Elbowed so hard, he started soloing “Funeral for a Friend”

145 points youuuuwish

One kid needed emergency surgery and the other got charged with aggravated assault.

parent

16 points sock_pup

Link?

parent root

45 points youuuuwish

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836563/amp/Shocking-video-shows-Utah-high-school-student-using-ELBOW-strike-boy-s-head.html

parent root

19 points toblies

I love how the paper capitalized "ELBOW" just to emphasize what a radical new fighting method this was...

parent root

10 points sock_pup

Thank you

parent root

1 points SCHWARZENPECKER

No it was Zelda

parent root

5 points ThePrideOfKrakow

One got wasted and the other's a waste?

parent root

5 points youuuuwish

Ya gotta keep 'em separated!

parent root

2 points ThePrideOfKrakow

Goes down the same as ever before....

parent root

2 points Pringles_loud

Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate!

parent root

2 points Karrion8

Just a side note here. It seems like every time the word assault is brought up, someone on Reddit points out that assault is the threat of violence, battery is the act of inflicting bodily harm.

I wonder why he was charged with aggravated assault and not battery?

parent root
28 points Calm-Macaron5922

How dead is he?

parent

10 points peentiss

at least 40%

parent root
59 points bad_kitty881148

It looks like his brain is solving those quick math problems I see kids doing weird hand signs to solve

parent

4 points EmployFew2509

Bald headed kids throwing up gang signs in the hood?

parent root

5 points bad_kitty881148

It what it sure looks like, it’s inger counting, Chisanbop (finger math).

parent root
11 points BrownBoognish

funeral for a friend? my man thats i think im gonna kill myself for sure.

parent
8 points Timmerdogg

I'm pretty sure this was on the sub D or V?

parent

4 points eric685

Huh?

parent root

22 points Nomemesmames

r/deadorvegetable

parent root

13 points MCD4KBG

Banned!?

parent root

7 points Born_Concentrate7247

Damn

parent root

12 points Nomemesmames

Just happened I guess. I was on it not 2 hours ago.

parent root

1 points No-Stuff-1320

Got anything similar?

parent root

2 points meanguy69

Tragic news

parent root

2 points eric685

Thank you!

parent root

2 points Nomemesmames

You are welcome

parent root
3 points OmicronAlx

Kid became a cockroach after being sprayed

parent
3 points 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-I

A sucker elbow.

parent
2 points iwillsure

Cowardly

parent
2 points OneEyedRocket

He will regret doing that his whole life

parent

2 points Jagged_Rhythm

Which one?

parent root

3 points OneEyedRocket

Elbow guy

parent root
1 points BoneZone05

parent
1 points rastroboy

What a douche bag move

parent