Ha! I’m on the same boat! As soon as I started act II, I immediately completed all the NCPD missions and gigs to max out my stats. Now my weapons and chrome are all tier 5++ and I have $2 million eddies.
I used to get so pissed off that you actually have to complete missions to unock more places to drive around and do random shit lol I used to know exactly which mission finished unlocking all the areas so I could just do whatever.
Back in the day, so many games would shut off access to side quests if you progressed too far through the main quest line, which taught us all this lesson.
And go find the gold fowl foot thats in a field right before weeping peninsula (easiest fowl foot to obtain in the game) to get even more delicious runes out of big momma Greyoll.
Yup! You could get one very easily before going to gut her lmao.
They've nerfed the rune farm quite a bit though. Used to be much higher back then.
I've got over 800 hours on Elden Ring now. xD
A bit over 1k for me, so I'm with you there lmao. And they definitely nerfed that for sure.
I actually recently started another playthrough and immediately started having a blast. I set my controller down in front of Mr. Haight (rookie mistake) and killed him, picked the controller up, panicked and rolled off the edge and died, so that was hilarious.
No. No no. She didn't run away. She was locked on the infrared lidar system and the missles were deployed. The heat guided missle has a 100% success rate and targets destroyed on an average of 2 seconds after deployment 🤣
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about. He gallantly chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet. He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
Think this was in Romania ( Eastern Europe ). I remember seeing this back in 2015 and they spoke Romanian.
Usually drunk romanians from rural areas do stuff like this and its pretty common there. It hurts like hell, but they are too drunk to feel anything. In also pretty sure they are drunk 24/7 so no time to feel pain.
Obviously he did win but the guy in camo was trying to restrain rather than hit him. The third guy is doing nothing at the start and then casually saunters over to pick up a plank.
The 1st guy is obviously being beaten from the start.
The only person making a decent attempt at hurting him is the woman.
I think this video shows them being weak and ineffectual about equally as much as it shows him being strong
Omg this guy fights like an animated child. There is no reason any of his skippy flailing should have worked, but it all did lol. It’s almost like drunkin style
Yo ain't no way my people is gonna get fu** up by a slim cracka, yo my man ain't no way wabbidy wabbada. That's what the white man be doing it, I dindunothing you feel me cus
This guy represents pretty much everybody in crisis who ends up building endurance and dissociating from pain to survive (from being repeatedly beaten up, bullied, restrained, arrested, etc.) and may on top of this be using substances just to get by in life, having almost no chance of being able to control his emotions if something like this happens.
I know I'm a party pooper, but this post is disrespectful to both Chuck Norris and everybody he repeatedly beaten up, bullied, restrained and arrested.
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Bro finished all the side quests before coming back to the main one.
I don't know how to play any other way.
This is the way
Currently working my way through every ncpd mission in night city as a millionaire chrome net runner death machine with all tier 5++.
I do remember there was that guy I was supposed to meet about some thing though……..
Ha! I’m on the same boat! As soon as I started act II, I immediately completed all the NCPD missions and gigs to max out my stats. Now my weapons and chrome are all tier 5++ and I have $2 million eddies.
Idk man I got GTA V so I can just drive around and do random shit
I used to get so pissed off that you actually have to complete missions to unock more places to drive around and do random shit lol I used to know exactly which mission finished unlocking all the areas so I could just do whatever.
Back in the day, so many games would shut off access to side quests if you progressed too far through the main quest line, which taught us all this lesson.
A family thats gets their ass whoop together...stays together
next year
Him: "Remember when I beat all your asses"
Cousin: "FUCK YOU"
Jumps over dinner table
😂😂😂😂😂
But this is still the starter zone...
It's Elden Ring, mate. Open world. Bro went to Caelid and finished the quests there and came back to Limgrave.
I was teleported to Caelid and had to live there until I got used to it. Return only to die to a bird.
Ah, the good ol' Meteorite Staff quest. xD
Don't forget to kill Greyoll so you can get all those delicious runes. :3
And go find the gold fowl foot thats in a field right before weeping peninsula (easiest fowl foot to obtain in the game) to get even more delicious runes out of big momma Greyoll.
Jesus I've played that game too much.
Yup! You could get one very easily before going to gut her lmao.
They've nerfed the rune farm quite a bit though. Used to be much higher back then.
I've got over 800 hours on Elden Ring now. xD
A bit over 1k for me, so I'm with you there lmao. And they definitely nerfed that for sure.
I actually recently started another playthrough and immediately started having a blast. I set my controller down in front of Mr. Haight (rookie mistake) and killed him, picked the controller up, panicked and rolled off the edge and died, so that was hilarious.
For sure my #1 game of all time.
Now why would you do some degenerate shit like that? He's one of the cooler, more normal dudes in the game lmao.
https://youtu.be/c4t7JnCW-48
Dude went back for seconds after he finished the main course.
Love the woman grabbing another piece of wood, realizing everyone else is down and she is square in his sights, and then running away
No. No no. She didn't run away. She was locked on the infrared lidar system and the missles were deployed. The heat guided missle has a 100% success rate and targets destroyed on an average of 2 seconds after deployment 🤣
Bravely ran away
When dangerous reared it's ugly head she bravely turned her tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about. He gallantly chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet. He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
Bravely taking to her feet, she beat a very brave retreat
She was taking her time like she was picking out boards from home depot.
It reminded me of how enemies in some fighting games would walk to the side of the arena and grab a weapon and then return to the fight.
Im sure he feels like a bigger twot
My man here works the midnight shift at Waffle House
Holy moly
That’s got to be part of the interview process.
I love how he saw the plank coming and kicked in advance lmao
Not just blocking the strike, but breaking the plank in two.
Awesome
That was my highlight for sure.
That was actually a legitimate Chuck Norris moment
When he grabbed the stick off her and proceeded to "One for you and One for her" like some equality candy machine, i lost it lol
“Equality candy machine” found the name for my newly forming metal band
🤣 My favorite part
WHILE the other one was biting his leg
I know my fighting styles and I'm pretty sure that was XXXYXXYXXXXY and then XO at the end.
Dude how would you tell story and have anyone believe you.
Show them this clip?
If only there was video evidence 🤔
Props to the sound effects team
For real. I just almost asphyxiated myself laughing into a pillow so I don’t wake anybody up…
Thanks I turned the sound on because of you and it really added an extra layer to the shenannigans!
Straight out of Adventures With Bill.
Did the Chik-Fil-A employees forget to say “my pleasure”?
No the Chick-fil-A employees asked him while he was working at waffle House why he didn't say my pleasure...
What the hell is the context to this? How did no one get hurt? It is this just a Russian or Brit being drunk?
Uh, I saw several people get hurt repeatedly. Did we not watch the same video?
More hurt.
Think this was in Romania ( Eastern Europe ). I remember seeing this back in 2015 and they spoke Romanian.
Usually drunk romanians from rural areas do stuff like this and its pretty common there. It hurts like hell, but they are too drunk to feel anything. In also pretty sure they are drunk 24/7 so no time to feel pain.
He kept rolling nat 20.
Are these people sloths?
When the party tries to rob the shop keeper of his magic weapons in D&D
Obviously he did win but the guy in camo was trying to restrain rather than hit him. The third guy is doing nothing at the start and then casually saunters over to pick up a plank.
The 1st guy is obviously being beaten from the start.
The only person making a decent attempt at hurting him is the woman.
I think this video shows them being weak and ineffectual about equally as much as it shows him being strong
What the hell is going on?
Looks like straightforward slapstick.
I see what you did there...take my frigging up vote
https://preview.redd.it/i50lk01d317g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5e56c826d42eb50530d4634dd221f0c79b879b7
For once the audio is perfection!!! 🙌🏻
The sound effect really help tell the story.
Homie’s hp is off the chain. He is tanking lumber like it’s nothing.
They better register this man as a Lethal weapon
Dude was just tryna peacefully listen to opera
Russia!
He must be on New Game+
Jesus how long is this gif? Been watching him run through walls for an hour now, he still aint done
This is beautiful.
Kick his ass! Give em the ol'dick twist!
Who is filming? Friend or foe?
Omg this guy fights like an animated child. There is no reason any of his skippy flailing should have worked, but it all did lol. It’s almost like drunkin style
This is the first time where the added audio has actually enhanced the video.
Epic.
Everybody was kung foo fighting! He was fast as lightning.
Bro just spamming heavy attacks.
They all kept getting back up and coming back for more 🤣
He's the world's best untrained fighter.
He must feel so Alive! (and kickin')
WWE raw n uncircumcised!
Ryu Ga Gotoku IRL
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anyone know the song?
Level 10 you mean
He’s not even a level 100. Those punches and kicks are not coming from a guy who trains. He’s a 20. But they’re all 1s.
Threesome went out of control
I've never actually seen someone have their arm ripped off and subsequently beaten with it. But now I've seen it represented quite nicely.
"Your party has been defeated."
Well... Level 25 maybe...
Was that guy literally biting his fucking ankles??? Also the sound effects sent me lol
This is the dude I fight in my dreams when I cant punch.
…don’t stop now..!
I refuse to believe those are black people ain't no way.
That man looks drunk even
I see you’ve fallen victim to stereotypes. People are just people, man.
Do you think Urkel knows how to fight? I rest my case. /s
Yo ain't no way my people is gonna get fu** up by a slim cracka, yo my man ain't no way wabbidy wabbada. That's what the white man be doing it, I dindunothing you feel me cus
What does "Chuck Norris in real life" mean. Chuck Norris is a real person
The one-two-one-two was very satisfying.
New game+
Best Buy’s self defense program I really paying off
He'd been drinking Green Tea all god Damn day, they finna bring the demons out
“I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF WERE SATISFIED WITH YOUR INTERNET PROVIDER!”
This looks like the half committed attempts to stop a dog from attacking. The dog is always 100% (or on speed) so people underestimate it.
I first thought it was an umbrella, turns out it's a freaking sword!?
When you're on your fifth playthrough
These people must be malnourished
Low level mobs with high HP are annoying and funny.
Jackie Chan is at home taking notes.
I see a bunch of crack heads fighting and the least high of the crack heads is beating the shit out of the other very fucked up crack heads.
This is a classic
Is purple/blue shirt gnawing at his ankles?
Elden Ring when you wonder off to Caelid and go back to Limgrave.
Just straight goblin slayer on their ass
BTS of This old house final season were wild !!!
John Hick
That fucking board kick was 10/10. Cherry on top. Successful intimidation check.
They train them Walmart workers real good
Nah that’s Uncle Brownie iykyk
That’s like attacking the puny guard at the gate to Stormwind. They don’t look like shit but they’ll whoop the fuck outta you
...do they think he's not real?
Besærker
Did they get saucy with a clerk from Best Buy?? The clerk said, " Meet me out back by the wood shed!" Then Blam!
Sheldon Cooper kicking ass!
This is so fucking good it makes me worried it's fake, but it looks so believable. God I hope it's real.
Alcohol was involved
This AI made me laugh
Fists of justice
Roadhouse
Lol the enemies were moving like re4 npcs with plagas
Drunk Norris
Every move had its purpose. Poetry in motion.
anyone know the story here? I've always wondered
This dude is the Oprah of handing out naps.
Someone uploaded this.. so whats the background hahaha.. the camera man is either leaving a friend to fight or ditching 5 others to film lol
Should have Doom music
That’s not Chuck Norris. That’s John Wick
Imagine been oneshoted then someone stapson your hand.
Fuck, I wasn’t muted
He fought two chick's and an old dude with a stick...
This wasn't bad ass it's was dumb as fuck.... And he is likely a pos
Stupid sound effects
Chuck Norris would not be struggling a bit.
This guy represents pretty much everybody in crisis who ends up building endurance and dissociating from pain to survive (from being repeatedly beaten up, bullied, restrained, arrested, etc.) and may on top of this be using substances just to get by in life, having almost no chance of being able to control his emotions if something like this happens.
I know I'm a party pooper, but this post is disrespectful to both Chuck Norris and everybody he repeatedly beaten up, bullied, restrained and arrested.
So, you’re saying Tommy is this guy’s name, but folks just called him “Yellow”? (Props to anyone who gets the musical reference 😉)