origin of name (nefarious anglerfish didn’t fit by 1 character)
(i.redd.it)
6132 points
r/thehumblecrowbar
How will I ever detect harmful amounts of radiation? The useful Geiger counter:
(v.redd.it)
2697 points
"Making butter out of milk sucks, if only there was a plant whose high-protein seeds I could use to make butter instead." The delectable peanut:
305 points
I wish there was a way to warn people of an approaching train. The humble train whistle
95 points
"Wow, if only there was a way to model a binary gravitational system where the center of mass lies outside the primary celestial body" - The helpful barycentric orbit:
30 points
the grinch:
2159 points
Man, I sure wish I could be transformed into a horrific monstrosity of flesh and bone! The devious Flood Infection Form:
600 points
However will I enjoy passionate sex with my partner without getting her pregnant? The reliable condom:
260 points
I wish there was a way to rapidly move objects using electromagnets. The humble particle accelerator
1240 points
However will I quench this terrible thirst? The refreshing beverage:
643 points
How will I alert other vessels to my presence? The thunderous Fog Horn:
92 points
"I wonder, where am i going to place extra armour on my bomber aircrafts?" the very useful and informative bullet damage diagram:
56 points
wish there was a way to connect my CPU to my motherboard, The humble CPU pin:
(reddit.com)
12 points
I wish i had a tool to aid me in freeing this poor crow, the humble crowbar
8226 points
“I need a efficient way to alert ships of my presence” the audible fog horn:
1966 points
"oh wow it's mating season"
1005 points
ding ding
167 points
“I sure do wish I could use an emoji to show I’m laughing to the point I cry!!” The ever so useful and popular crying while laughing emoji
390 points
We need a guard to prevent the dead from escaping the Underworld! The humble Cerberus:
922 points
"I have finally slain my most loathed rival in this multiplayer-match of Halo: Combat Evolved! However shall I express my disrespect?" The dastardly, disrespectful Teabag:
835 points
Man, i really wish we had a way to connect walls in a way that they always for a square of a rectangle. The humbe right angle:
154 points
If only there were something pretty to have in the background of my photos. The fabulous rug:
371 points
Skin and bones
61 points
The Humble Kamikaze Squadron:
87 points
How will I allow the plane to land without disrupting its aerodynamic shape? The ingenious retractable landing gear:
2148 points