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  • 25 points AwkwardIntrovertMess

    They tricked me into eating 4.

    I've bean tricked!

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    6 points iamtenko

    They saw you

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    5 points AwkwardIntrovertMess

    Oh no.

    The beans.

    What have I done?

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    2 points Thelastshada

    Ricin poisoning.

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    2 points Belgiandragonwautism

    Now you have to spend six months a year at your uncle’s place

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    1 points AwkwardIntrovertMess

    Damn that'd be hella nice since I unironically have a rich uncle.

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  • 5 points beegtuna

    Beans are good for the soul but not for the mind of a person who can’t control the heart of the body.

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  • 3 points Individual-Luck1712

    Consumed 4 beans Instructions unclear What do now

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    3 points dectk731

    Start running now, you may end up with a slight head start, not that it'll matter. Best of luck to you, and Godspeed.

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  • 3 points therealturbo60

    I have done a bad and counsumed 4 beans

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    3 points therealturbo60

    Help

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    1 points Silver-Marzipan7220

    You cannot be saved

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  • 2 points AnotherEnderman

    This is real actually, one time I consumed π beans and they knew

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  • 2 points -NGC-6302-

    Holy moly it's HD, I haven't seen this one in a long time

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  • 1 points Immediate-Stay6439

    Where are my beans

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  • 1 points Capuccini

    I WILL NOT BE SUBJUGATED BY THE BEANNIE

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  • 1 points cammysays

    Wha kinda beans though? Cause three butter beans is a light snack. Three navy beans is an insult.

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  • 1 points ImmortalBeans

    I have been contacted by the bean enforcement special legume squad, that is all

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  • 1 points soulihide

    lol my eating disorder vibes with this immensely

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  • 1 points L053RK1N6

    Costarican people being the beanocide world champions since the beginning of time

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  • 1 points zewolfstone

    This antivegan propaganda is going too far

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  • 1 points marslander-boggart

    Ok, now they know.

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  • 1 points _MohoBraccatus_

    This is what OCD feels like by the way.

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  • 1 points mynameisrichard0

    👀

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  • 1 points Ivan_Stalingrad

    Someone submitted this picture to be used for his student ID a few years ago I almost pissed myself laughing but sadly had to reject this image

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  • 0 points SufficientMango3853

    Pythagoras aahh post

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