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  • 1778 points bandalpanda

    https://preview.redd.it/0jg9pbmq859g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6894ac2796bfa91ffb6f4d19143571b3c68ef3f5

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    163 points notarobot_trustme

    I have this magnet on my fridge 😂

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    37 points CrystalSoulx

    Fuck, I need this as a magnet on my fridge 😂

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    38 points Azsunyx

    Perfect use of this image

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  • 3061 points Atzkicica

    This really puts the "intelligence" in the word "dove".

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    328 points chimkens_numgets

    I don't understand how pigeons can be so smart and so dumb at the same time.

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    128 points AlideoAilano

    The results of domestication.

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    156 points Cheeserole

    Wood pigeons aren't domesticated. They're often just the biggest birds in the company they keep, so they become rude bullies with no fear.

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    931 points EnmaAi22

    And the word 'food' in the word 'mouth'

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    214 points southernpinklemonaid

    I was thinking food delivery

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    247 points somajones

    Dove Dash.

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    160 points krysagami

    It's not delivery, it's PiGiorno

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    32 points DUDEBREAUX

    My brain refuses to process this without the capital G.

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    15 points krysagami

    Fixed it, thanks for pointing it out lol I knew it looked wrong

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    67 points WigglyButtNugget

    Fun fact, this pigeon and its mate has been harassing these falcons for a while and in fact the pigeon survive this
and tried again. And again. I don’t know how or why they’re still alive.

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    28 points Livid_Virus2972

    Yes at first the falcon is like... bitch we've been over this!

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    17 points Senior-Book-6729

    These wood pigeons do that a lot. Surprisingly, some falcons seem to be afraid of them lol

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    226 points Vinterblot

    Even that Hawk needs a moment for processing, like

    "Wait, is she stupid or am I?!"

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    122 points BottleCoffee

    That's a falcon. 

    Which makes it even worse, because they target birds.

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    98 points triciann

    Oh so it’s more like “wait, I don’t remember ordering delivery”.

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    19 points compb13

    It was when the pigeon pecked near her and the eggs that she had enough. Holding it over the side plucking feathers until it got away

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    24 points lazyboi_tactical

    Sometimes you gotta snatch a weave to let somebody know you mean buisness

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    12 points brouuorb

    some hawks also target birds (sparrow hawk, goshawk)

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    26 points BottleCoffee

    Yeah but peregrines are THE pigeon assassin.

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    94 points Talithea

    My theory is that the peregrine set home into a former dove nest, and didn't care about eliminating the scent. So doves still see as being part of their "local map".

    We had the same thing, with a small falcon setting nest into a dove area until doves started returning. But for my local bird, doves came all at once and tried to set in.

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    5 points VioletteKaur

    I watch Anton Petrov on YT and he posted recently a video about a study of bird intelligence and in the thumbnail he had a picture of pigeons (not doves) and a text "they are intelligent" (or something similar) with an arrow to a pigeon looking absolutely derp. But I mean, they always look derp. Someone should sent this video to him, lol.

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  • 2659 points usumoio

    The hawk even gives the dove a look as if to say, "don't be this dumb, dude."

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    1360 points bachman2008

    *Falcon (Peregrine)

    It looked so gobsmacked for real! Turns out there is such a thing as a free lunch. đŸ€Ł

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    349 points Flywolfpack

    "Uh don't I eat you?"

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    151 points Azsunyx

    "hold up, I didn't order from door dash"

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    98 points EeK09

    Dove Dash.

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    12 points TheCaliforniaOp

    So perfect a fit between woe and wit

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    197 points probablyuntrue

    Woe onto ye who brings misidentification to the bird page đŸ˜€

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    47 points WinterBright

    Jackdaws vs crows all over again

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    21 points RocketteLawnchair

    Here’s the thing


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    39 points 340Duster

    Definitely the "are you fucking stupid? I could kill you" look.

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    20 points ChungLingS00

    “Hello, it’s pigeon DoorDash
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    9 points 340Duster

    *Nestdash

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    186 points Jimiheadphones

    One way to get out of a dangerous situation is to bamboozle your attacker with utter stupidity or weirdness.

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    36 points F0rbiddenD0nut

    "dance off, bro, you and me"

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    162 points I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

    Then the pigeon is flapping away and the falcon is pinning it and just looking at it like "Oh yeah motherfucker? You like this box do you motherfucker?"

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    236 points PuzzleheadedDuck3981

    <pluck> He loves me <pluck> He loves me not <pluck> He loves me <pluck> He loves me not <pluck> He lo... Oi, come back you bastard!

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    30 points chromatophoreskin

    Pepé Le Peregrine

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    102 points PuzzleheadedDuck3981

    Falcon's partner returns to nest - "You would not believe what happened when you were out!"

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    31 points The_Secret_Skittle

    At least the babies will have lots of feathers to play with when they hatch. I’m surprised so many birds just lay their eggs on rocks. No nest for either of these bird species which is wild to me. Those feathers he just plucked would be a cozy bed.

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    223 points EnmaAi22

    Gobsmacked hawk spanks stupid pigeon

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    110 points Gerreth_Gobulcoque

    not to be pedantic but that is very much a falcon and not a hawk

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    158 points helloilikewoodpigeon

    and the dove is a woodpigeon

    https://preview.redd.it/dv16efh6s49g1.jpeg?width=247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8f4eeda1516d120ab7aaadfa2155ee7ebc71624

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    179 points probablyuntrue

    So cute

    So cheap

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    11 points wellbehavedmischief

    happy cake day!

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    50 points Majestic-Pea1982

    Doves and Pigeons are the same thing, scientifically there's no difference.

    Also that's a great price, does it include shipping?

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    9 points RhynoD

    Here's the thing...

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    53 points NeedleworkerHeavy565

    In my language, Reddit translates both words as "faucon," so it appears as "it is indeed a falcon and not a falcon."

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    9 points bachman2008

    Love that. 😆

    At risk of being called out as a snob though, if we all used Latin names it would be "it is indeed a Falco and not an Accipitridae", just saying.

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    24 points haha_p1p3r

    Like it totally could have been willing to be chill if it weren’t for the doves’ poking around.

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    24 points SAINTnumberFIVE

    I like how even other animals have a “WTF???” look.

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  • 1127 points Unknwndog

    This has to be the greatest stupid dove nest ever recorded.

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    559 points 07060504321

    It's fucking hilarious.

    Conversation went like this:

    "Oh heeeey, niiice, what's the rent her-"
    
    "MAN GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!"
    
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    292 points Emmyisme

    Bro just makes him hang there while he just keeps yanking at his feathers, and looks so goddamn proud the whole time.

    "You come into my house? Chomp disrespecting my eggs?!? Chomp chomp You think you're some tough guy, huh? Chomp HEY WHERE THE FUCK YOU GOIN IM NOT DONE BEATING YOUR ASS"

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    17 points crespoh69

    I was expecting more of Batman monologue

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    68 points bleedingme

    Awww hey girl, you’re a mom too?! I’m expecting, let’s be roomies. I’ll just set up right next to you.

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    43 points cubgerish

    I was really hoping it would hop back up to the edge again at the very end.

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    36 points trashmoneyxyz

    Unless this happened twice, this footage is a couple years old and is the last encounter from a series of increasingly violent dove visits. The doves did get beat up and come back several times lol, the falcon was pretty patient all things considered

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    16 points cubgerish

    Was probably more interested in protecting her eggs, than hurt the doves.

    You'd think they'd get the hint after a while though lol

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    16 points Unknwndog

    That would have been crazy

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    10 points Walshy231231

    “Man, that was close! Hey, what a nice ledge to recover on!”

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    12 points WigglyButtNugget

    There’s an entire series of this. The pigeon and its mate keep coming back and for some reason the falcon and its mate keep not killing them.

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    7 points Memory_Gem

    Probably priorities. Killing the pigeons would either attract scavengers and end up leading them to the eggs, or it would leave the eggs undefended for too long.

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    5 points bubblesaurus

    The owl one is pretty great too

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    5 points chain_letter

    The one where dad comes back, says "nah I'm not dealing with this", throws in a dead mouse, and leaves

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  • 728 points Charming-Loquat3702

    Food home delivery

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    206 points EnmaAi22

    Just occupy a prime spot in the city and your food will deliver itself!

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    18 points WorryNew3661

    If you build it they will come

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    92 points bathmaster_

    DoveDash

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  • 236 points WoodSteelStone

    For anyone wondering, this is Saint-Symphorien Church in Illkirch-Graffenstaden, France, part of a project run by an organisation called Faucons PĂšlerins D'Illkirch.

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    72 points Subotail

    Forcément un pigeon aussi con fallait qu'il soit de chez nous.

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    40 points WoodSteelStone

    What I took from this is that good folk at a French church and the specialist organisation have invested time and money in providing a perfect nesting site for a magnificent raptor. We have similar nesting sites on our churches and cathedrals. (I'm a Brit.) All good stuff!

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    17 points Fivefinger_Delta

    Some peregrine falcon couples have been nesting in the Houses of Parliament for over a decade.

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  • 624 points timberlyfawnflowers

    Is this pigeon exceptionally stupid or all they all this dumb?

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    695 points EnmaAi22

    Some are more adapted than others. This one is adapted to serve as food

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    56 points AlexisFR

    Was it even eaten in that case?

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    102 points EnmaAi22

    In this? Probably not by that falcon..

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    45 points lagomama

    But it's really just a matter of time, isn't it, lmao.

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    48 points Karwe_

    Not sure what's wrong with this one but I highly recommend this video if you wanna see what kind of cool stuff pigeons can actually be capable of

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    141 points Northbound-Narwhal

    They're actually very smart, which is why humans domesticated them 10,000 years ago up until 100 years ago. Then we invented electricity and telephone lines and suddenly they were useless so we dumped millions of birds who had lived in houses into the wild. 

    They're dumb in wild the same way that the average person would be dumb if you dumped them alone into Siberia or the Amazon with just their clothes. 

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    197 points AceHodor

    Literally nothing you've written here is true.

    We did not domesticate doves 10,000 years ago, the first bird to be domesticated was the chicken and that was around 7,000 years ago. We didn't get around to doves until much later. Doves were rarely actually used for delivering messages, most were delivered by riders and other couriers. The past wasn't bloody game of thrones with a network of messenger birds. The idea that all modern doves are feral former domesticated species is utter nonsense.

    But all of that is irrelevant anyway, because the bird depicted here is very clearly a wood pigeon, which were never domesticated widely and really are quite thick.

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    116 points BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll

    You know what?

    When you google "when did we first domesticate pigeons" guess what the idiotic AI says? 10,000 years ago. Yet if you dig into any of the sites, they all specifically talk about a hieroglyphic tablet that MIGHT have depicted a pigeon... As a food source.

    Now I'll give you 3 guesses where this commentor got their "information".

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    44 points Poe_Cat

    quick, build 10 more datacenters!

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    32 points ElPeloPolla

    you might want to post that guy's comment in r/confidentlyincorrect

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    42 points turej

    It's a wood pigeon. They've never been domesticated as far as I know.

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    50 points BritishBlue32

    Yes but also I do wonder why 100 years later some of them haven't learnt what predators are. Suppose natural selection is slow.

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    69 points Carrixdo

    100 isn't really thay long of a time in the grand scheme of things. And yeah NS is slow.

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    28 points BritishBlue32

    Yeah the more I think on it the more I'm like, it's not like millions of us being dumped in Siberia where a good chunk will die from exposure. It's like us being dumped in an unknown area where there enough food if you go looking, but also unknown predators and certainty of higher illness/infection. Plus more kids but limited risk of childbirth death.

    We would, overall, manage. Some would die. But not enough for every single one of us to start picking out predators from sight and acting accordingly, especially if we are replacing our kids/generations too quickly to really pass on information.

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    21 points JDoos

    Survival of the good enough!

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    8 points WriterV

    Technically this is all that evolution is. Good enough to survive in the environment.

    But people saw "fittest" and thought it meant muscles and big brain and think it's some kind of divine judgement of a person's worth.

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    16 points OkFruit9977

    You do have to consider tho that there is a hell of a lot more generations of pigeons in a 100 years then there are human generations.

    I have no clue what number to think about but if you would tell me a 100 years of pigeon generations are equivalent to a millenial of human generations i would not be surprised.

    And then there are pigs that are able to turn into wild hogs in their own lifetime.

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    6 points Live_Angle4621

    It’s not like they were just inside houses when they were domesticated. They were flying the distances and would see the predators on the journeys 

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    6 points TechnoBuns

    They've also been given awesomely high structures and cables to perch on. They thrive in dense cities where very few predators can make them food. Here, they only have to look out for other birds. I imagine some go a whole lifetime without seeing a hawk or falcon.

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    11 points Extreme_Promise_1690

    Dude is living in his medieval fantasy fan-fiction.

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    11 points Cyaral

    Agree overall, but the pigeon in THIS video is a european wood pigeon - a wild animal

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    11 points Own_Active_2147

    Holy fuck, people really just be saying anything on the internet

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  • 679 points RogendoodleZero

    The lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch

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  • 573 points VioletDupree007

    Awesome footage

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    258 points SaneButOverwhelmed

    I was waiting for the half naked dove to come back and try again at the end.

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    110 points kangourou_mutant

    Half their tail feathers are gone, the bird is not gonna fly for a long time (if the falcon didn't kill it outright, that is).

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    58 points aboxofkittens

    At my house during molting season this year there was a juvenile cardinal with zero tail feathers whatsoever. He was fine. He flew relatively normally and hung around long enough for me to watch them mostly grow back

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    61 points foxxy003

    A dove without tail feathers can probably still fly, but they won’t have nearly as much control. If this dove survived the encounter with just some feathers getting plucked, they probably still had a rough few weeks ahead of them.

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    19 points aboxofkittens

    I’m sure, and I imagine having a living feather forcibly plucked leaves a wound and getting many plucked probably leaves the bird prone to infection and maybe even dehydration. Just wanted to say that at least some birds can definitely fly without tail feathers

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    85 points EnmaAi22

    It's genius

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    41 points m4cksfx

    It's the first time for me when it comes to the footage from the inside. I've only seen the one from the exterior.

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  • 152 points Forsaken-Spirit421

    In defense of the pigeon, it likely never has seen a falcon up close before. It would have likely recognized a falcon in flight and hauled ass, but up close and sitting, the pigeon had no idea who this is.

    Also, can we also talk about how the falcon has just as little idea how to handle the situation? Preparing the meal by plucking before it's even seriously injured?

    Neither of them were firing on all cylinders, but I'm not mad, what we got was as hilarious as it was metal 😁

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    68 points LadyLetterCarrier

    The falcon has baby brain, not thinking clearly.

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    24 points TonarinoTotoro1719

    You could say she was nesting


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    49 points Moses_Cleaveland

    Falcons have sharp teeth and talons, but they rely on knocking their prey out of the air to stun/kill. They could kill an animal up close, but it's a slow process. It's basically the difference between firing an arrow with a bow versus stabbing something with an arrow up close.

    The plucking of the tail feathers was the falcon prepping to eat the pigeon alive so I was relieved to see it escape!

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    11 points TeaAndTacos

    I don’t know if it was a translation error or a brain fart, but imagining a falcon with “sharp teeth” as in your first sentence is funny and a little scary. Grrr, I’m a falcon!

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    10 points switchbladeeatworld

    The falcon was like “maybe it will just leave” until the pigeon touched it then it was on

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  • 316 points hunpanda

    That's crazy, especially how she's plucking away its feathers so it can't fly away ...

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    234 points Alilatias

    Seems like they still got away in the end when the falcon loosens their grip for a split second.

    Exceptionally dumb and lucky.

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    102 points klimaheizung

    With that much damange and feathers lost, I assume it wouldn've been better for the pidgeon to die a quick death...

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    70 points Northbound-Narwhal

    Probably a bad infection from the puncture wounds yeah

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    57 points klimaheizung

    That and can't fly anymore (at least not properly) and probably had some other damage from hanging down in this weird position and trying to escape, like maybe a strained ankle or so.

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    23 points Jeremys_Iron_

    Would the feathers grow back? I know nothing about birds.

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    72 points ProfPerry

    they can but take a very long time to do so. However, those wings are critical to its ability to fly, and we've seen how bright it was with working tailfeathers.

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    17 points Sand_the_Animus

    they probably would? but it can take a while for them to grow back enough to allow proper flight and such. and its unlikely that the bird would survive long enough for them to grow back entirely :(

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    11 points tryingnottobefat

    My cockatiel had all of his tail feathers ripped out while being rescued from a wildfire. He adapted immediately and they grew back within a few months.

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    19 points stephy1771

    It’s my understanding that a lot of birds can lose tail feathers and still fly well enough!

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    8 points klimaheizung

    Single ones, sure. But in the video it looks like he rips off like half of them. Like one side is gone. Can they really still fly without problems then?!

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    29 points stephy1771

    Yes they generally don’t NEED their tail feathers to fly. They really need their wing feathers though. I’ve seen adult mourning doves with no tail, and I’ve heard (but have not confirmed) that actually the tail feathers will come out more easily than others, to help with escaping a predator!

    I’ve been volunteering to rescue window strike birds & bring them to a wildlife rehabilitator for ~10 years and they don’t sweat it if a bird has lost some tail feathers (but, depends on how many & if it’s a long-distance migrant & how they do with test flights).

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    65 points Forsaken-Spirit421

    That's not the reason it's plucking at all. Plucking from some random spot on the back will do nothing to stop the pigeon from flying away.

    What's happening here is the falcon is pretty much just as bamboozled as the pigeon and doesn't react properly to the situation at hand.

    Usually the flow chart goes find prey - calculate trajectories - divebomb - either kill or stun + catastrophically injure with falcon punch/kick - grab dead or mortally injured prey - pluck inedible feathers - eat/transport to eating spot

    Since the falcon had already grabbed the pigeon, he just followed the flowchart from there instead of killing it as appropriate and started plucking, not taking into account the pigeon was ver much alive, not severely injured if at all, not stunned and perfectly able to fly away

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    5 points hunpanda

    Mhm I did read that some falcons will pluck the tail and wing feathers to disable smaller birds and for easier eating , I personally think it's doing both

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    6 points Forsaken-Spirit421

    We can see very well where and what kind of feathers it plucks. It's from the back and never the big complex feathers crucial to flying found on wing and tailfan

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    46 points Keira-78

    I don’t think it understands the intricacies of flight.. It’s just trying to eat it but there’s a lot of the way

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    9 points hunpanda

    it's a bird but it doesn't understand the intricacies of flight ..... you are probably right and that's too funny 😆

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    7 points EntityDamage

    NO NO COME BACK! WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME

    I LOVE YOU

    I LOVE YOU NOT!

    I LOVE YOU

    I LOVE YOU NOT!

    I LOVE YOU

    I LOVE YOU NOT BITCH!!!!

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  • 156 points ask_me_about_my_band

    Hawk:

    "Da fuq is dis shit? Aww naw. Naw you didn't!"

    Proceeds to kick avian ass.

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    19 points EnmaAi22

    Should become a pro pigeon wrestler

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  • 91 points HugsandHate

    r/DarwinAwards

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  • 32 points cototudelam

    This is the first time I have seen someone taking the phrase “I’m gonna tear you a new one” literally.

    The falcon just went throught that tail methodically, one contour feather after another.

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  • 51 points fyyyy27

    Valentine (the falcon's name)! I miss her so much!😭

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    15 points EnmaAi22

    What happened to her?

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    39 points fyyyy27

    She disappeared months after this video. Likely something happened to her.

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    45 points Personal_Plankton648

    Ambushed by doves?

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    29 points Poneke365

    Did she manage to hatch her chicks and if so, did they all survive before she disappeared? :(

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    30 points fyyyy27

    No unfortunately. The eggs were not fertilised. She had raised some chicks earlier but had been having unfertilised eggs for years since she was paired with Lucky (her partner at the time this video was recorded). Local birders suspected that Lucky was infertile. But then someone mentioned that no one had ever seen them mating, nor had it been heard (peregrines are loud when they do the thing). So a wild guess was that maybe Lucky wasn’t infertile but rather didn’t know how to/didn’t want to mate. After Valentine disappeared, there were several females trying to take over the territory. Lucky was eventually seen mating with a juvenile female named Juju on the camera. Sadly Juju was very soon chased away by another juvenile female named Dragonia and Lucky disappeared before the next breeding season came.

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    6 points bachman2008

    See THIS is the kind of drama I want to hear about. Bonus points for asexual representation. 😆

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    7 points fyyyy27

    You can watch the live stream here

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    9 points fyyyy27

    Pigeons have continued to visit though.😂 Probably not the same one.

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  • 71 points CutieBoBootie

    The dove was like "Su casa es mi casa"

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    24 points ConstantSpiritual802

    "And in the morning...i'm making waffles!"

    "No way you already have the eggs prepared!"   "Wait....no...stop! what are yo-"

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  • 20 points ChocChipBananaMuffin

    holding the pigeon upside down over the ledge and picking at its feathers is some cold ass mafia shit. lol.

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  • 56 points crisscut

    Imagine someone walking into your house to give birth

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    26 points CreepySpaghetti

    Then you catch them and start ripping their hair out

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    9 points Moist-Hornet-3934

    Jesus’s birth AU?

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  • 19 points voododoll

    I didn’t know pigeons can commit suicide


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  • 42 points probablyuntrue

    Aw they got Uber Eats

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  • 15 points DoubleCactus

    "Wow, this is a great spot for a nest! Wow, it even has eggs! This place has everything!"

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  • 25 points LostTimeLady13

    "so there I was, just minding the eggs and this pigeon strolls right in like they owned the place!"

    "What?"

    "Yeah, just started to make themselves comfortable and tried to get me out of the way, well.... Let's just say they won't be coming round much any more".

    -the falcon discussing the incident with their significant other, probably

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  • 96 points Serakani

    Would still like to get warned before I witness murder.

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    101 points Chance_Contract1291

    Was an aggressive haircut.  No murders were committed.

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    21 points xSweetMiseryx

    The pigeon escaped and the falcon returned to the nest

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    34 points Industrialexecution

    same but i think the pigeon escaped

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  • 9 points AdditionalHornet2429

    Only after pigeon went under the belly for the eggs did the falcon launch the attack!

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    5 points traumatized_vulture

    Yeah I was gonna say that was a very patient falcon to not immediately spring up and attack like some birds I have seen

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  • 11 points whiskyzulu

    You do NOT mess with Mommies. Though I want to state for the record, I love pigeons and am sorry for the loss of some plummage.

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  • 26 points widgeamedoo

    Stupid Dove fly in eats

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  • 27 points Calm_Researcher9172

    I knew they were pretty stupid, but
 really?

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  • 19 points timberlyfawnflowers

    Grubhub for falcons.

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  • 17 points KarliCartoons

    I love how the pigeon even nudged the falcon as if to say “hey it’s my turn to sit on the eggs go take a break” lmfaaaooo

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  • 9 points Creepy_Pin_1572

    Where's the source so I can check why this pigeon had a rather optimistic behavior toward its natural predator ?

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    16 points niceguy191

    I'm not sure pigeons recognize predator birds the way we do; I bet this pigeon would've correctly known to stay away if they saw the shape of the falcon in flight, but close up and sitting it has no clue

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  • 9 points rusty0601

    I have never seen a dove suicide attempt before this.

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  • 17 points Affectionate_Hour867

    Literally walked into the đ™»Ì¶đš’Ì¶đš˜Ì¶đš—Ì¶đšœÌ¶ Hawks den

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    9 points RollinThundaga

    Falcon. It's a Peregrine.

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  • 8 points dr1968

    wasn't prepared for the brutality. Yikes.

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  • 5 points shinhit0

    The most violent video without gore/blood I’ve ever seen!

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  • 7 points Neobandit0

    Get da squawk outta my house

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  • 6 points UnrulyPoet

    It's not delivery, it's Dovegiorno.

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  • 7 points Alpacachoppa

    Girlypop looked at that dove like "Are you blind or stupid?". On another note watching how much of the feathers can be torn off with that beak gave me chills.

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  • 6 points Konoton

    "It was just a prank bro! It was just a prank!"

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  • 5 points Door2DoorHitman

    Ah, that poor dumb bird walked in on Mama Falcone and got held over a balcony to think about what it has done.

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  • 6 points Zaraxas

    Dove: Oh, hello there fellow dove. Would you like company? Oh, shittttt.

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  • 6 points bout-tree-fitty

    Falcon when dove cozies up next to her.

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  • 7 points TrashCarp

    Birds are so endearing because they're either the smartest animal you've met that day, or the dumbest.

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  • 15 points Nervous-Salamander-7

    Uber Eats when the driver leaves with your food, but the driver IS your food...

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  • 16 points Usual-Impression6921

    Bro just fucked around and found out đŸ€Ł The falcon was surprised of the audacity of the stupid dove đŸ€Ż

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  • 10 points xSweetMiseryx

    Literally walked into the lion’s den, so to speak, and still lived to tell the tale.. albeit with half a tail.

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  • 10 points tokkyuuressha

    The hawk couldn't believe this shit

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  • 10 points xxMiloticxx

    The way she hung the dove over the side and plucked it was insane

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  • 7 points CutSea5865

    Oh no poor baby. That falcon was just like wtf?

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  • 4 points SnepOMatic

    Dove: "Jog on, this is my gaff now!" Falcon: "I'm gonna pluck you up!"

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  • 5 points SAINTnumberFIVE

    She must have ordered through Dove Hub.

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  • 5 points Popular-Sea-7881

    Imagine you were in your house minding your own business and a rotisserie chicken just walked through the front door. Easiest dinner ever

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  • 5 points Fro_52

    reminded me of a thing.

    A Pigeon Trying To Court A Falcon : r/interestingasfuck

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  • 5 points Booogans

    You got knocked the F out!

    You got knocked the F out.

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  • 4 points CherryLeafy101

    Wood pigeons aren't known for their intelligence 😬 Although that was a particularly stupid wood pigeon đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™€ïž

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  • 4 points CurvyMule

    I mean the pigeon is stupid but the falcon couldn’t catch it when it pretty much walked into its mouth so who is the real dumbo here?

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    8 points GroundbreakingPin393

    I don't think the falcon is dumb, that pigeon is just too big for it to subdue easily.

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  • 4 points Diman1351

    "get the fuck off of my property bitch" no but honestly holy moly thats vile

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  • 4 points WillYeByFuck

    Fuck me, Wood Pigeons are so stupid.

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  • 4 points BumblebeeParty6389

    She lands there, sees the falcon and decides to head inside. Wtf?

    And once inside, she tries to reach for falcon's eggs that she is sitting on. Wtf?

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