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  • 169 points Luenend

    i'm pretty sure that's just the exact line from the movie?

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    7 points luce_scotty

    Art does imitate life.

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    1 points Password-55

    More art imitates art.

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  • 719 points Adventurous-Mouse-43

    r/fuckxavier

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    78 points Swiss-spirited_Nerd

    ๐Ÿ˜

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    49 points Interesting_Milk_130

    Man, on a first date: How do you feel about sex? Woman: I like it infrequently.

    Man: I see. Is that one word or two?

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    5 points ReekyRumpFedRatsbane

    That is one word. How could it be two? It only has one syllable. And that only has one syllable, too.

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    6 points Guardian_of_Perineum

    Cause she likes "it" in frequently.

    Rephrase to: she likes it in her frequently.

    I know I'm a sex joke guru. Please try not to be in awe.

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    4 points Kedl_of_chess

    r/woooosh

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    4 points FunkyOnionPeel

    NO NOT LIKE THAT

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    30 points RaYGuN_StuPid2

    Hey why are you fucking me

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    8 points EnasidypeSkogen

    What is the point of a sub that spreads more Xavier content? Especially if you hate it as well

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    1 points b-monster666

    Bravo!

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    1 points HoarseSeahorse

    no u

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    -32 points Glassy_playz

    r/rarexavierW

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    46 points ctsr1

    I'm not sure what's more funny that that's of exist or that sub is empty

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    4 points Glassy_playz

    Wait what. It does exist tho. I think i messed up the name then. Idk.

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    12 points TheNextError404

    No, no

    What they're saying is that it's funny that it exists and that it is empty

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    2 points Glassy_playz

    Ohhh i read it wrong. Mb. But when i last checked it they had posts tho. Idk what happened.

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  • 133 points Melodic_Pay_1074

    Man, xavier really stole my boy pakalupapitos identity ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” r/fuckxavier

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    7 points MovieTrawler

    I've never heard of Xavier but I'm getting Ken M vibes from this comment,

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    1 points Mist_Rising

    Get more Ken N vibes. Xavier is using another man's image, style and even posts.

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  • 15 points UnifiedQuantumField

    If I was the last guy on Earth, Zendaya still wouldn't be interested. ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

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    6 points TheFrenchSavage

    Oh come on! Maybe not the first year. Or the second year.

    But she would lower her standards. And lower them again. And again. And again.

    Until, at some point, she would probably give you a chance.

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    4 points Odd_Sentence_2618

    I dunno, she has a perennial scowl in all of her characters. She always seems half pissed off, half disappointed. Hope that in Dune Part 3 we will see some other emotions beside anger, dismissal and resentment at Paul.

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  • 14 points godofasgard7

    the person who thinks always is a person who thinks

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  • 6 points 5352563424

    So, no ISS then?

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    4 points TheFrenchSavage

    What does the Islamic Space State has to do with that?

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  • 6 points AbeRego

    What's up with all this weirdly blurry caption text that makes it feel like my eyes are going crazy? It's only ever like half of the caption.

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    11 points AbruptEruption

    Repost bots trying to change the image just enough to dodge repost filters

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  • 6 points ArkiusAzure

    How does this post have 10 upvotes but basically no comments, with half of them being incels? What is going on with reddit lmao

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    5 points SawinBunda

    Dead internet

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    1 points anonuemus

    the braindead take over is nearly complete

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  • 1 points tonkpils99

    This question is asked by a person looking in a mirror.

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  • 1 points sockydraws

    Maybe everyone is in space and it's a LDR.

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    1 points moonLanding123

    If you jump, you are not on earth, you're above it.

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  • 1 points Thin-Telephone272

    No.!

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  • 1 points RibboDotCom

    not technically the truth, you could be on the moon

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  • 1 points SomeSquids

    Asscheeks post, did I scroll into 2018

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  • 1 points Lost-Average8108

    Xavier back at it again ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • 1 points Priority_Baggage

    r/icantrelate

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  • 1 points HoarseSeahorse

    She just doesn't consider you human/a person.

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  • 1 points Potential_Effect_705

    The person who thinks all the time have nothing to think except his thoughts

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  • 1 points Dongledoez

    So that's a no, huh?

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  • 1 points Fabulous-Ad1380

    Not necessarily true. He could be on another planet

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  • 1 points asdfzxcpguy

    No one would ever ask Xavier that

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  • 1 points anonuemus

    I would date her right now with all the rest looking at us!

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  • 1 points Dueyoutuberbellini

    Who the fuck Is Xavier?

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    1 points Harold_Spoomanndorf

    r/fuckxavier

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  • 1 points TheElMonteStrangler

    So no.

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  • 1 points Cross88

    What kind of dates would you be going on in the post apocalypse?ย 

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  • 1 points No-Paramedic-2417

    I m just escaping from you

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  • 1 points EuenovAyabayya

    I'd haunt it

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  • 1 points parrotia78

    Technically, not true. Humans can and have existed outside of Earth.

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  • 1 points scottfiab

    What if everyone else is in space except her?

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  • 2 points Olderone69

    Date you either way

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  • 1 points PhantomPain0_0

    Even then I wouldnโ€™t date her, I would happily hump trees instead

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  • -16 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    16 points simplearms

    Sheโ€™s incredibly pretty.

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    -4 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    11 points Goatgamer1016

    God forbid A-list celebrities can sometimes be normal looking people

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    -2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    5 points Goatgamer1016

    As if I'll have a shot at dating someone with a fraction of Zendaya's fame

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    5 points Fggunner

    Post a selfie

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    -2 points BasedTelvanni

    She's average at best. A C grade in all categories of beauty. She's not ugly.

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    -1 points Iskandert

    In my opinion, one of the most overrated actresses, with mediocre looks

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    10 points Ok_Purple_4567

    Pretty potato if you ask me.

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    5 points MuthaFuka27

    Yea idk the fervor around her. Unless Hollywood has some agenda to promote skinny biracial women for some reason. People will cheer at whatever Hollywood wants them to cheer at.

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    3 points rslashurmom45

    She's a pretty potato

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    0 points KindsofKindness

    Found the racist.

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    -3 points Baskreiger

    I agree, she is not beautifull and always have that frustrated arrogant look. Women who dont smile are not pretty

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    3 points tierlistsarecringe

    Acting like there aren't different flavours of pretty or all aesthetics need to have the same vibe. Just say it's not your type lmao, the brooding (on both genders) is 100% more visually attractive to me and many others

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    -2 points Baskreiger

    She is obviously not my type, but also, she is not good looking

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    4 points Which_Yesterday

    You're one of those people who tell girls in the wild that they should smile more huh? Just don't

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    -4 points Baskreiger

    So you're the type of person to assume a whole lotta stuff from one basic comment? ๐Ÿ˜‚ and I am the one generalising?

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    5 points Which_Yesterday

    I don't have to assume much. "Women who don't smile aren't pretty" says a lot

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    1 points Baskreiger

    Youre just mad cuz youre not pretty. You should smile more ๐Ÿ™‚

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    -1 points harryareola0101

    She literally has an upside down smile. Toads don't even frown that much

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    2 points Aazimoxx

    Women who dont smile are not pretty

    Oh yeah, so ugleh:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/whatthefrockk/comments/1g7klg5/zendaya_in_bob_mackie_couture_2001_fall/

    ๐Ÿ˜› Enjoy life alone bud

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  • 0 points Reddit-Bot-61852023

    This is a legit dogshit post

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  • 0 points FatWithMuscles

    Aluding he/she so ugly even a corpse wouldn't date him/her

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  • 0 points Unfair_Watercress119

    Isnt it weird for the upvote to comment ratio being 30k to 80? Like normally one would expect alot more comments if that many people saw this no? Did this guy just pay for upvotes?

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  • -3 points ymnmiha1

    Is that her sexy face? Got to tell you itโ€™s not very alluring, also looking at you Billie eilish SSRI queen

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    1 points Aazimoxx

    No, just crappy writing/character. I thought the same thing, until I saw her in other things (like Dune) and saw she's actually a decent actor with range, just let down by the script in this case.

    She really doesn't need to smile to be hot though, here she is in a different light:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/whatthefrockk/comments/1g7klg5/zendaya_in_bob_mackie_couture_2001_fall/ ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘

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