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  • 284 points HillbillyAllergy

    That's some hard-hitting journalism, right there.

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    43 points OriginalComputer5077

    The Pinocchio of journalism

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    16 points GarvinSteve

    The Saw Villain of journalism

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    16 points noname5280

    Jigsaw Journalist

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    29 points Fitch29

    https://preview.redd.it/cwlmp415637g1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff8e03d306be9d5ba85d0fb25b5a256e5357de10

    Madam reporter

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    5 points GarvinSteve

    lol I couldn’t remember the name. Thank you

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    4 points frankncense

    The Sweeney Todd of barbarism journalists.

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    6 points Big_fern189

    Let's not forget her groundbreaking Marjorie Taylor Greene has Arby's in her pants story.

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    2 points LiveLaughLoaded

    Holy shit is that a freakin political beef curtains joke? wtf is this place and how do i go back to my dimension?

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    2 points HillbillyAllergy

    Seriously - I find myself screaming at the sky for my ship to come grab me. There's a scene in the little-known-but-kinda-funny tv series "Happyish" where Kathryn Hahn's character is doing that exact thing - like... "get me off this fucking planet. The joke's over guys. Get me out of here."

    The simulation is broken. Whoever's running this intergalactic cheese maze needs to fix the software.

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  • 151 points boastfulbadger

    This is one of people that if everyone stopped talking about would just fade into obscurity and we’d all be better off.

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    13 points toejam78

    She has a terrible friend group

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    6 points mightyjoe227

    She has friends?

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    1 points BigWave96

    Ann Coulter

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    5 points Professional_Scale66

    A pig in a Nixon mask would do a better job than her lol

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    3 points Thendrail

    Temu Rush Limbaugh

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  • 98 points agelessdope

    Headline: Loomer has shit for brains.

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    25 points Professional_Past780

    Hey don't talk about shit like that

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    15 points Biff_Bufflington

    I believe shit has loomer for brains.

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    1 points KotR56

    Is this /NoShitSherlock ?

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  • 83 points Any_Helicopter9499

    For someone who likes sucking dick so much, she sure has a lot of hate for others who do it. That's a LOT of internal misogyny mixed in with her homophobia.

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    13 points Amadeus_1978

    Only one mushroom dick. Only that one.

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    14 points dawr136

    Oh you must have missed the video of her drunkenly hanging off of and throwing herself at some guy in his early 20s. She manages to bring up her being "smart" because shes jewish, bash a bunch of the trad scene folks for being hypocrites, lauding the guy being faithful to his SO, and freaking him out by touching his hair. Its all a train wreck. Lol

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    6 points Amadeus_1978

    Yeah that’s absolutely not something I would watch.

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    3 points dawr136

    Well it becomes more watchable once you realize the guy is also an alt right influencer. He is terribly uncomfortable over the course of the video whilst Loomer looms over him like a shit faced 30 something divorced man harassing young women at a bar he's probably 10yrs too old to be in. Its also odd to see the monkey-see-monkey-do nature of their "community" is even warping the women too.

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    2 points seeebiscuit

    It's is cringey as fuck.

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    1 points ishpatoon1982

    I went to YouTube hoping to find it so I could link it here...but I can't find it now. I used all of the keywords.

    Partially scrubbed maybe?

    Anyone else provide a link?

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    6 points Ok_Indication6185

    Shoop!

    https://www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgainstNazis/comments/1p9ozdr/a_resurfaced_2024_video_clip_of_farright_maga/

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    2 points ishpatoon1982

    Yes! Thanks for sharing. Awesome.

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    5 points ModingusKhan

    One poorly shaped dick to rule them all

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    9 points JimmyKlean

    Look at how she’s destroyed her face to match her nasty mentality

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    3 points HotelOne

    And a shit ton of self loathing.

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    2 points BigWave96

    Perhaps it’s because she’s as bad at “journalism” as she is at fellatio

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  • 58 points greendemon42

    I don't get it, what was the song.

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    36 points Pissedliberalgranny

    Yeah, I have no idea what’s going on with this post.

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    8 points Kokuswolf

    I guess somthing from Nicki Minaj. Dunno

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    13 points werby

    Please, someone give us the full context!

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    6 points wrenchbenderornot

    I, as well, have not a fucking clue. Never been a fan but def want to understand this one.

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    16 points withac2

    https://preview.redd.it/iq23pdbtg27g1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e5e6fd62afdd807a5193307974e74c144f80a5a

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    10 points TraditionalMud6351

    Funny how the line was drawn at talking shit about Newsom and not degrading a child, taunting sexual abuse victims, taunting domestic abuse survivors, and making fun of someone’s dead mother. Her fans are truly disgusting people.

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    8 points withac2

    https://preview.redd.it/wx9hnb2rg27g1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d4baba31af071ed3eafad8582b9da230891b29f

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  • 42 points Grampappy_Gaurus

    If you have to tell people you're a real reporter.... You're not a real reporter.

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    4 points Speshal__

    In the interests of journalism, a little side note would be, Laura Loomer has been involuntarily admitted to a psychiatric facility....

    Twice.

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  • 25 points Guy0785

    Laura Loomer is just some wannabe bleach blonde, butch bodied bimbo who doesn’t research information before opening her big mouth.

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    13 points CameronCrazy1984

    Don’t forget bad-built

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    5 points HillbillyAllergy

    That was the moment Jasmine Crockett became a yuuuuge star to the left. I had seen some of her speaking before 'B6' - but she spanked sporktoes so freaking hard.

    Bonus points for James Comer basically going, "uhhh do what, now?" Porky Pig was swimming a bit out of his depth.

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    1 points GuillotineWhiskers

    Jasmine Crockett is a zionist who shills for Israel. She is not a leftist. She is well liked among liberal circles, but not the left.

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    6 points PapaCaqu

    Bleach blonde, butch bodied bimbo is my new favorite insult thank you.

    Also fuck Laura Loomer

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    6 points Imaginary_Most_7778

    https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yJyEbN/

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  • 14 points gauntletoflights

    what is this, middle school?

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    8 points Davepitaph

    What ? You don’t remember Walter Cronkite dropping a hard F during the jfk interview?

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    5 points bugsyramone

    Thats not a hard F. Thats an acronym. Means Fun, Awesome Guy! She giving him a compliment!

    /s

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  • 12 points study-sug-jests

    I thought laura sold makeup

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    32 points Azrael2082

    Would you buy makeup from that? Like buying a cookbook from Jeffrey Dahmer.

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    2 points ColumnK

    Maybe if I needed to plaster a wall and had no other options

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    1 points dillpickledream

    Snap

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    1 points Thorn669

    "Long Pork", by Jeffrey Dahmer. LMAO!

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    3 points Jjabrony

    I know she sells dog food & eats it too.

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    1 points seeebiscuit

    From her newly appointed office in the Pentagon as part of the MAGA Press dorks.

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  • 11 points Zokathra_Spell

    What's the context for this tweet about the Film Actors Guild?

    I assume she's referencing Team America: World Police.

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    3 points randomwords83

    I’ve been thinking about that movie a lot lately lol. It would be funny to have it re-released with a few minor changes.

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    3 points imacatnamedsteve

    I am totally game, this could be an awesome idea, so long as they keep:

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  • 10 points BilboStaggins

    Laura Loomer isnt a "real" anything.

    Except maybe a cunt.

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  • 7 points Skullsandcoffee

    She absolutely strikes me as the kind of woman who could turn a man gay.

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    10 points TheNeonCrow

    As a gay man, I can confirm

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    2 points HillbillyAllergy

    Wait... were you a straight man and then saw Laura Loomer then stopped and said, "due to recent new information that has come to my attention, I have decided that I'm into dudes?"

    I remember seeing the iconic scene of Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High when I was but a wee tyke and thinking, "oh, yeah... I would like more of that, please."

    But if it was Laura Loomer? Yeah, maybe that could have gone the other way.

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  • 5 points CucumberError

    A member of the Film Actors Guild?

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  • 5 points walterwhite1050

    If you think that’s something you should check out the pink mafia the gay faction of the Republican Party

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  • 3 points Moviereference210

    What’s the song though?

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  • 3 points sunshinerain1208

    I feel like this was a real burn… in the 90s… in middle school

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  • 3 points PossibleDiscipline90

    https://preview.redd.it/lb1zs2w9927g1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=891cfd1b471fd8e0c285beb994cb692e73ff2988

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    2 points InfiniteWaitState

    WTF did Peanut do to you to merit being abused in this manner?

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    1 points AbeFromanSassageKing

    Wait til you see what they did to Station...

    https://i.redd.it/2oc0pnzig47g1.gif

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  • 2 points crimeofsuccess

    I feel like I’m in middle school again reading that

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  • 2 points Leather_Economics289

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  • 2 points NewManufacturer4252

    Did she just go full 1998 counter-strike 1.6 shit talk?

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  • 2 points Agreeable_Bowl_8060

    Real reporter? She isn't a real person.

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  • 2 points Sad-Ad-6894

    If you start with “Im a real reporter” thats the clue, you not really

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  • 2 points 667questioning

    Real reporters have a gift of words. This woman with her crappy use of words shows she is just… nasty.

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    1 points Big_Somewhere9230

    She has a grift of words, so nearly the same thing.

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  • 2 points funnyusername-123

    The 80s just called, they want their (terrible) insults back.

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    1 points DuneChild

    In the 80s the retort to a friend calling you that was, “yep, I’m a Female Ass Grabber!” Keep in mind that back then homophobia and misogyny were the norm, and we were in grade school.

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  • 2 points mexi_exe

    crazy they’re still recycling zingers from the last 70s. can’t say i’m surprised, since i know they aren’t smart enough to come up with new ones.

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  • 2 points BreakingBaddly

    https://preview.redd.it/ftov6k2wf87g1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d429a99108ec8e3ced2537f841e8a139f6fe2189

    I think the rabbit hole is deeper here.

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  • 1 points -MrMadcat-

    Or a politician… check her record LLLLL

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  • 1 points EatYourCheckers

    I feel totally out of the loop here

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  • 1 points BeTheBall-

    ...the sheet number of kilos that have made their way up her nostrils over the years.

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  • 1 points Electrical_Crazy5668

    Someone's trying to get back into the cool-kids club.

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  • 1 points Pun_Intended1703

    Wait, Loony Loomer is a journalist????

    I thought she was some reject from a TV show like Botched or something.

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  • 1 points BadBadBunnyBunny

    Coming from the post op female. I heard they used Laura loomer’s cheek bones to demo the east wing, she came in clutch with the beams.

    They used her massive jaw to flatten the foundation

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  • 1 points RedBeans-n-Ricely

    Wow. That elementary school name calling is just dripping with journalistic integrity.

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  • 1 points 2nd_Inf_Sgt

    She works for, “The Onion.”

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    1 points mightyjoe227

    And smells like one 🤮🤮

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  • 1 points NikkolaiV

    Yeah, and I'm a real astronaut because I shat so hard lasf week it lifted me off the seat.

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  • 1 points DanOwaR6661

    Laura “leather-face” loomer

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  • 1 points IbuildSeattle

    Pretty generous to insinuate jigsaw is capable of learning anything…

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  • 1 points Simmerdownsimm

    As a Canadian. Can someone ELI5 this for me?

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  • 1 points HeadAd9248

    He knew what he was doing.

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  • 1 points raincntry

    Loomer is a real something but it ain‘t a reporter.

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  • 1 points svIndigo

    Fearless Against Gestapo?

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  • 1 points djjolly037

    Ah yes Tweeting slurs, the mark of a true journalist

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  • 1 points blxckhoodie999

    laura loomer irl

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  • 1 points KaraOfNightvale

    What a world we live in

    But it's only the trans people the right want, throw them under the bus, LGB without the T, right? They'd never come for the rest

    People never learn, and now, because many threw trans people under the bus, you have government loved reporters using anti gay slurs publically

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  • 1 points ImperatorDanorum

    Not even her face is real...

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  • 1 points Commercial-Idea-1536

    Shouldn't a real journalist provide some sort of evidence? besides "trust me bro"

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  • 1 points Regular-Amoeba5455

    Is ‘real reporter’ new slang for sloppy whore?

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