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  • 429 points ntoxin8

    Guys watch urself we got a pro pyro over here… disgusting

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  • 370 points Heavyraincouch

    An ubercharged Pyro with a crit Phlogistinator is terrifying

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    38 points stankboxers

    airblast them and hope for the best

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  • 253 points RazeZa

    Most skilled phlog gameplay

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    -22 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    26 points JSBL_

    absolutely not lol

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    -13 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    10 points Long-Support-8489

    cringe...

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    -3 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    13 points resell_enjoy6

    Ok, and?

    Edit: He deleted his comment before I could reply lol. He was mad about our names being default adjective noun number names.

    Ermm ackshually 🤓☝️ neither of our names are noun adjective number names.

    Long is an adjective and support is either a noun or a verb.

    Resell is a verb and enjoy is also a verb.

    So, ackshually calling our names default noun adjective number names is factually incorrect.

    /Unnerd

    My name isn't even a default name. I randomly generated two words and a number.

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    2 points MintyBarrettM95

    wtf they'd say to the point of being so pathetic they had to call out your usernames???

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  • 39 points PK-Mittenspy2703

    I wish I had this luck for when I'm attempting to complete that damn Phlog contract. -_-

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  • 80 points HyperMighty

    Hoo doo more like poo poo

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  • 142 points Gravitywave_42

    Valve, please make it impossible to target Phlog Pyros with the Medigun while they have crits.

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    55 points ntoxin8

    Thats actually a good idea, not even mini crits would balance that as much

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    18 points Logical-Pirate-4044

    Literally just airblast or loose cannon or lvl 3 or run away or… like yes it’s strong but it’s not that busted

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    49 points Gravitywave_42

    Pretty sure that if your in airblast range he can disintegrate you instantly - and not many Demos that aren't using the Cannon can switch to it.

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    -12 points Logical-Pirate-4044

    I can usually get off 2 before dying. Anyways point being- this only stomps on pubs where no one is bothering to deal with it

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    20 points deino1703

    pubs are the entire game lmfao?

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    -7 points Logical-Pirate-4044

    Sorry I meant like casual vs community

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    1 points Zestyclose_Comment96

    Bitch this is the casual community

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    10 points PM_Me_Pikachu_Feet

    "But not busted" proceeds to whipe out an entire team while a heavy would kill 3 and the rest make it back into spawn, and soldier or demo would have to eventually reload

    Phlog pyro uber *consistently* on a majority of chokepoints is just a simple team whipe

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    -6 points Logical-Pirate-4044

    Listen if youre having trouble against an airblast free pyro it’s genuinely a skill issue

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    5 points RealLotto

    The dreaded Scorch Shot:

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    1 points Used_Weight_357

    Ya but getting jumped by Uber crit phlog is a good way to lose half your team. Soldier and demo have limited clip size , heavy minigun isn’t AoE so some teammates are spared if they hide fast enough.

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    6 points King-Of-Hyperius

    I would gladly accept this as a debuff if it meant the return of the full heal on taunt.

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    3 points Gravitywave_42

    I'd say that if that was added, it should also erase overheal - basically, you always come out with 175 hp.

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    -1 points Orange-Goose

    And while they're at it, have them stop flare gun/scorch shot damage from filling up the Phlog bar

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    1 points RedstoneEnjoyer

    Nah, that would make phlog completely dogshit to use. Just nerf scorch shot and 90% of braindead pocketed phlogs are gone

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    -1 points Gravitywave_42

    I really don't think Flares are the issue with the Phlog - if they didn't charge it, it would be pretty much useless.

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    7 points Orange-Goose

    I think it would at least stop people from spamming flare gun shots from spawn until they get it fully charged, in which there's almost no risk of dying before deploying it.

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    1 points Gravitywave_42

    Honestly, I don't think that's a problem - the Phlog's crits aren't that big of a deal. Sure, they do a lot of damage, but if you want to get more than a couple of kills with it you're going to need to either do a pretty good flank or predict when the enemies are going to push, and that isn't as easy as it seems.

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    1 points Orange-Goose

    That's true, but I've played against pyros who just spammed scorch shots from a safe distance with a Medic pocketing them, and then charge in with both full crits and invulnerability every minute or so. It's very hard to stop them unless your entire team is aware of them doing so, which they usually aren't.

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    1 points Gravitywave_42

    Yes, but that's an issue with Ubered Phlog pushes.

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    1 points Orange-Goose

    True, but my point is that even if Medics couldn't uber phlog pyros, pyros would probably still spam flaregun/scorch shots from across the map to safely build their phlog charge. That combined with having enough health to shrug off a single uncharged headshot or fully charged bodyshot makes them even more annoying and unfun to play against than Snipers already are.

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    1 points Gravitywave_42

    Yes, but I don't think that's overpowered - it's just annoying to play against. It's kind of like Gunslinger engies with the Frontier Justice leaving minis everywhere - annoying, sure, but they aren't winning games.

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    -32 points LetsEatToast

    thats a terrible idea. they should better balance phlog than nerf medic.

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    24 points breichart

    How does that nerf medic? It's the same effect either way.

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    31 points ArkuhTheNinth

    That isn't a nerf to medic what are you on about?

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    15 points Gravitywave_42

    The Phlog isn't that bad on its own - even with the crits, it's not nearly as brain-dead as people make it out to be (at least, not if the enemy team isn't awful). It's when you have Uber as well that it becomes ridiculous.

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    12 points ntoxin8

    Phlog is ridiculous in payload maps since lots of them have tight spaces

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    1 points Marisa_Nya

    This sub is ridiculous

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  • 26 points Lemmiwinks_Gerbil_K

    i love how heavy can't be given a way to go fast without passively losing health and being stuck in melee and yet, pyro can get a way to get on demand kritz for the price of losing airblast.

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    9 points InTheStuff

    we need the heavy update

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  • 11 points AcceptableStress8611

    phlog clips going 200+ likes in 2025

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  • 63 points Opii-i

    Local man holds wm1 and thinks he did something

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  • 33 points catsoup_photo

    I could only imagine your dopamine levels when you were doing all that lmao

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    7 points ntoxin8

    I don’t mind getting w+m1, flare fun, airblasting everything, but this… this… scares me

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  • 8 points emo_boy_fucker

    This is why you should use the vaccinator

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  • 14 points PhoenixDaFur

    Watching it on reddit, im like "that's so cool" But if I was on the enemy team I'd 100% throwing slurs at the Phlog pyro

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  • 43 points Liquid-Fire

    The worst kind of tf2 player

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  • 25 points Economy_League5695

    "why do people hate the pyro"

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  • 6 points BronyNoob

    Casual wasn't ready for this

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  • 6 points jellohmeta

    If I die to a phlog or find out a pyro is using it, I'm going vax medic.

    No fun for you Pyro.

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  • 12 points Woofes

    I hate the phlog for this reason specifically.

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  • 4 points Practical_Desk_2656

    that medic accepts his fate by taunting

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    2 points PowerPad

    Sometimes, you know you’re going to die, so why not taunt?

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  • 8 points catmustbeloved

    The dopamine mightve given you an orgasm atp

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  • 15 points Chow3NBY

    Nearly 30 straight seconds of holding m1 lmao

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  • 17 points FlashyLashy900

    This is some prime fatherless behavior

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  • 7 points MrMellowMellow

    I can only imagine how fun this was for the enemy team! No dopamine release for me

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  • 4 points Gamesofmax

    Ok two things

    One… dear god I wish my time with the phlog as a phlog hating pyro was like this.

    Two… that medic accepted his fate when he saw the uber.

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  • 8 points Next_Past_2705

    Dopamine

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  • 12 points Eliteal_The_Great

    lol a streak like this is once in a blue moon nice

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    -3 points Moist-Tailor-766

    blue moon as in the update?

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  • 2 points TimeForWaluigi

    ITT: Salt

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  • 2 points regeya

    This is why I hate this map

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  • 2 points CrazyTechWizard96

    Pyro: Hold My Beer.

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  • 7 points chowder908

    You get shit like this and pyro mains will still tell you

    "GuYs ThE pHlOg iS pErFecTlY bAlAnCEd"

    The point of the phlog is you give up defense for more offense but what's the fucking point of that downside when u can have a medic up your ass all game and spam the scorch.

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  • 5 points Sjeverko

    Still time to delete this btw

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  • 3 points Fazer2

    <laughs through the gas mask>

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  • 5 points DrawnTo_Life

    God damn satisfying

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  • 2 points Relative-Agency-1050

    Casual once again working as intended. Cant wait to requeue cuz half of enemy team left.

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  • 1 points BirbInTF2

    I Heart Skill

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  • 1 points NuLmil

    I love phlog

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  • 1 points Tuzzeee

    Goldrush in a nutshell

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  • 1 points ArtieGX

    I creamed

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  • 1 points MythrilCetra

    Holy shit… it’s Pyro borne

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  • 1 points malvar161

    this is what happens when you build momentum and don't have to reload

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  • 1 points Ars_Lunar

    Why was the red medic just taunting 😭

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  • 1 points Blackhawk_Talon

    Credit to that medic

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  • 1 points VerdiiSykes

    TF2 try not to give the Phlog pyro a free kill challenge

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  • 1 points Quack-Zack

    tbh that mmph pop was a little ballsy and you almost got juggled, medic the mvp for ubering you and allowing you to push in without dying.

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  • 1 points CzarTwilight

    That sniper. Gone reduced to atoms

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  • 1 points Rising_Thunderbirds

    Absolutely diabolical. I know you enjoyed yourself.

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  • 1 points CyrusTheWise

    FIRE!!!!

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  • 1 points Soapbarnun

    Perfect

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  • 1 points BlueTexBird

    Ur so good man.

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  • 1 points Bobbe22

    I can hear the arcade announcer saying: M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!!

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  • 1 points HackedPasta1245

    Buildings can’t get crits, bunker down with wrangler and pray they don’t target you as the engie

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  • 1 points Holler97

    I remember when valve kept buffing the phlog for some reason. It genuinely made me stop playing the game and moved on to their competitor at the time.

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  • 1 points SirRis42

    Mr. President, a second Mmmph taunt has hit the team.

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  • 1 points WpG_Piter05

    Why this is so satisfying to watch

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  • 1 points townstar

    Haha. Phlog Pyro go BURRRRRRRRRRRR

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  • 1 points Jevano

    I just look at players like this as desperate. They see they're losing and pull the uber + phlog combo

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  • 1 points nobughar

    Hey its a phlog but atleast its not SCORCH SHOT PHLOG COMBO.

    Detonator is fun and i dont mind phlog with it, actually takes skill with flares to charge mmmph.

    And the fact that medic ubered you is because phlog is magnet for medics - makes sense ez uber ez kills ez win.

    My fav class to uber is actually pyro, phlog or not if the pyro is good its better than heavy or even soldier

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  • 1 points xxcakesxx

    Dose it take "skill" hell if I know hit sounds just give my monkey brain the dopamine drip it's needs

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  • 1 points ShockDragon

    I didn’t need ears anyway

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  • 1 points Fansuki

    did you know that if you stand on player's heads while phlog taunting you can cancel the animation and get a bit of the uber invuln while saving some time on the mmph

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  • 1 points Scarletdex

    Guys, look at this new TF2 exploit I found. It will make your father leave the family really quick

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  • 1 points Sample_text108

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  • 0 points superawesomerizzler

    Holding m1 into amoebas i wish this was my everyday pub

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  • 1 points Super_Trexation

    Phlog is life

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  • 1 points LemonWaluigi

    Pogstinator

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  • 1 points The_Orange_Gear

    Peak Pyro gameplay.

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  • 1 points Salieriia

    Great clip. Don't mind the salt fest in the comments

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  • 0 points name_051829407715

    phlog crit melts every merc like a cheese getting incinerated by a blowtorch with searing head attached

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  • -20 points TheEnderDen27

    And that’s the reason why pyro considered such a low skill class.

    And you’re part of it.

    If you think that brainless W+M1 rush was any skillful playoff, shame on you

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    19 points Eliteal_The_Great

    OP didn't say this was skill, you're projecting your thoughts onto this clip

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    11 points Realistic-Repeat-586

    So like did a pyro main eat your dog or something

    I am scary Jolly ghost

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    -9 points TheEnderDen27

    God dammit I AM A PYRO MAIN

    I have equal playtime on engie and pyro

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    5 points Realistic-Repeat-586

    With that piece of info let me rephrase

    did a fellow pyro main eat your dog or something

    I am scary jolly ghost

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    4 points Isoleri

    Why do you sign your messages like old school forums?

    Not that I'm complaining, it's actually kinda cute

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    5 points thegoobster2

    did a spy type this

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    -7 points TheEnderDen27

    A pyro main.

    I have equal playtime on engineer and pyro

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    5 points kchanidol

    Hahahahahaha How Is W+M1 Real Like Just Walk Away From The Pyro Hahahahahaha Just Close Your Eyes Hahahahahaha

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    2 points Remarkable-Stand3306

    dude i just played pyro just 1 time and you're calling me a brainless W+M1 player???

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    3 points Remarkable-Stand3306

    thus i don't even play pyro that much

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    0 points TheEnderDen27

    Yeah. Thats pretty obvious.

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    -8 points ntoxin8

    Yeah, every pyro that does this play around that they never said it was skillful or anything, they all just have some kind of childhood trauma to abuse this “playstyle” for some reason 90% of the community silently agrees that its a dignity thing whether to use it or not

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  • -1 points Miser2100

    Holy fuck dude that's fucked up.

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