During my NZ travel I realized how much I was missing real bread, although I don't eat it much.
But I must admit, I was pretty astonished by the sheer amount of different toast sorts.
There's like 5m of toast on a 3-tier shelf..
Here in Ireland, the most mortal sin is for someone to squash your bread (here being sliced bread, or 'untoasted toast' for Germans). Usually done when packing at a supermarket or something silly like that.
However, if we are making a crisp sandwich, there is an unwritten law that you must squash it.
Wars would start over this one thing... if we weren't 'neutral'.
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That's a very German answer
I've found Germans have fairly caustic humor and tend to appreciate sauerstoff.
R/germanhumor
r/foundthemobileuser
I would never desecrate my computer with reddit, lol
No, that would be "Sauerstoff"
Sour-stuff
I cannot live without dihydrogen monoxide AND oxygen 😔
German jokes are hilarious.
I've heard they're the wurst
German humor is no laughing matterÂ
This is funny. I will schedule a laughing session from 18:05 to 18:06 on january 2nd
They’re the one thing a German CAN live without.
Peak efficiency. Answer so correct it loops back to dumb.
I tell you the truth and invite every german to highjack my comment.
Germans can't live without
During my NZ travel I realized how much I was missing real bread, although I don't eat it much. But I must admit, I was pretty astonished by the sheer amount of different toast sorts. There's like 5m of toast on a 3-tier shelf..
For anyone non German who might be confused by your comment: In German, sliced bread is called toast.
If a German person asks for bread and you give them sliced bread, you have made an enemy for life.
Thats how the world wars started.
Here in Ireland, the most mortal sin is for someone to squash your bread (here being sliced bread, or 'untoasted toast' for Germans). Usually done when packing at a supermarket or something silly like that.
However, if we are making a crisp sandwich, there is an unwritten law that you must squash it.
Wars would start over this one thing... if we weren't 'neutral'.
Dont forget the DIN 18065 genormte Treppen
I am German and before that comment didn't even know the name Jutebeutel. And I can live without them.
But yeah the rest is 100% required.
ESPECIALLY THE REAL BROT.
Real bread? What fake bread have you been eating?
I bet water also ranks high on the list...
We use water only to washing. And the beer is much on a higher rank than oxygen
beer contains water
Yes, that's why if they already have beer they don't need plain water
Was expecting a shower of funny comments.
Hmmm. Big if true.
I can confirm, we cannot live without sour fabric
I see what you did there 😉
I’m no geniuses, but germs that are also men don’t exist I think
beer, sauerkraut, sausages? oktoberfest?
Ich mag Sauerstoff atmen.
Nah,they couldn’t live without sausages and beer
Ha
Sour crout and beer, leaderhiusen as well