I just felt my vagina hang up a ‘sorry we’re closed’ sign and zip shut. He looks like that gross guy who thought he was a lady’s man in high school but in reality he was a huge creepy loser and still works at the gas station.
In other words he looks like a guy named Todd (no offense to any Todds who turned out to be decent people. Really it says more about the quality of parenting from people most likely to name their son "Todd" than it does you)
I was thinking Kyle or Braydon. Oh god I bet he still has the necklace made of rainbow monster pull tabs but his manager at the gas station (because of course he’s not manager after 10+ years) doesn’t want him to wear it anymore. Not because it’s against a dress code it’s just cringe already.
Imagine learning ilustración and design, practicing it for years to improve it, only to end up using your gift to make stupid, dumb, bad taste partisan doodles
I think it's suppose to be random and underwear is kind of funny in a PG but being kind of naughty kind of way. Like an episode of Animaniacs could probably make it work as a throw away line where you aren't suppose to really think about it much.
I remember many years ago I came across a lot of neo-nazi and alt-right comics. On more than one occasion, often enough for me to notice, I saw that they seemed to think that something like a bare man’s ass was knee-slappingly hilarious.
The “humor” was often very juvenile in that way and I think it’s because these people are deeply uncomfortable with sex or anything adjacent to sex. Underwear as depicted in this comic is expected to evoke an outrageous reaction. It’s supposed to be a scandal.
For most of ancient Egyptian history you had to have a dick to be Pharaoh. If the Pharaoh didn't have one they'd wear a fake one for ceremonial purposes.
Ornow that I think about it, that might have been beards. Maybe both.
As opposed to Republicans who are permanently angry. Which explains posts like this! I am neither by way before you start typing your diatribe on my bias
Dyes have been available for quite some time before her reign and she did have access to silk and cotton - and definitely the means to get what she wanted. The unhistoric part is that panties weren't a thing yet.
Artist have always been more "liberal" or open minded or however you want to call it. So its not really surprising that a group of people full of hate towards anything that doesnt fit their image of "a human" arent very artisic.
Should I make the word balloons come out of their mouths? Naw that’s extra work, I’ll just have the tails pointing at their foreheads and eyes, my audience won’t notice, they’re dumb.
"... Dude, can you not bring up your weird political biases for five fucking minutes and just let us appreciate the historical find we just made? Is that too much to ask?"
I dont understand this logic. Isn't the maggats always blathering on about people's bathroom experiences and books they like to burn? They are constantly mad at the world and it's everybody's fault but theirs.
This is a terrible joke wrapped in a terrible joke. This literally makes me want to ingest bleach so I never have to possibly see another thing as terrible as this ever again
u/He_of_turqoise_blood, your post is truly terrible!
What pervert came up with this?
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Ah, a face that says "keep your fifteen-year-old daughter away from me!"
Youth pastor vibes
Screams "Praise him" at climax
What?
SHUT UP! Praise him, praise him..
and your 8 year old son
Yep, pretty sure age is the only quality he cares about.
Look ragging on someone for their comics is fine, but looks you're born with should remain off limits. Plenty of other things to shit on.
Somehow he looks exactly how I expected him to and not how I expected at all at the same time.
I couldn’t have guessed the exact features but 100% matches the “I am a loud and proud Christian alpha male who rapes kids” vibe I expected
I just felt my vagina hang up a ‘sorry we’re closed’ sign and zip shut. He looks like that gross guy who thought he was a lady’s man in high school but in reality he was a huge creepy loser and still works at the gas station.
In other words he looks like a guy named Todd (no offense to any Todds who turned out to be decent people. Really it says more about the quality of parenting from people most likely to name their son "Todd" than it does you)
I was thinking Kyle or Braydon. Oh god I bet he still has the necklace made of rainbow monster pull tabs but his manager at the gas station (because of course he’s not manager after 10+ years) doesn’t want him to wear it anymore. Not because it’s against a dress code it’s just cringe already.
Todd is basically the Gen X version of those names
It's good that his artistic talents and sense of humor saved him from that mundane fate /s
Finally, someone who would actually look a little less creepy with a perv stache
He may not have a perv stashe on his lip but he has one in his heart
Holy shit, he looks like one of his ugly cartoons. His art style made no sense until now.
He's actually going for hyperrealism.
Is his mouth really that tiny?
Yeah, can you believe he chose that mouth? What a dork.
What the shit is that coming out the back of his neck? It looks like a merkin salad.
He loks straight out of a registry
He looks like Tim Allen if he was a sex offender
Why does he look like the word australian
Guarantee this dude diddles minors.
Leisure Suit
LarryToddDamn, someone really hit the randomizer button when making his character.
He looks like a Logan Bogan who isn't allowed within a hundred metres of any school in the country
Bro looks like he came straight from the 80s
"You're very mature for your age"
This explains so much.
You can run a whole marathon in this guys forehead
Todd Schowalter
No going to lie, I thought this was AI at first and then I noticed the signature.
Still not 100% convinced but that tracks for these days
Imagine learning ilustración and design, practicing it for years to improve it, only to end up using your gift to make stupid, dumb, bad taste partisan doodles
I don't know who he is but I know who he voted for.
Republicans are so painfully unfunny. The scenario and the dialogue are so fucking weird, and all for a shitty punchline
And creepy. Why does the “rare object” have to be a dead woman’s panties?? What’s the joke there?
It’s all manufactured scarcity too, I bet you could find a bunch of dead women’s underwear if you actually looked
"I guess you're gonna miss the-"
produces shovel
"-panty raid."
Queen Cleopatara was notorious for not wearing panties.
Especially in the cartoonist 's closet
He does kinda seem like one of those guys
I think it's suppose to be random and underwear is kind of funny in a PG but being kind of naughty kind of way. Like an episode of Animaniacs could probably make it work as a throw away line where you aren't suppose to really think about it much.
I might be able to offer some insight here.
I remember many years ago I came across a lot of neo-nazi and alt-right comics. On more than one occasion, often enough for me to notice, I saw that they seemed to think that something like a bare man’s ass was knee-slappingly hilarious.
The “humor” was often very juvenile in that way and I think it’s because these people are deeply uncomfortable with sex or anything adjacent to sex. Underwear as depicted in this comic is expected to evoke an outrageous reaction. It’s supposed to be a scandal.
It’s weak and dated.
Ahhh
Cool how the archaeologists built a camp fire though. But oh no! They both wore the same nonsense outfit.
I think the “joke” (and I use the term very loosely) is that people in ancient Egypt, Cleopatra included, didn’t wear panties
you're overthinking it.
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Cleo-snatch-a is funnier. Apologies.
I think they were trying implied that cleopatra slept around a lot, so finding their underwear around would be rare since they would not have it?
also, did ancient people even have these kind of underwear to begin with?
They're the ones most offended by everything.
Lack of imagination and obsession on being a shit person for the sake of it.
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Why would Cleopatra's underwear have a fold in the front?
The artist has never seen women’s underwear, which is unsurprising.
For most of ancient Egyptian history you had to have a dick to be Pharaoh. If the Pharaoh didn't have one they'd wear a fake one for ceremonial purposes.
Ornow that I think about it, that might have been beards. Maybe both.
Dick-beard
Pro tip: If you trim your dick-beard…
Cleopatrans
Why do they appear to be melting? Why is the other guy doing jazz hands?
I don’t even get this one. What’s the joke? Are we transvestigating Cleopatra now?
It's not really about Cleopatra, it's just about how liberals are so miserable that a happy one is rarer than Cleopatra's underwear.
He says, miserably, while drawing another about the people he hates.
Yeah Im trying really hard to make sense of the joke but nope
there isn't really a joke. it's more just a statement.
Yeah nothing says happiness like fixating on a group of people that you blatantly hate.
Tonights comic: The writers barely disguised fetish
i mean i am unhappy a lot of the time but not because i’m left leaning!!
I'd say there's a correlation. We're unhappy because we have class consciousness and we're aware of the injustices perpetrated by the system
Republicans hunting for used underwear - yep, that tracks.
As opposed to Republicans who are permanently angry. Which explains posts like this! I am neither by way before you start typing your diatribe on my bias
Coming from the group that thrives on fear and hate 24/7.
Projection yet again.
The reason I am unhappy is because I constantly have to deal with a world built by morons like this guy.
Also, why is that guy doing jazz hands?
Are these characters meant to be looking excited? Or is the dead eyes part of the story
They just really don't want to be in this comic, but they can't find any other work.
Wouldn't they have been linen? Those look nylon. Also, dye would have been very difficult to get, no?
True, but you're putting much more thought into this comic than Todd did.
You have to look at it from the position of somebody who doesn't have a brain.
Much like Cleopatra(Today)!
Dyes have been available for quite some time before her reign and she did have access to silk and cotton - and definitely the means to get what she wanted. The unhistoric part is that panties weren't a thing yet.
This is embarrassingly low-effort. The right is sorely lacking in talent when it comes to art and humor.
Artist have always been more "liberal" or open minded or however you want to call it. So its not really surprising that a group of people full of hate towards anything that doesnt fit their image of "a human" arent very artisic.
Everything about this sucks. I can’t believe you can be a professional artist and think this is acceptable.
That scoffing, exasperated, world-weary smirk/frown on the “smart” observer guy in these things enrages me.
What a contrived setup for such a terrible punchline. This may be the worst joke I’ve ever seen
They were trying to come up with something "rare" and that's what they chose?
Should I make the word balloons come out of their mouths? Naw that’s extra work, I’ll just have the tails pointing at their foreheads and eyes, my audience won’t notice, they’re dumb.
Some of the most miserable people ive known. And gross
Yeah… how dare you not be fully content with the state of society?
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Maybe if we had a decent government and half the country wasn't on fire we'd be happy.
"... Dude, can you not bring up your weird political biases for five fucking minutes and just let us appreciate the historical find we just made? Is that too much to ask?"
Considering liberals are trying to fix the world, yeah it's kind of understandable to be upset and passionate about your beliefs
What the fuck? This is the most shoehorned, most vapid political statement into the most bizarre and perverted idea.
This is a massive self-report and he thinks it's a gotcha
They aren't wrong...
Can this man not draw someone smiling?
Rising prices, losing healthcare, masked goons taking people off the street? Why can't they be happy?
Son8s Trump a liberal? He never seems to be happy
Was there a thing recently about her underpants?
Did Egyptians have underwear back in those days? Or was it like a wrapped towel kinda thing.
Sorry that I have to break it to you: everything in this drawing is made up. Everything. Not out of artistic creative, but out of sheer ignorance.
Everyone is unhappy.
I dont understand this logic. Isn't the maggats always blathering on about people's bathroom experiences and books they like to burn? They are constantly mad at the world and it's everybody's fault but theirs.
They act like 99.9% of archaeologists don’t have left leaning views.
I was trying to figure out why the underpants would be a happy liberal
Projection as always, every "cartoon" this guy does is a weird grievance.
Funny enough, Cleopatra’s signature is actually one of the rarest objects on earth.
What's with the jazz hands?
This is a terrible joke wrapped in a terrible joke. This literally makes me want to ingest bleach so I never have to possibly see another thing as terrible as this ever again
These are always just terrible quality
i looked too close at the underwear and now it looks like it's melting and i can't unsee it
Those pesky liberals- always unhappy with social injustices!
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yeah we're not happy cuz shit sucks right now 😭
is this supposed to be funny or just a wild non sequitur
Todd Schowalter never disappoints
"We didn’t evolve to be constantly content. Contented Homoerectus got eaten before passing on their genes."
Happiness is a fleeting emotion, not a prolonged state of being.
Alright this is crap like always but i gotta respect the creativity needed to somehow link Cleopatra's underwears to liberals
We have reason to be.
Where's even the joke?
How did they manage come up with a ‘joke’ that is simultaneously obvious and incredibly confusing?
I’d be perfectly happy if mfers like this would go away.
To think someone actually used their time and effort to make this
Haha the people we go out of our way to make unhappy don't act happy around us.
Whoever made this seems rather miserable
Good one
They do know undwear being shaped like that is a modern thing, right?...
Sounds like projection
Let's use leaders of the both parties as an example and see what it says.
uh?
Aren’t the MAGAs the ones who are mad about goddam everything, even FONTS!
Haha, rare indeed—liberals actually smiling? Wild!
Awww, do you feel funny? You should
Haha, yeah, totally funny! 😘
Goodbye sweetie
You're supposed to ignore the post, not complain about it lol
Do you see what sub you're on lmao
One with a bunch of unhappy liberals it seems.
Lol. Comments section shows why this is funny.
Ah, the old classic: Be stupid, get called stupid, claim you owned them for noticing lol
This pos posts things like "Islam is incompatible with
western culture"lmaooo, I'm sure that means I've been owned