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  • 236 points GreenT1979

    That's a very German answer

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    69 points thoawaydatrash

    I've found Germans have fairly caustic humor and tend to appreciate sauerstoff.

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    11 points Final-Lie-2

    R/germanhumor

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    16 points SnooPuppers7004

    r/foundthemobileuser

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    11 points Final-Lie-2

    I would never desecrate my computer with reddit, lol

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    11 points elthepenguin

    No, that would be "Sauerstoff"

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    1 points Olfaktorio

    Sour-stuff

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    7 points LovesFrenchLove_More

    I cannot live without dihydrogen monoxide AND oxygen 😔

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  • 52 points cantresetpwfuck

    German jokes are hilarious.

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    41 points Morty_104

    I've heard they're the wurst

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    21 points No_Ad_7687

    German humor is no laughing matter 

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    2 points Wrong-Resource-2973

    This is funny. I will schedule a laughing session from 18:05 to 18:06 on january 2nd

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    6 points KimchiLlama

    They’re the one thing a German CAN live without.

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  • 32 points twili_luxe

    Peak efficiency. Answer so correct it loops back to dumb.

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  • 27 points Morty_104

    I tell you the truth and invite every german to highjack my comment.

    Germans can't live without

    • Kippfenster and Stoßlüften
    • Jutebeutel
    • complaining
    • Bread (real bread!)
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    16 points stole_your_equipment

    During my NZ travel I realized how much I was missing real bread, although I don't eat it much. But I must admit, I was pretty astonished by the sheer amount of different toast sorts. There's like 5m of toast on a 3-tier shelf..

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    10 points CheeseDonutCat

    For anyone non German who might be confused by your comment: In German, sliced bread is called toast.

    If a German person asks for bread and you give them sliced bread, you have made an enemy for life.

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    6 points Mysterious_Silver_27

    Thats how the world wars started.

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    6 points CheeseDonutCat

    Here in Ireland, the most mortal sin is for someone to squash your bread (here being sliced bread, or 'untoasted toast' for Germans). Usually done when packing at a supermarket or something silly like that.

    However, if we are making a crisp sandwich, there is an unwritten law that you must squash it.

    Wars would start over this one thing... if we weren't 'neutral'.

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    6 points _TechnoPhoenix_

    Dont forget the DIN 18065 genormte Treppen

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    5 points Extension_Option_122

    I am German and before that comment didn't even know the name Jutebeutel. And I can live without them.

    But yeah the rest is 100% required.

    ESPECIALLY THE REAL BROT.

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    0 points 8Bit-Jon

    Real bread? What fake bread have you been eating?

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  • 12 points justanothertmpuser

    I bet water also ranks high on the list...

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    12 points Trick_Awareness_3329

    We use water only to washing. And the beer is much on a higher rank than oxygen

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    3 points dankshot35

    beer contains water

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    1 points Fractoluminescence

    Yes, that's why if they already have beer they don't need plain water

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  • 3 points Candy_Certain

    Was expecting a shower of funny comments.

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  • 3 points conjuritis

    Hmmm. Big if true.

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  • 1 points devilscry3

    I can confirm, we cannot live without sour fabric

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  • 1 points Klomlor161

    I see what you did there 😉

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  • 1 points Aguywhoexists69420

    I’m no geniuses, but germs that are also men don’t exist I think

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  • 1 points Dry_Education6758

    beer, sauerkraut, sausages? oktoberfest?

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  • 1 points HansHorstJoachim

    Ich mag Sauerstoff atmen.

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  • 1 points Pure-Stretch-1207

    Nah,they couldn’t live without sausages and beer

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  • 1 points maybeimnormal

    Ha

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  • 0 points Over-Wait-8433

    Sour crout and beer, leaderhiusen as well

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