“I need a efficient way to alert ships of my presence” the audible fog horn:

249 points Ass_Incomprehensible

READY YOURSELVES MEN, WE MARCH FOR WAR!

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71 points _waltuh

CHAAAARRGE!!!

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237 points Ripjaw149

Impossibly loud warhorn

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21 points Minimum_Climate7269

GROND ! GROND !

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111 points Simple_Egg5605

WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THAAAAT BROOOO LMFAO

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39 points Suitable_Midnight_72

Low pitched "meow"

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79 points Middle_Club8837

Brace yourselves, the cold is coming

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25 points joemama-is-feef-neef

Move people! It's time to go to work!

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51 points Reasonable_Rip4505

We are being reinforced with a dreadnought

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47 points Banana_Slugcat

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34 points ThatDamnedGuy

Shepard, look out!

The Reaper firing on our position:

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32 points Maxter8002

man i cant wait to get a well nights sleep and wake up at 8 am!

the humble neighbor with a lawn mower at 5 am:

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35 points amon_gus_sus42069

https://preview.redd.it/zsc4drps066g1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9073eeae0d6483962cc186961c188906a13f5a5e

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25 points TobytheBaloon

that’s a slo-mo video, not a timelapse

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16 points Deutscher_Bub

That's not a timelapse, a timelapse would speed up the footage

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11 points The_Last_Fluorican

"man what a nice day, hopefully nothing will land on Earth to ruin this day!"

the nefarious Martian Fighting Machine:

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1 points Brain_lessV2

"Goodness gracious me! What an ugly creature emerging from the cylinder!"

The impending heat ray:

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6 points burger-prince1

HELP MY BELLY HURTS IFBAKFUAKFBAKDB 😭😭😭😭😭

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6 points Current_Ad_5515

"I need a memorable antagonist for my alien invasion movie"

The dread-inducing Tripod:

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7 points stariclouds

Holy fuck this needs more upvotes

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2 points BotellaDeAguaSarrosa

🚢⛴️🛳️🛥️

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