to not get busted impersonating a Homeland Security Officer
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  • 632 points BigTeeSlice

    This is what happens when a president abuses his power and sets an example for the MAGA sheep.

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    160 points YewEhVeeInbound

    Don't worry he'll get pardoned so he can have his gun rights back

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    99 points Sharticus123

    He’s probably been automatically deputized as an ICE agent.

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    34 points YewEhVeeInbound

    You've been pre-approved for a 50k sign on bonus!

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    30 points MerricatInTheCastle

    The governor of NJ is not going to give this guy's guns back, but he will move south or west and get a gun again

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    9 points VegetableBusiness897

    This is how Trump is forming his army

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    7 points Shermans_ghost1864

    The Township police chief will probably get fired

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    3 points FartKnockerBungHole

    He’ll get a nice gofundme.

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    3 points Ezl

    His name is Cabral. Sounds ethnic. They’d try to deport him before trying to pardon him. It would be their preference.

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    1 points lilcea

    State charges.

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    2 points YewEhVeeInbound

    Pretty sure Trump is trying to challenge the scotus to allow him to pardon State charges.

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    16 points Snellyman

    I wonder what this guys background was that he wasn't able to get a real homeland security job and paycheck. Did he vote democrat 10 years ago? Not enough domestic abuse calls?

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    2 points distantreplay

    He still has at least one surviving dog.

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    1 points evemeatay

    Probably just too lazy to even try

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  • 315 points PullFires

    Now you gotta hide the car keys from your husband like he's a toddler

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    128 points cmm324

    To be honest, she will likely lose her job for allowing unauthorized access to her government issued equipment.

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    82 points JBeauch

    It's cute how you think Homeland Security is going to hold anyone accountable for anything that's happened this past year.

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    17 points cmm324

    They would hold me accountable if I took my government issued laptop or phone over seas or let some random person use my phone you make a call at a coffee shop... Maybe I didn't buy enough Trump coin.

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    15 points Youngtro

    Exactly. I'd be fired on the spot if my work laptop left US territory

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    6 points Shermans_ghost1864

    That's because some greasy foreigner might get their grubby little hands on it. Not the same if it's just (white) Americans. /s

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    3 points Youngtro

    It's due to public wifi but you're close enough.

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    -13 points JBeauch

    Maybe try making yourself a little more indispensable.

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    12 points Youngtro

    Rofl brother I am. You can't take government items outside of the US.

    Edit: this is pretty universal thing if your unaware. They can't have you taking US military information out of the country.

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    2 points juiceboxedhero

    You've never had a real job have you?

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    12 points YewEhVeeInbound

    I sincerely hope this is the case.

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    3 points Mental-Clerk

    As she should.

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    0 points ze11ez

    No she won't. Sad but true

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  • 179 points Emet-Selch_my_love

    Ok so what was the point? Just playing pretend for the funsies?

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    126 points mosquito_motel

    "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

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    28 points psyclopsus

    LBJ?

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    21 points mosquito_motel

    I don't support the man, but he sure nailed it with this quote.

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    11 points psyclopsus

    Broken clocks and all that

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    1 points Shermans_ghost1864

    I don't think he needs your support.

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    4 points StankilyDankily666

    LeBron “Basketball” James. One of my favorites to quote ❤️

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    2 points Ditka85

    Yes, in 1964

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    26 points derek4reals1

    https://i.redd.it/cb52beg7lz6g1.gif

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    15 points pm_me_yo_creditscore

    FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER my wifes a POLICE OFFICER!

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    3 points SporesM0ldsandFungus

    After watching his 1000th episode of Steve Bannon's War Room he immediately jumped into wife's car which started playing the latest Joe Rogan episode from his phone while he downed handfuls of Alex Jones' BrainForce supplements like gummy bears. He was finally going to do his duty and "Take Back America"!  from those lazy brown people. Those lazy ones he always saw that were up before sunrise, building the luxury homes, that met building codes, and actually looked really nice.  Yeah those lazy, highly skilled, brown people that obviously were not spending their earned money in his community driving the local economy.

    Dude was so hyped to see brown people deported, he didn't think for a second how would this play out for him. Obviously, even if legit law enforcement showed up, cops / ICE would ask his name, probably even sign some paperwork. Was he only going to show them his Costco card?

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  • 118 points Zealousideal_Plan408

    literally we all could impersonate ice agents since they are out of uniform and in unmarked cars like half the time.

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    38 points After-Imagination947

    And wear masks.

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    9 points Shermans_ghost1864

    That's the next thing: instead of making it illegal to wear masks, anti-masking red states will just charge people with Impersonating ICE agents.

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    11 points slumvillain

    I've lost alot of weight this year, so unfortunately I will not be able to make a convincing ICE rapist.

    I do however have this 10 lbs of shit stuffed into a 5 lb bag to mimic the effectiveness and general aura of an Ice "officer".

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    1 points napalm_p

    Right, if everyone started dressing like them, the wannabes would be neutralized... and funny AF 🤣

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  • 43 points gorillaboy75

    People are so nuts. This is the third or fourth story I've seen on someone assigning themselves jobs as ICE. I'd say out them in jail, but the big dumper would just pardon them.

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    10 points Rhodin265

    That guy was actually pretending to be DHS instead.  I feel like if he put on a mask and rented a black SUV instead of running errands in his wife’s cop car, he could have pulled it off.

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  • 37 points Abracadaver2000

    He was tired of his wife taking his balls every morning and using them to accost peaceful citizens. He wanted in on some of the traitor action.

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    8 points SlumberingSnorelax

    He was using the cosplay to step out on his wife with any local MAGA face girls he could find too. 100% I’d bet the house.

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    4 points YewEhVeeInbound

    After finding out there's a subreddit dedicated to women of the right, nothing surprises me anymore. He was 100% trolling for strange under the government code name poonhandler

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  • 17 points rbshevlin

    Just………. Why????

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    4 points Neddyrow

    Right?!? Can’t just mind his own business? Insecurity about his wife being in Homeland? Wanting to cosplay? I do and don’t want to meet this guy.

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    1 points B_Hype_R

    Yeah seriously wtf

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  • 16 points CaptainZeroDark30

    Ironically, this douche is dumb enough to get hired by ICE. 10/10 brain for that gig.

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    3 points Starlings_under_pier

    and get a $50K signing on fee, so I have read. So he is a double fool.

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    3 points mynameisrichard0

    I like that someone said it was a 5 year contract for the 50k and someone else said yeah, they bet they did it that way so at 4.5 years they all get fired or arrested or whatever will happen so they don’t get the paid. That’d be rich.

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    3 points Starlings_under_pier

    Maybe a change of Gov will see them locked up.

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  • 11 points whudaboutit

    When did news reporters ditch the camera guy or even a tripod and start doing the news selfie style with an iPhone?

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    16 points TeamOrca28205

    When their budgets got cut by corporate overlords.

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    8 points guy-le-doosh

    She's married to a journalist and made the whole thing up

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    1 points whudaboutit

    Best comment!

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    5 points Ecw218

    Camera person, tripod, camera- those all cost money.

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    4 points whudaboutit

    So we're just 1-2 years away from the local news just being a true-crime podcast called Current Events:[yourTownHere]?

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    1 points Ecw218

    AFAIK there’s 1 lady in our entire county who writes local news on a website. There’s 600,000 people in the county.

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  • 8 points Devanyani

    Wow. I wonder what's going to happen to his wife at work. Way to tank your partner's career.

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  • 5 points moisdefinate

    Some people are absolute narcissistic

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  • 4 points goofydad

    The President legalized racism and hatred. The Klan are all in masks with velcro badges and body armor doing cosplay with live ammo.

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  • 4 points MerrillSwingAway

    Badge Bunny

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  • 4 points ScoutSpiritSam

    Another reason not to trust anyone masked and with no credentials.

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  • 3 points Stratobastardo34

    He can just turn around and get a job with ICE

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  • 4 points 89RZ350

    How many bets he's a Trump supporter?

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    1 points North-Function995

    All in

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  • 3 points ocashmanbrown

    Local news can't afford a camera man or an editor anymore. Sad times.

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  • 3 points bluehawk232

    Still doesn't reduce the chance some asshole masks up and abducts a woman and claims he's with ICE. This guy only got caught because he was with a cop. He could have done something else by himself and no one would have blinked

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  • 3 points mybfVreddithandle

    I would think impersonating a federal officer is a federal crime and the current federal regime would be all about it. No? They don't care about this? Huh. Unsurprised. Or we don't have enough federal cops for actual crimes. They're all too busy working on covering their faces so they can grab people outside their kids schools.

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  • 2 points Significant_Rough798

    Hahahaha 🤣

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  • 2 points Possible-Put8922

    Should also be charged for grand theft auto on a federal level.

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  • 2 points bionicfeetgrl

    He must be a total f•ck up cuz ICE will take literally anyone these days. If he has to play make believe that means he was rejected.

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  • 2 points eastcoastjon

    Wow he is done. That is like 10 charges. I wonder what his wife will say when she gets back.

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    6 points jarvisesdios

    Well... She won't have a job anymore, that's for sure. That guy fucked her job up and there's no way she's not fired over it

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    2 points Single-Initiative164

    Are you sure about that? My guess is that she will get a promotion and he will immediately get a job with them after completing his prison sentence.

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    1 points addamee

    Well if her “deployment” was harassing people just trying to live their lives I will lose 0 minutes of sleep 

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  • 2 points vandon

    So, wannabe nazi that doesn't want to give up his day job, gets arrested for impersonating a nazi and will probably lose his acab job.

    Now he can apply to ICE and become the nazi he always wanted to be.

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  • 2 points mexicat2000

    why?

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  • 1 points elmwoodblues

    Which Washington Township?

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    2 points kernalbuket

    They say South Jersey at the beginning of the video

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    0 points elmwoodblues

    Ah, thanks. Next time I'll put the audio on before asking!

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    2 points kernalbuket

    you didn't need to

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    0 points elmwoodblues

    Ugh, I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

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    1 points kernalbuket

    We all make bad choices. Could of happened to anyone

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    1 points Dozzi92

    Just want anyone unfamiliar to know: South Jersey and New Jersey are two different places.

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  • 1 points mrfouz

    Im the POOOlice!

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  • 1 points TheReelMcCoi

    r/firstrespondercringe

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  • 1 points HairlessHoudini

    XanaX, that guy eats too much XanaX

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  • 1 points ctlogin

    Get a hobby douche nozzle

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  • 1 points Successful_Sound_678

    EMBARRASSING

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  • 1 points Amishpornstar7903

    He should apply for a federal job.

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  • 1 points andreasefternamn

    ”Can’t have ANY fun anymore!” - Nicholas Cabral, probably

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  • 1 points mightyjoe227

    A racist impersonating a homeland security, no way.

    Racist wouldn't do that, would they? Hahahahahahaha

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  • 1 points SAHMsays

    DeuceBag . Not a spelling error.

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  • 1 points AncientSkys

    There won't be any outrage from MAGAturdians. He deserves a very long jailed term.

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  • 1 points SignalCharlie

    He took the security guard "rent a cop" fantasy to the next level…

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  • 1 points misdirected_asshole

    And he didnt even have a mask on...

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  • 1 points Guy0785

    Holy shit, they can investigate and stop people from doing violent crimes…

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  • 1 points Professional_Past780

    Cabral es un Cabron

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  • 1 points Imaginary_Most_7778

    I wonder who he voted for? 🤔

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  • 1 points NewHumbug

    There is no worse of a cop then a wanna be cop

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  • 1 points sn0m0ns

    You big dummy

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  • 1 points guy-le-doosh

    He's in so much trouble when she gets back, may as well buy some lumber for his dog house while he still can

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  • 1 points blueva703

    The gubmint wants to get rid of wimmins, and he just gave them a reason to get rid of his wife.

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  • 1 points Bawkalor

    He's a wannabe gravy seal.

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  • 1 points randy_march

    His wife is going to be pissed

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  • 1 points zarfle2

    Fuck - so any people wanting the sexy brown shirt and the shiny black boots.

    America has always had a shitty racist underbelly. Now it's just resurfaced into the light and been enabled by an orange piece of shit.

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  • 1 points Denalitwentytwo

    What a fuckin duschbag

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  • 1 points Capital_Push5557

    And this is why ICE needs to identify themselves and not wear masks.

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  • 1 points Jimbo415650

    Wanna be

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  • 1 points jennimackenzie

    I know why this idiot would do this. This man desperately wants to wield power over other people. This man is desperate to be in charge. This man desperately wants to be law enforcement. Law enforcement appeals to people that want to wield power over others.

    That is the root of the weed. Change that.

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  • 1 points PlaneAsk7826

    Larger question, which Washington Township, NJ? There are five!

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  • 1 points Welder_Subject

    Cabral is a Hispanic name, this is one deportation I support

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  • 1 points the-almighty-toad

    You just know he doesn't satisfy his wife.

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  • 1 points QaptainQwark

    God forbid a man has a roleplaying hobby🙄 /sarcasm

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  • 1 points fane1967

    Power of giants given to dwarves.

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  • 1 points JeffreyinKodiak

    His next attempt: to be his own defense attorney. And divorce lawyer. And probation officer.

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  • 1 points The-Bloody9

    Not like it's difficult to impersonate them, the real ones are plain clothes, masked and no badges and refuse to identify themselves when asked.

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  • 1 points slapback1

    What a fucking psycho. I see… yes I see a divorce and a firing in their futures.

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  • 1 points thedeeb56

    South Jersey racists are trying to make a name for themselves.

    Don't worry, the rest of the state has a name for you all. Putins cock holsters

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  • 1 points Rolandscythe

    Oh hey look the thing every one said would happen despite MAGA insisting it never could actually happened.

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  • 1 points therealboombaclots

    Booty chin lookin ahh

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  • 1 points FckDonaldChump

    He could have joined ice and cosplayed allday everyday!👌🏽👈🏽

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  • 1 points Be_nice_to_animals

    He’s turned off his cell phone.

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  • 1 points jackparadise1

    Wifey is going to be pissed when she gets home.

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  • 1 points GilletteEd

    Loss of gun rights for life!! This should be an automatic penalty for that type situation!

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  • 1 points hudson253

    What a loser

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  • 1 points Vinnie-baba-ghanoush

    What a goon.

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