This is fine

99 points Otherwise-4PM

What’s your neighbor’s profession?

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96 points y60patrol

The fastest but slowest sperm made it to the egg

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13 points Inevitable_Bit_9871

Sperm is just a fertilizer with half of DNA

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2 points dexter2011412

You're responding to a bot

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1 points Accomplished_Bug8975

How do you know it is a bot ?
Thx.

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1 points dexter2011412

they respond to their own post and never to other comments

and many reverse searches for the same title and image

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32 points xX_UnorignalName_Xx

Its funny my parents are disappointed in me because I'm a physicist... They wanted me to be a businessman.

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2 points randomdarkbrownguy

Do you make enough to support yourself?

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1 points xX_UnorignalName_Xx

I'm still a student, so no.

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1 points randomdarkbrownguy

My condolences

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1 points AgreeableLife9067

Damn I was sure he would say yes too

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21 points Specific_Tap7296

Wait. How do i get paid for shit posting? I've been doing it pro bono, ffs!

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3 points AdWise638

Well that guy's a youtuber so you just have to make videos and grow a channel lmao

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12 points Gamer_Ladd

Wait Swagger’s dad is a rocket scientist and his mom is a physicist?

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1 points AdWise638

Thats what I was thinking lol

Its like Jack Black

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6 points snertwith2ls

I'm sure they're very proud of their special child!

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1 points Mundane_Fall_9134

Meeeeeee

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1 points sparkplay

I don't think "ironic" is the word to use. Tragic, more like.

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1 points Appropriate-Battle32

My first thought teading this was "ain't America great?"

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