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  • 588 points TheReelMcCoi

    https://preview.redd.it/o2juqsf6d07g1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d39ab06e235b165d0e9a3890a83dbeda8a536d87

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    54 points luxfx

    That goes along with my realization. All the people that voted for him, didn't vote for someone "to represent" them. They voted for someone "representative OF" them.

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  • 296 points ericthepilot2000

    https://preview.redd.it/suq4yv11n07g1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08dc71e3381050e563b9bc94b0598554246d9a19

    Someone needs to Photoshop in Kurt Angle's tiny cowboy hat.

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    16 points girlracer16SS

    This is what i thought of when i saw trump in the hat as well

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    3 points Sparrowtalker

    I thought he was channeling Don Imus

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    1 points full_stealth

    Imus was better looking

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    3 points Kokuswolf

    I love this guy, Kurt Angle, since I saw his clip with "I'm a man and you're a boy."

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  • 217 points MyTeaIsMighty

    Looks like he's wearing a rubber mask of his own face

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    15 points NoWeight3731

    He is on the ‘fat shot’

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  • 131 points thehorseyourodeinon1

    He wants to be Reagan soooo bad.

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    73 points 12-34

    Every person with an iota of ethics and empathy wants him to share the current status of Reagan.

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    16 points unoriginalusername99

    Instead he's michael dukakis riding a tank

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    5 points sim16

    Reagan didn't know what day it was so Trump is not far off.

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  • 127 points Weird-Weakness-3191

    It's his bubba blowing hat

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    12 points _Fucksquatch_

    Bubba, the president? Or the horse?

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    21 points The_Gooch_Goochman

    Bubba the horse President

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  • 92 points redditsuckz99

    https://preview.redd.it/5slsgo62l07g1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d59845a6a58f515358bd116bfae51955690f8870

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  • 74 points Syke_qc

    Me waking up this morning thinking this was AI

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    5 points ecstatic_cahoots

    Ugh, samesies

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  • 53 points woodenmetalman

    10ml of brains in a 5 gallon hat

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    45 points giskardwasright

    In Texas, the phrase is all hat and no cattle. I've never seen a more apt example.

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    15 points woodenmetalman

    All buckle, no brains?

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  • 39 points SusiCapezzolo

    looks like Jimmy il Fenomeno, trash icon of old Italian movies, known to participate in many comedies in just a scene, where he hysterically laughed.

    https://preview.redd.it/6axg1wrmc07g1.jpeg?width=289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8cf420c5258b6070974fb7ce936c07cdbc31d21

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  • 37 points Stevey1001

    "How do we make him look MORE racist?"

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    -15 points Same_Barnacle9688

    Sadly you equating cowboy hats with racism is the reason the places that don’t wear cowboy hats ironically in Texas voted for him. Texas is only 36% Anglo, that’s a lot people with a lot of melanin that what voted against themselves?

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  • 30 points luv2lafRN

    Looks like a baby pooping his pants..

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  • 21 points DetectiveDizzyEyes

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  • 21 points JustFun4Uss

    Is this his Tan Suit? Can we make this his tan suit and ridicule the shit out of just thos one thing for the next 15 years... or maybe 15 months until he finally fucking chokes on his own fat tongue.

    (By natural causes reddit admins... im not advocating anything but since you like to ban for BS now i feel like this needs to be added.)

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  • 18 points GabberZZ

    does he want to be Boss Hogg or Beyonce?

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  • 13 points sPdMoNkEy

    Doesn't the bad guy normally wear the black hat

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  • 13 points Agent865

    Look momma I’m a cowboy (basically like a 4 year old)

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  • 10 points NVR2L8

    Finally figured out what member of the village people he is... does he already own chaps?

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    9 points Life2you

    does he already own chaps?

    Nobody wants to see that shit lol

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    2 points 667questioning

    If he did, he would need to wear them backwards to cover his diaper.

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  • 9 points JimmyKlean

    Can we pshop him onto one of those grocery store horsey rides?

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  • 8 points BookishBitchery

    "Look Daddy! I'm a cowboy!"

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    18 points BookishBitchery

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  • 9 points vodka_twinkie

    Don Dimmadumb, owner and founder of the Dumbsdale DimmaDumb

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    3 points MikeSwipe

    Dumb Diddledung. (Just a suggestion)

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  • 10 points canary-in-a-coalmine

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  • 10 points Squeakypeach4

    https://preview.redd.it/nowmlifya27g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=611b14f6bf78d658f445cd2584474f5a216c3629

    Saw this today… fits!

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    2 points YoungGazz

    Please God, just let him die happy now.

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  • 9 points whudaboutit

    Can we PLEASE convince him it looks cool? Can we pump up his ego to the point that every US military installation on the PLANET has an official photo of Donny wearing his super spiffy cowboy hat? I want history books with the first cowboy president. Make America Yeehaw Again.

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  • 10 points DrDuckling951

    What's the chance those hats are made in country he put tariff on?

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  • 8 points MacRockwell

    Everything is a stunt. Photo ops. Damage control. Spin.

    He’s a train wreck of a human. He should be removed from office, for starters.

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  • 5 points 1cem4n82

    What a fucking tool.

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  • 5 points OldBoozeHound

    As they say in Texas...All hat, no cattle.

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    1 points _noncomposmentis

    Scrolled way too far to see this

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  • 7 points -MrMadcat-

    Every time I look at this dude I just think of a funny old man in a nursing home that says completely wacky stuff all day to impress the nurses and ends up just creeping everyone out..

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  • 7 points urmomsfartbox

    “I’m a cowboy”

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  • 3 points Diamond-Status

    Next he gets a fireman’s hat to wear!

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  • 4 points Corla_Plankton

    Everybody looks dumb with the cord in the front. It goes in the back , cinches up to the bottom of the skull to keep it on.

    Now you know.

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  • 5 points FiscalCliffClavin

    This is just as bad as when he was in the big GREG truck honking the horn with his fist. Our president everyone.

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  • 5 points SerDuckOfPNW

    Made me think of

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  • 3 points Unique_Watch2603

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  • 3 points BeanJuiceMcAddict

    Yup... still in the files

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  • 3 points Relaxmf2022

    looks like he needs a step-stool to get on a horse

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  • 3 points BadBadBunnyBunny

    What’s up with his eyes looking like vaginas lately

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  • 3 points LMaui

    looks more like a toilet bowl on his head

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  • 3 points Vitroswhyuask

    Why don't the two people in the back have those cords hanging down from thier hat?

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    3 points Melodic_Turnover_877

    Because trump is so dumb he needs to strap on the hat when he leaves the office, or he will lose the hat. The other people aren't quite that stupid.

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  • 3 points acebucked

    https://preview.redd.it/4hlo4gu8327g1.png?width=682&format=png&auto=webp&s=aebbe5a197f0f4735bfc4b87ee1548866a15c163

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  • 3 points DrummerBob10

    His skin looks like silly puddy

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  • 3 points Thermite1985

    He looks like a toddler that's riding a pony at the state fair and his mom is cheering him on.

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  • 3 points Herb-Alpert

    https://preview.redd.it/vw7smcgrn47g1.jpeg?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba460eaf5e15c7ee9e3dc318ca0b69e1d4135e45

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  • 2 points Effective_Company487

    Poop in toot in cowboy

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  • 2 points Whooptidooh

    So.. they’re all wearing hats now? Jfc 🤦🏻‍♀️

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  • 2 points Guitarbox

    Why does he constantly look like he's fighting to keep his eyes open?

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  • 2 points Dresden_1174

    Why does every dipshit think that putting on a cowboy hat makes them look masculine? I mean, even lots of ACTUAL cowboys look stupid in those hats, it’s not a look that just anyone can pull off.

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  • 2 points YYCDavid

    https://preview.redd.it/fjv8vpwk227g1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=601464a6fc85cf3298b0d0a43daff5b144cadcf9

    He looks like Don Imus with a wet diaper

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  • 2 points misdirected_asshole

    Young men..... theres a place you can gooo

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  • 2 points NoDumFucs

    The chin strap is giving dress up day at the nursing home

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  • 2 points mylesols

    He could have worn a man's hat instead of a woman's

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  • 2 points jns_reddit_already

    10 gallon hat, 2 oz head

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  • 2 points dividezero

    why is there a strap? he looks 5 years old

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  • 2 points cnowakoski

    He has a pin head AND tiny hands

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  • 2 points voitlander

    Where's his little plastic whistle on the strings?

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  • 2 points Good_Ad_5792

    What in the Kentucky Fried Yee Haw Fuck?

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  • 2 points whatutalkinbtwillus

    All hat. No cattle.

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  • 1 points jarntorget

    Boss Hawg…

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  • 1 points ymmotvomit

    Reminds me of Michael Dukakis in the tank.

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  • 1 points mightyjoe227

    Crooked Cowboy

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  • 1 points ExplorerThin

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  • 1 points Hexarthra

    They gave him an 11 gallon hat.

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  • 1 points Jackson849

    I’m ready for a night out in The Villages ladies!

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  • 1 points beeedeee

    If Western movies taught me anything, it's that he should be wearing a black hat.

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  • 1 points mollusks75

    Stupid is as stupid does.

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  • 1 points st_tim

    Looking very Dukakis 1988, Nah! Worse

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  • 1 points hdhdhgfyfhfhrb

    10 gallon fat

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  • 1 points mooky1977

    Diaper Donnie finally got the present he asked Santa for when he was 5.

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  • 1 points zmroth

    chuds

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  • 1 points MrSchaudenfreude

    Poltergeist 2

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  • 1 points passengerv

    He's really starting to look like Biden at the end of Bidens term that old man kinda out of it look.

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  • 1 points btone911

    A real shit Gipper

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  • 1 points A2Man64

    It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. 
    It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. 
    They have everything for young men to enjoy

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  • 1 points OldandBlue

    Village People?

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  • 1 points ruger338smeltet

    Don Imus reincarnated.

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  • 1 points Reluctantly_Being

    Americans:

    Trump:

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  • 1 points SoloDoloLeveling

    ‘ol don imus looking ahh 😂

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  • 1 points Cheap-Addendum

    If that doesn't say 79 y/o man ready to retire and die off, frankly, I am not sure what does.

    Oh, and he likely crapped his pants.

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  • 1 points Puzzleheaded-Tooth86

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  • 1 points Mighty-Marigold2016

    🤣🤣🤣

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  • 1 points bawlzj

    Exactly, dress up day for senior citizens . With dementia

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  • 1 points UnicornSheets

    Man baby

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  • 1 points QuietDepartment8488

    If phlegm were a person...

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  • 1 points Electronic-Cheek-235

    Boss hog

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  • 1 points Im_Orange_Joe

    I will make at least one trip in my lifetime to piss on this asshat’s grave.

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  • 1 points MrsLahey604

    Did that come with a whistle? If not, sad.

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  • 1 points Educational_Top_8492

    https://preview.redd.it/4ot4s7tts77g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cabc5259b415b6c20feed9d47a2299b92bf5390

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  • 0 points Turbulent_Light_252

    Trump 2028!!!!!! MAGA BABY 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

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  • 0 points supranes

    Yes but not as dumb as his voters

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  • 0 points oct2790

    Bucket head

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  • 0 points Greybeard1963

    Like a little boy at a birthday party that everyone was told they had to attend.

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  • 0 points LunchyDude101

    The ghost of Fred Phelps is still with us.

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  • 0 points Joee0201

    https://preview.redd.it/qvx8x7hs367g1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad3e956564826fbdc111fe84f1bf998f89f7c358

    Look they match

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  • 0 points dekkanrhee

    Doug Dimmadome dies, and Don Diddlekids gets a new hat...

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  • 0 points forgotmyemail19

    Is this from a bachelorette party he attended?

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  • 0 points NevaMO

    What kind of bullshit was he trying to peddle by wearing the cowboy hat?

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  • 1 points holamau

    He doesn’t only look stupid. He is.

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  • -3 points TheSkepticGuy

    He was honoring the gold-medal winning 1984 US Olympic hockey team. Those white hats were worn by the team in the Oval Office as they were an iconic part of the US Olympic Team's official attire for the games.

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    9 points snownative86

    He wasn't honoring shit. He couldn't care less as long as he's surrounded by sicophants and is the center of attention.

    Trump doesn't have honor, and doesnt honor anything. He worships money, himself and power. He's disgusting.

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    15 points therealseashadow

    https://preview.redd.it/7ge46yetu07g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9d444766b823294ffe4532529e2643e66d7c301

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  • -12 points Technical-Poet-4093

    Is that Joe Biden?

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