Seriously - I find myself screaming at the sky for my ship to come grab me. There's a scene in the little-known-but-kinda-funny tv series "Happyish" where Kathryn Hahn's character is doing that exact thing - like... "get me off this fucking planet. The joke's over guys. Get me out of here."
The simulation is broken. Whoever's running this intergalactic cheese maze needs to fix the software.
For someone who likes sucking dick so much, she sure has a lot of hate for others who do it. That's a LOT of internal misogyny mixed in with her homophobia.
Oh you must have missed the video of her drunkenly hanging off of and throwing herself at some guy in his early 20s. She manages to bring up her being "smart" because shes jewish, bash a bunch of the trad scene folks for being hypocrites, lauding the guy being faithful to his SO, and freaking him out by touching his hair. Its all a train wreck. Lol
Well it becomes more watchable once you realize the guy is also an alt right influencer. He is terribly uncomfortable over the course of the video whilst Loomer looms over him like a shit faced 30 something divorced man harassing young women at a bar he's probably 10yrs too old to be in. Its also odd to see the monkey-see-monkey-do nature of their "community" is even warping the women too.
Funny how the line was drawn at talking shit about Newsom and not degrading a child, taunting sexual abuse victims, taunting domestic abuse survivors, and making fun of someone’s dead mother. Her fans are truly disgusting people.
That was the moment Jasmine Crockett became a yuuuuge star to the left. I had seen some of her speaking before 'B6' - but she spanked sporktoes so freaking hard.
Bonus points for James Comer basically going, "uhhh do what, now?" Porky Pig was swimming a bit out of his depth.
Wait... were you a straight man and then saw Laura Loomer then stopped and said, "due to recent new information that has come to my attention, I have decided that I'm into dudes?"
I remember seeing the iconic scene of Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High when I was but a wee tyke and thinking, "oh, yeah... I would like more of that, please."
But if it was Laura Loomer? Yeah, maybe that could have gone the other way.
In the 80s the retort to a friend calling you that was, “yep, I’m a Female Ass Grabber!” Keep in mind that back then homophobia and misogyny were the norm, and we were in grade school.
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That's some hard-hitting journalism, right there.
The Pinocchio of journalism
The Saw Villain of journalism
Jigsaw Journalist
https://preview.redd.it/cwlmp415637g1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff8e03d306be9d5ba85d0fb25b5a256e5357de10
Madam reporter
lol I couldn’t remember the name. Thank you
The Sweeney Todd of barbarism journalists.
Let's not forget her groundbreaking Marjorie Taylor Greene has Arby's in her pants story.
Holy shit is that a freakin political beef curtains joke? wtf is this place and how do i go back to my dimension?
Seriously - I find myself screaming at the sky for my ship to come grab me. There's a scene in the little-known-but-kinda-funny tv series "Happyish" where Kathryn Hahn's character is doing that exact thing - like... "get me off this fucking planet. The joke's over guys. Get me out of here."
The simulation is broken. Whoever's running this intergalactic cheese maze needs to fix the software.
This is one of people that if everyone stopped talking about would just fade into obscurity and we’d all be better off.
She has a terrible friend group
She has friends?
Ann Coulter
A pig in a Nixon mask would do a better job than her lol
Temu Rush Limbaugh
Headline: Loomer has shit for brains.
Hey don't talk about shit like that
I believe shit has loomer for brains.
Is this /NoShitSherlock ?
For someone who likes sucking dick so much, she sure has a lot of hate for others who do it. That's a LOT of internal misogyny mixed in with her homophobia.
Only one mushroom dick. Only that one.
Oh you must have missed the video of her drunkenly hanging off of and throwing herself at some guy in his early 20s. She manages to bring up her being "smart" because shes jewish, bash a bunch of the trad scene folks for being hypocrites, lauding the guy being faithful to his SO, and freaking him out by touching his hair. Its all a train wreck. Lol
Yeah that’s absolutely not something I would watch.
Well it becomes more watchable once you realize the guy is also an alt right influencer. He is terribly uncomfortable over the course of the video whilst Loomer looms over him like a shit faced 30 something divorced man harassing young women at a bar he's probably 10yrs too old to be in. Its also odd to see the monkey-see-monkey-do nature of their "community" is even warping the women too.
It's is cringey as fuck.
I went to YouTube hoping to find it so I could link it here...but I can't find it now. I used all of the keywords.
Partially scrubbed maybe?
Anyone else provide a link?
Shoop!
https://www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgainstNazis/comments/1p9ozdr/a_resurfaced_2024_video_clip_of_farright_maga/
Yes! Thanks for sharing. Awesome.
One poorly shaped dick to rule them all
Look at how she’s destroyed her face to match her nasty mentality
And a shit ton of self loathing.
Perhaps it’s because she’s as bad at “journalism” as she is at fellatio
I don't get it, what was the song.
Yeah, I have no idea what’s going on with this post.
I guess somthing from Nicki Minaj. Dunno
Please, someone give us the full context!
I, as well, have not a fucking clue. Never been a fan but def want to understand this one.
https://preview.redd.it/iq23pdbtg27g1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e5e6fd62afdd807a5193307974e74c144f80a5a
Funny how the line was drawn at talking shit about Newsom and not degrading a child, taunting sexual abuse victims, taunting domestic abuse survivors, and making fun of someone’s dead mother. Her fans are truly disgusting people.
https://preview.redd.it/wx9hnb2rg27g1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d4baba31af071ed3eafad8582b9da230891b29f
If you have to tell people you're a real reporter.... You're not a real reporter.
In the interests of journalism, a little side note would be, Laura Loomer has been involuntarily admitted to a psychiatric facility....
Twice.
Laura Loomer is just some wannabe bleach blonde, butch bodied bimbo who doesn’t research information before opening her big mouth.
Don’t forget bad-built
That was the moment Jasmine Crockett became a yuuuuge star to the left. I had seen some of her speaking before 'B6' - but she spanked sporktoes so freaking hard.
Bonus points for James Comer basically going, "uhhh do what, now?" Porky Pig was swimming a bit out of his depth.
Jasmine Crockett is a zionist who shills for Israel. She is not a leftist. She is well liked among liberal circles, but not the left.
Bleach blonde, butch bodied bimbo is my new favorite insult thank you.
Also fuck Laura Loomer
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yJyEbN/
what is this, middle school?
What ? You don’t remember Walter Cronkite dropping a hard F during the jfk interview?
Thats not a hard F. Thats an acronym. Means Fun, Awesome Guy! She giving him a compliment!
/s
I thought laura sold makeup
Would you buy makeup from that? Like buying a cookbook from Jeffrey Dahmer.
Maybe if I needed to plaster a wall and had no other options
Snap
"Long Pork", by Jeffrey Dahmer. LMAO!
I know she sells dog food & eats it too.
From her newly appointed office in the Pentagon as part of the MAGA Press dorks.
What's the context for this tweet about the Film Actors Guild?
I assume she's referencing Team America: World Police.
I’ve been thinking about that movie a lot lately lol. It would be funny to have it re-released with a few minor changes.
I am totally game, this could be an awesome idea, so long as they keep:
Laura Loomer isnt a "real" anything.
Except maybe a cunt.
She absolutely strikes me as the kind of woman who could turn a man gay.
As a gay man, I can confirm
Wait... were you a straight man and then saw Laura Loomer then stopped and said, "due to recent new information that has come to my attention, I have decided that I'm into dudes?"
I remember seeing the iconic scene of Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High when I was but a wee tyke and thinking, "oh, yeah... I would like more of that, please."
But if it was Laura Loomer? Yeah, maybe that could have gone the other way.
A member of the Film Actors Guild?
If you think that’s something you should check out the pink mafia the gay faction of the Republican Party
What’s the song though?
I feel like this was a real burn… in the 90s… in middle school
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WTF did Peanut do to you to merit being abused in this manner?
Wait til you see what they did to Station...
https://i.redd.it/2oc0pnzig47g1.gif
I feel like I’m in middle school again reading that
Did she just go full 1998 counter-strike 1.6 shit talk?
Real reporter? She isn't a real person.
If you start with “Im a real reporter” thats the clue, you not really
Real reporters have a gift of words. This woman with her crappy use of words shows she is just… nasty.
She has a grift of words, so nearly the same thing.
The 80s just called, they want their (terrible) insults back.
In the 80s the retort to a friend calling you that was, “yep, I’m a Female Ass Grabber!” Keep in mind that back then homophobia and misogyny were the norm, and we were in grade school.
crazy they’re still recycling zingers from the last 70s. can’t say i’m surprised, since i know they aren’t smart enough to come up with new ones.
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I think the rabbit hole is deeper here.
Or a politician… check her record LLLLL
I feel totally out of the loop here
...the sheet number of kilos that have made their way up her nostrils over the years.
Someone's trying to get back into the cool-kids club.
Wait, Loony Loomer is a journalist????
I thought she was some reject from a TV show like Botched or something.
Coming from the post op female. I heard they used Laura loomer’s cheek bones to demo the east wing, she came in clutch with the beams.
They used her massive jaw to flatten the foundation
Wow. That elementary school name calling is just dripping with journalistic integrity.
She works for, “The Onion.”
And smells like one 🤮🤮
Yeah, and I'm a real astronaut because I shat so hard lasf week it lifted me off the seat.
Laura “leather-face” loomer
Pretty generous to insinuate jigsaw is capable of learning anything…
As a Canadian. Can someone ELI5 this for me?
He knew what he was doing.
Loomer is a real something but it ain‘t a reporter.
Fearless Against Gestapo?
Ah yes Tweeting slurs, the mark of a true journalist
laura loomer irl
What a world we live in
But it's only the trans people the right want, throw them under the bus, LGB without the T, right? They'd never come for the rest
People never learn, and now, because many threw trans people under the bus, you have government loved reporters using anti gay slurs publically
Not even her face is real...
Shouldn't a real journalist provide some sort of evidence? besides "trust me bro"
Is ‘real reporter’ new slang for sloppy whore?