Fetterman Writes Letter Asking Israel’s President to Pardon Netanyahu
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  • 108 points Nightshiftcloak

    He would rather give Israel another 10 Billion in funding and for the purposes of genocide than have to spend 1 fucking moment advocating for a single fucking impoverished Pennsylvanian.

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    3 points ScaryShadowx

    So a typical US politician. They are just representing the people that pay them.

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  • 45 points Terrible_Ice_1616

    God I don't even want to imagine what they got him on video doing, must have been the easiest honeypot operation of all time

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    53 points GlassBellPepper

    He doesn’t want the Fee Fi Fo Fum tapes to leak, it would kill his career if people knew that he was responsible for all those medieval villages getting flattened.

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    19 points AnthropoidCompatriot

    People have already been suspicious about why his breath smells like human bones. 

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    14 points egg_breakfast

    why don't any of them crack?

    this ogre of a person has got such a good life that he can't risk losing it, and has to spend his days pretending to love israel?

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    16 points biohazard-glug

    According to his new book, he was severely mentally ill even before the stroke. He never should have been given this position.

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  • 66 points Fedupington

    Does Bibi have footage of this guy eating a baby or something?

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    52 points Lord_Chode

    either that or they made him believe they have a stroke gun

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    17 points TruckHangingHandJam

    I have this theory they send him shipments of dead Palestinian children as payment. A sort of fucked up Cookie Monster situation 

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    10 points kurosawa99

    If I eat Gaza brain my brain get better NOM NOM

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  • 57 points SchIachterhund

    If it looks like a Golem, gracefully shuffles like Golem and protects his master like Golem...

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  • 25 points Necrobard

    I didn't know he could read and write

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  • 26 points Ill-Basil8524

    Fetterman really went from based Pennsylvania Democrat to just another AIPAC stooge huh

    Wild how fast these guys pivot once they get to DC

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    6 points Efficient-Celery4617

    ...makes me wonder if there's something more at work than "you must fuck a kid to death before we let you be rich and powerful." Surely SOMEONE would have spilled the beans by now, unless...

    Brain-chipped?

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    14 points Lakiw

    I think it's just money, dude. It's that simple.

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    1 points bathingapeassgape

    and implicated death for you and your family

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  • 21 points tonyislost

    Fetterman turning into this generation’s Steven Seagal.

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  • 38 points kurosawa99

    As far as I know Pennsylvanians are really struggling like most Americans right now you crippled depressing failure of a human.

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  • 12 points Big_Man_Meats_INC

    Wow, I wrote to Santa for the same thing!

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  • 12 points Cyril_Clunge

    Remember when people used to not want a Catholic president because he’d listen too much to the Pope?

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  • 10 points JakeTappersCat

    Won't be long until he sponsors a bill to allow people born in Israel like Bibi and his son Yair to run for US presidency. Such a bill would easily pass thanks to AIPAC

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  • 7 points cherring620

    God, I fucking hope he gets primaried...

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    4 points AnthropoidCompatriot

    Did you mean "I fucking hope he gets *primated*"?

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    3 points cherring620

    Sure, that works. I'd settle for him getting the same ending as the bad guy in Trading Places.

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  • 10 points yn_opp_pack_smoker

    50 gorillion more to israel

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    8 points AnthropoidCompatriot

    You're only saying that because he's half gorilla on his mother's side, you racist.

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  • 5 points ElTamaulipas

    The Blaster to Netanyahu's Master.

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    3 points AnthropoidCompatriot

    Who run Martyrtown?

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  • 6 points BackoffD

    I like how these Epstein island enthusiasts tell on the themselves because they just can't do otherwise

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  • 4 points Anton_Pannekoek

    The Democrats: “Why we don’t win!”

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  • 3 points Rashpukin

    Fuck that guy!

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  • 2 points Masta0nion

    Dissolve the republic.

    Direct democracy with AI as our facilitator.

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  • 2 points diabeticNationalist

    It's all ogre now.

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  • 1 points Chrissyneal

    should’ve also asked their kween

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  • 1 points Successful-Dream-698

    i personally don't think he was that bad before the stroke, but he's cooked. one of his responses to the expose was to say that he wanted to go to rooms filled with love. he didn't want to listen to his constituents bitching. i mean, what a disgrace.

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