Some birds shouldn’t be allowed to build nests.
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  • 599 points AtheistTheConfessor

    Imagine all of the other doves being jealous because they think she built that whole thing.

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    220 points Lalamedic

    It’s a very upscale short term rental

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    90 points HolyToast666

    Girrrrrllllllll…….where DID you get those realistic looking apples???

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  • 355 points elatedpoang

    She found herself a furnished apartment. 💅🏻

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  • 201 points just_a_girl_23

    I'm telling myself she made the wreath and nothing - and I mean NOTHING - any of you say can change my mind.

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    51 points Wandering_Song

    She's an artist!

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    34 points Jenderflux-ScFi

    She really is, the greenery and fruit really makes it beautiful.

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  • 125 points ZlotaNikki

    Why build your own nest when someone else already built a huge one here for you?

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  • 65 points Bleepblorp44

    This is a splendid nest! Who cares about the need to open the door >_<

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  • 58 points jakerooni

    It's also her stakeout. She can see directly into your home, and she WILL be WATCHING

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    36 points HolyToast666

    And judging

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    13 points jakerooni

    Always

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  • 34 points NerdyComfort-78

    “Partridge in a Pear Tree”

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  • 27 points TodlicheLektion

    Location, location, location...

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  • 27 points Dry_Lawfulness_9561

    At this point she looks like a part of the decoration...what a way to blend in😂

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    16 points Regulatory_Junior

    It may be a stupid nest but it's also somehow ethical because the animal itself decided to be part of the decoration lmao.

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  • 23 points digital-something

    That's thing is literally a hanging nest. Dont judge him.

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  • 20 points SnooRobots116

    “Oh, the premade nests are back on the humans doors again !”

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  • 17 points Dawrian

    I think actually this bird is among the most allowed to build nests.

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  • 16 points RegularLisaSimpson

    This is like how I would move in to the fanciest mansion in town if society collapsed and nobody could tell me NOTHING

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  • 12 points MagicPigeonToes

    Smart dove nest. Didn’t even have to build it

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    7 points Ok_Science_6250

    A fully furnished nest. Brilliant.

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  • 11 points RaindropDrinkwater

    How to be lazy AND stylish at the same time!

    Do you happen to have a back door by any chance? Or a window? 'cause honestly this is just too perfect.

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  • 8 points SophieBunny21

    Awwwe 🥰😍

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  • 8 points AnyBookkeeper6093

    You have fruit in there too!!

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  • 9 points RadioactivePotato123

    “This nest is already made!!”

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  • 7 points Usual_Replacement_37

    She is not sorry, and she will do it again.

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  • 6 points Doun2Others10

    She didn’t. Looks like you built it for her.

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  • 5 points the_orange_alligator

    Aww, she looks so festive though

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  • 7 points moon_snakes

    The bird makes the wreath so much cuter!! Literally a free living decoration

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  • 4 points jules6388

    This is house finch coded

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  • 3 points Celladoore

    What's the rent on that thing?

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  • 5 points Birdsonme

    Honestly, it looks lovely in there. Like it was purchased that way.

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  • 5 points Retrooo

    Don’t you open that door!

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  • 3 points HoneyCumHoneyDo

    Dude, thats prime real estate they picked; classic bird move.

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  • 3 points FreeFallingUp13

    Sticks? Check

    Leaves? Check

    Must be tree. Time for a nest

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  • 2 points Inevitable_Eye3800

    She's gonna get flung into the wall :(

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  • 2 points Majestic_Bandicoot92

    Hi this is literally my dream. 🙋‍♀️ Were you feeding them before or did they just show up? Also beautiful wreath! Did you make it? (Shhh you don’t have to tell the derp. We can still pretend that she made it lol.)

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  • 2 points MystifyingEntity

    on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... a mourning dove?

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  • 1 points FioreCiliegia1

    That looks like a christmas card!

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  • 1 points chellsscroorh

    even birds need a little help sometimes

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  • 1 points AmanitaMuscariaX

    I think she chose beautifully!

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  • 1 points GrannyTurtle

    Why build a nest when someone built it for you?

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  • 1 points latsyrc702

    can you blame her, though??

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