. He has had full conversations with those sheep.
I'm invested now! What happens to the sheep? Did she unknowingly kidnap the sheep? And does that mean she is a shepherd now? IS THIS HOW SHEPHERDS ARE MADE?
And Jesus said, โIf the sheep follow you, they are yours.โ
You donโt choose the sheep.
Jesus answered them, โI told you, and you do not believe. The works that I do in my Father's name bear witness about me, but you do not believe because you are not among my sheep. My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me. ย I give them eternal life, and they will never perish, and no one will snatch them out of my hand.
In my personal experience the farmer will send their grandchild who was busy doing fun shit to go get the sheep. They know the sheep well enough to know where the dolts will have gone, or at least there's a loose top 3 of usual spots. The grandchild will bring the dog who can't believe his luck we're playing his favourite game today! They find the sheep. All but one. That one is stuck in a bush or down a crack. The grandchild gets that idiot out while the other 30 something idiots watch and the border collie bounces around. Heavy sheep now liberated they all walk home, but not to the field the farmer can see from his comfy chair. The grandchild isn't risking more chores and brought something to read, so they lay down in the lower field with the sheep and dog, and they all hang out doing nothing until the dinner yell.
Yes. She was Chosen for the Way of Wool.
Also, it was dingos, they 8 it. My condolences.ย
Some say they are still walking...
"aren't you supposed to be with your trainer?"
Funniest looking mareep I've seen.
Nah, those are definitely a flock of wooloo with albinism
I didnโt get it til this comment. Top tier.
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ZzZzZzZzZz
Did she just unintentionally steal someone's flock?
Yes, "unintentionally," wink wink
This has happened to me several times with cows. I always forget how big cows are. Having an entire herd suddenly nominate me as their leader is not the power trip I expected it would be. Iโve launched myself over more than one fence in a panic, because although I seemingly applied for the job by walking through the field, I was wholly unqualified and intimidated ๐
Cow herds are extremely dangerous and you should never walk close enough to get their attention. Seriously, steer away. ย ย https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/sep/12/the-hell-and-horror-of-cow-attacks-i-told-my-husband-to-leave-me-to-die
Yeah, no kidding. Iโve been long distance hiking in the UK multiple times every year for the last decade or so. Iโm fully aware of the dangers that livestock can present and can assure you that not once have I ever deliberately sought the attention of cows. Many trails pass through fields where cows are, making it necessary for me to also be in those fields. While I make every attempt to keep distance between myself and them, unfortunately, cows donโt always follow the rules.
"Steer" away.
The real reason I commented at all!
This article makes me want to eat a revenge burger
Congratulations! Youโre a shepherdess, now!
Shepherd and Hepherd
Shepherd is already genderless. You don't need to use a feminine form.
r/pointlesslygendered
Ummmm......
uhhhhโฆ
Yeah, so?
My point was that shepherdess is not incorrect. You don't have to use shepherdess for a female shepherd, but that correcting someone who does use it is just being an asshat trying to control other people's vocabulary.
Ah okay, I didn't read that from your initial comment.
Just thought you genuinely didn't know that shepherd can still apply regardless of gender
Ah, gotcha. I thought you were saying that shepherdess was incorrect.
Oh...I was just following the other sheep tbh
Bah
New superpower unlocked
Sometimes the shepherd life chooses you
Making my way downtown, walking fast, hauling ass, cuz ewe following me.
They recognized a baahd bitch
r/mildlyangryupvote
Can it be considered stealing when they just decide to follow you?
I see that the sheep distribution system has found you
Iโm thinking they think youโre a 2 legged version of them due to your matching fluffy hair. โWe want to evolve too!โ
Teach us mahahaster
Our leader! Weโve been waiting for you lol
It must be the hair
Congrats on your new herd
Fluff follow fluff
This makes absolute sense
The sheep :
You're a shepardess now! Just go with the herd
Man, they really upped the graphics for the new Cult of the Lamb game.
Following the really tall sheep.
"You're my friend now, we're having soft tacos later!"
1) what's a "hot girl walk"? 2) she stole those sheep
Hot girl XYZ is a thing women do as an act of self care, to build self-confidence, to find positivity etc.
Oh. Okay. Guess I'll be doing some hot guy gaming tonight! ๐
You have yourself a great time!
I think it's a description of the specific way that objectively hot girls walk, at least in slang? They have a strut, with a confidence because they're hot and they know it. So it's slightly different from a normal stride
I have no idea if I'm wording this correctly, or even making sense, I should gone to sleep like 3 hours ago lol
And yes, yes she did
Apparently when a lady with manly features goes for a walk?
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Looking at my ugly bitch face(?) won't change her whole hot girl handsomeness thing she has going on.
There should've been someone off screen yelling out, "Aye, she stealin' mah sheep!"
They think you're one of them with your perfect hair ๐คฃ
"oh she's fluffy too, must've been one of us"
15 dolmas just ran away
One of us.... One of us!
Vibe check: Passed
Sheep Posse: Acquired
"Its baaahd bitch O'clock"
Dirk Gently's Holistic Navigation - It's where you find someone who looks like they know where they're going and follow them. It'll get you unlost or get you to your destination. I used this successfully a number of times before there was a GPS in everyone's pocket
That's fascinating and intriguing af, thank you
https://preview.redd.it/rvcoqhudq3xf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=17c3c19c093d8a805916e0432fd24a40e522505d
Those sheep know a hottie when they see one. Who wouldn't follow you?!
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sweatsuit with build-in old timey fireplace, that is why she is in the forrest, for wood
Where can I obtain a suit such as this?
your local sweet suit suite for sweats and piano's
I will check it out
Stupid social media trend where they run around outside thinking positive thoughts about themselves.
I dont actually hate this
Its good to touch grass and build self esteem
Shit I might go do it
Oh, but when I follow a solo woman, naked, on all fours, down a trail, its "stalking" and "indecent exposure," I get put on a "list" and my wife "divorces" me and she "takes" the house and kids... cool...
They are sheep.
Sheep follow.
Easy being a sheep.
Being a goat. Now that isn't being a sheep.
I don't know why I respect you.
Your the herd leader now aka the shepherdess
This is peak sheep being sheep
Hey hey. How do I get them to let me keep the top?
๐๐๐
Cuddle all of them and send them back home
They say jesus had hair like wool and skin of bronze.
You're a Disney princess now.
Her rap name is lil bo!
So is she the black sheep?
Take my upvote
https://preview.redd.it/q0mgkud9v3xf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=20b767f3266c47e0e0204ae7141d58b7dd06a080
She is alpha sheep now
"One of us! One of us!" -sheep probably
Republicans
Adorable.
Do U kno de wey?
She is their queen now.
Nah cuz they might've look at your head and think, "she a fam, let's go along homie"
I never heard of sheep trainer until now
city girls stay in the city
"You're not supposed to be with your trainer?"
They're not pokemons, bruh.
It's your baaaaa-d girl walk
And now you understand where the expression comes from
Legend says she's still walking to this day...
One of us one of us!๐
meek & obedient you follow the leader
down well-traveled corridors into the valley of steel
The sheep lord
What's a hot girl walk?
You must not have known, but that's how you become a shepherd. They choose you. Welcome to your new life. They are your flock now. Go tend them.
You are now a sheep herder. Can add to resume. ๐๐
Theyโre yours now. Youโre a shepherdess now
New guide, assigned
Baby got baa-aaa-ck!
"Well, I guess I'm a shepherd now."
This is how shepherds are chosen.
"What do I do?"
A haircut might help. ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
You have become shepard
โYou must be our leader.โ
Erhm, hot girl walk? The fuck?
Yeah that feels like a weird thing for anyone to say lol am I missing something?
Was hoping for an explanation...
Now they all want to be the black sheep.
There's a whole song about thisย
I wonder if theyโre living in her house now.
They have accepted you as their leader and are now yours to command. Your next step should be world domination.
You in trouble baaaaaaaaaaadddd
She had me at โIโm not your trainer.โ
This is hysterical
r/accidentalherding
Making my way through the street with some sheep they followed me home now NANANANANANANA
The Flock Distribution System hard at work.
Aww lol they love you and your good vibes
Sheeples
Clearly youโre their queen now.
Typical Disney Princess. Always pretending to be surprised!