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  • 795 points SomeoneGetTheirMans

    OwO

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    654 points drewdaboss111

    notices your gag reflex

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    505 points Carvhh

    It’s my erect face

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    328 points Username_cantdecide

    Just wait until u see my cock

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    181 points bonbonel

    AND MY AXE

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    52 points cryptamine

    and theeeennn?

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    32 points LeFunnyDood

    why are you asking them bruh you are the next one in the chain

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    6 points cryptamine

    its a quote from "Dude, Wheres My Car?" babe

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    5 points goatman0079

    Sweet, what does mine say?

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    2 points Original_Omzz

    Is it this movie? This deadass just appeared on my feed 2 posts above this one

    https://preview.redd.it/aeya7uxzz87g1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7670db9d99f165feb40f4f18d7b67dd7510fbe02

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    17 points DistinctTone1195

    And your brother!

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    8 points le_Fishe_au_uranium

    Uncommon ball knowledge

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    7 points Weedishh

    AND MY BOW

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    3 points Insert_Bad_Joke

    Pinocchio?

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    1 points Foolishly_Sane

    I love you.

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  • 599 points WaitInSilence

    I don't think anybody has deliberately shot himself in the face with a shotgun.

    Ohh wait! (me looking at this post)

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    36 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    26 points WaitInSilence

    I know. I have seen it.

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    7 points The_SilentFurry

    are we talking about the facebook live man

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    23 points Emotional_Piano_16

    bro shot himself in the face with a shotgun, sure, but he dodged a bullet

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    7 points AccomplishedYak9827

    wdym by that?

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    25 points Hidden-Sky

    the OwO people are always crazy

    trust me, i would knOwO

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    17 points Visible_Error_4743

    Have you ever of this cool band called Nirvana?

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    5 points lazyanachronist

    Courtney did it.

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    1 points NoPseudo79

    Beat me to it

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    3 points Munnin41

    Pretty sure Cobain killed himself with a shotgun

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    3 points Substantial-Trick569

    ik this is a joke but shotgun in particular made me hear the samsung ringtone circa 2020

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    -11 points Heavy_Can8746

    Some guys do stuff like this but then complain no chick wants them and all girls are superficial and want models and rich guys.

    His confidence is shit and that is a huge turn off for most women.

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    10 points WaitInSilence

    Chill a bit. Not all underconfident men hate women. Don't be spending too much time engaging with trolls.

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    1 points NoPseudo79

    Or, it was a joke

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    -3 points Heavy_Can8746

    You still missed the point lol 😆 😂 

    If your form of joking is putting yourself down then that is still a confidence issue. That was the point. 

    Anyways,....clearly you disagree and good for you ☺️

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    4 points NoPseudo79

    "You still missed the point lol"
    I didn't

    "If your form of joking is putting yourself down then that is still a confidence issue. That was the point."
    And my point was that this is not true. If anything, refusing to joke about your bad sides is much more of a sign that you have confidence issues than the opposite. People hide what they are ashamed of, not the other way around

    It would only be putting yourself down if it isn't true, and even then it can also be a form of sarcasm if people know you do not think of yourself that way (same principle than dark humor)

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    0 points Heavy_Can8746

    Lol ok buddy

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  • 227 points ClarkSmallville

    They were vibing, they were joking around already, she was hyping him up, without being too much.

    This was not giving up the match, this was throwing the table.

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    118 points bigsniffas

    That's definitely 2 men

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    37 points ClarkSmallville

    You are 99% right 😄

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    7 points iamteapot42

    2 straight men*

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    5 points PillCosby696969

    2 straight* men

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  • 70 points cumslutte

    "good thing I don't have a gag reflex"

    oh great I'll double up on my monthly mouse poison budget

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    12 points WaitInSilence

    What kind of weak ass poison is that?

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    4 points cumslutte

    don't rly matter as long as they don't have the gag reflex

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    2 points WaitInSilence

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    2 points Any-Flow-9073

    Rat poison can be harmful, but naturally you throw it up

    If the person doesn't have a gag reflex, they won't vomit the poison out

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  • 52 points goose-was-here

    Awwwww poor guy!

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  • 45 points Alive-Psychology6050

    https://preview.redd.it/zm35d543407g1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e38dfb65d879ea669c2de5824ac2cb53d17b156

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  • 29 points InternetSea8293

    Wasn't this engraved on the casing of one of the bullets used by the killer of Charlie Kirk?

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    7 points THEbadmanoftheworld

    Yeah that's what I was thinking

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    3 points ChiaraStellata

    Yes but this is a meme that long predates the shooting.

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    0 points Substantial-Trick569

    yeah bc the guy that did it is a gay furry.

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    4 points WetRatFeet

    Based

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  • 16 points Freak-1

    Damn that's the most impressive out of all

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  • 15 points The_SilentFurry

    someone analyze this like chess

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    32 points imacrimanal

    https://preview.redd.it/i7vupcxdj17g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0374be425b27caae4e2f00dc74cf1bb7fc787ce

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    10 points The_SilentFurry

    lets fucking go

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    2 points Lloyd_lyle

    what video is this from?

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    2 points Typical_Ad7213

    These are icons from The Chess App.

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  • 10 points Snabelpaprika

    Its not the size that will make her gag, it's the smell!

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    4 points whenishit-itsbigturd

    Good thing she doesn't have a gag reflex 

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    2 points Fickle-Ad-7348

    Wait until she smells his face

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  • 7 points wwerdo4

    “Friendly fire will not be tolerated”

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  • 3 points recluseMeteor

    Well, some people would prefer an ugly dude with a big penis rather than a handsome guy with a small one.

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    1 points Fickle-Ad-7348

    Sadly that's not my ex

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  • 3 points Eggs-_-Benedict

    https://preview.redd.it/lgbmde40c37g1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=2631067d7c3e4c0fce9c915508294e7c28ebe2a7

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  • 3 points No_Entertainment6792

    good think I am not a woman cuz I would fall for this kind of humor like HARD

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  • 2 points mossybeard

    Now that I think about it, when I was single and 19 and friends with this girl and her older sister, she told me her sister didn't have a gag reflex apropos of nothing. Huh.

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  • 2 points Yellowthrone

    I mean is this really that bad? It's better to prep someone. Being ugly is kind of a hard no for a lot people.

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  • 1 points Fellarm

    Jesus please come pick me up im scared 🥃🗿

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  • 1 points Key-Month6651

    Low self esteem is a hell of a thing......i get it but even with how ugly as shit i feel all that would go away if someone was actually flirting with me. Too bad that will never happen.

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  • 1 points Steam__-

    Jeeesus....

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  • 1 points Doomscroller3000

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  • 1 points IThinkItsAverage

    With me, your gag reflex wouldn’t even come into play 😎… 😢

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  • 1 points 9spaceking

    Fools mate vs Bongcloud

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  • 1 points Unnecessary-Cum

    oh my God

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