Oh my god, what a Chad!
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  • 606 points fejobelo

    So, he texted his height from the car while he waited for her? Like, hey, I'm outside and 5'6"

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    113 points NicolesPurpleHair

    Yeah, seems like something they would have covered before he pulled up to her house. 🤣

    Also he didn’t go to the door and just sat in his car when he got there, texting her his height? And then didn’t get out to open the car door for her or greet her or something? He sounds like a great guy!

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    32 points Silvedl

    And somehow she didn’t realize he wasn’t 5’6” while sitting next to him driving?

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    15 points insane_contin

    He has a short torso and long legs.

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    29 points Jazzi-Nightmare

    https://preview.redd.it/q60c3clwwv5g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83837a5009fbefcda6b5038774fcb1090f771401

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    1 points Addicted-2Diving

    Lmao

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  • 511 points Strijkerszoon

    Who is "us" in this story if he's 6'1?

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    158 points ViolentDisregarde

    sh( )rt guys, apparently, since it needs to be censored because...??? Maybe it's "shart guys"?

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    48 points PalatialCheddar

    Shadowheart fandom sticking together

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    8 points Bossmonkey

    Sharters gotta stick together

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    3 points slayden70

    Pretty sure that's what he meant. A bunch of guys, of varying heights, but all with a skidmark from on unexpected shart on the back of their pants.

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    35 points Orillion_169

    Maybe he's short 'down there'?

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    23 points culminacio

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    7 points TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

    Ironically the “giga Chad” used in the post is making the same face. Wonky eyes are the hottest!

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    3 points VivaZeBull

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    11 points truckstop_superman

    He was wearing stilts, those short kings are a crafty lot.

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    12 points Able_Pride_4129

    He forgot about that part of his fantasy

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    1 points One_Equivalent_7031

    Freudian slip lol

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  • 137 points ThatGoob

    "Short" is being censored now? The fuck?

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    62 points MSO-HS

    Men are emotional creatures...

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    4 points RowanWinterlace

    Very... 🤏🤏🤏

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    7 points MSO-HS

    Very tiny tiny tiny penis?

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    2 points Adkit

    Eeew, don't say that word here. /s

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    2 points Luentale

    And "pitied".

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  • 73 points SharpRelationship474

    He said 'us', which means he is short. But when conjuring up a fantasy version of himself he made himself tall, but suuuureee it's women who hate short guys.

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  • 34 points Silvertain

    he identifies as short

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  • 25 points Tenmyth

    It's true, I was the car.

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  • 22 points WowIsThisMyPage

    Why is he saying “us” if he’s 6’1?

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  • 29 points msdos_sys

    What’s the deal with “short kings” and why does that still feel like an insult? You don’t hear about tall, ugly, or fat kings. Who wants to be a “king” of being short?

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    28 points tigm2161130

    They’re so convinced women hate short men that they’re acting like it’s a disability. Like, look at all these “short warriors fighting the good fight” without realizing women hate their personalities, not their height and that women aren’t supposed to be their adversaries.

    Fucking delusional.

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    13 points msdos_sys

    I agree. I’m not a tall person(5’8”) and not conventionally attractive, and it sounds like a cliche, but confidence and knowing how to read a room was what got my foot in the door.

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  • 8 points Danny2Sick

    guys I could have totally gone out with a hot lady who drives a sick sports car, but I didn't because of bro code guys!!! dudes!!! Brooooos!!!

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    2 points wrwise

    Where does it say anything about her driving or a sports car?

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    6 points Danny2Sick

    I just feel like she has a sweet sports car!!

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    3 points MSO-HS

    It's all a fantasy. You can add your own details!

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  • 11 points LongCharles

    He says "for us" at the end regarding short people, but also says he's 6'2. Makes no sense even as it's own story 

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  • 9 points HistoryMonthBut4Wome

    why would someone fantasize about humiliating imaginary women on dates , what a loser

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  • 6 points MeatShield12

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  • 7 points StumbleOn

    This HAS to be satire. I demand it be satire.

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  • 5 points Realistic-Garage-461

    Is he saying shirt kings?   Finally someone is helping out us shirt kings!

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  • 18 points ThatBarbGirl

    I'm so sure she didn't notice the 7 extra inches while getting in the car with him. She's so dedicated to height but didn't notice his seat placement or the distance between his head and the car headliner. Please.

    And, as a 6' tall woman, I prefer my men taller. Not because of them, but because of me. So I understand some of the frustrations of shorter men, just like I get frustrated to be such a tall woman. But I don't make it the center of my life and just make up random stories about being some kind of victim.

    I'm a victim of shopping for long enough jeans, that's about it. 🤷🏻‍♀️ You get what you get and you work with it. Grow up, dude.

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    8 points wrwise

    That's not a comparable example. You're the one limiting your dating options in it not the opposite gender

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    1 points ThatBarbGirl

    I agree. Like I said, it's a me thing, not a them thing. But, I also came to this decision after being rejected by many shorter (5'9-5'10) men who told me I was "too tall." And that they were uncomfortable with someone that "made them feel short." Eventually, I'd just find people my height or taller so the entire thing wasn't an issue anymore. My husband is also 6.'

    But it still comes down to working with the hand your dealt. Shorter men all over the world find people. Becoming bitter, lashing out and making up ridiculous stories it isn't helping their "cause." If anything, it makes them seem weaker, which, I suppose, is the exact thing they're trying to avoid. I'd wager any man bitching that being short is his only challenge to not being in a relationship is probably neglecting to acknowledge the plethora of other issues he has. Including the fact that he's clearly hung up on height and doesn't like himself.

    We can't help our height. Complaining and being bitter just makes you a miserable asshole that people don't want to be around.

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  • 2 points s0rtajustdrifting

    And then everyone clapped

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  • 2 points -Miss-Atomic-Bomb-

    I’ll say the same thing I do whenever I read one of these stupid posts. I’m 5’9 and my partner is 5’ exactly, it’s not your height that women are finding repugnant, it’s everything else about you.

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    2 points MSO-HS

    Honestly? I'd love to have a 5' boytoy boyfriend.

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    2 points -Miss-Atomic-Bomb-

    It’s so funny, because we have a pretty “traditional” dynamic, with one major difference being I always have the option to just, pick him up and move him somewhere else if I every feel like it, hahaha.

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    2 points MSO-HS

    That sounds delightful. I'm so happy for you. <3

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  • 5 points officalSHEB

    Why does the chad look like Kash Patel?

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  • 1 points -Tetsuo-

    ……what?

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  • 1 points ilikecatsoup

    Why is short and pitied censored lmao

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  • 1 points DummyDumDragon

    As a shorter man myself, I support the #NoTallMen movement

    /s

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  • 1 points pygmymetal

    The guy in the picture looks cross eyed

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  • 1 points Shurdus

    No one would even care if this were true.

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  • 1 points FlyingScotsman42069

    6'1 and call themselves a short king. ("Did it for us")

    If that's not a slip in their obvious lie, I don't know what is.

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  • 1 points Original_Salary_7570

    I've never actually met a woman who is that concerned with height. Most women I know at least just want a man who is kind and bonus points if he showered... Is this height fixation an American thing or is it just some incel torp that exists exclusively in manosphere

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    2 points mamibukur

    bonus points if he showered

    🤢 why would you call basic hygiene a "bonus" 😭

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  • 1 points Sea-Breaz

    Ok, fella.

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  • 1 points Fluid_Map_1098

    "short kings, I did this for us". So he's admitting he's short and not actually 6'1"

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  • 1 points Bitter-Leek1581

    What kind of date starts, continues, and ends all with you not getting out of the car?

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  • 1 points z4kk_DE

    This is hopefully ragebait. Or it is beyond pathetic.

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  • -1 points Apprehensive-Pop-201

    Like that's his picture.

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