'Teen Mom' Jenelle Evans Debuts Mommy Makeover, See Before & After Pics
  • 1 points blackeyedgrrrl

    But. But. The wrinkly underwear? No.

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  • 1 points lostinthesauce314

    She has soooo much visceral fat vs. subcutaneous fat that she still looks like shit. She should have put in the work at the gym before doing this. I had to lose 60lbs BEFORE getting this similar surgery.

    Also- that is the most “tummy tuck” belly button I’ve ever seen

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    1 points buttonibuttoni

    What are you talking about?

    I do not like Janelle at all, but she looks really good, and I don’t know what you’re talking about that still has so much visceral fat looks like shit. The big thighs and hips are part of the Slim thick stile that the people are going for today with surgery.

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  • 2 points Big-Shopping7795

    What do we think lil wayne thinks?

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  • 6 points here4aGoodlaugh

    The mismatched socks 🤣 idk why that’s so funny to me. I guess I always feel like my life is somewhat together when my socks match. Those are like not even close. Funny how that reflects your life.

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    4 points ReginaldDwight

    I watched my mom add more and more socks to a mesh bag every time we folded laundry, waiting for the fateful day when each sock's long lost hair would show up. It was eventually a bag full of lonely socks. I refuse to dedicate time to matching socks anymore. If they keep my feet warm, they're good enough for me haha.

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  • 2 points Alibama1262

    I’m confused….The “before” picture shows a tattoo right under her belly button. Where’d it go in the “after” pic? Am I missing something here?🤔

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    2 points lostinthesauce314

    When you get a tummy tuck, they cut off that part of your stomach and reattach it to a higher up area.

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  • 6 points Beach_bum8

    Too bad she's still ugly inside

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  • 35 points sierramist1011

    I just actually read the article attached and it drives me nuts how she pretends 3 pregnancies is why she's over weight and flabby. We all saw her after Jace, after Kaiser, and then Ensley, she bounced back like she was never even pregnant each time and the weight gain was a result of poor diet and a sedentary lifestyle married to swamp trash

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    6 points SnooMemesjellies2983

    And she’ll go back to that

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  • 16 points Ornery-Ocelot3585

    Wow

    She still looks like shit.

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  • 17 points margaretmayhemm

    A diet and some hard work at the gym could have gotten her better results than this. She never built good habits and will destroy all effects of this “makeover” just like Kale did after her surgeries.

    There’s nothing wrong with a nip and a tuck, but it will only get you so far.

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    2 points here4aGoodlaugh

    Says she lost 15lbs from diet and exercise before hand

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    3 points ReginaldDwight

    She went to the gym like once every three weeks to post photos of people doing yoga without their permission and brag about her 1,500 calorie post "workout" smoothie.

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  • 14 points PeachesRenee

    She got a 16 pack abs now !!!!

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    3 points Leather_Cat8098

    Couldn't even find matching socks for her before pictures 🙄

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  • 12 points Tiny-Issue-8994

    Where does she get her income from surely click bait articles don’t pay that much and we seen how she was after recovery of her first boob job so who had her children

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    12 points JustifiablyWrong

    She didn't have enough a few months ago for mental health treatment for Jace but more than enough for plastic surgery when she's too lazy to stick to a workout and diet regime

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    11 points c00kieswirlc

    Her makeup artist turned nanny has been serving her breakfast in bed, now it makes sense why. I doubt she’s being compensated enough to care for the kids AND Jenelle

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    5 points Tiny-Issue-8994

    No doubt she’ll have a fight with her once she is recovered she can’t keep friends

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    6 points purpledown123

    But that’s the thing with Jenelle. She essentially pays people to be her friends. When the fun runs out and the partying is done there’s no actual connection. The hair stylist is going to eventually ask to be compensated for her efforts and that will be the end of that.

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  • 12 points Jimbobjoesmith

    lol is she wearing 2 different socks in the before pic? couldn’t even bother to find a matching pair to go to the dr?

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    2 points here4aGoodlaugh

    I find my sock game to be a reflection of together my life is. Holds true here as well.

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  • 27 points c00kieswirlc

    I’m surprised they were able to put her under general anesthesia due to her esophageal spasms. I’m guessing she won the battle with that chronic disease?! Her esophagus is healed! Praise the lord!

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  • 19 points Sea-Interview-1936

    The after picture is heavily edited, even the belly tattoo is blurry

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    1 points lostinthesauce314

    I think a large portion of the belly tattoo was removed with the tummy tuck. That area of my stomach was removed before

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  • 24 points sierramist1011

    Can't afford to get her son help for his mental health, can afford a very poorly done round of plastic surgery

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  • 70 points Funny-Meringue-3485

    Jace would like a. mommy do-over.

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    1 points ROFL_stiltskin

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    8 points Jimbobjoesmith

    this is so sad but it made me laugh

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  • 18 points annahatasanaaa

    She paid so much to still look like a fat slob. Her drinking habits will just ruin it, anyway.

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    5 points PeachesRenee

    She did not pay for this whole thing. Was a PR perk for this Dr she is tagging to drum up business for the practice This is why we are not seeing play by plays and any “suffering” she had post op- It is all in the contract she signed to get the cheap/ free services She has a PR firm that is getting her all these things now. Not sure why any reputable Dr or business wants her exposure, but this is what is going on.

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  • 11 points gap97216

    Looking so classy and very Vegas with the bolt-on bewbs. Hahaaa

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  • 12 points Priority_Zero

    You guys....she has worked SO hard for this 🤣

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  • 33 points lettucepatchbb

    It’s hard to get a mommy makeover when you’re hardly a mother to begin with.

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    11 points gap97216

    It’s too bad her kids can’t get a mommy do-over.

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    2 points lettucepatchbb

    Right!

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    5 points shmorganbord

    Hi Jenelle

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    3 points marymarywhyubugginnn

    https://preview.redd.it/vokwool1s58g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f1333da71c7ba6a062fe078e1d9571452770c55

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  • 28 points c00kieswirlc

    Jenelle “I’ve been going to the gym every day for a year” Evans on the left

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  • 18 points KristenClem24

    Awe that’s cute they called her a mom.

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  • 13 points MQHD

    I see no "mommy."

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  • 8 points L_Boogie827

    Too bad you can’t do a mommy makeover on your soul… That is like putting a diamond on a turd 💎💩… great for publicity

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  • 15 points SmoothArbitrator

    Is the MOM in the room with us?

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  • 22 points Nelle911529

    https://preview.redd.it/spp3b0km738g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55831779a0176714cb1eccce909911ed0542d406

    Her socks. Pinecone & her laundry.

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    4 points Jimbobjoesmith

    i noticed that immediately 😂. also i haven’t been here in a while but what’s the story with eveeyone calling her pine cone?

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    1 points Markaleeb

    IIRC, it was a comment a mod made when they told everyone not to comment to her (JE) directly. I can't remember the exact comment, but I think the mod used pinecone as an example of how you could address her.

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    3 points TwoPrestigious2259

    Oooh that's why I got a comment removed. LoL

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  • 20 points UnhappyPossession768

    She’ll forever be ugly just because of the person and “mother” she is. Cosmetic surgery will never change the rotten human being she has always chosen to be.

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  • 16 points Empty_Case_3842

    How are your socks that mismatched?

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    3 points ClimbingAimlessly

    My kids don't even care 😒

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    3 points MQHD

    It's AI, dude! Not her fault! Or it was an intentional choice!

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  • 15 points supermarket_Ba

    Her new body looks kind of off. That being said no judgement on people who get plastic surgery.

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    15 points MakeItLookSexy_

    Jenelle deserves to have a crappy hack job tho 😆

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  • 26 points clovermeadow

    Those pictures smell like bathroom air freshener

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    4 points imguiltybitch

    Take out the word, air freshener, and you’ve got it😂

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  • 24 points Minimum-War-7363

    So all the gym talk was just a bunch of BS. The way she eats that tummy tuck ain't going to last long 🤣🤣

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  • 31 points farrahsoldnose

    Can you get a "mommy makeover" if you're not a mom?

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    1 points Dear-Wish3868

    Actually...I think you can!

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    9 points Worldly_Craft4585

    👀

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  • 11 points antsmomma1

    That is supposed to be an improvement?

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  • 15 points texasmama5

    So did they just cut half the tattoo off? What did that even say?

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    12 points Ornery_Rub_686

    All things shall pass. On her large intestine. Lol

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  • 8 points mom-to2boys

    Umm is she still swollen?

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    4 points ClimbingAimlessly

    Yes; it takes a while to go down and she needs to wear her compression garments.

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    3 points Dear-Wish3868

    It takes 12-18 months for swelling to go down

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  • 10 points Maleficent_Tough_422

    I want to see the tattoo now

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    2 points ClimbingAimlessly

    I'm guessing it's gone.

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    3 points Maleficent_Tough_422

    Oh it’s there you can see it but it is altered lol

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    1 points ClimbingAimlessly

    That cheetah is still climbing its way out of hell.

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    4 points gypsycookie1015

    Same. 😭😭

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  • 15 points Ok-Chocolate-3396

    But….but she’s…..ummmm……I see literally no difference.

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    10 points jermysteensydikpix

    "It's the same pitchur" meme in Jenelle dialect

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  • 9 points happycussday

    Her surgeon did excellent work with the belly button-ectomy

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  • 15 points Deracinated

    I see literally zero difference except sucking it in and a photoshopped waistline because Chinelle has never been hourglass shaped.

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  • 35 points Gardnerl92

    https://preview.redd.it/k412y5psh28g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e2795e20082b53e10703a121988ef350fb67568

    I love the comment on the TMZ article 😂

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  • 16 points Impossible-Taro-2330

    I'm sure she'll be able to maintain this with her healthy lifestyle.

    Oh yeah...

    s/

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  • 17 points Market_Infamous

    Why is her skin like 5 different colours in the after pics?? I know the lighting is different but it’s so weird how she’s tan in some places and then completely white in others?

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    1 points brunoshort

    The watermark?

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    8 points MakeItLookSexy_

    The photo editing is doing more work than the actual surgery

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  • 56 points paradisimperiala

    JANELLE YOUR BODY WAS NEVER THE PROBLEM. YOU ARE UGLY ON THE INSIDE AND IT SHINES THROUGH!!!!

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    11 points Nice-Pension-7117

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  • 17 points Bunbunsfun

    Is her throat going to be ok?

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    6 points wehadthebabyitsaboy

    This sent me hahahahahaha

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  • 13 points Cav-2021

    where did she get the money for the surgery

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    23 points wehadthebabyitsaboy

    All the money she saved not getting Jace his super expensive help. /s

    What a pos she is. “It’s too expensive to get my son mental health treatment, but I absolutely can afford a tummy tuck and breast implants!”

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  • 19 points BakedMasa

    More AI pics? The after looks really edited.

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  • 30 points annieokie

    I wonder if they sewed her gunt tattoo all janky. Like that episode of Grey's Anatomy where the guy has the swastika tattoo.

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    6 points Sad-Insurance2314

    It already had some grammar issues, hopefully the revised version makes sense

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    3 points SweetBabyGang0201

    What did it say? I’m sure you can’t tell now…

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    7 points anothermegan

    https://preview.redd.it/75uqqf3o948g1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd27b3559eb8df178947fdc9b88557b127ed2ed6

    "Cela passera aussi". It was supposed to be "This too shall pass" in french but Google translator got it wrong lol

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  • 12 points _WeDontKnowHer_

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  • 15 points ChariPye

    Wow, amazing, too bad we can still see her face!

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    5 points Market_Infamous

    She’s been a butterface her whole life.

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  • 16 points Hate4Breakfast

    did jenelle pay for this article? like who tf cares

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    1 points lavendervanilla176

    Oh she ABSOLUTELY sold this lmao

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    2 points Distinct-Figure226

    She had to have sold the article any other source would be a HIPAA violation.

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    3 points Hate4Breakfast

    Lol I didn’t even read the article, I gagged at the headline, rolled my eyes at the first paragraph, closed the article and made this comment.

    It’s pretty obvious she paid for it since it’s not really telling people that she had the makeover, rather than saying how hot she is (and she looks terrible, like her face was photoshopped on a different body; why are they two different colors?)

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    All of Jenelle’s surgical enhancements were done by Dr. Rachel Mason at La Femme Plastic Surgery in Las Vegas -- and she’s clearly loving the results, telling fellow moms that when clean eating and workouts aren’t cutting it, there is a solution to help finish the job.

    okay maybe the surgeon paid for it, because only a plastic surgeon would say this shit lol

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  • 18 points ricswrangler

    Plastic surgery can’t fix ugly tho

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  • 23 points katie_54321

    The mismatched socks really get me

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    7 points Who_are_you0206

    I didn’t notice until I started reading the comments 😂

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  • 10 points Environmental_Rub256

    Where is she getting the funds to have all this done?

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    2 points MakeItLookSexy_

    Probably in credit card debt

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    4 points Gardnerl92

    Her butt pitchurs from her OF

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    10 points TheRepoMan

    Not paying for Jace's mental health support.

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    2 points Fraulein-Naptime

    Priorities

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  • 23 points Godhelptupelo

    wouldn't you still have bandages and bruising after all that work if it was "earlier this month" (it's only the 18th)

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    1 points Nelle911529

    Like seriously you would think she would wait..

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    14 points QweenJoleen1983

    Those pics are so airbrushed I think they photoshopped that stomach on the after pic. Look at her hideous tat in the after pic…

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    11 points Godhelptupelo

    it just doesn't even look that good...I assumed it was a fake after pic where she's sucking in her gut and we can't see if her boobs are still all googly, but they look the same too, as far as I can tell...I wouldn't want those pics shared if I were the surgeon...esp not that goofy as hell before pic where she's obviously pushing out her gut and slouching in such an exaggerated/cartoonish way!

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    3 points wehadthebabyitsaboy

    Also, where the hell did her tattoo go? Haha just nipped and tucked it away?

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    2 points Godhelptupelo

    maybe it's all in her newly rounded and larger hips? how did that happen since "earlier this month?" her hips are not the same shape at ALL.

    this Dr is a quack

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  • 29 points C0LDestST0RYeVeRT0LD

    Who remembers those before and afters she used to do promoting thise weight loss drinks where she would just change her shirt, pull her pants up higher, and stand differently but NOTHING in the background moved at all 🤣🤣

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    2 points SavoryTooth4

    I remember the one photo of her promoting flat tummy tea while 2-3 months pregnant with Ensley. I 100% understand not being ready to announce a pregnancy, but that picture on a public website was a dead giveaway. She looked like she did with Kaiser, and I know you can definitely start to pop earlier the more kids you’ve had. 

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    6 points kailsfalsehopes

    Flat Tummy Tea!

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  • 14 points Muffycola

    I don’t think she looks that great. Ugly on the inside ugly on the outside

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  • 21 points TisforTrainwreck

    The three pregnancies didn’t cause her to gain all that weight, it was David purposely fattening her up as part of his “isolate my woman from society” checklist.

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    6 points Nelle911529

    I don't believe she lost 15 lbs and was working out & eating clean.

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    15 points Horror_Share_1742

    Please, she hasn’t been with DKD in almost 2 years. She’s chunky because of her. She chooses 8000 calorie coffee drinks, alcoholic sugary cocktails, and the greasiest takeout and restaurant meals she can find, on the daily. That, and her “exercise regime” consists of going to the gym to sit in their massage chairs while drinking an expensive, high calorie smoothie.

    UBT may have helped her find some of that weight, but her own decisions and outright laziness have helped her keep it, and add to it.

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    6 points TisforTrainwreck

    I was commenting on the article blaming her pregnancies for her initial weight gain, not her several years of slovenly behavior after that. We all know that Jenelle’s laziness and terrible habits are why she stayed chunky.

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    6 points wehadthebabyitsaboy

    Also, we’ve seen her through it all. We know what she looked like after each pregnancy…..like…what? Yeah, sure, blame it on that.

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  • 11 points Realistic-Lack4256

    Looked for one second and yeah. The fakery is at its highest level with this one y'all. She uses filters so much she can't see reality anymore so she thinks everyone else is just as blind as her. As a photographer this is just insulting lmao

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  • 15 points Black_orchid999

    I will never understand people who do surgeries but don't maintain or change their habits such as diet and exercise. They end up looking the same in no time

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    3 points Nelle911529

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  • 15 points SpeakerDelicious6315

    For anybody who thinks this is real, a shit ton of plastic surgery takes time to heal. Not a few days, not even a few weeks. It takes months. This is just Jenelle trying to get some internet traction for whatever her OF or other sites are.

    She's not cute or pretty. She is still a shit human being with no soul.

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    1 points missymoo3636

    So what’s your problem?

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    2 points missymoo3636

    You really don’t think she edited the scars out of photos? Plenty of people seem to think this could be possible. I don’t see why she would brag about having plastic surgery.

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    -3 points missymoo3636

    It’s real, she had surgery. What point are you trying to make about the surgery?

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    1 points apathetic_avocado2

    This breaks the "No personal attacks" rule.

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    2 points exsistence_is_pain_

    You’re definitely making a point but I will say someone else in this sub suggested they airbrushed/edited out any remaining bruising, which I could see as a possibility.

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    1 points missymoo3636

    Ok sweetheart. What are you saying? That she didn’t have the surgery and provided the name of her surgeon for fun? That it’s AI? Could very well be. It’s hard to tell the difference these days. Why be so nasty about it in your comment to me?

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    2 points apathetic_avocado2

    This breaks the "No personal attacks" rule.

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    2 points missymoo3636

    Ok. I’m just trying to work out what you’re saying. That she didn’t have surgery and the whole lot is AI? Or she did have the surgery and the after photos have been heavily edited to remove scars. It’s all good, just clarifying.

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    1 points apathetic_avocado2

    This breaks the "No personal attacks" rule.

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    3 points missymoo3636

    Wow. If you can’t see that some of your comments are so poorly written they need clarifying , that’s not my fault. Why not answer my question? I’m just trying to clarify.

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    3 points Muffycola

    Doesn’t make her look any better

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    2 points missymoo3636

    She thinks it does.

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    1 points PeachesRenee

    Like a washing machine she went from a top loader to a front loader. No different, maybe worse.

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    0 points SpeakerDelicious6315

    Yep, AI makes everyone look better.

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  • 6 points MakeItLookSexy_

    Won’t click the link. Can anyone copy and paste the article?

    From what I have seen tho, her “after” pics are SUPER retouched. You can barely tell if she had anything done

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    2 points Nelle911529

    You can read it at @theashley or listen to Elle Bee on YT.

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    2 points SodiumJokesNa

    Honestly, the article doesn’t say anything that isn’t already in these comments. It’s pretty barebones and the pictures do the heavy lifting.

    It does name her surgeon though, giving vibes of cheaper costs in exchange for the advertising

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    2 points Nelle911529

    Apparently they filmed the surgery.

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  • 6 points ButterflySensitive79

    yet she's still a shitty mother

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  • 1 points RoyalGovernment3034

    I don't usually see female surgeons getting celebrity business. That's kind of cool. She did a very nice job.

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  • 4 points Sinead-O-Rebellions

    She has proven she can have a rocking bod after kids. She did it after Kaiser. Twenties or not, there is no reason a little more hard work in the gym and diet wouldn’t have stopped her from looking close to what she did. She’s so lazy.

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    4 points Nelle911529

    She was skinny after Ensley was born.

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    18 points CovertTrashWatcher

    Ok to be honest, being fit in your 30's after kids is WAY harder than in your 20's. Just sayin. Not to say that she couldn't get fit, but it's a whole lot different. I think it's the fattening food David got her into.

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    1 points Sinead-O-Rebellions

    Eh, “harder” isn’t impossible. Not everyone’s metabolism or hormones go to shit in your thirties either. Jenelle is lazy through and through.

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    2 points Spirited-Sell-4480

    Yea it’s hard but not impossible. She also drinks alot so that couldn’t have helped.

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    16 points oldsaltylady

    She looked completely fit after having all 3 of them. It wasn’t until she met David and completely let herself go

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    6 points Horror_Share_1742

    You can’t say she looked fit after all three pregnancies and then, in the same sentence, blame DKD. She was with him since Kaiser was a baby and, obviously, both before and after she had Ensley. DKD is a horrific human, but he’s been out of her life for nearly 2 years and she’s still chunky because of her own lifestyle and food choices.

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    2 points oldsaltylady

    True! I just think she just lies a lot and it’s proven she is full of shit! Anyhoo! Happy cake day!

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    1 points Horror_Share_1742

    She absolutely lies more than a bazillion Pinocchio’s!

    Thanks!! I didn’t even notice it’s my cake day until you said something! 😂

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  • 17 points capmac57

    I guess her son's mental health treatments will be next 😃❓️

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    2 points Nelle911529

    Flair checking in.

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  • 11 points fif4218

    Why do the "after" pictures look so edited that they look like bad AI?!

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  • 11 points C0LDestST0RYeVeRT0LD

    How did her belly button go up but her tattoo go that far down? They must have stretched the ever living fuck outta her skin lmao..

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    2 points Environmental-Owl12

    They remove the belly button and move it for a tummy tuck, that’s what makes them so easy to spot. That little vertical line sitting unnaturally high up. Once you start to notice the weird belly buttons, you can find all the tummy tucks.

    I know someone who inquired about a tummy tuck and they described what the do with the belly button. I sent her a bunch of screen shots of tummy tuck belly buttons and thankfully she decided not to go ahead.

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    1 points Realistic-Lack4256

    Hmmm.... Its photoshop/Ai? Lol

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  • 35 points TheRoyalDuchess

    This is the women who was too stingy to pay for her sons mental health treatment. Priorities I guess

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    8 points cheese_hotdog

    She probably got it for free because it's some weirdo that isn't good at what they do and wants promotion. Remember "dr Miami"? Lol

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    3 points TheRoyalDuchess

    You‘re probably right! Always surprising that there are still people left out there, who don’t mind being associated with her

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  • 3 points HotGazpachoooo

    Fucking grossssssssss

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  • 9 points theSecondLime

    she looks the same but she’s standing in a better pose

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  • 18 points bookie_19

    Money for this but not for Jace’s health. Fuck her.

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  • 21 points OkNeedleworker8554

    Why do these women (teen moms) keep getting whole body mommy makeovers instead of just fucking exercising and eating right?? Sorry for being so blunt, but it's such a waste of time and money. If they don't learn how to eat healthy & exercise it's never going to stick.

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    10 points StillParking133

    And her caption says something about eating healthy….idk man. Thats not the body habitus of someone eating clean and/or in a calorie deficit. At all.

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  • 10 points oneangrychica

    She was eating a low-fat, low carb diet???

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    21 points iamnumber47

    I think she was doing intermittent fasting, she'd eat all day, & then fast at night while she was sleeping 🤣

    It's an out-of-the-box way of fasting.

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    2 points Nelle911529

    Don't you mean she would eat all night and fast while sleeping all day?

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    1 points iamnumber47

    Either way tbh, I just meant Jenelle is stupid enough to think that she's "fasting" while she's sleeping, since people don't usually eat while sleeping, so it would be fine if she gorged while she was awake. I guess my joke kinda fell flat there haha.

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  • 14 points catjasm

    Still ugly.

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    5 points Ok-Needleworker-9841

    That’s bone deep.

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  • 12 points illegalfelon

    Waste of money. She’s just going to fuck it up again like the other moms.

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  • 8 points SearchGullible5941

    She had enough leftover money for a mommy makeover after buying her 3 beloved children their Christmas presents?

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  • 5 points Next-Nectarine242

    Her bellybutton says it's 11:25am ⏰️

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  • 7 points lavendervanilla176

    Lmaooooo fucking Redacted. What a piece of shit.

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  • 3 points CheetoMeow1

    I was trying to sex a feral kitten the other day & all I can see when I look at her new belly button is a cats vagina.

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    1 points gypsycookie1015

    Holy shit. I mean this with all due respect, edit your comment!! 😭😭 You gotta reword that, man. 😂

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    4 points CheetoMeow1

    It says a lot more about people who automatically assume I meant something perverse when I use the widely understood term “sexing a kitten” than it does about me, so I’ll leave it there. Thanks though.

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    2 points gypsycookie1015

    K. 😂 That's fair, maybe that's just where my mind went, I'll admit that. I wasn't trying to be shitty though and was totally joking. Sorry if it seemed that way. But I'm willing to bet there are going to be a lot of people who are going to be all-

    😂 Like I was. Like, sure I figured it after reading it a few times but my initial reaction was definitely "Tf?!" 😭😭

    I mean, ya gotta admit it does sound...perverse. I can't be the only one here. 🤷‍♀️😭😭

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    6 points real_yarrr_shug

    I had to read this like 3x as well, I kept thinking, “why are they trying to get a feral cat pregnant?!” Like you were breeding a colony of ferals 🫠

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    3 points CheetoMeow1

    That’s literally what it’s called when you look at the privates of a cat to determine the sex of it.

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    8 points real_yarrr_shug

    Roger that, it’s not a phrase you read often enough for it to register immediately

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    3 points C0LDestST0RYeVeRT0LD

    I read this a few times before I figured out wtf you were saying and I grew up in a home that had anywhere from 20-30 cats living on the property at a time(people used to use my grandmas yard as a dumping ground for cats snd she did her best to care for them, providing meds, fixing, feeding, outdoor shelters, etc)... I got it now though hahahh 🤣🤣

    I think that's enough internet for me today..

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    2 points CheetoMeow1

    It sounds like I’m some weird perv. I told my adult daughter that lives hours away about a cute little orange kitten around my house. She told me that orange kitties are usually boys. She told me to looked at its private parts aka “sexing a cat” because she was curious. I had no idea what I was looking for so I had to go online for comparison pics.

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    3 points C0LDestST0RYeVeRT0LD

    Hahaha totally, I just haven't heard the term in such a loooonggg time that I was like "wait, wut?" 🤣🤣🤣

    Orange cats are definitely usually Tom's, but there is the rare occasion of a female orange tabby. To make it easier on you next time esp if you're looking at a mature cat, just look for the balls right under the anus of the kitty.. If they're babies sometimes it's a bit harder to tell, but adult males are pretty easy to distinguish from the females. I can usually tell if it's a Tom or not by the size of their heads especially ferals. Oh and in case you did not know, if their ears are tipped they are apart of a TNR colony(neuter and released).

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  • 9 points kckitty71

    All she had done is her belly tattoo cut off.

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  • 11 points hibbitydibbitytwo

    Is she trying to get back with Lil Wayne.

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  • 22 points poop_biscuits

    https://preview.redd.it/39rl2ww2q08g1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb5df68847f369b9881b66a79347dcafcd7bbd69

    she definitely got this for free in exchange for promoting whatever strip mall clinic she went to. her belly button looks .. special.

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