Even the way OP describes the construction company sounds fucking weird. An office manager, their own office, and a front desk girl? Not to mention multiple office women? What are they all doing?
He actually has to drive 20 over the speed limit in residential areas because when women see him driving while they are walking their dogs, they start throwing themselves at his car trying to get in.
Man's watched one too many pornos. And I bet he ain't married.
Was just gonna say, this isn’t a Lifetime Movie fantasy, this is straight up porn. Hahaha!
The plot twist is that the office manager was a retired bricklayer called Andy
Andy was a civilized fella
Bro thinks he is in a harem anime
Even the way OP describes the construction company sounds fucking weird. An office manager, their own office, and a front desk girl? Not to mention multiple office women? What are they all doing?
longing for his touch 😩
I loled
He took the plot from a brazzer’s video.
Girls! Guys! That means we all still have a chance with this imaginary dude!
He actually has to drive 20 over the speed limit in residential areas because when women see him driving while they are walking their dogs, they start throwing themselves at his car trying to get in.
And don't even get me started on the used panties I see adorning my patio every evening when I return from work.
I know this happened because it happens to me all the time.
woof wooffffffffff!
He must have worn Axe by mistake