Ohhhh...I'm so impressed with that one. Whoever did this, well OP..please take my upvote. And the visionary craftsman, my genuine respect. You sooo knew.
I'm certain the congregation love it. The pastor has probably noticed the ladies appear very lustful during his sermons and now looks back at them with the shit-eating grin of the true stud. A happy church all round, I'd say.😏
You do need to work at this to truly see something wrong. In the context of this thread it's a little easier. But it looks like a shepherd's walking stick.
Sus.
It’s the Shepard stick
🎵\ I got the shepherd stick\ I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice...\ 🎵
Jee
Je Sus
I didn't realize that it was a French word. That makes sense. How's it conjugated. Seems irregular.
Jues.
Came here to say this. LOL
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His pose too.
"Look at this massive godly dong"
Jesus was well hung while well hung.
Jesus was well hung while well hanged*.
Like a horse.
Cant laugh on this, would guarantee my place in hell
Why do women love Jesus? Because he’s hung like this
🫲🏼........🧔🏼♀️........🫱🏼
Exactly lol
Boy, talk about being hung on a cross.
Straight to hell...
😂 👏👏👏
"Jesus! Look at that dong!"
This would go very well with the banner I posted before
Should have just made the s look like the 90s S doodle
Praise the Dong
Praise the lord!
Ohhhh...I'm so impressed with that one. Whoever did this, well OP..please take my upvote. And the visionary craftsman, my genuine respect. You sooo knew.
I'm certain the congregation love it. The pastor has probably noticed the ladies appear very lustful during his sermons and now looks back at them with the shit-eating grin of the true stud. A happy church all round, I'd say.😏
J gigantic dick Us
Oh Gawd
Jee, sus much
I see 4... but that one is huge...
Well, of course they knew.
Now THAT'S a prosperity doctrine. Pray, pay and you too can get that big Jesus dick.
Penus
Holy Spiritus Dongus
Oh that some supreme theyknew
That’s a 0 but if you fight it in court you could probably get a degree
Mickey Avalon called it!
You do need to work at this to truly see something wrong. In the context of this thread it's a little easier. But it looks like a shepherd's walking stick.
Jee that’s sus
Talk about the holy cross..
Saved
I like Jesus.. but religious people are dicks
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Jesus was hung
Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude.
At least it's not inverted
Je - THATS - sus
Jesus was hung…
That thing fit in that loincloth?
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Biggus Dickus
Absolute proof he was black /j
We got dicks like Jesus
Jesus was hung on a cross.
JeSchlongus
Damn, Jesus was hung!
Biblically accurate.
Well, I knew the guy was hung!
Je 8==D sus
And on the third day, he rose…
Holy BDE, Jesus!
Why get hanged, when you can be hung?!