Well that was easy

416 points Snoo_72851

This doesn't belong on this sub, in this case the "thanks I'm cured" is literal (they lifted the curse)

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139 points Square_Ad4004

Can confirm, the curse is lifted.

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41 points watchmything

Can also confirm. I can't even remember having a curse so it's super gone now.

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20 points Atreigas

The curse was dementia. You can now remember things.

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7 points Realised_

I wish..

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15 points Shantotto11

Did you not catch the Satire tag?

(My curse is not reading the full comment before replying, so I don’t think it worked.)

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20 points Fhoxyd22

But had yours been lifted?

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32 points Snoo_72851

yea

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1 points glimmeronfire

Can confirm; I was in a panic cycle at work and suddenly I’m fine after seeing this.

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1 points Gloomy-Note8034

Can confirm. I have no more curse, only sad, but no curse.

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127 points Count_buckethead

https://preview.redd.it/7be2f97i666g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a0cf90a970a8aceeebd9f56dc1d003bf724d76e

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127 points kwenlu

Thanks, curse breaking chicken

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28 points InSearchOfGreenLight

If there was ever an animal to break a curse, it would be a chicken lol

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5 points weird-mostlygoodways

Here some corn for your kindness. Thank you

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2 points Atelene

I think a snail would be a better curse-breaker

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1 points InSearchOfGreenLight

How come?

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2 points Atelene

🐌

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109 points Own_Ambition2637

OP mad that they didn't get their curse lifted

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14 points orange-shoe

maybe they’re mad the curse DID get lifted

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46 points REDDITSHITLORD

The contract is sealed. Farewell, human.

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12 points badchefrazzy

Thank you u/REDDITSHITLORD

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35 points That-Employment-5561

Such a nice cock.

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11 points archiekane

Must be a nudist beach.

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3 points That-Employment-5561

Or a beach. Any beach. That's not in the US of A.

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39 points Cheesebruhgers

What curse

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39 points Phantom_Prius

That's the fun part: we don't know

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28 points SunnyImy

The one you got for not forwarding that one picture on Facebook to 10 other people

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9 points Square_Ad4004

You know. The curse.

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5 points DraconicDreamer3072

part of lifting it is forgetting about it

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4 points NatuFabu

Exactly! You don't have it anymore.

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4 points No_Cupcake_8228

Obviously the ….uh…. chicken curse?

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6 points _Xsill_

Yes, can confirm, it’s the chicken curse. The chicken that’s been following me around for the past decade is finally gone.

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1 points Superhobbyless

Don't look at this chicken curse

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11 points SouthernStarTrails

Really? It was that easy all along?

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7 points rci22

Should’ve gotten a magic cock sooner smh

All this time….

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9 points badchefrazzy

Thank you Chicken. I needed that.

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8 points AbsurdBeanMaster

Idk, I kinda needed this today. I felt a funny feeling washing over me when I read that.

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4 points One-Nation-50

THE CURSE IS LIFTED

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9 points Cryin_r_n

It’s not that simple, but I love messages like these. It feels like a friend who is always positive and seemingly never really gone through what you are, but they’re here to support you however they can. I like having a balance of hope and reality.

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7 points MrFoxwell_is_back

Let's pretend it works UwU

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6 points redditbot_64375

Thankyou oh wise emu of magic 7

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4 points IvanTheTerrible69

Why the unsolicited 🐓pic?

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4 points InternationalTrain48

Not so fast, my buddy!

https://preview.redd.it/xmvhl11va86g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae397635a29d6cd4f26cda718481c27a441b2ff2

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4 points AkaruLyte

…I was cursed?

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13 points Natural1forever

That's a joke, buddy.

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2 points 4pigeons

read the tag

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1 points Natural1forever

Oh

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4 points gergobergo69

wow thanks I'm cured

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2 points Blazypika2

oh, thank god, was looking to get rid of that curse for a while now. now, what about the other 2?

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2 points scbalazs

Thank you, oh great Beach Cock

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2 points JustAMan3215

I mean, the curse IS lifted, so if nothing changed for you, it wasn't the curse that screwed you over

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2 points lollipop-guildmaster

What. That was my emotional support curse, lady. Put it back!

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2 points Venushoneymoon

Actually, I need this so I’ll believe it. There was a healing.

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2 points mlenh

Hooray!

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2 points ConsiderationSame919

This one might be the epitome of this sub's tendency to take stuff online too literally

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2 points TheInternetTookEmAll

Omg thank you chicken god

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2 points Aromatic_Housing_536

It’s 10:52 PM couldn’t you have come any earlier?

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2 points 4pigeons

i'm cursing you again, you're welcome

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2 points Immediate_Song4279

Which curse?

https://preview.redd.it/i9hfczms776g1.png?width=315&format=png&auto=webp&s=29650d048db83ed084f8dad7b582bef69fdd55a5

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1 points podun

I wished

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1 points GrapeDoots

This is just as helpful as most of the memes that show up here

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1 points Vigg0D143

Just one?

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1 points blightedfreckles

Thank you blessing chicken.

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1 points IamREBELoe

Oh good

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1 points kpz29119734

THE CURSE ISNT LIFTED, I am still suffering

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1 points Fantastic_Fox_9497

Have you tried returning the slab?

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1 points International-Try467

Except literally.

Had a fucking curse where I had to use light mode forever.

Of course that curse was stupid because I always used light mode way before the curse.

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1 points Nite7678

Thank you

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1 points WhoRoger

I've seen it twice today. Now the curse is back.

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1 points ShokaLGBT

What if I cook and eat the magic un-curse chicken??

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1 points Atreigas

Thank you, dear chicken. Now that the curse of paralysis is gone I can finally go back to CONQUERING THE WHOLE WORLD MWUAHAHAHAHAHA

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1 points PhoenixTempGuard

Damnit! I liked that curse! Give it back! 😭😭😭

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1 points eightdirt

Thank youuuuuu🎉

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1 points ARDACCCAC

Ay thanks man appreciate it

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1 points malcolmreyn0lds

Lads, check your bank account.

I suddenly have money.

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1 points Beautiful-Comment162

Finally

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1 points astralseat

Opens brain to check

Nah, it's still there

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1 points Proud_Performer_8456

Ive been freed from my shackles. World beware

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1 points Supadopemaxed

Thank you! Hank you so much…

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1 points Alarmed_Box1253

Thanks, i needed that after witnessing some r/comedycemetery posts

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1 points BunnyGalHarriet

Oh that's great news! Which one?

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1 points Krsst14

I had to very suddenly put my dog down yesterday. She and my other dog are the only thing holding me together at all. The curse is only getting worse.

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1 points arachnids-bakery

You leave the curse-lifting chicken alone >:(

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1 points Bubbly_Extreme4986

Thanks

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1 points BackgroundTotal2872

Dang. No more curse!

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1 points Androzanitox

Thanks

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1 points Furrymanirl

The curse...it is a lack of luck...? Lemme go gamble rq (In a game, I mean)

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1 points coderman64

The curse is "lifted"?

Aw dang it. Not agai- falls into the sky

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1 points holycorpse-revived

Thanks I'm cursed

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1 points DrHarby

Thanks, this cured me

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1 points Tiny_Profile_7681

Finally…

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1 points SickCursedCat

If this is another lie hoo boy I’m gonna be angry

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1 points Dobako

Good job, Big D

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1 points KandyShopp

Does this mean…IVE BEATEN THE GAME!?!

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1 points HeinzDoofenshmirtz17

One of them? Clearly it wasn't the one I wanted, I still look like a guy >:(

I want my money back

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1 points OrcaAugust05

Thank you

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1 points UnlimitedCalculus

I'm glad I sent that chain letter to 10 people. The alternative was incurable impotence.

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1 points Legitimate-Stuff9514

Thank you

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1 points Eranos221

it tried to free you from the game

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1 points Halpmezaddy

How does cock on the beach help me???

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1 points mlenh

Sandy cock

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0 points InSearchOfGreenLight

It is fucking not. This will just continue to get worse

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