That would be me if I ran a grocery store. The produce department would feature Un-Pickled Cucumbers, Orange-Flavored Oranges, Orange-Colored Oranges, Apple Peel (free Apple with each peel), that sort of thing.
If they really sell "boneless bananas" it's probably just peeled-bring a small reusable container so they don't bruise, or ask for one without extra packaging; I stopped wasting bananas that way and they last way better in a cooler bag.
Well technically some of our local bananas here do have seeds inside, not just like 3-4 of them.
You know the center of banana with very negligible small black dots. Those are the types that kind of grow extra large on this different genetic banana.
And somehow people love them quite a lot compared to the normal. And yes after sucking on seeds through them out. It's a lot of annoying to eat them for me.
Location : Bangladesh.
Think it's called "Sagor Kolla" (might be wrong, that's the only name I know)
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It's technically the truth. But I REALLY hope it's the truth.
Hmm it doesn't say free range bananas though.
Are bananas known to roam?
Haha sometimes.
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Bananas fly, as the old saying goes: "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."
As opposed to bone-inas
Bone in ass?
I think that's extra
Perfect response
That's the digestion aftermath
Yes this.
I prefer mine boned.
My only regret, is that I have bone-inas
SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS
I like bananas because they have no bones
Donāt give me tomatoes, canāt stand ice cream cones
I like bananas because they have no bones
I came here hoping i wouldn't be the one knowing this song lol
I dont like your peaches, they are full of stones
I like bananas, because they have no bones!
Was just about to post the same thing lol
Me too
Wow
Wow, this song is from the 1930s? Thatās crazy
Those YouTube comments were actually pretty good
What about boneless pizzas?
This guy knows ball
Fuck kinda pizza?
And a 2 liter coke
2 liter machine broken. We got 1 liter tho
Kids these days don't know about that boy lil broomstick
Lemme get it š ±ļøONELESS
Oh, thank God! I had a friend who choked on a banana bone once. Those things are dangerous. š š¦“
That would be me if I ran a grocery store. The produce department would feature Un-Pickled Cucumbers, Orange-Flavored Oranges, Orange-Colored Oranges, Apple Peel (free Apple with each peel), that sort of thing.
Boneless pizza
You gotta have the bone. Thatās where all the flavor is.
i donāt like your peaches, they are full of stones. I like bananas, because they have no bones šŗ
Don't give me tomatoes. Can't stand ice cream cones. I like bananas, because they have no bones
But are they organic?
Yeah wolverines are organic too and you're telling me they don't have bones
That's the only kind I like.
I prefer the bone-in 'nanners. That way I can prop open my office door.
I've seen this joke once before somewhere else... it was 9 years ago. Different store, different photo.
I say boneless bananas, and nobody gets the joke. Why did this joke/meme never catch on?
It was a meme on yt asw. It was really big like 5 years ago
They also gets meat from the boneless chicken ranch.
Bananas that are not sexually aroused.
But I wanted the banana that had the bone in it!!
Right above the Roasted nuts...
I had to look again...the nuts are in the proper anatomical position..WHEW!Ā
How did they not notice?! Hahaha!
They keep giving ED new names
This is awesome! LOL
1st world luxury! Itās like a watermelon without the seeds. Howās it suppose to reproduce?
Well thats just dumb, how am I supposed to make banana stock if I done have the bones?
Moopsy
Thats been me recently. Technically the truth but maybe not appropriate
Reminds me of Bonless Pizza
Hope they got bonless pizza too
āŖi don't like your peaches, they are full of stones, i like bananas, because they have no bones
don't give me tomatoes, can't stand ice cream cones, i like bananas, because they have no bonesāŖ
Well, people fell for boneless wings so anything is possible
Finally, a banana that wonāt crunch when I bite when I bite into it.
They're also unleaded.
Whyyy š
Can I get a uh.... BONLESS BANANA?
I'm starting the catless yoghurt business. 0% cats in the finest products.
And spinelessā¦
I'm Sold
Look, it doesn't matter... as long as those things are š ±ļøONELESS.
When you peel them, theyāre just banana tenders
that's actually helpful.
similarly, something odd happens to me when I think about green bananas...
"they have to thaw"
Bananas bones are the WORST.
Tha fuck what when?!
Gringo jokes that only they understand xd
A banana
bluthā¦boothā¦stand, Ozark belowā¦ Is this a Jason Bateman reference?Right beside the bladeless knives without handles.
Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/641
Makes me remember awkward discussions with people really thinking there are bones and/or muscles in the penis.
scoffs
Please, I like my bananas bone-in, thank you very much!
Finally!!
Miracles of modern farming never fail to Impress
If they really sell "boneless bananas" it's probably just peeled-bring a small reusable container so they don't bruise, or ask for one without extra packaging; I stopped wasting bananas that way and they last way better in a cooler bag.
Iāll take bone-in bananas like god intended thank you very much
But the best thing about bananas is the crunch of the bones as you bite into it
Uh, yeah, I sure hope they are
Boneless Bananas and Nuts for the win!
It will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating banana skeletons.
If it aināt got bones in itā¦.. Itās Boneless.
Bananas have exoskeletons
isnt the creamy belt a bananas bone?
As opposed to Seedless Chicken Wings
Do they also sell them in stainless paper bags?
Do they also sell boneless pizza by any chance?
r/theyknew
Finally
Iāve always de-boned them myself and pocketed the savings
Wow! Innovative
i like bananas because the have no bones
When they say "boneless" do they mean not containing bones, or never been boned?
Because the two taste different.
Here we goā¦ these will become the new norm and theyāll charge us all more to debone them.
Jesusā¦.how do they get the bones out!?
Well technically some of our local bananas here do have seeds inside, not just like 3-4 of them.
You know the center of banana with very negligible small black dots. Those are the types that kind of grow extra large on this different genetic banana.
And somehow people love them quite a lot compared to the normal. And yes after sucking on seeds through them out. It's a lot of annoying to eat them for me.
Location : Bangladesh.
Think it's called "Sagor Kolla" (might be wrong, that's the only name I know)
Those were the original bananas before hybridisation allowed us to basically eradicate the seeds
Bonenana is delicious tho
Not for long they're not
So THAT'S what was in the banana I had this morning š¤. I should've gotten a boneless one too
Omg! Where do they sell those. I need some cos I hate de boning. Itās so messy!
TF2 control point sign got another job, so proud of him
What a pity - I really wanted it with bones))))
Forget boneless bananas, I want bone-in bananas
Yes these are next to the boneless ice cream isle
I like mine with the bones.
How do they get the bones out without damaging the banana peel?
well gee i sure hope my bananas dont have bones in them.
I mean..those pesky banana bones...
I prefer bone-in, just like my scallops.
Wellll...I would hope so.
No bone
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