I wonder what this guys background was that he wasn't able to get a real homeland security job and paycheck. Did he vote democrat 10 years ago? Not enough domestic abuse calls?
They would hold me accountable if I took my government issued laptop or phone over seas or let some random person use my phone you make a call at a coffee shop... Maybe I didn't buy enough Trump coin.
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
After watching his 1000th episode of Steve Bannon's War Room he immediately jumped into wife's car which started playing the latest Joe Rogan episode from his phone while he downed handfuls of Alex Jones' BrainForce supplements like gummy bears. He was finally going to do his duty and "Take Back America"! from those lazy brown people. Those lazy ones he always saw that were up before sunrise, building the luxury homes, that met building codes, and actually looked really nice. Yeah those lazy, highly skilled, brown people that obviously were not spending their earned money in his community driving the local economy.
Dude was so hyped to see brown people deported, he didn't think for a second how would this play out for him. Obviously, even if legit law enforcement showed up, cops / ICE would ask his name, probably even sign some paperwork. Was he only going to show them his Costco card?
People are so nuts. This is the third or fourth story I've seen on someone assigning themselves jobs as ICE. I'd say out them in jail, but the big dumper would just pardon them.
That guy was actually pretending to be DHS instead. I feel like if he put on a mask and rented a black SUV instead of running errands in his wife’s cop car, he could have pulled it off.
After finding out there's a subreddit dedicated to women of the right, nothing surprises me anymore. He was 100% trolling for strange under the government code name poonhandler
I like that someone said it was a 5 year contract for the 50k and someone else said yeah, they bet they did it that way so at 4.5 years they all get fired or arrested or whatever will happen so they don’t get the paid. That’d be rich.
Still doesn't reduce the chance some asshole masks up and abducts a woman and claims he's with ICE. This guy only got caught because he was with a cop. He could have done something else by himself and no one would have blinked
I would think impersonating a federal officer is a federal crime and the current federal regime would be all about it. No? They don't care about this? Huh. Unsurprised. Or we don't have enough federal cops for actual crimes. They're all too busy working on covering their faces so they can grab people outside their kids schools.
I know why this idiot would do this. This man desperately wants to wield power over other people. This man is desperate to be in charge. This man desperately wants to be law enforcement. Law enforcement appeals to people that want to wield power over others.
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This is what happens when a president abuses his power and sets an example for the MAGA sheep.
Don't worry he'll get pardoned so he can have his gun rights back
He’s probably been automatically deputized as an ICE agent.
You've been pre-approved for a 50k sign on bonus!
The governor of NJ is not going to give this guy's guns back, but he will move south or west and get a gun again
This is how Trump is forming his army
The Township police chief will probably get fired
He’ll get a nice gofundme.
His name is Cabral. Sounds ethnic. They’d try to deport him before trying to pardon him. It would be their preference.
State charges.
Pretty sure Trump is trying to challenge the scotus to allow him to pardon State charges.
I wonder what this guys background was that he wasn't able to get a real homeland security job and paycheck. Did he vote democrat 10 years ago? Not enough domestic abuse calls?
He still has at least one surviving dog.
Probably just too lazy to even try
Now you gotta hide the car keys from your husband like he's a toddler
To be honest, she will likely lose her job for allowing unauthorized access to her government issued equipment.
It's cute how you think Homeland Security is going to hold anyone accountable for anything that's happened this past year.
They would hold me accountable if I took my government issued laptop or phone over seas or let some random person use my phone you make a call at a coffee shop... Maybe I didn't buy enough Trump coin.
Exactly. I'd be fired on the spot if my work laptop left US territory
That's because some greasy foreigner might get their grubby little hands on it. Not the same if it's just (white) Americans. /s
It's due to public wifi but you're close enough.
Maybe try making yourself a little more indispensable.
Rofl brother I am. You can't take government items outside of the US.
Edit: this is pretty universal thing if your unaware. They can't have you taking US military information out of the country.
You've never had a real job have you?
I sincerely hope this is the case.
As she should.
No she won't. Sad but true
Ok so what was the point? Just playing pretend for the funsies?
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
LBJ?
I don't support the man, but he sure nailed it with this quote.
Broken clocks and all that
I don't think he needs your support.
LeBron “Basketball” James. One of my favorites to quote ❤️
Yes, in 1964
https://i.redd.it/cb52beg7lz6g1.gif
FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER my wifes a POLICE OFFICER!
After watching his 1000th episode of Steve Bannon's War Room he immediately jumped into wife's car which started playing the latest Joe Rogan episode from his phone while he downed handfuls of Alex Jones' BrainForce supplements like gummy bears. He was finally going to do his duty and "Take Back America"! from those lazy brown people. Those lazy ones he always saw that were up before sunrise, building the luxury homes, that met building codes, and actually looked really nice. Yeah those lazy, highly skilled, brown people that obviously were not spending their earned money in his community driving the local economy.
Dude was so hyped to see brown people deported, he didn't think for a second how would this play out for him. Obviously, even if legit law enforcement showed up, cops / ICE would ask his name, probably even sign some paperwork. Was he only going to show them his Costco card?
literally we all could impersonate ice agents since they are out of uniform and in unmarked cars like half the time.
And wear masks.
That's the next thing: instead of making it illegal to wear masks, anti-masking red states will just charge people with Impersonating ICE agents.
I've lost alot of weight this year, so unfortunately I will not be able to make a convincing ICE rapist.
I do however have this 10 lbs of shit stuffed into a 5 lb bag to mimic the effectiveness and general aura of an Ice "officer".
Right, if everyone started dressing like them, the wannabes would be neutralized... and funny AF 🤣
People are so nuts. This is the third or fourth story I've seen on someone assigning themselves jobs as ICE. I'd say out them in jail, but the big dumper would just pardon them.
That guy was actually pretending to be DHS instead. I feel like if he put on a mask and rented a black SUV instead of running errands in his wife’s cop car, he could have pulled it off.
He was tired of his wife taking his balls every morning and using them to accost peaceful citizens. He wanted in on some of the traitor action.
He was using the cosplay to step out on his wife with any local MAGA face girls he could find too. 100% I’d bet the house.
After finding out there's a subreddit dedicated to women of the right, nothing surprises me anymore. He was 100% trolling for strange under the government code name poonhandler
Just………. Why????
Right?!? Can’t just mind his own business? Insecurity about his wife being in Homeland? Wanting to cosplay? I do and don’t want to meet this guy.
Yeah seriously wtf
Ironically, this douche is dumb enough to get hired by ICE. 10/10 brain for that gig.
and get a $50K signing on fee, so I have read. So he is a double fool.
I like that someone said it was a 5 year contract for the 50k and someone else said yeah, they bet they did it that way so at 4.5 years they all get fired or arrested or whatever will happen so they don’t get the paid. That’d be rich.
Maybe a change of Gov will see them locked up.
When did news reporters ditch the camera guy or even a tripod and start doing the news selfie style with an iPhone?
When their budgets got cut by corporate overlords.
She's married to a journalist and made the whole thing up
Best comment!
Camera person, tripod, camera- those all cost money.
So we're just 1-2 years away from the local news just being a true-crime podcast called Current Events:[yourTownHere]?
AFAIK there’s 1 lady in our entire county who writes local news on a website. There’s 600,000 people in the county.
Wow. I wonder what's going to happen to his wife at work. Way to tank your partner's career.
Some people are absolute narcissistic
The President legalized racism and hatred. The Klan are all in masks with velcro badges and body armor doing cosplay with live ammo.
Badge Bunny
Another reason not to trust anyone masked and with no credentials.
He can just turn around and get a job with ICE
How many bets he's a Trump supporter?
All in
Local news can't afford a camera man or an editor anymore. Sad times.
Still doesn't reduce the chance some asshole masks up and abducts a woman and claims he's with ICE. This guy only got caught because he was with a cop. He could have done something else by himself and no one would have blinked
I would think impersonating a federal officer is a federal crime and the current federal regime would be all about it. No? They don't care about this? Huh. Unsurprised. Or we don't have enough federal cops for actual crimes. They're all too busy working on covering their faces so they can grab people outside their kids schools.
Hahahaha 🤣
Should also be charged for grand theft auto on a federal level.
He must be a total f•ck up cuz ICE will take literally anyone these days. If he has to play make believe that means he was rejected.
Wow he is done. That is like 10 charges. I wonder what his wife will say when she gets back.
Well... She won't have a job anymore, that's for sure. That guy fucked her job up and there's no way she's not fired over it
Are you sure about that? My guess is that she will get a promotion and he will immediately get a job with them after completing his prison sentence.
Well if her “deployment” was harassing people just trying to live their lives I will lose 0 minutes of sleep
So, wannabe nazi that doesn't want to give up his day job, gets arrested for impersonating a nazi and will probably lose his acab job.
Now he can apply to ICE and become the nazi he always wanted to be.
why?
Which Washington Township?
They say South Jersey at the beginning of the video
Ah, thanks. Next time I'll put the audio on before asking!
you didn't need to
Ugh, I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
We all make bad choices. Could of happened to anyone
Just want anyone unfamiliar to know: South Jersey and New Jersey are two different places.
Im the POOOlice!
r/firstrespondercringe
XanaX, that guy eats too much XanaX
Get a hobby douche nozzle
EMBARRASSING
He should apply for a federal job.
”Can’t have ANY fun anymore!” - Nicholas Cabral, probably
A racist impersonating a homeland security, no way.
Racist wouldn't do that, would they? Hahahahahahaha
DeuceBag . Not a spelling error.
There won't be any outrage from MAGAturdians. He deserves a very long jailed term.
He took the security guard "rent a cop" fantasy to the next level…
And he didnt even have a mask on...
Holy shit, they can investigate and stop people from doing violent crimes…
Cabral es un Cabron
I wonder who he voted for? 🤔
There is no worse of a cop then a wanna be cop
You big dummy
He's in so much trouble when she gets back, may as well buy some lumber for his dog house while he still can
The gubmint wants to get rid of wimmins, and he just gave them a reason to get rid of his wife.
He's a wannabe gravy seal.
His wife is going to be pissed
Fuck - so any people wanting the sexy brown shirt and the shiny black boots.
America has always had a shitty racist underbelly. Now it's just resurfaced into the light and been enabled by an orange piece of shit.
What a fuckin duschbag
And this is why ICE needs to identify themselves and not wear masks.
Wanna be
I know why this idiot would do this. This man desperately wants to wield power over other people. This man is desperate to be in charge. This man desperately wants to be law enforcement. Law enforcement appeals to people that want to wield power over others.
That is the root of the weed. Change that.
Larger question, which Washington Township, NJ? There are five!
Cabral is a Hispanic name, this is one deportation I support
You just know he doesn't satisfy his wife.
God forbid a man has a roleplaying hobby🙄 /sarcasm
Power of giants given to dwarves.
His next attempt: to be his own defense attorney. And divorce lawyer. And probation officer.
Not like it's difficult to impersonate them, the real ones are plain clothes, masked and no badges and refuse to identify themselves when asked.
What a fucking psycho. I see… yes I see a divorce and a firing in their futures.
South Jersey racists are trying to make a name for themselves.
Don't worry, the rest of the state has a name for you all. Putins cock holsters
Oh hey look the thing every one said would happen despite MAGA insisting it never could actually happened.
Booty chin lookin ahh
He could have joined ice and cosplayed allday everyday!👌🏽👈🏽
He’s turned off his cell phone.
Wifey is going to be pissed when she gets home.
Loss of gun rights for life!! This should be an automatic penalty for that type situation!
What a loser
What a goon.