Blue Raspberry drink.
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  • 542 points CatsBeerGardenCoffee

    0% juice.

    May contain windex, may contain wiper fluid.

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    144 points Rejectid10ts

    But at least it's been pasteurized

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    74 points cropguru357

    And won’t freeze.

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    39 points Powerful-Chemist888

    When I.drink 4loko blue frost I think I'm drinking windshield wiper fluid

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    31 points OpusAtrumET

    You are

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    13 points Powerful-Chemist888

    Would not be suprised

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    13 points cropguru357

    It’s like Taco Bell, man. You’re not supposed to look at it.

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    3 points TabNichouls

    Hilarious 😂

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    4 points apex_super_predator

    And you will have the blue anti freeze in your veins. Ao little tovno chance if you getting cold.

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    4 points SourceShard

    It's also been Quality Chekd

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    14 points Tkinney44

    But it's delicious! Well not as delicious as when I was a kid. Now a days it tastes like syrup and a melted Popsicle

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    18 points deplorable_guido

    Remember when it came in the little grenade size bottles?

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    9 points OpusAtrumET

    They said they were barrels but we knew they were grenades. Especially the green ones.

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    10 points mysecondaccountanon

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    12 points KindaKrayz222

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    35 points selfawarefeline

    May contain gender fluid

    https://preview.redd.it/m2a1cihejt4g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a0cd8c1c7a9977833c1fe4c7ee27a740379c703

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    9 points Additional_Tank4385

    „Yeah of course I have a gf. It’s in my backpack. Yes it’s Gender Fluid.“ Weird products out there yo 😭

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    11 points selfawarefeline

    It’s from Omega Mart in Las Vegas!

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    2 points withalookofquoi

    You have no idea what’s in store for you!

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    18 points Additional_Tank4385

    I mean as long as it tastes good what’s the problemo

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    4 points HeSureIsScrappy

    Anti freeze tastes good, supposedly. But it'll kill you.

    Soooooo....

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    2 points OrangeBug74

    Dogs will drink Antifreeze and die. It is a common fluid used to poison spouses whose life insurance is more valuable than they are. Given too quickly, person goes blind similar to drinking methanol. Gradual use results in multi systemic problems, particularly renal damage. The bottle looks dangerous as hell to me.

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    10 points SQWRLLY1

    Let's not forget about Fabuloso!

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    6 points OpusAtrumET

    Gonna have a real shiny digestive tract.

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    4 points PatBateman2000

    I laughed so hard at this hahah

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    3 points Present_Daikon1806

    Ok....but does it still taste like blue? If so, where can I buy this blue drink that will make my insides as clean as a window?

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    3 points journeyman369

    https://preview.redd.it/swukvxciyx4g1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35aaae16371b167ac0624c49536d30e60d569997

    Captain Windex to the rescue

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    2 points Holykorn

    Should have done “wonder windex “

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    2 points PRESRE

    💀

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    2 points FourFatSamurai

    Someone definitely loved the blue Hugs.

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    2 points probnotaloser

    Your guess is as good as ours, but we dyed it blue for you!

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    2 points istolethesun12

    My favorite!!

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    2 points [deleted]

    May be Subaru antifreeze 😆

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  • 195 points NoDontDoThatCanada

    Wow. This brings back about a 5 year section of my childhood where we were not doing great.

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    67 points Outrageous-Grass-892

    This sentence makes me sad.. bc I saw this at ALOT of Birthday parties and were always the cheapest

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    30 points NoMudNoLotus369

    Blue drank

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    23 points OpusAtrumET

    If those Sunny D kids come around here I'm going to be LIVID

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    25 points revenantiality

    It's not drank unless your throat itch from it

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    2 points RocketCityRocko

    😂

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    10 points Fatfilthybastard

    Sugar. Water. Blue.

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  • 143 points Horror-Customer4835

    "What flavor do you want?"

    Me: Blue

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    25 points Royweeezy

    Blue has the most antioxygens.

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    16 points ThatsaFishBarcode

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    4 points Big-Ad-4129

    I really wanted this to be the first comment 😭

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    3 points Massive_Staff1068

    Where do I put my feet?

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  • 128 points manic_popsicle

    My mom used to get us these but the green flavor when I was a kid. We were pretty poor so it was such a fun treat over the summer. It tasted like flavor and chemicals

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    41 points SweatyBid7830

    MMMM, chemicals.

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    23 points JinNJ

    Now I’m starving.

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    12 points Carpe____diem

    This dialogue is friggin’ hilarious 🤣.

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  • 63 points Sage_King_The_Rabbit

    I would down this, though my shit might be neon turquoise for a few days

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    30 points Forsaken-Ad-2369

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  • 55 points sevenbluedonkeys

    What is juice? I want drink! /davechapelle

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    29 points MidAmericanGriftAsoc

    There it be! Suga, wata, purple!

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    18 points brispence

    "I want that blue stuff..."

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    6 points butterscotchtamarin

    OJ... Purple stuff...

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    5 points OpusAtrumET

    If you say Sunny D to me I can't be responsible for my actions.

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    4 points ChaosOfOrder24

    I want that purple stuff.

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  • 28 points loliam

    Its somehow even more insidious that this stuff has so few ingredients, instead of a laundry list.

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    18 points Inner_Grab_7033

    Mostly because its literally just water, corn syrup and a bunch of 'flavors' which they do not need to disclose. 

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    9 points SkyblueRata

    No no, it’s Flavors: F, D, & C 💀⚰️😂

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    2 points loliam

    Exactly😰

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    6 points Mean-Bathroom-6112

    Natural and artificial flavours. There are probably a bunch of ingredients that are not listed

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    4 points TexasJOEmama

    I just looked at the ingredients, kinda surprises me, too.

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  • 28 points Triggered-cupcake

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    4 points Slow_Maximum9332

    Sunny Delight is not orange juice.

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  • 19 points TaintedWarden

    “I have some blue raspberry juice.”

    “Huh? Ni**a what the fuck is juice? I want some blue raspberry drink baby.

    Mm, it’s blue!

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    [deleted]

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    4 points Wespiratory

    Apple drink, motherfucka

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  • 17 points CTALKR

    I can taste the corn syrup already

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  • 6 points Rhg0653

    Wait is this a quarter water but in gallon form

    Im down!!!

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    3 points kainers78

    Hahah quarter water. 😂 I loved that shit.

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    3 points LilCheese73

    Everybody in the hood knows Quarter waters and tropical fantasy are sperm killers.

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    2 points Rhg0653

    Tell that to my 4 kids 😆

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    2 points LilCheese73

    I mean if you drink it before your nuts drop I guess you’ll be fine.🤷🏾‍♂️

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  • 5 points faux_shore

    Riot juice!

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    3 points DrDrankenstein

    ..needs more antifreeze

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  • 5 points PJballa34

    High fructose corn syrup drank.

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  • 6 points renexz

    Holy shit the ingredients list 💀

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  • 4 points brian4027

    Where is the purple stuff

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  • 5 points Ztronic412

    Back in the day I would crush a brand called fruit rush as a kid, same look zero percent juice all sugar but orange flavored, even most kids would call it to sweet glad I don’t care for it anymore

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  • 4 points Superbaker123

    Hummingbird food

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  • 3 points isoSCHLEEPY

    The type of punch (?) I grew up on. Put that in a cup and freeze it. Makes a perfect slushy.

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  • 7 points OsomeOli

    100% would down this shit in 2 days if it tastes better than the sunny D blue raspberry garbage

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    5 points hella_cious

    It absolutely does taste better cause it doesn’t have oil in it like sunny d

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    5 points DesperateFreedom246

    After looking this up, I'm more confused why they added Splenda to Sunny D when it is already mostly high fructose corn syrup

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    3 points OpusAtrumET

    Canola oil. What the fuck, people?

    Something something absorbing nutrients... Is it in more beverages and I'm just woefully ignorant?

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    5 points hella_cious

    Nah it’s just that weird drink

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    3 points OpusAtrumET

    I'm flummoxed

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  • 3 points tobinls1993

    So it’s just sugar water + blue food dye

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  • 3 points limesqueezyx

    Chemical soup

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  • 3 points Creepy_Psychology187

    This gave me a memory of drinking blue drank out of a plastic barrel that had a tinfoil lid. Lol is this the same thing?

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    2 points elocin1985

    Pretty much the same thing. I haven’t had this stuff in so long but I can just taste how sweet it is and how it like almost hurts your throat or something. I can’t quite describe the feeling. It’s like sharp lol. Kool aid probably had just as much sugar but was much smoother.

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  • 3 points LexiWolf187

    It looks like car coolant, I want some

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  • 2 points HorribleMistake24

    Yes.

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  • 2 points ManCakes89

    I would think the high fructose corn syrup would be listed as the first ingredient, honestly.

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  • 2 points Small_Tax_9432

    That wouldn't last a day in my house lol (I live alone :P)

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  • 2 points Hrafnagar

    "Blue has the most antioxygens."

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  • 2 points SuperDizz

    https://i.redd.it/ymp9yilikv4g1.gif

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  • 2 points coatedbraincells

    Ahh, lovely high fructose corn syrup juice.

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  • 2 points Ok-Compote-4143

    I can taste the diabetes :-)

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  • 2 points dankdrxw

    Blue No. 1 >>> red40

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    2 points Sweet_Elk_5475

    You take that false statement back with you from where you came from

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  • 2 points jzillica

    Galliker’s represent! PA!

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  • 2 points busygirlokay

    448 grams of sugar in that gallon of artificial flavors

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  • 2 points Capital-Eye

    *drank

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  • 2 points OldThanks4542

    Surf piss

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  • 2 points Medical_Hedgehog_724

    Looks something you put in your cars window washer

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  • 2 points gotthesauce22

    Looks like wiper fluid

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  • 2 points KlawKiller2606

    We have something similar at Kwik Trip in the Midwest

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  • 2 points Diz7

    Quality Checkd*

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  • 2 points hunnibon

    Even tho I’ve never had this brand I can taste this and I want some

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  • 1 points Tasty-Mango-8085

    This flavor is good 😊

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  • 1 points Icy_Space5985

    Reminds me of Dave Chappell’s “Grape Drink” sketch:).

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  • 1 points Mondaycomestoosoon

    May contain engine coolant

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  • 1 points AwetPinkThinG

    Probably good with vodka

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  • 1 points McButtersonthethird

    Gimme that purple shit

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  • 1 points Clear_Psychology2328

    Mmmm 😋 I’d chug it

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  • 1 points weeniehutjunior1234

    Ew. Also, I recognized that brand name immediately.

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  • 1 points Philliesfan4fun

    That's a lot less sugar than what I was expecting.

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  • 1 points pizzaduh

    Just looking at this is giving me a hangover.

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  • 1 points Chemist-Patient

    12/25/15 💀💀💀

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  • 1 points kimmiepie43

    Yes, please

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  • 1 points Fun_Western164

    Made from only the finest blue raspberries ripened under the SW PA sun 

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  • 1 points love_kammy

    oh i love those juice less chemical juices

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  • 1 points Xack189

    Wtf

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Sweet baby Jesus. I know exactly where this came from.

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  • 1 points Hizam5

    Misspelled drank

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  • 1 points 93tabitha93

    This is the type of “juice” that would feel like drinking razor blades.

    There’s some “juices” that I just can’t drink

    Usually real cheap-o ones

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  • 1 points RestaurantOk383

    Literally death in a jug

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  • 1 points Bowserking11

    Galliker's for life

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  • 1 points SkodySvobodee

    Windshield washer fluid

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  • 1 points pumpkinrot_candygore

    Wow. I remember this being a treat as a kid.

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  • 1 points deplorable_guido

    Proof the FDA is in cahoots with Pharma. FDA approves the liquid diabetes, Pharma funds the FDA, FDA approves anti diabetes drugs. Or use diabetes and obesity interchangeably.

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  • 1 points Crafty_Lavishness_79

    Mic this with sprite and you got aome pretty okay stuff right there

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  • 1 points Yukahu02

    Wasn't that what they were drinking in that movie Heathers

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  • 1 points CNRavenclaw

    Y'know what, at least it's straight to the point

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  • 1 points timscookingtips

    Back in my 20s, I kept a gallon of grape and one of cherry just for hangovers. I’d guzzle it right out of the jug and be right as rain in half an hour.

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  • 1 points nihi1zer0

    WHY DOES THIS BURN MY THROAT?!?

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  • 1 points ratliege_throwaway

    it always boggles my mind that they can just say "natural and artificial flavors" then not expand on that

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  • 1 points Ok_Fox_1770

    Thinkin of my hungover 20s going to work, get a pack of menthols and gallon of blue death and wonder why I felt like garbage constantly haha. On a hot day tho when you’d buy one for a dollar and chug half right away and then feel sick for a quick second, good times. Orange one also good, be like snow cone syrup after being good so long. Do they still taste like plastic leeching chemicals too?

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  • 1 points thekendalluxx

    I bet it’s gassssss

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  • 1 points Naive-Musician2006

    Tastes like blue

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  • 1 points LupinsLeftShoe

    Pit this stuff in a cleaned out Windex bottle and drink it in public.

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  • 1 points BAMspek

    Doesn’t even contain a single blue raspberry

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  • 1 points Interesting-Exit-520

    Water, sugar and Blue 1

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  • 1 points jnjs232

    Nope

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  • 1 points Former_External_2301

    Sugar… water… blue

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  • 1 points Nrmlgirl777

    Oh god. I was 11 hanging out at my friends house and we snuck this and some of her moms vodka into some of this and 🤢

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  • 1 points Elektrayansa

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  • 1 points ram7677

    It's pasteurized!

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  • 1 points Angrfake

    Quality Chekd.

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  • 1 points 311Konspiracy

    Looks like Riot Punch Detroit Edition

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  • 1 points sexychunky89

    This shit is the reason why I DESPISE anything fruit punch flavored!

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  • 1 points Zealousideal-Dig9397

    Expired 10 years ago lol

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  • 1 points Pale-Protection-6225

    Pasteurized antifreeze?!!!???! YES!

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  • 1 points AmishSloth84

    Aka blue drink.

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  • 1 points Ok_Location7274

    I love gallikers products but this ones a no from me ill just take some lime tea

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  • 1 points jl70imperial

    No artificial ingredients ever! 

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  • 1 points lcarlson6082

    This is like the reverse version of those laundry detergent jugs that look like fruit juice.

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  • 1 points Kev42o4o8

    Damn that’s organ inflammation in a jug y’all.

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  • 1 points Adventurous_Path5783

    Why with the fucking high fructose corn syrup?

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  • 1 points No-Chipmunk-2559

    28g of sugar for 1cup?!

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  • 1 points YakDry9465

    I can feel this in my throat.

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  • 1 points AutocracyWhatWon

    That’s a gallon of liquid lollipop

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  • 1 points CaliSignGuy

    Is this cancer?

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  • 1 points PapaSmurf3477

    Quality Chekd *

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  • 1 points Alternative-Salad800

    The Blue Lake 40 just seeps through your pores.

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  • 1 points acrankychef

    Why do Americans go nuts for sugar water

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  • 1 points Bright-Internal229

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  • 1 points Thehatmancometh22

    Now with 75% less toilet bowl cleaner!

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  • 1 points Fatefire

    I always find it funny all the flavored "dranks" are always bottled by a dairy co. Same in my state

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  • 1 points TattooedPink

    That's fucking disgusting. Toilet cleaner has less chemicals.

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  • 1 points m0rtm0rt

    I feel the sugar burning my throat

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  • 1 points Exact_Comparison_792

    Ingredients: 0% Raspberry.

    🤦‍♂️

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  • 1 points IcyInvestigator6138

    Reading the label makes me wonder why…

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  • 1 points No-Stranger6783

    Comes with a 50% off coupon for diabetes

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  • 1 points OaklandNancy76

    I preferred the red, orange, and purple ones. I still see them in the stores from time to time and I’ve thought about buying one just to see what I thought was a treat. It was always cheaper to make Kool-Aid than buy that drink.

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  • 1 points bonn84

    I think this is supposed to be fed into a slushie or slurpee/icee machine right?

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  • 1 points JUIC3ofORANG3

    Blue mouth and green poo! lol

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  • 1 points JaneDoe93130

    Antifreeze or windshield washer fluid rather, right? 🤔 in any case I will never drink this thing! 🤢

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  • 1 points Sharp_Acadia185

    Barrel juice!!!

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  • 1 points TheHarlemHellfighter

    That ingredient list 😂

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  • 1 points Bug_Sniffer

    Me and the fellas used to go uptown afterschool get one of the random colored beverages at the dollar store and share it I don’t know that we ever actually finished it it usually ended up chucked at a tree or stabbed. Good times

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  • 1 points Allthevillains

    We called this "Throat burner" growing up, because for some reason it burns your throat

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  • 1 points Smallreviver

    I get breakouts looking at it.

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  • 1 points dbk1ng

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  • 1 points Competitive-Skin-769

    *blue drank

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  • 1 points Cracktaculus

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  • 1 points scienceisrealtho

    grape drink

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  • 1 points NoHunter9773

    The way I would have downed that entire bottle and then immediately thrown up with no regrets as a kid.

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  • 1 points AMDeez_nutz

    Looks like a pot and pan detergent

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  • 1 points Danzarr

    why we hating on snowcone syrup?

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  • 1 points Truck_Toucher

    Freeze it into ice cubes. Might be great for mixed drinks

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  • 1 points Southtune-stringbox

    As a 37 year old teenager, I know this would give new heartburn. But gimme.

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  • 1 points WorldsDeadliestCat

    this may as well be hummingbird food

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  • 1 points kriscross122

    I started making jugs like these cause soda prices are kinda absurd lately. Just use empty filtered water gallons and squirt an entire mio or crystal light juice mix into it and fill the gallon shake it up and drop it in the fridge. I got fruit punch, orange Tangerine, and pink lemonade on hand.

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  • 1 points AdTypical4775

    In museums of the next century “carcinogens of the last millennium ”

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  • 1 points Destructive_Trash

    Don't store that with the antifreeze

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  • 1 points itsme99881

    https://preview.redd.it/lr8jtbs1n15g1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=94dd8166769bdd792f92763405d36e2dba0c315a

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