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  • 47 points WiggityWiggitySnack

    Who on his staff let him get this photo taken. Backfat Mountain here looking like the doodiest of dudes on the ranch…

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    10 points gingerbeard1321

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  • 30 points sPdMoNkEy

    Looks like AI, his gullets gone from his neck

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    9 points SaschaAusUlm

    I always wish that guy was AI. Pulling a plug is easy.

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    2 points Rubthebuddhas

    It hiding behind his collar. As soon as he does something angry, it'll be out in full, flailing, floppy force.

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    0 points Dayzlikethis

    the only way he finishes his term is with AI generated appearances.

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  • 19 points HailState2023

    The ultimate “all hat, no cattle”.

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    5 points giskardwasright

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    7 points Wilbie9000

    “That boy ain’t right.”

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  • 13 points cozyplease

    he looks like death

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    4 points ExistingTheDream

    This is what I was thinking. If you have ever had a sick loved one... you seen those slitted rheumy eyes before. Its not long now...

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  • 6 points FightingBlaze77

    10 gallon hat on a 1 gallon brain

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    3 points Catspaw129

    Just add some mentos to fizz up that brain to fill the hat.

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  • 2 points Vault101Overseer

    Looks like it’s hats from around the world day at the old folks home

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  • 4 points Wandling

    Brokeback Mountain is calling. 

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  • 3 points voitlander

    Does he have a little plastic whistle on his strings?

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  • 3 points TheFreeMan64

    We have a phrase we use here in Texas when we see a phoney cowboy, we say he's "all hat and no cattle". That seems appropriate here.

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  • 3 points TheeBassPlayer

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    2 points Dressed_As_Goblin

    So sad. Soooo sad. So, so, so, so, so sad

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  • 4 points Thundersalmon45

    "I got to sit in a Firetruck, and a garbage truck, the soccer guy gave me a trophy and now I can be a Cowboy! Being president is AWESOME!"

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  • 3 points My_Name_is_Krull

    Him is a big boy.

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  • 3 points Superb_Health9413

    “I’m a rootin’ tootin’ cowboy yall.

    Nobody knows more about riding the range than me, some are saying the best cowboy since the late great Lone Ranger.

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  • 2 points Dr-False

    There's a bruise on his head from falling, isn't there...

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  • 2 points blueblurz94

    No brain, just empty space

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  • 2 points Stillwater-Scorp1381

    We call that a “Sunday Cowboy” where I’m from. Trump is such a loser.

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  • 2 points Vaelthune

    https://preview.redd.it/xakthavdt37g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a9a0c571bc4f733424e359a41bebe49c6bed9ff

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  • 1 points HyruleEcho

    He looks like the dimmadale guy from the cartoon cosmo and wanda lol

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    3 points Sinister-D-

    Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!

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  • 1 points Effective_Way_3430

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  • 1 points Weldymcwelderson

    The Milky Bar kid is that photo from the Epstein files too

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  • 1 points Electrical_Crazy5668

    Hey kids, it's Cowboy Donny, from the BeaverNeck Ranch!

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  • 1 points GabberZZ

    Boss Hogg was a cnut too.

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  • 1 points groenwat

    https://i.redd.it/qtz405ysh07g1.gif

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  • 1 points stevesmele

    Poor hat.

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  • 1 points FanDry5374

    https://preview.redd.it/wpf44uotz07g1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=3976183fd97dd7c14211a944eb714c06d6250064

    But Brennan was ACTING.

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  • 1 points codeprimate

    All hat, no cattle.

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  • 1 points MacGibber

    I bet there’s a pull string in the back so he can speak limited phrases…It’s gonna be huge….I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize…Inflation is down, prices are the cheapest ever….Biden boo…

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  • 1 points veghead

    Because without the hat he looks so intelligent and credible...

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  • 1 points moonhexx

    Republicans, now don't y'all forget, this man has had a penis in his mouth at last once. yee-haw!

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  • 1 points Sitting_Duk

    I never imagined someone could make this look cool.

    https://preview.redd.it/3tz2bh4ej27g1.jpeg?width=205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcc505a81f31a50d82c226030b3497ec1b32cdd5

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  • 1 points p38-lightning

    Howdy, pardoner.

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  • 1 points censored4yourhealth

    Didn’t need the hat

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  • 1 points australianATM

    Omg that's a comedy villain

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  • 1 points C_Woodswalker

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  • 1 points Kiwi_Pakeha0001

    10 gallon hat, 1 gallon brain.

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  • 1 points Specialist_Lock8590

    Eleven year old at a costume party!

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  • 1 points manley70

    Sigh......

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  • 1 points shelf_caribou

    Weirdly, I think he looks more like a normal human in the hat. Less orange, just like the old man he is.

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  • 1 points Joee0201

    https://preview.redd.it/b5b61kd2667g1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bb51b49ea70ebc9bb95c388050bce32f3ea52c4

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  • 1 points sfcumguzzler

    his eyes are no longer the same size. definitely had some kind of issue...reminds me of the mugshot where the right side of his whole damn face is lower than the left

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  • 1 points prodigaldummy

    All hat, no cattle

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