I don’t think so, if we’re being real here he probably spends the vast majority of his wealth on paying prostitutes to give him handjobs. That was probably why he ran for President, it was all just a scheme to raise more handjob money
Nah his stumpy little arms cant reack under that giant guts to reach his cocktail wiener. Thats why he used to buy hookers or just rape his family(something his admitted to under oath by the way).
He probably doesn't need to touch himself, but he definitely touched my heart today when I found out he is making English the official language of the US. ABC news is reporting that government employees were previously conducting business in foreign languages like "Spanish, Chinese, Tagalog, Vietnamese, and Arabic." Kudos to them for accurately reporting how bad this problem has become! And thank you, President Trump. The grown ups are back in charge, finally.
I don’t think so, if we’re being real here he probably spends the vast majority of his wealth on paying prostitutes to give him handjobs. That was probably why he ran for President, it was all just a scheme to raise more handjob money
Donald is cheap. He just makes Ivanka do it for free.
I have 0 opinions on this. Do you want to talk about the One True Donald at all?
His dick probably doesn't even work
He's the only one who'll touch it for free.
Nah his stumpy little arms cant reack under that giant guts to reach his cocktail wiener. Thats why he used to buy hookers or just rape his family(something his admitted to under oath by the way).
Doubt his dick works anymore anyway hes like 74.
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He probably doesn't need to touch himself, but he definitely touched my heart today when I found out he is making English the official language of the US. ABC news is reporting that government employees were previously conducting business in foreign languages like "Spanish, Chinese, Tagalog, Vietnamese, and Arabic." Kudos to them for accurately reporting how bad this problem has become! And thank you, President Trump. The grown ups are back in charge, finally.