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  • 761 points MCA1910

    Go outside

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    182 points EntWarwick

    Come inside

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    58 points GrimeyJosh

    If u insist… but ill need some protection.

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    13 points EntWarwick

    Brotection

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    22 points ZhangtheGreat

    Wood nut in cider?

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    49 points solidus0079

    I was outside earlier. It sucked.

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    16 points yungrii

    So much air. 🤢

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    1 points Gavinator10000

    And pe*ple 🤮

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    15 points Autumn_411

    Fr bro saw a (covered) female body and flipped his shit

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    3 points DarthYhonas

    Mr maturity over here lmfaoo

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    0 points jcoddinc

    But it's cold outside

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  • 405 points tiktoktic

    They knew what exactly…?

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    286 points walter-hoch-zwei

    It's called the golden globes. She has a very low cut shirt and her skin is color corrected to kind of match the back ground.

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    46 points EatYourCheckers

    I would generally agree but also her whole brand is being sexual and making fun of herself for being overly sexualized

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    28 points Dynamyghte

    So they knew, no?

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    16 points Guitar_Nutt

    Who is she?

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    47 points EatYourCheckers

    Nikki Glaser. She is a comedian who has gained a lot of visibility and celebrity over the last few years doing roasts and hosting shows. The roast of Tom Brady for example was a big display of her chops. She has a not-over-the-top raunchy humor and is not afraid to make fun of herself and lean into the jokes about her swxualized look or dating history. Anyone else, its just holding a Golden Globe but if you are familiar with her, a double entendre was definitely intended.

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    0 points CompetitiveRub9780

    Yeh I still don’t know. And i don’t know what “they” were supposed to know in this pic. Looks totally normal to me. OP is stretching

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    8 points erichf3893

    Also looks like a dick

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    95 points solidus0079

    Boobs I think

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    45 points ocelotactual

    yay boobs!

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    8 points wellwaffled

    Hell yeah!

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    21 points micsulli01

    You don't see the comedian that makes a lot of sex jokes grasping the shaft with one hand and cupping the base with her other hand. Of course they knew

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    5 points tiktoktic

    Not familiar with that comedian sorry. But appreciate the explanation.

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    -1 points DarthYhonas

    Oh come on bruh think a little harder about it

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    -15 points tribbans95

    Maybe the filled in O is right on her coochie? I’ve got no idea

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    -18 points Peter_Falcon

    are you for real?

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    4 points tiktoktic

    Yes…?

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    -56 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    40 points tiktoktic

    Does it, though…?

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    31 points squirt_taste_tester

    Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

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    5 points PorterCole

    Men jerking off : 🙌✋🔦

    Women jerking off: 🤚🌂🍌🍆🥒🎾🏈⚽️🏀🎺🎤🪑🛋️🚿🪥🗼🎸🩼🛩️

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    6 points JarJarBinks237

    Frankly I have seen weirder looking dildos. And I think OP means the way she holds it makes it look like a dildo advertisement.

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    2 points Ok_Preparation9182

    Bad dragon is that you?

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    1 points CompetitiveRub9780

    OP has never received an award in their lives. That’s how you hold them

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    -6 points ferrum-pugnus

    Yup. I think that’s it. The way she’s holding the twig and cupping the berries.

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    4 points Linzic86

    Its literally the award and while updated slightly every year, the globe part has looked the same since forever

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  • 180 points this_knee

    This comedian, and holding it with fingers positioned that way?

    100% intended. Agree. They knew.

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    51 points walter-hoch-zwei

    Who is this? I swear I have celebrity face blindness.

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    41 points Independent-Road-819

    Nikki Glaser

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    30 points Son_of_Atreus

    I must also have celebrity face and name blindness cause this name is nothing to me.

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    7 points vinteragony

    Maybe not.. she wasn't well known outside of comedy. Got popular by having one of the only truly great sets at the Tom Brady roast.. Then.was one of then better Golden Globe hosts after that.

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    7 points jpiro

    She’s also changed her face a lot.

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    2 points FearTheSpoonman

    Yeah JFC I didn't recognise her, they're all just turning into clones

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    3 points CompetitiveRub9780

    Celeb is a STRETCH. She’s a comedian apparently

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    2 points sdcar1985

    Name doesn't help as I've apparently never seen this person before in my life lol

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    1 points Ziograffiato

    I hardly know 'er

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    3 points BlizzPenguin

    It might have even been her idea.

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    -16 points Cayderent

    She’s cradling the base of it like a good girl.

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  • 92 points Makures

    I missed the way she is holding the trophy because I was distracted by her two golden globes.

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  • 36 points DaddyBigBeard

    Tits out and holding it like that, I'd say they were definitely cashing in on "sex sells". It's tame tbh, but definitely there.

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  • 18 points blothman

    I thought they de-aged Barbara Streisand

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    9 points Tinypoke42

    Nowhere near enough nose lol

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  • 14 points foresight310

    I love gooooold!

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  • 9 points GinjaNinja1027

    Boobs

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  • 6 points inaclick

    and here I was thinking its yet another Dyson airwrap commercial

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  • 3 points village_nerd

    Or a little on the tip.

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  • 4 points ThrowRA-shadowships

    I thought it was Mariah Carey at first, when i was scrolling through my Reddit feed.

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    2 points WhistlesMcBritches

    Same! Looks a lot like one of her album covers

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    1 points ThrowRA-shadowships

    Agreed. I think it’s Butterfly album in 1997.

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  • 1 points Batbl00d

    Well they are golden globes I can get between, um, I mean behind.

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  • 2 points TheTaurenCharr

    They missed on the opportunity of hiring that game trailer narrator dude and make him say, golden gloobes.

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  • 2 points djdiphenhydramine

    Oh god, she's hosting? And here I was feeling a little excited to watch.

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    3 points Maleficent-marionett

    Can't stand her 😭

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  • 1 points ResonableVillain

    I believe they’re referring to the phallic appearance of the Golden Globe award.

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  • 1 points This_Is_Section_One

    I would love the big too on my nose

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  • 1 points Fel0ny132

    Your reaching with this one

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  • 1 points seventeenflowers

    It looks like she’s using a Dyson airwrap

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  • 1 points championgoober

    And she does too

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  • 1 points Adventurous-Ad5044

    Is it because there's a big O where her vagina would be

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  • 0 points A_ScalyManfish

    I read that as, "Golden boobs"

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  • 0 points EySuh

    You gotta cup the globes, show them some love!

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  • 0 points Different_Choice_37

    Im not very internet savvy, still trying to figure out what they knew 🤔 can someone say it slowly for me 😆

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  • 0 points eagleye_z

    Putting an attractive woman on and advertisement? I dont get it

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    1 points buiscuil

    Nikki glazer, best roaster in the bizz! She looooves her sex jokes. And golden globe host… so yes they knew it’s not subtle

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  • -1 points badnewsbets

    So dramatic. Women have bodies.

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  • -2 points Electronic-Buyer-468

    Her boobs aren't even big enough to make that comment. However, your on the nose comment, IS IN FACT "On the nose" because her beak is definitely bigger than her globes.

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  • -6 points redoctober2021

    Cannot stand her

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    4 points whatkylewhat

    Good story.

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    2 points buiscuil

    Then you have no sense of humor

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  • -5 points BowsettesBottomBitch

    Ppl in here acting like they don't know what OP was implying. C'mon, you're not this obtuse. Is it a stretch, is OP probably just old enough to have a Reddit acct, yeah, but don't be dense, you know what he was getting at

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    -2 points getfive

    No we're talking about Nikki glazer. It's 100% intentional.

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    -2 points Augustus420

    Who?

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    1 points buiscuil

    Google it maybe?

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  • -6 points DuncneyForever

    Her two beautiful golden globes 😍

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  • -10 points Majestic-Joke461

    I honestly don’t get why ppl think Nikki G is funny.

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    5 points GirlisNo1

    Earth-shattering breaking news: comedy is subjective and people enjoy different things.

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    1 points buiscuil

    Mmm… who do you think is funny then? Difficult to say she isn’t…

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    -4 points Independent-Road-819

    I don't really get her either. And it might just be me, but I kinda lose respect for her bc of the tiny dresses. I'm a feminist, where whatever tf you want, but on her, on stage like that, it just feels like a cheap ploy. Eliza Schlesinger wears some sexy stuff, but her style at least has personality. Plus she's hilarious so that helps.

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    3 points ryouuko

    Yes yes I’m a vegetarian but I eat meat

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    0 points PSK666

    I have nipples Greg can you milk me?

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  • -15 points j0shman

    They knew nothing OP. Go outside

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    0 points getfive

    Wrong

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