• How much of a waste of oxygen you have to be to be incapable of looking good even in your own made up story?

    There is a specific demographic that this story was aimed at.

    We are not that demographic.

    It reminds me of all of the AITA commenters who think you can basically retaliate with any "revenge" and basically be the most petty and immature person as long as the other person wronged you first.

    Really says a lot about them

    That’s it in a nutshell. in this case this imaginary story sounds like it came from AITAH.

    AITA is hot garbage. I had to block their content from appearing in my feed.

  • That's a bitter incel story I've not seen before. They're adapting!

    🤣🤣🤣 I like this!

  • But not badass enough to have uncensored shit.

    If he gets caught swearing again, mom will ground him from the computer. 

    You realise it was drawn over by whoever took the screenshot not whoever made the post

  • As if this incel has ever been to a restaurant that offered caviar and wagyu.

  • It sounds like he hired a professional

  • Back in his day he couldn't even spell Wagyu and probably never heard of it.

  • It would have been easy to give her an impromptu gift.

    Step 1: cut a hole in the box…

    Tis the season after all

    Step 2: Put your junk in the box! 🎵🎶

  • I love how in this made up story he thinks hes being a bad ass for sticking her with the bill, when in reality a traditional "real man" would have actually brought a gift. Even something as small as a flower for her on the first date.

    When I was young and first started dating I remember my dad going "clean the garage ill give you money to bring her flowers so she knows your a gentlemen"

    I think bringing flowers to a first date is a little antiquated. In my experience, second date gifts are a bit more common. My brother got a gag gift and wrapped it on the first date with his now wife. She said she was kinda turned off when she thought it was a genuine gift but she was relieved and laughed when she found out what it was.

    I have to now know what is was!

    A Smirnoff ice. At State schools, there is a thing called "icing" someone. You hand someone a Smirnoff ice and they have to drop to one knee and chug it. Before their second date, my brother went to CVS and bought a Smirnoff ice and a gift bag. She was kinda weirded out at first but when she opened the bag, she understood the assignment and dropped to one knee and chugged it. He didn't know this at the time but her friends know her as the person who will "ice" them. It's actually a really cute story.

    Depends on the situation, the people etc  

    Tbh if she was real and demanded a gift on the first date I'd call it a red flag. Feel like the bill is a bit of an overreaction though

    It's nice of you to bring gifts to your dates. If it's working out for you, then great. However, none of that gives you the right to define what a "real man" is. 

    I wasn't. I was simply using common verbiage of incels as they refer to themselves as "real men" hence the quotation marks.

    Do they? I thought incels usually referred to themselves as subhumans who will never have women attracted to them.

  • She didn't order that food, she's not going to be responsible for it.

    I'm not actually sure what rules would be if you're eating in a pair and then one of you fucks off at paying time

    I don't know, I just read this as he ordered the food and left.

  • He came up with those 'expensive' options? Man's obviously never been to a good restaurant.

  • One of my usual tests of these is how close I have come to experiencing anything like this. I have never had a woman expect a gift on a "first date", and have never heard anyone I know mention bringing gifts on a first date. So the idea that a woman would both expect it, and complain about it, is far from any type of experience I have had.

  • It's hard to express exactly but the word 'greet' ticks me off when telling a story like you're making the interaction sound way too algorithmic and you're overgeneralizing it

  • “Back in my single days”… the term wagyu has been common outside of Japan for like… three years.

  • This dude literally just rattled off some expensive sounding food. The crossover of restaurants whose menu would feature both items is… slim.

    Unless by caviar he means roe, as many Asian establishments that serve A5 may also have dishes topped with roe, although few would ever have it as a standalone dish.

  • For that part--- I've never really "dated" in that type of stereotypical scenario. Maybe I am doing it wrong, but the entire format of "dating" that the hardcore incel types imagine just...isn't something that is a normal way to meet women? Like most women I've met and gone on to a relationship with has been through hanging out in groups, and we already know each other pretty well before we start "dating". And when I have met women other ways, our first date has been something like "go to a coffee shop and chat a bit", not "Go to the most expensive restaurant possible".

  • Nobody who is a “good digger” level character that this fake story is trying to sell, is going to fumble the bag by asking for a gift in such a ham handed way (how rude), when trying to land someone with means who is taking them for a date to a place that serves high end food and the like.

    Whoever posted this reminds me of the men who end up paying women to be with them or whatever. They don’t get how this all actually operates.

    Meanwhile, those who understand healthy dating and aren’t all mad at women, form strong supportive partnerships.

  • I could see that happening. I mean, if a girl is going to be that stuck up, she ain't worth even the date. She should by your time.

  • Once again, Redditors fail to see evident sarcasm.