To cook fish
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  • 2727 points loonicy

    I knew when he started hacking the bottles of oil as opposed to twisting off the cap this wasn’t going to end well.

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    739 points Shambhala87

    I thought we were gonna see a finger fly

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    189 points phi11yphan

    Mmm... finger fry you say?

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    124 points cannibalscry2

    https://preview.redd.it/8gjai9umek6g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=920b038039fe67bc453c82dd573f8b5e3ec01c58

    To shreds you say?

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    10 points Pleasant-Pattern7748

    Well, how is his other finger holding up?

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    11 points RUNNING-HIGH

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    23 points stayhealthy247

    I thought a wave was going to go in the wok.

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    189 points ProvenLoser

    It bothered me enough to form a negative opinion. He became the antagonist in this video and the protagonist kind of won even while being dead and covered with fresh produce.

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    60 points Write2Be

    Mmm, microplastics!

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    21 points djeeetyet

    macroplastics and gaseous-plastics too!

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    1 points goldengatevixen

    Mmm.. microplastics.

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  • 1574 points vancityeyes

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    549 points saltytrey

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    91 points HairballTheory

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    58 points imdefinitelywong

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    13 points Taranchulla

    My brother does a perfect Fire Marshall Bill Burns, which was extra hilarious because my dad’s name was Bill Burns. Every time he does it I laugh til I cry.

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    2 points kwillich

    PORK AND BEANS!!

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  • 736 points collector444

    Cod-damn…

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    285 points N1T0_W1T0

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    44 points dishonorable_banana

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    13 points BukkakeBrunchBuffet

    r/dontputyourdickinthat

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    50 points shaka_sulu

    Holy Mackerel

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    23 points Snorknado

    Y'all need to snapper out of it.

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    13 points Muadibe13

    I eat fried fish just for the halibut.

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    10 points thrwaway5362

    I’m gonna tuna out of this conversation

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    6 points chowderbags

    Albacore-nee sometimes, but these puns are just bad.

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  • 593 points TotemRiolu

    Mm yes, yummy melted plastic as the broth...

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    252 points J3musu

    There's plenty of things here to pick at, but it's pretty clear the plastic was removed before heating up the oil.

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    77 points dsconnelly5

    Dunno what video youre watching but that was not pretty clear. I do agree he removed it though

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    15 points ReservedOhioan

    I disagree. I have no reason for this, I just wanna see some beef.

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    3 points AlmostNerd9f

    I agree with this guy.

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    2 points ReservedOhioan

    Hey, fuck you bud

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    1 points TheGrimGriefer3

    You're clearly wrong, though

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    -37 points Yoyo7689

    This just in- hot pans ALSO melt plastic

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    36 points J3musu

    That pan was not hot (or at least not very hot) when he put that oil in.

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    10 points MasterEeg

    I think you can see a little smoke come off the first bottle when he throws it on the pan. So I think the bottle would have been a little singed / melted... Dude is unhinged

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    7 points LordAvan

    I see no smoke. I think what you saw was just the reflection in the metal.

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    10 points MasterEeg

    https://i.redd.it/xuz25odroj6g1.gif

    I tried to highlight the little puff and slow it down... Quality is pretty bad but I can see it

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    11 points LordAvan

    If you look at the first half second of the video, there is a very similar flash of white before he puts anything in. I also don't see anything actually go beyond the rim of the wok. Again, I'm pretty sure it is just the reflection of his movements.

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  • 209 points let-it-rain-sunshine

    I can cook!

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    11 points Brittany5150

    Too late, you've already cooked yourself...

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  • 191 points Natural_Register2299

    He cooked himself

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    28 points hornwalker

    “The cost of success”

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    17 points MagicWDI

    Seasoned perfectly too

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  • 169 points austozi

    That fire could not be safe for him. Was he injured?

    This is extremely unfortunate but also very avoidable. People need to learn about mixing hot oil with water. The water boils and spills the oil everywhere. The oil catches fire and spreads the fire as it overflows. Many a university student learning to cook for the first time have started fires this way in their dorms. All fresher's are warned against using water to put out chip pan fires for the same reason.

    But in this particular case, there's no reason to use that much oil, no reason to hack open the bottles like that, and no reason to be filming this for internet points. If he had just taken a more pragmatic and utilitarian approach to the cooking, this would not have happened.

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    147 points SBJhehe

    There is a longer version of the video where he jumps into the water behind him immediately to put out the flames, and seems to "appear" fine immediately afterwards. Pretty sure he knew it was going to happen, which is why everything was positioned next to the water.

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    41 points scottishdoc

    I feel like even if you jump into water immediately that smoking hot oil is going to do some serious damage the second it touches your skin. I’m just remembering putting fish fillets into a hot deep fryer, those things cook instantly.

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    2 points payment11

    Idk, I used to know a girl that would put zippo lighter fluid on her arm and light it. She said it wouldn’t start to burn until the fuel burned through. She would put it out before it got to that point. But was cool to watch.

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    45 points goddessdragonness

    But how can he karma farm if he doesn’t put himself or others in danger? /s

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    9 points Witty-Association793

    Thank you Mr. Internet Bot

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    5 points austozi

    You're welcome, fellow redditor.

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  • 111 points Firebirdgaming08

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  • 100 points National-Teaching-69

    https://i.redd.it/2rewu38hmf6g1.gif

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    2 points ImWatermelonelyy

    Why is this so crisp

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    1 points National-Teaching-69

    Well done?

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  • 50 points bombbombman

    They cut the part of the video where he backs up into the water and is unharmed, his social media is dedicated to him cooking this way in Brazil.

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    1 points Canada_Dry_official

    Ty I feel a lot better laughing about it knowing I didn't just watch a guy get turned into a well done steak

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  • 19 points canary-in-a-coalmine

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  • 14 points KayJay282

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  • 13 points aal8374

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  • 12 points shane_shorty

    Did not expect that.

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  • 8 points Backstroem

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  • 6 points m0rg76

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  • 5 points grafxguy1

    https://i.redd.it/h41olr1j8g6g1.gif

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  • 5 points n2bndru

    Looks like it got really hot.

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  • 6 points Zaphod392

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  • 5 points _NightmareKingGrimm_

    Instantly saw where this was going

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  • 5 points redditsuckz99

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  • 4 points carlos_fandangos

    But was the fish well cooked/edible in the end? That's my main concern.

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  • 6 points EmptyLittleWanderer

    Bonfire lit

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  • 5 points PantallicA697

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  • 5 points Stock_Surfer

    I shouldn’t be laughing

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  • 5 points ComparisonIcy3709

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  • 4 points UnnaturalGeek

    I mean, he did technically cook the fish...he just cooked everything else as well including himself...

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  • 5 points lp435

    I need a follow up

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  • 3 points Rexxington

    Oil was too hot was the primary reason why this happened, along with this is also why you don't put very wet things like a whole fish into oil like that.

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  • 3 points Red_corvid0409

    And I bet he threw the bottles out into the water

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  • 4 points 5herl0k

    something great about him speaking so assuredly and calmly lowering the fish to create a towering wall of an inferno

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  • 5 points bumbling-bee1

    I love blackened fish.

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  • 3 points Kosmogol999

    Dalshim yoga flame

    https://i.redd.it/lw4n0d84ji6g1.gif

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  • 3 points Kat_Box_Suicide

    The fucking scream. Did that asshole die?

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  • 3 points spartanspy85

    Bro is cooked!

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  • 3 points e_G_G__B_O_i

    https://preview.redd.it/zjfwbzyofh6g1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0583ad556cd3ab46ad70bd2ef8c0b8ea15098804

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    1 points Ok-Astronomer5040

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    My meme now

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  • 2 points Willyzyx

    Oil too cold!

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  • 2 points RoamingTheSewers

    Could this be ai?

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    1 points ToLazyForaUsername2

    It is, he magics an extra bottle out of thin air.

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  • 2 points Weak-Peak1015

    It was the final AHHHHH that got me 😂

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  • 1 points Shielo34

    I mean, technically he did cook the fish. He just may have killed himself in the process.

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  • 1 points LesPolsfuss

    damn autocorrect! you meant “To cook face” right?

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  • 1 points Culebrapato

    "sigan viendo"

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  • 1 points DareDareCaro

    Fry fish friday

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  • 1 points McFlash09

    I’m waiting for the Michael Jackson edit

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  • 1 points LurkHearIzMi

    directed by Michael Bay.

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  • 1 points Impressive_Cut4506

    Dude was opening those bottles like

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  • 1 points TheSerginator

    https://preview.redd.it/6fzuf9x1ch6g1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30517f99b64945260c09696157de515b359818c1

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  • 1 points No-Bat-7253

    Bro eviscerated himself

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  • 1 points Snoo-13087

    The dirt and micro plastics just add flavor

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  • 1 points Modest1Ace

    This is what happens when you don't pat down dry your fish before frying it. Causes grease fires.

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  • 1 points FaithlessnessThen646

    Dudes life changed after that

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  • 1 points sarapatatas

    https://i.redd.it/5mk5fu19kh6g1.gif

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  • 1 points No-Communication9979

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  • 1 points nuclearrmt

    How to open a portal to hell: step 1

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  • 1 points Killingyou_groovily

    Ah yes the classic scalding oil dilemma. Philosophers have been studying this question for years

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  • 1 points Takco

    Attempt?! No

    The fish was definitely cooked

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  • 1 points canuckaudio

    let me tell you something

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  • 1 points archameidus

    He didnt see that coming

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  • 1 points Affectionate-Club725

    Which Diddy Freak Off did this happen at? That is baby oil, yes?

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  • 1 points kaadj

    So how did it taste?!

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  • 1 points wutndafuq

    Destined for failure right after he deep fried that plastic

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  • 1 points DzShowzit

    There’s no way this isn’t ragebait. Whatever country this is may have been a few years behind the ragebait, but now they’ve figured it out

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  • 1 points raeyk06

    damn. bro's cooked.

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  • 1 points Silvedl

    Yes, I’ll have the combustible carcinogen cod please!

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  • 1 points nehoymenoyhoynoy

    bbbwahhhhh

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  • 1 points Vaelthune

    The second bottle he picks up has already melted to the point it's coming out. This is just stupid.

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  • 1 points Bob____Ross______

    I think he needed more oil…

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  • 1 points Intelligent_Bug69

    What in the hell is this rage-cooking‽

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  • 1 points bollitopelon88

    🔥🔥 PAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! 🔥🔥

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  • 1 points BlueRhythmYT

    I was fully expecting him to throw that fish in. Not him opening the gates to hell.

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  • 1 points Mascho__

    He was white before learning how to cook.

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  • 1 points nazh786

    FATALITY!

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  • 1 points CupKitts

    https://preview.redd.it/q6in4nfdyk6g1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43fbf4a010edbde731d1990b519f937bbfa3d0b6

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  • 1 points kwillich

    I meeeeeeeeeean he did cook the fish. He just ALSO cooked himself.

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  • 1 points nightowl_ADHD

    The echo 💀💀💀

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  • 1 points billybobf1

    https://preview.redd.it/u4h1e2wbcl6g1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c7b17a269b5aa5af20feab9d5dacdb018d7bf93

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  • 1 points k0tix

    https://i.redd.it/2h79ollpdl6g1.gif

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  • 1 points Klutchcarbon

    Sabring the cooking oil was not on the thing I’d expected to see in this lifetime

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  • 1 points ChowTimeN

    He on fire!

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  • 1 points Xero_Xay

    I thought he was gonna chop his hand off

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  • 1 points Rm156

    Is it wrong for me to laugh?

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  • 1 points UnhollyGod

    Translation. IM STUPID AF

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  • 1 points Ssander_33

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  • 1 points Stenktenk

    Dude wants macro plastics in his food

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  • 1 points Crispy--Toast

    Ah, Brazil. Never change.

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  • 1 points LikeAnAdamBomb

    Did we just watch a man die?

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  • 1 points MetalFaceAlchemist

    “BAHHHHHHHHHH”

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  • 1 points BiGbrianP_p007

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  • 1 points MiBloodclaatParo

    Cooked himself.. theres salt water for your wounds. 😂😂😂😂😂

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  • 1 points toastybreadmane

    FAHHHHHH

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  • 0 points onicholas21

    This is AI

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  • 0 points bobo-the-dodo

    Ai?

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  • 0 points Tribble9999

    I know it's AI but still...WTF?

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  • -1 points Inuyasha02

    I dont wanna be that guy but is this AI? The water movement and of course the absurdity makes me think that

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