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  • 397 points Fboy_1487

    Agree to this. Why would I want to stay in the car if it’s crashed?

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    126 points Oli_VK

    Right? Like if it crashes I want to get out as fast as possible duh

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    9 points tung-times9_sahur

    /s Especially during a thunderstorm. I don't want to be in the car when it hits. I want to be next to the car when the car gets hit. /s

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    5 points SkeviSachania

    sounds very unmanly, I'd rather convert all my potential energy into kinetic and have the ability to fly (for a few seconds)

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    1 points Fboy_1487

    Where do you get your potential energy in a fucking car my guy?

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    -3 points deleeuwlc

    Because the alternative is briefly becoming a marker before you’re reduced to a red line on the pavement. For most crashes, seatbelts won’t keep you trapped in a dangerous situation

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    28 points SerbianShitStain

    You should look up what jokes and sarcasm are.

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    -13 points deleeuwlc

    Glad you’ve never had to interact with relatives who genuinely believe things like that

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    11 points Fboy_1487

    Am I speaking Norwegian or something? Why do you want to sit in a crashed vehicle, I am out, find my hangover ass on bus.

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    5 points Trustrup

    No, as a Norwegian, I can verify that you are indeed not speaking Norwegian. Then you would have said: "Enig i dette. Hvorfor skulle jeg være i bilen om den kræsjer?" It is a very clear difference. 😊

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    2 points Fboy_1487

    Big fan of the Nordic languages, I know like 10 words in Swedish and I am pretty sure that I can properly read and pronounce that sentence. With Icelandic being exception, and Danish. And obviously Finnish.

    Anyways, can I have some oil please?

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    -5 points deleeuwlc

    Because the alternative to seatbelts is dying a gruesome death after any car crash

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    1 points Particular-Car4407

    r/woosh

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    1 points deleeuwlc

    One again, you’ve clearly never had relatives who genuinely believe that

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  • 59 points Beautiful-Square-112

    I’ll be dead before you see me driving a crashed car

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  • 151 points MePhone6G

    Peak ragebait content

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    31 points Ghost_of_NikolaTesla

    The only people this would enrage, are beta boi losers who have easily hurt butts

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    14 points Murky_Mess79

    Some of us like that.

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    2 points Ghost_of_NikolaTesla

    Like what

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    9 points lambda_14

    Like that

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    5 points Ghost_of_NikolaTesla

    That's what's up

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    3 points Laspher_

    Don’t see it on the ceiling though

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  • 43 points siryourgoodnamehere

    watch this post get removed because it has the n word in it

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  • 15 points XKruXurKX

    Not wearing seatbelt gives you a temporary N-Pass

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  • 9 points darkfifik007

    He was anyway

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  • 8 points TippsAttack

    well I don't think fake people can fly through windshields, can they? Well, except crash test dummies, but those are real fake people.

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  • 5 points Salty_McShaft

    *was

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  • 3 points jaliciensepuromencho

    Was…..

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  • 7 points Nuckin-Futz666

    Fo shizzle!

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  • 2 points Important-Arrival681

    Zoom in. Hes white.

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    1 points Ok-Afternoon-2113

    He could be Mexican lol

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  • 2 points Volnas

    Was

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  • 2 points RacerX-56

    In the UAE it’s considered rude to wear your seatbelt.

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    2 points CommissionNo1931

    so thats who buying all those Universal Car Seat Belt Buckle Alarm Stopper Clip

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  • 2 points Retr0o_-

    Its gay to survive a car accident

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  • 2 points enzinhojunior

    I laughted preaty hard to this, People are staring at me now lol

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  • 1 points Bert1005

    And they said Symbolic Logic and Reasoning wouldn't be useful IRL

    Edit: typo

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  • 1 points gunnLX

    if thats how he views his brother, more power to him. to him, he is a god.

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  • 1 points Queasy_Ad_5739

    Mostafa Amir

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  • 1 points Soft_Stone_6481

    Love that Rule 6 calls out "Lazy Titles"-I've seen good posts tank because of a one-word title; try adding a tiny twist or hook, it usually boosts engagement and keeps the mods happy.

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  • 1 points Wild_Independent8570

    If god wants to take me Imma let him

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  • 1 points TeddyNeptune

    So...Nico Belic in GTA IV?

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  • 1 points Soft_Tomatillo7186

    Best comment

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  • 1 points savethefishbowl

    WTF! Over.

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  • 1 points The-Big-Goof

    Ppsh that's what the windshield is for to stop you.

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