Yeah, it’s time to start carefully talking about practical solutions to these universal problems that we come here to vent about. We should save that energy for when we all meet in person to apply the aforementioned solutions.
This reminds me of the fact that Trump and his AG promised to release information on the Epstein case, then suddenly refused to live up to that promise.
It’s also odd the US attorney who gave Epstein that sweetheart non-prosecution agreement in 2008 somehow happened into a spot in Trump’s cabinet.
My other account got a permanent site wide ban with no warning for posting an AI meme of Trump getting on his knees for Clinton. They were both fully clothed. I tried to appeal it but the ban stayed. I had that account for like 10 years now 🫤
They are indeed. I never thought anyone’s ears could ever legit creep me out but here we are. Yikes.
Somebody needs to create an account on truth social and tag him in every post like this anywhere on the internet. We’d break his social media flunkie in about a week, he’d try to do it himself snd the results would be glorious 😂
I know I'm in the wrong community for this, but I really need somebody to explain to me why anybody, even a psychotic narcissist, thinks it matters how big this tanker was, let alone if it's the biggest.
Trump is all about one-upmanship. Everything he does has to be bigger than what the last guy did, otherwise it won’t stroke his ego enough.
If nukes get used by his administration, he’d drop 3 to one-up Truman, that way he could say “I dropped the most, the biggest, beautiful nukes, no one ever dropped as many nukes as me, they saw the destruction and said, with tears in their eyes , they said ‘Sir, those were the most beautiful bombs we’ve ever seen.’”
"You think Iraq was a big disaster, well we are going to disaster bigly, the very very big-most military screw up the world has ever witnessed. Believe me"
You know what bothers me the most about how much of a joke he is and how he radiates insecurity with every word he speaks? The fact that he's the guy at the top and will never need to realize that about himself.
I am not making excuses for him, but I’d hazard a guess that it was a VLCC or a Very Large Crude Carrier (I am not making that up, that’s the class of vessel), and he blacked out while being briefed and only remembered “very large.”
What will be interesting is who this vessel belongs to. It could be state owned, but it’s also likely it’s flagged by one country, crewed by another, and this will blow up into a Very Large International Incident.
Edited to add: it was never about drugs, it was about seizing control over the oil supplies of an unstable OPEC country.
He just can’t help himself. It’s like watching Homer’s brain work. It’s big. It’s very big …..c’mon brain don’t do it cmon…….. some say the bigliest ever…… d’oh!
Don't feel too bad, I was assured by some very smart people on Reddit that there would be zero difference between him and Kamala in the WH. Nada. Zilch. Exactly the same.
“Other things are happening, you’ll be seeing that later, you’ll be talking about that later”.
It just feels awful to know he has more bullshit planned and not only can we do nothing about it but inevitably it will find and affect us in a short amount of time.
“It’s the best tanker, even better than Thomas because Thomas is a tank engine. The one I got is a “tanker”, so it’s bigger and the greatest. Sir Tophamhat called me, he said “Donald. Yours is bigger than mine”. True story, true story….”
This has never been about drugs. It has always been about oil. Big oil wants a piece of Venezuelan oil and Trump wants a distraction from Epstein (maybe also a way to cancel elections). So he is starting a war by murdering people and stealing their oil
Bigger than Biden ever seized… a luxurious tanker! Not a crooked tanker like Hillary. Who I beat by the way… a tanker that, quite frankly, you won’t even believe!
He's a piece of shit. He doesn't care about the rule of law...we know these things. When the actual fuck is Congress going to stop fucking around and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
“Large tanker. Very large. Largest ever seized. Some say the largest ever built. I was surprised when they told me there was an ocean that could house such a large tanker. Not as large as my tanker tho. If I had a tanker, it would be larger. Sleepy Joe only allowed the smallest of tankers. But now that America is great, we have the biggest tankers. Some say bigger than the biggest tanker we just seized, which is only about half the size of my tanker if I had one. Thank you.”
LOLOL its always some "Large. Very large...(thinks to himself - how to make it sounds better? ahhh got it) LARGEST TANKER EVER SEIZED." whoopty fuckin doo.
Same here. Especially when you realize he always has a hydrocolloidal bandage or something strapped across the bridge of it and caked with makeup to make it difficult to see. Does he literally have a hole in his face from all the cocaine?
Were Americans going to get high huffing the oil fumes or did Carlos the deck hand have some stinky skunk weed and a baggy of blow they had to stop from getting into the US?
Sociopathic pathological liar. If he hasn’t already lied or exaggerated in a statement just wait. He can’t help but lie and exaggerate. Just wait for it.
How does US and the UK forever always hyjack countries and gets away with it and leaves those countries with their air and military bases and private companies and banks to take over their government
This guy's tissues are held together only by devil himself. Everytime I see videos of him he looks like he's about to fall apart like in Death Becomes Her.
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It’s a slower method of getting banned for wishing someone harm.
Technically, it's not wishing them harm, just continued agony.
Like we're experiencing from this administration?
May all the agony he inflicted upon the world be given to him in his final moments.
It’s too bad hell isn’t a real place, him and everyone who voted for him would get to spend eternity there living the life they want and deserve.
Yeah, it’s time to start carefully talking about practical solutions to these universal problems that we come here to vent about. We should save that energy for when we all meet in person to apply the aforementioned solutions.
This reminds me of the fact that Trump and his AG promised to release information on the Epstein case, then suddenly refused to live up to that promise.
It’s also odd the US attorney who gave Epstein that sweetheart non-prosecution agreement in 2008 somehow happened into a spot in Trump’s cabinet.
Be careful, lest they look at us as they were on j6
Who?
I got a ban for wishing someone would get shanked in prison
I got banned by saying trumps organization is a terrorist group.
I got banned saying a fictional character should’ve been died in the current plot. ??
One of mine was about mentioning that my dog is more effective than short list of alternatives
Recently, my comment was removed because I simply said that "I didn't say that."
Reddit is on some shit ever since they sold out
My other account got a permanent site wide ban with no warning for posting an AI meme of Trump getting on his knees for Clinton. They were both fully clothed. I tried to appeal it but the ban stayed. I had that account for like 10 years now 🫤
I got banned for calling trump supporters “maggots”.
I got banned for saying that communities should organize militias to protect themselves from ICE
I got a ban for jokingly quoting something this orange idiot said previously.
I got a ban for saying "I'm not saying I hate you or anything, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone".
I got a ban in the anti-nazi for saying what should be done with nazi's.
I think all bans should be lifted every 3 years. The basement dwellers have too much power and not enough diplomacy.
I wonder if I would get banned for saying something like, "I hope his asshole gets spiked by a giant dildo"?
Unexpected Jericho
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Ahem.. I wish to inform you that I am in fact the original meme thief. À badass one, no less.
👏🏽😭😭😭
Love this and me too. 😂
Beautiful
“Large tanker… very large, largest we’ve ever seized” 😭😭😭 exactly how you’d imagine he’d say it
Slight correction: “Largest one ever seized”
It has nothing to do with America and all about him being the best at whatever shite he’s spewing. I saw it coming a mile off and I still cringed.
Next week, this tanker will have supplied the entirety of America with gas for a buck a gallon.
/s cause it's Reddit and somebody will think I'm being serious.
Then someone will complain their car is addicted to premium because there was fentanyl in the 🪔 oil...
people say idiocracy is the future but it's closer to Demolition man.
He is easily the best of what he is. His picture will accompany many books and manuals for decades to come.
Let’s hope they are in rehab books in prisons around the world.
It's crazy I never noticed that but it's so true. Everything has to be about how good of a job he's doing compared to anybody else
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I don’t know. All I could think about while watching this video is that there’s an outline of a dick on his nose. A tiny one at that.
There IS a little d*ck on his nose! And a Jynna under his chin!
And now I cannot unsee the little dick on his nose lol
Damn! I was gonna say!
Omg this is why I love Reddit 😂 I can never not see that now!
We have to pool our collective resources to mock him into a nervous breakdown. We can do it!
Hey, that sounds like a plan. I’m not American but damnit, Im down for it 😁
I mean, what the hell is with those ears? Like, was he born with them like….well, that…..or did something go horribly wrong?
I appreciate all international contributions to this!
We all know those are the ears of a fugly garden gnome!
Yay! Glad to join you, sibling! 🏴💜🇺🇸
They are indeed. I never thought anyone’s ears could ever legit creep me out but here we are. Yikes.
Somebody needs to create an account on truth social and tag him in every post like this anywhere on the internet. We’d break his social media flunkie in about a week, he’d try to do it himself snd the results would be glorious 😂
Everything he claims to be an accomplishment is "the biggest" or "the best". Millions and millions would agree bigly
He is functionally incapable of avoiding hyperbole or aggrandizing.
If someone would point a camera at him as he comes out of the bathroom he'd tell you it was the largest shit anyone's ever taken.
Might actually believe him then given how fucking full of it he is.
And he would show the size of the shit with his wellknown gestures as well☝️
But would he say it was the smelliest shit as well and he's so in shape it didn't phase him or would he say it didn't smell?
I know I'm in the wrong community for this, but I really need somebody to explain to me why anybody, even a psychotic narcissist, thinks it matters how big this tanker was, let alone if it's the biggest.
Trump is all about one-upmanship. Everything he does has to be bigger than what the last guy did, otherwise it won’t stroke his ego enough.
If nukes get used by his administration, he’d drop 3 to one-up Truman, that way he could say “I dropped the most, the biggest, beautiful nukes, no one ever dropped as many nukes as me, they saw the destruction and said, with tears in their eyes , they said ‘Sir, those were the most beautiful bombs we’ve ever seen.’”
"You think Iraq was a big disaster, well we are going to disaster bigly, the very very big-most military screw up the world has ever witnessed. Believe me"
Wow, thanks for this soberingly sad but true thought. I mean it's not your fault that it's probably true, but damn you for making me think it now
You know what bothers me the most about how much of a joke he is and how he radiates insecurity with every word he speaks? The fact that he's the guy at the top and will never need to realize that about himself.
Maybe he'll have a stroke. A large stroke... very large. Largest stroke anyone has ever had.
The largest, most beautiful shit ever. That’s why you won’t have to vote next time.
I am not making excuses for him, but I’d hazard a guess that it was a VLCC or a Very Large Crude Carrier (I am not making that up, that’s the class of vessel), and he blacked out while being briefed and only remembered “very large.”
What will be interesting is who this vessel belongs to. It could be state owned, but it’s also likely it’s flagged by one country, crewed by another, and this will blow up into a Very Large International Incident.
Edited to add: it was never about drugs, it was about seizing control over the oil supplies of an unstable OPEC country.
That will be very selectively covered by the press here.
I burst out laughing at that. He just cannot help himself.
Who else is even seizing oil tankers other than pirates?
He just can’t help himself. It’s like watching Homer’s brain work. It’s big. It’s very big …..c’mon brain don’t do it cmon…….. some say the bigliest ever…… d’oh!
This was literally exactly how it went in my mind 😂 i was like ”please dont say the last part, please!!!”…
*Stolen
We pirated another country’s tanker
Seemed careful not to use the word 'oil' too
It’s always the largest ever
Every day with this pos is a nightmare.
Don't feel too bad, I was assured by some very smart people on Reddit that there would be zero difference between him and Kamala in the WH. Nada. Zilch. Exactly the same.
Pretty sure she wouldn't have destroyed nearly half of it. Only to leave a giant hole and fire all the contractors. Let alone the gawdy gold filigree
I honestly don't care what the project costs, I want to see it demolished versus it being a lasting monument to his corruption, excess, and poor taste
“Other things are happening, you’ll be seeing that later, you’ll be talking about that later”.
It just feels awful to know he has more bullshit planned and not only can we do nothing about it but inevitably it will find and affect us in a short amount of time.
He's talking about the mineral deposits he plans on stealing for his son's mining company. After the invasion to "free" Venezuela from the cartels.
He'll get asked about and will deny saying it and then insult whoever asked about it.
And we’re not even a year in! 🤦🏼♂️
Every day we aren’t out in the streets like it’s 1789 is a missed opportunity
I'd get comfortable. The degree to which he has normalised blatant and overt lying and corruption will be exploited by his successors.
He calls the Somali pirates and then becomes one himself
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Was about to comment something similar 😑
Complain someone else is doing bad thing, so no one cares that he does bad thing. It’s his go to playbook
Everything he says others are doing is what he's about to do
Watch out Luffy
Very large tanker. STRONG tanker. Tears in its eyes, and it said “thank you sir for saving us from those evil drug kingpins!”
“And I didn’t get any credit for it but that’s okay. I never do.” - Trump, taking credit for something he had no part in.
And in the same breath “I also have a new book”
“It’s the best tanker, even better than Thomas because Thomas is a tank engine. The one I got is a “tanker”, so it’s bigger and the greatest. Sir Tophamhat called me, he said “Donald. Yours is bigger than mine”. True story, true story….”
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What’s does Donald Trump’s hair and a woman's thong have in common?
They both barely cover the asshole.
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how is this legal????
That doesn’t matter to him
It doesn't matter to Jesus!
Bush league psych-out stuff
Laughable, man!
HAAAAAAAA! HAAA!!!
Didn't you get the memo? Every order from Trump is legal.
He’s the president. How could he even give an illegal order ? /s
Why does he care? Worth he gets is impeached... Again... And then the senate will not remove him, so it means nothing to him.
"I will make it legal!" -Trump... probably
It’s NOT. Why nobody will meaningfully stand up to him is beyond me
It's an official duty, so it's all legal. If the troops get indicted, then he'll just pardon them.
He's not a king, but surely acts like one.
Darth Pedo
I never heard of a drug tanker before
This has never been about drugs. It has always been about oil. Big oil wants a piece of Venezuelan oil and Trump wants a distraction from Epstein (maybe also a way to cancel elections). So he is starting a war by murdering people and stealing their oil
Those Venezuelans need some freedom!
More about US oil companies are free to "invest" in Venezuela, which is of course a selfless act of generosity for the benefit of the Venezuelans.
I stopped the video at large tanker / very large/ largest one ever seen
fuck this guy
fuck usa
we are fucked
Ever seized*
Not that it makes it better
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It's always been about the oil.
He'll soon be wearing camo and a combat helmet for his press conferences don't worry.
And I'm sure Captain Bonespurs will make a fine soldier.
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I really don’t like listening to this man make sentences.
Bigger than Biden ever seized… a luxurious tanker! Not a crooked tanker like Hillary. Who I beat by the way… a tanker that, quite frankly, you won’t even believe!
Nobody knows more about seizing tankers than me, I'm the best at seizing tankers.
I bet his breath smells like absolute shit.
Specifically Vance’s shit
"Some other things are happening, you'll hear about them later from other people."
That's how I answer to my boss in the weekly meeting
He's a piece of shit. He doesn't care about the rule of law...we know these things. When the actual fuck is Congress going to stop fucking around and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
Most of em are getting richer. They don't care
It's very important to him that we know it's large
Well, he's gotta compensate somehow.
Peace of Shit President
Piracy is it?
that horrible horrible drug "oil" was being transported in that tanker I bet... worst drug ever...
Well most of the world is dependent to some degree, and we know it'll kill us all eventually but we don't stop. True addict behaviour
Scary.
I can't believe I have to live through another one of these.
Guys it was a large tanker. I was worried it was one of those small ones.
Lol why did he have to say “largest tanker ever seized actually”
This guy is just a cartoonish idiot/villain and he has the fucking codes? What a timeline we live in
“Large tanker. Very large. Largest ever seized. Some say the largest ever built. I was surprised when they told me there was an ocean that could house such a large tanker. Not as large as my tanker tho. If I had a tanker, it would be larger. Sleepy Joe only allowed the smallest of tankers. But now that America is great, we have the biggest tankers. Some say bigger than the biggest tanker we just seized, which is only about half the size of my tanker if I had one. Thank you.”
Why is everything he does the "largest ever" or "biggest ever" or "best ever" 😭 He perpetuates his own memes lol.
Just release the files already, tired of the distractions.
It’s full of fentanoil
LOLOL its always some "Large. Very large...(thinks to himself - how to make it sounds better? ahhh got it) LARGEST TANKER EVER SEIZED." whoopty fuckin doo.
A circus is supposed to be funny or entertaining. This is just scary shit. Not a lot of things are different from Russia to usa.
Spastic
Boy, he's really pulling out all the stops to avoid releasing the EPSTEIN FILES!!!
Now just have to see who makes a large purchase of Trump coin, and then you'll see who bribed him for the tanker's contents.
The pirates of MAGA
But he won the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize 🤡
So we’re pirates now. Cool
I mean I know he's painted orange but does he have jaundice?
I see death in those eyes.
So…Donald was watching Fast and Furious (2009) and thought “that will bring down gas prices for my homies.”
And the Venezuelan government has nothing to say about these shenanigans?
Cannot EVER get a quote from this POS without him adding, "the biggest ever".
I hope that generations in the future will see that on his tombstone, stated correctly.
He talks like I do when I'm too stoned to remember my own train of thought
His nose reminds me of the Judge (Dan Akyrod) from Nothing But Trouble.
Same here. Especially when you realize he always has a hydrocolloidal bandage or something strapped across the bridge of it and caked with makeup to make it difficult to see. Does he literally have a hole in his face from all the cocaine?
was the tanker filled with drugs? Why did they take another countries property? Liars and con men.
Hopefully they'll regain control of it and run it aground off the coast of Florida in retribution.
Were Americans going to get high huffing the oil fumes or did Carlos the deck hand have some stinky skunk weed and a baggy of blow they had to stop from getting into the US?
How is this not an act of war?
Sociopathic pathological liar. If he hasn’t already lied or exaggerated in a statement just wait. He can’t help but lie and exaggerate. Just wait for it.
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How does US and the UK forever always hyjack countries and gets away with it and leaves those countries with their air and military bases and private companies and banks to take over their government
Cause they had drugs right?
He looks sleepy and lackluster.
3 to 5 months and he will be beyond dementia
It was never about drugs. It was always about oil. Its always about oil. Thats one way to get gas prices down.
The US gotta get their oil somehow
He behaves like he has already declared war officially
Weird how they didn't blow this one up, I imagine no imaginary drugs on this boat just the oil that they can sanction and then sell off
So, war?
Cb
Was the oil being exported? Was it already paid for? Who did they actually seize the oil from?
Do they think it is full of drugs?
We are just a bunch of damn pirates at this point
Right out of the Iranian playbook…..he’s a fucking disgrace to humanity
motherfucker is setting up a war so he doesn't have to leave office...
Ah...so we're just pirates now. Let me first go grab the rum at least.
Here we go, Iraq all over again.🙄
The biggest beautiful tanker
Wow, largest tanker EVER seized. Impressive.
The obsession with size. Unbelievable. I wonder where that could possibly come from.
God he really is a parody of himself “large tanker, largest tanker ever seized” ok so your worse than pirates?
Isn't that ... oh, hell, what's the word ... wait ... ah, yes ... piracy??
This guy's tissues are held together only by devil himself. Everytime I see videos of him he looks like he's about to fall apart like in Death Becomes Her.
Operation Venezuelan Liberation doesn’t have the same ring to it as it did in Iraq
He seems so tired. Could almost call him sleepy Don….
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There must be some wild shit in the Epstein files
No more wars! Unless it means more oil
So...Constitution fully void?
ah, Dementia Donnie. Sure, 45 and 47, but what about the 25 (th)?
Aye, Mateys! 🏴☠️We’re pirates now. 1,000 miles away from the US.