Also, two things:

  1. Im so glad that we’ll be seeing both Coach and Chrissy back on our screens next month

  2. BRING BACK SALTY ELIMINATIONS!!!!!!!

  • Courtney Marit paying tribute to Bruce by doing the one thing he fucking hated more than anything else in the world. She stood and danced and prayed in his rock garden.

    And sang after she asked if she could sing and he said no

    Singing to him when he’s groaning in pain and then Shane trying to dry his ball sack out so he had to help carry the stretcher naked.

    I also love when they do the Survivor Superlatives where they all just dunk on Courtenay.

    In fact Courtenay and Shane fighting that season will always be funny

    "I can excuse you threatening to kill me, but I draw the line at calling my apartment shitty"

    IT'S AN ADJECTIVE!!!

    I wish I pulled that line out when I got in trouble for swearing as a kid. Actually, on second thought, no I don't.

  • Natalie can I have your jacket? Natalie…..Natalie….Natalie

    No no no no, you weren’t in the attack zone

    Left Ace, Ace left, left left

  • I miss bitter vote offs. People should be mad and upset, not happy they got blind sided.

    Agreed, anika was new era though

    She was and every now and a blue moon we get a bitter vote off, just not as frequent as used to be.

    Miss it as well. I like the competitiveness. Didn’t Probst recently say they are trying to avoid the angry boots?

    I never heard him say that but he shouldn't discourage or encourage angry boots. I'm so tired of players smiling and laughing every time they blindsided. Where's your competitive spirit. You should at least be a little pissed off. And angry boots are great TV. Michayla's boot was shocking but her reaction was an all time moment. That being said, too many of these moments, and survivor becomes hard to watch.

    I have no idea, I honestly don't pay attention to his interviews outside the show.ales no sense bc it is a competition show for a million dollars. I would be pissed if I got blind sided by my "friends" and no chance at it. Not just happy for the experience.

    I forgot how awkward she made that, their little pity wave at the end just to get her to move along

    id be so pissed if i got blindsided like anika or michaela , no reason in terms of strategy, purely voted out because the men felt threatened by both women

    Michayla especially. She was intense but she was loyal to Jay.

    bro got so scared once he saw her doing math in the sand 😭😭

    And it wasn't even like... overly complicated strategy or anything. Just basic math lmao

    Honestly! It was like, here's our alliance and here's the final. One of us wins.

    i love her sm, i didnt watch men. vs genx but i saw game changers and i looooved her. that time she came to tribal with the tea?! iconic

    I agree on Michaela but I think Anika’s boot was strategically sound for everyone involved. Sam and her had consistent personality clashes and didn’t trust each other so it made sense for him to target her over someone like Andy whose main loyalty was to him & who he didn’t see as a strong player going into the merge; Andy was on the bottom and Sam was the one who put in the most work to scoop him up, so it makes sense that he’d be happy to ride with Sam on anyone that isn’t him; and Sierra knew that she’d be both other parties’ #2 in a Rachel/Anika/Sierra trio, while she’d be Sam’s #1 in a Sam/Andy/Sierra trio.

    Agreed. This was good game play by Sam. If Andy went, he was either next, or at best, was in a tie vote with Anika.

    What this isn’t a sexist thing, Michaela specifically trusted Jay/will too much, and she revealed how hard she was actually playing. That’s why she got voted off.. not cause she’s a women C’mon..

    Totally agree. Why would anyone smile and say good luck guys when blindsided and now out of the running. May look nice but let’s get real!

  • Pretty much anything Russell Hantz’s nephew did was unintentionally hilarious to me. And in a way coach because he kept leading him further and further down the path to self destruction!

    The way I’ll describe B.Hantz is he was funny to laugh at until he he really really wasn’t.

    Yeah. I couldn't stand him as a player the first time and then he came back. I hated him even more. And then his mental breakdown happened. That was really rough to watch.

    Up it kept getting worst until it went off the rails, he was clearly not suited to play even after the first time, Jeff probably shouldn’t have brought him back again tbh.

    Don’t think it was Jeff’s idea he doesnt like the Hantz clan as much as the rest of CBS 

    I looove a good villain, russell, brandon, rodney. hilarious

    Like when he flipped his shit at Phillip?

    Russell is GOATed at being unintentionally funny.

  • I will never laught harder when Adam tried to play the podium as an ido

    “It was worth a try”

    “Always”

    It's the kind of fearless cringe I wish I had. So many of us would be too scared to look foolish and lose an opportunity. What was the worst that would happen? He'd get voted out, which was happening anyway. But what if the cringe paid off!?

    If it turned out to actually be an active fleur de lis idol it would have been the most genius move in survivor history

    I was convinced production would use that idea in a future season because of that lol

    People who play ORGs will always try the most random and nonsensical stuff in an attempt to get the advantage. Is always worth a try anyway

    A+ for effort 😂

    worst take I’ve ever seen about this is “they should’ve let him use it as an idol!!!”

    Best take I’ve seen about this is that in the tradition of throwing all fake idols in the fire, they should’ve burned the podium

  • So salty we never got Jay back. Dude was an absolute killer

    One of my favorites, his rivalry/friendship with Adam throughout the whole season isn’t talked about enough.

    Is there a reason Jay was never brought back?

    He went on to do the Challenge. Wonder if that is why.

    Dee coming back for s50 means we have hope for Jay!

    I think she got permission though. Plus she was a winner.

    That's another CBS show though, so I don't think that has anything to do with it. Usually they're more averse to bringing back players that went on another network.

    It more likely has to do with there being fewer returnee seasons since MvGx (33). You had Game Changers (34), EoE (39), WaW (40), and now 50. He didn't win, so he was ineligible for WaW, GC was right after MvGx, and Zeke and Michaela were that season's representatives. That leaves EoE, where there were only 4 returnees (one being David from MvGx), he just didn't make the cut.

    For sure a more reasonable answer. He did start doing multi seasons of the challenge and seemed to enjoy that. I have no clue if he said he would do survivor again, but The Challenge kept calling so he kept going.

    Right, that's one thing I didn't mention before, it goes both ways with the timing, he also has to be willing and available if/when Survivor calls.

    Jeff gets very jealous!

    He’s really only had one opportunity and it was the season right after his - game changers. We need more returnee seasons.

    He’s one of the people I most want to see play again. As well as Sean Rector and hippie Cody

    As someone on the spectrum who struggles with eye contact, I’m always in awe of the “Yeah. I did it” stare down. And against Michaela of all people. I’d have melted in a second. 

    Jay annoyed me TBH. He wasn't a smart, cerebral player. It was almost like he voted with the last person who talked to him before tribal council. Him voting out Michaela was a stupid, pointless move for his game. To this day, I still couldn't even tell you the reason why he did it.

    Different strokes for different folks. I wouldn't call him a good player but he's fun to watch, the michaela stare-down was just some fun TV. I'm just a fan of players who really tap into that cut throat element of the game and own it

    But the only throat he really cut was Michaela's and that wasn't even a beneficial throat for his game.

    iirc wasnt it just because will and jay were bored?

  • Ruffle feathers

  • He said a whole bunch of racist and homosexual stuff

    And another one of my favourites during Thailand’s car reward. Jeff begins the challenge by telling everyone “you’re standing on the first clue”. And as soon as the challenge begins? Everyone sprints off and he disappointedly repeats “you’re standing on the first one”

  • Great picks here - I also remember Natalia (DvG) had a funny/bitter exit

  • Anything involving Angelina, the woman is a top5 casting finding of all time

    I can’t wait for her and Christian and Mike to come back for 50

    I noticed in pictures it doesn’t appear as though she brought a jakcet.. but genevieve did. Queen Gen better watch out

    Saying she was using “military tactics” never gets talked about but I laugh every time I think about it.

  • The Chrissy and Cole scene is even funnier knowing Ryan already dug it up and it was in his underwear.

    And I wish more new era people reacted to their exits like Anika. It was even funnier when Andy flipped on Gata at final 11 and Anika said on Twitter “I wouldn’t have flipped”

    anika was honestly one of the funniest people that season, i loved her lol

  • Tony and Jeremy arguing about what two weeks truly is on WaW. It was such a random clip to include, so it made it all the more funny. They’re both just witty/sharp, unintentionally funny people in general.

    Omg yes this! I forgot what they were arguing about I remember laughing my head off at the lunacy of it all

  • Anika not being able to figure out who the 3 people that voted for her were

  • Chet- I hit my head on the thing back there Joel-I don’t care Chet- I know

    Both Joel and Chet suck but that part legitimately hurts my heart

    Knowing he didn’t get hurt it’s funny looking back but in the moment the way Joel was rag dolling him around I legitimately thought he was gonna die lol

  • I just love how Jay and Michaela never avert their eye contact. It's so intense and real. And she was right!

  • I know it's recent but I'm still chuckling at Savannah diving on the keys.

    and MCs confessional showing the savannah face with her wide eyes staring into her soul 😂😂😂

  • I was just wondering yesterday, how did they get the reverse shot of Michaela? It seems they’d have to stop production and let a camera man over there to get the shot so she had to probably recreate it before grabbing her torch.

  • Do you want to play with me?

    Play with you? In the sand?

  • The funniest survivor interaction to me is Russell and B. Rob on HvV discussing who to get rid of, and Russell, with fully audacity, with Courtney and Sandra in the vicinity, point to them and say "one of these."

    "One of who"

    "One of them"

    The way Rob was so dumbfounded, along with Russell being like "what do you want me to say" and Sandra and Courtney looking at him before going back to what theyre doing and answering Rob makes this the peak funniest moment of the show. Never laughed so hard.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/survivor/comments/1l9seh2/russell_tells_rob_that_sandra_needs_to_go_while/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

  • i love anika she was so real. both her confessionals, beef with sam, and her exit. i hope she comes back soon

  • David’s Oscar-winning performance when votes for Daisy were being read on Survivor AU All-Stars 🤣

    • "Several means seven"

    • "Candace? From Roro tribe?"

    • "Who wants to date someone that doesn't make the merge?"

    • Kat crying about being blindsided moments after telling Jeff that every loves a blindside.

    • Robb choking Clay and then mocking him back at camp.

    • Michaela sipping tea at tribal council.

  • andy’s wave to anika i’m so dead

  • Jawan getting voted out and getting Rizo’s torch snuffed instead of his 

  • IT GREW LEGS AND WALKED OFF 😤

  • “Denver uhh Diva”

    “Damn!”

  • “Albert come pick up my tiles.” “Albert, drop your stack and come pick up my fucking tiles!”

  • There's a moment from Survivor: America's Tribal Council after they reveal the four finalists for America's Favorite Player are Colby, Boston Rob, Big Tom, and Rupert. Probst goes:

    "I think it's worth noting that, in terms of winners, women outnumber men in this game 5-3 in terms of how many times they've won. And we have no women in the Final Four, whatever that means. Okay..."

    I just always chuckle thinking back at how Jeff makes a drive-by comment touching on the unconscious biases of the voting public without really dwelling or it (or potentially even being in the headspace to actually process it in 2004) before just going "Anyways!" and moving along with business.

  • Funny but sad, when three women convinced this young, naive guy (Erik) to give up his idol, then voted him out. I genuinely felt bad for him but to his credit he took it well.

    “You girls drive me nuts” I think he said 😂😂 funny everytime

  • “I love you Dan”

    “I LOVE CHEESEBURGERS!”

  • I’ve never laughed harder in Survivor than when Jeff announced that Gabler won 43

    Cassidy and Owen looking like shocked Pikachu as Gabler bows to the jury giving him a standing ovation.. it cracks me up whenever I rewatch it

    Same, out of pure joy and excitement

  • “You’re annoying and you get on my nerves… nothing personal” is my favourite line ever bc it’s just so funny. Tailand is a gem of a season

  • Sandra raiding the Morgan camp in Pearl Islands and her entire dialog as she had to take down their shelter tarp by herself because the Morgan tribe refused to help her.

  • Holy sh*t Desi's body

  • Anika's reminds me of Natalia's vote out in DvG

  • I was watching Africa today and I forgot about the moment Clarence tells the chickens of there isn’t an egg in the morning he’s going to kill one of them and then they actually laid an egg. I still find it funny.

  • "FOLLOW THE RAIL! FOLLOW THE RAIL! FOLLOW THE RA-"

  • Jay with ice in his veins. Love that moment.