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  • 1435 points rugbat

    Similar thing happened to me, but she got me in bed before the disappointment.

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    309 points BloodkinErikson

    Criminally relatable 💀💀

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    98 points Millworkson2008

    Made it further than OOP at least

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    53 points Various_Investment_2

    It's okay brother, that disappointment was at herself as not everyone can handle the almighty power of The Angry Inch when they are finally face to face with The Mighty Thunder Thimble

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    1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    2 points rugbat

    That and two minutes in pound town. 😂

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  • 865 points Maniak4126

    This happened to me with job interviews.

    Over the phone, I sound like Carlton Banks.

    But in person, I look like Omar from The Wire.

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    189 points AlarmingAffect0

    "Sorry to bother you…"

    That's rough, buddy. I'm guessing your field isn't one where you can hide your looks/take advantage of your voice, like telemarketing, radio/podcasting, etc?

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    104 points Maniak4126

    Before that, I had a job, but it was a low-level something where I could stay in the back. Then I became a manager and HAD to be in people's faces. My customer service skills were top, but I didn't have that 'conventional' look, if you know what I mean.

    When I went for another job, the interviewer over the phone was more than excited to meet me. When he met me tho, it became like a bad date, where he wanted to end the interview ASAP just to call me 3 days later to say that 'the position has been filled'. Lmao

    Now, I don't care about how I look because anyone I deal with is immediately disarmed by how professional I come off as. Lol

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    17 points AlarmingAffect0

    Damn, I'm very happy for you! Well done!

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    13 points CUNTALUCARD

    You are a straight up Gangsta !

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    5 points Harambesic

    Omar comin!

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    4 points Maniak4126

    whistles 'The Farmer in the Dell' as menacingly as possible

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    2 points Harambesic

    Br'er Rabbit territory.

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    30 points Gold_Razzmatazz_7652

    I’m black with a “white” name. I’ve been called in to interview and then found out they didn’t hire me because I was black

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    13 points Maniak4126

    I'm in the same boat because my name is 'Biblical'. They see it on paper and think there's some potential until they get the 14th Apostle from 'Dogma', Rufus...

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    8 points hobbesme75

    Geoffrey, pronounced Joffree?

    tea time, Lord Geoffrey!

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    5 points Maniak4126

    Ayo, G!!! WHAT UP!?!?

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    17 points GreenValeBrooke117

    It's all in the game, right?

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    9 points Maniak4126

    No doubt.

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    18 points laffy_man

    Omar from the Wire is at the very least attractive so you got that going for you.

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    13 points Maniak4126

    Michael K. Williams WAS a sexy beast fr...

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    8 points Saritiel

    Oh, indeed...

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    7 points CaptainXplosionz

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    9 points Background_Dealer587

    I mean i find both equally good from the vibe :D

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    10 points JimmyQBSneaks

    Lmao now I’m picturing you showing up to the job interview like this:

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    10 points Maniak4126

    I could only DREAM of having this much swag...

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    6 points dtdroid

    The early bird may get the worm, but the cheese gets the wine

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    7 points Maniak4126

    But never forget, 'The Cheese stands alone...'

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    3 points dtdroid

    I think that's what I meant to say. Thanks for getting my butchered reference anyway

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    4 points Maniak4126

    Nah, man. Baller analogy either way.

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    1 points NarrMaster

    Not alone! Ricotta, to the Cheese!

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  • 286 points BurialBlaster2

    I talked with a girl once for hours, in person. We had so much in common, she even said "this is like talking to a mirror." I decided to ask her out the next time I saw her. "You're great, but you're not my type." Shot down because I have hair and no tattoos. Dodged a bullet honestly.

    edited to add:

    I love how everyone assumes that I felt entitled to be in a relationship with this girl, and that's why I feel I dodged a bullet. No, as I continued to get to know her I realized she was super shallow, very controlling, and very insecure in the relationship she got into after this. Also, no I didn't want to fuck her. I would have had to date someone or at least a couple of months before I would even be able to consider having sex with anyone.

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    136 points heidly_ees

    Hey it's easier to go from hair and no tattoos to no hair and tattoos than the opposite

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    16 points IStealThyPancake

    I can 100% attest to this being the case.

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    41 points BluePandaYellowPanda

    Do you also like women with no hair and tats though?

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    8 points BurialBlaster2

    Christy Mack is pretty hot...

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    7 points milehighguy318

    Why is someone not being physically attracted to you dodging a bullet lol?

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    35 points BurialBlaster2

    No, she ended up being really shallow. And really insecure in her current relationship.

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    2 points milehighguy318

    Well it sounds like you dodged a bullet, then! Lmao

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    5 points RixirF

    Because obviously he deserves to go out with any human that will accept having a conversation with him, duh. It's inconceivable to have an engaging conversation for no reason at all.

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    -17 points Plenty_Structure_861

    He spent all that time talking to another person and didn't even get to fuck? Her good boy point threshold must be too high. Bullet dodged. 

    Yall know I'm joking right? 

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    12 points BurialBlaster2

    I'm demisexual actually, I would have had to date her for a couple months at least before I would even be able to sleep with her.

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    5 points ScreamingLabia

    Are you saying she was into neo natzis or am i reading into it too much.

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    15 points BurialBlaster2

    She likes burly biker dudes.

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    5 points Undercraft_gaming

    Thats just your terminally online mind speaking

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    0 points alansir

    Its reddit

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    -10 points jacksonesfield

    maybe you were shot down because you clearly felt entitled to a romantic relationship after 1 conversation

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    22 points Its_da_boys

    Asking someone out doesn’t mean you feel entitled to a relationship with them, what a weird take

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    2 points Obligatorium1

    They have no issue with the asking someone out part. They're specifically referring to this:

    Shot down because I have hair and no tattoos. Dodged a bullet honestly.

    I.e. the idea that the girl did something objectionable by having dating standards for physical attraction.

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  • 144 points Hefty-Station1704

    Respond to her look by saying, "Imagine how I feel".

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  • 136 points bicyclejawa

    oof

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  • 87 points BlargerJarger

    I also know the sorrow of a deceptively sexy phone voice. The looks I’ve had.

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    29 points Standard-Metal-3836

    At least you got the voice. Imagine having neither... 

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  • 33 points RealEstorma

    Mine is “you know, you are really short” yeah yeah, I am Queen Victoria over here.

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    5 points morigrl

    I had the opposite happen, we talked a lot and really clicked but upon meeting in person he got quiet and said “I didn’t know you were that tall” - the funny thing is that I’m only 5’9 but oh well 🤷‍♀️

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    1 points RealEstorma

    Maybe give me 4 inches? We would be the perfect height 😂

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  • 32 points P4azz

    Well, she learned a lesson, at least. Never fall in love with a voice alone.

    Try as you might, you simply will not be able to discern what someone looks like from their voice alone and your mind will always make up the most fitting version to your current emotional state. Ergo, you like the voice? Your brain makes that person attractive and reality can only disappoint.

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    2 points DazB1ane

    I’ve learned that the hard way with singers. I imagine such an attractive person attached to the voice and get so disappointed when I look them up. One of the few exceptions is Andy Black. Sexy deep voice that absolutely matches his face

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    1 points Scarlett_Billows

    Proven every time I see what the radio DJ looks like

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  • 16 points QuentinTheGentleman

    Best possible pfp for that situation honestly.

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  • 17 points Greedyfox7

    My dad tells a story like this. Years ago there was a lady that answered the phone for a vendor he used and apparently she had a very nice voice. Well he met her in person one day and said that while she had the voice for phone sex she had the body of a beach ball and a mustache.

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  • 13 points Demeter_Crusher

    Consider ASMR or vtubing...

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  • 7 points Spaceman_Spoff

    Yeah… when I was a pizza delivery guy I showed up and the girl opened the door and she said “damn I was hoping for a hot one”. Brutal

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  • 6 points swannybass

    I too have a face for radio

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  • 4 points EfficiencyStriking50

    Ouch.

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  • 4 points Tall_Direction_2898

    Full body skeleton costume for high school party. I was 17. Was dancing on the floor in costume, and Jaimy (yup, really spelled that way), who I’d had a crush on for months, just started dancing with me. People around loved it. Song ended, and she started to tug on my mask, wanting to know who was under. I pull it off and smile at her. She goes pale, looks like she’s about to vomit, and ducks into the crowd. I take a minute to just acknowledge what happened while the crowd starts dissipating, some friends clapping me awkwardly on the shoulder. I leave the party. Jaimy and I never publicly acknowledge what happened.

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  • 3 points East-Care-9949

    If have had it with some lady's, their voice over the phone is amazing but then when you meet them in person they look completely different then in your mind

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  • 2 points krokodopoulos

    peeetahh??

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    89 points mariarty_221b

    the girl in the pizza shop either thought she knew the caller (by his voice) and liked him, or the caller has an attractive voice and she expected an attractive man but he wasn't

    had to reread it like 5 times until i understood tbh

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    9 points JJay9454

    One time I was talking to a guy on Tinder and he kept texting about how sexy he thought my voice would be. I sent a cute little video of me calling him handsome, and I was immediately unmatched with.

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    4 points Consistent_Claim5217

    Same, I was having a little trouble with deciphering it with how it was worded. I dunno, it just feels a little... off

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    1 points Suvtropics

    Same

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    -1 points ReckoningGotham

    I'm going to guess the reality was that OP misread the situation entirely in a fit of main character energy.

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    19 points ptvlm

    The girl was flirty and interested in the guy over the phone, but not when she saw what he looked like.

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    13 points rage-quit

    My dude has a voice, and apparent a face for Radio

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    1 points queenofshiba8

    I came to comment this very thing 🤙🏼

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  • 1 points Norker_g

    Sorry, can somebody explain what is happening here? I am just stumped.

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    2 points Moabkilr45

    So basically

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    1 points Norker_g

    r/redditsniper

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  • 1 points Elessar_G

    oopss

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  • 1 points WatchTheTimbsB

    "Was that you on the phone? ...oh."

    https://preview.redd.it/x5lmyuvjsw6g1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf0d505a13efe6884c9c785f69c8c09b7c09eaed

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  • 1 points ArkwrightST

    It works both ways, I worked with a lady who was positioned at another site but we had spoken on the phone frequently and things had even got a little flirty at times, she had the voice of an angel, sounded so sweet and lovely, when she turned up at my site once for a training session she looked like a hag, my disappointment was immeasurable and my year ruined

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  • 1 points budjohn36

    Used to work drive thru in fast food. Got it all the time

    Have the voice and face for radio

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  • 1 points SGT_Spoinkus

    I genuinely don't understand what they're saying happened. Who is who? Is the punchline that they're ugly?

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  • 1 points UwUfit

    Profile picture makes it 1000x better

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  • 0 points linuswanberg

    Am I the only one who got a stroke reading this and felt like, peeetha please explain.

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