2009 weed dealer starterpack
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  • 208 points Dane-0

    TECH N9NE MENTIONED

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    58 points imposta424

    151 rum

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    23 points Odd-Highway-8304

    I see double, I see triple

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    17 points Vreas

    Might be trouble might see pistols!

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    7 points Odd-Highway-8304

    https://youtu.be/HabT6PkJzlQ?si=p4NxKO8pEO3skKO8

    We used to be a proper country

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    11 points PeterNippelstein

    Pineapple juice, Malibu

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    6 points Dickgivins

    816 baby!

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    2 points dakonblackblade1

    I saw him perform recently with Falling in reverse!

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    1 points bigL162

    I had a Dipset dealer, this one doesn't quite hit for me.

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  • 96 points MonumentMan

    Every time you buy from him there is a mandatory smoke sesh with him in his vehicle using the stash he just sold to you

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    25 points DudeWheresMyKitty

    hotboxes car

    "Calm down dude, it's fine, no one can smell it"

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    7 points Blue_Wave_2020

    Too real

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  • 85 points tazypearce

    This tracks, just need the exhaust whistle tip in there.

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    36 points Comfortable_Dish5217

    The whistles go WOOOOOOO!

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    12 points palmerry

    "Just decoration, mang, that's it, and that's all"

    ~~ Lil Sis

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    5 points aaron_wickford

    fr once you heard that whistle from across the block you already knew it was gonna be a slow awkward exchange in a parked car

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    6 points Jockle305

    IT WAS BEING INSTALLED, ON THEIR CAR

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    3 points Terodaktils

    Baseball, huh?

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  • 58 points thegovernment0usa

    "That's wussup"

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  • 50 points PrettyPromenade

    Okay but the crown royal bag was always cool lol

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    14 points Groovyofi

    They were on the sun visors too

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    2 points Carbonatite

    That part made me laugh.

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  • 31 points crottesdenez

    Incredible Hulks were ASS. But we all drank them.

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  • 27 points theyb10

    You text him at 2pm he answers at 10:30pm "Yo bro you still need the stuff"

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    2 points gmanasaurus

    Texting on T9 and answering

    “Where you at”

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  • 17 points greetsforteets

    Is that a bass cabinet made of cardboard?

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  • 15 points Treehockey

    This is amazingly directly accurate. The hypnotiq fucking just gave me flashbacks

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    10 points Comfortable_Dish5217

    I feel bad I forgot the really bad bubbled window tint

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  • 11 points Char10

    Extensive DVD collection for toking and chilling

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  • 10 points tier7stips

    Man, my 03 dealer would have had stacks of dvds to the ceiling. I guess in 09 that went away

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  • 8 points pezGato

    Needs swisher wraps

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  • 9 points TheElbow

    The Crown Royal shifter is unbelievable

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  • 6 points _dvs1_

    Hypnotic and Hennessy = the Incredible Hulk

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  • 11 points FreeHat1234

    Brick weed in 09 means your dealer was total trash

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    1 points gmanasaurus

    Yeah I usually got an 8th of good shit and when times were tough it was the shady dealers for $70. On a good day it was $60. Later on when it was plentiful like 2010-2011, $50.

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  • 3 points ItisNOTatoy

    Tech N9ne has an unbelievably special place in my heart.

    First year of weed smoking was FILLED with Strange Music.

    Good fucking times. I get teary eyed if I put on a lot of his songs

    I CAN WRITE A VERSE AND TAKE THE SUN AWAY

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    1 points gmanasaurus

    For me it was MF DOOM and Madlib

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  • 12 points Dark_Foggy_Evenings

    Brickweed was long gone by 2009

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    9 points wantmoooore

    Idk that looks exactly like something I smoked in 2009/2010. Western PA, prob got the last of that brown frown brick weed. Only smoked it once I remember because it was as the worst shit I’ve ever smoked lol

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    5 points PurpoUpsideDownJuice

    I got brick weed once in like 2012. Literally the worst weed I’ve ever seen, I refused to smoke it and got my money back lol

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    4 points craigdahlke

    I definitely smoked some brickweed in like 2012. Shit made my brain malfunction for a couple hours. Not an enjoyable high.

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    4 points -heatoflife-

    I visited friends on their mountaintop in bumfuck West Virginia. That evening, my one friend's boyfriend had cleaned out the home of his boss' dead acquaintance, where a massive vaccuum-sealed pound of brick had been sealed up in a gun safe. The boyfriend had liberated some of it from its trash-heap destiny and whipped it out around the fire that night.

    It was a privilege to be able to smoke some of the time capsule.

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  • 3 points randijeanw

    I had a super badass Grandma who (if stories are true) made killer pot brownies in the 70s/80s in Canada.

    She bought my suburban white girl ass a bottle of Hypnotiq when I was underage. I used it as decor.

    RIP Grandma Green. You the real VIP.

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  • 3 points craigdahlke

    Either super chill and kinda cool to hang out with, or the weirdest vibes. No in between.

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    1 points fedexpoopracer

    a former dealer(before legalization) was a middle aged guy who dressed like a car salesman without the suit jacket who drove a different nice SUV every other visit. he talked too much in general and i made the mistake of asking him what the difference was between indica and sativa were in terms of smoking. that turned into a literal 13 minute monologue and at the very end he just said "and so there's no real difference between the two"

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  • 2 points tero866

    Why would you do bondage to your gear stick?

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  • 2 points Status-Honey9944

    Please the Incredible Hulk hahahah

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  • 2 points Burger_slayer

    Simpler times

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  • 3 points imposta424

    I met this person in south jersey and he was surprisingly a piece of shit. Two door Acura integra.

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  • 1 points Krunksy

    Must have large fish tank OR an aquarium with pet snake.

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  • 1 points NoContextCarl

    I dunno about the rest but Hypnotiq still slaps as a mixer. 

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  • 1 points sandi_boi

    Gould be lil Wayne’s no ceilings mixtape.

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  • 1 points PeterNippelstein

    Nu fone who dis

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  • 1 points Vreas

    Damn I love that album actually lol

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  • 1 points RevengaRyknow

    KoD used to be my ringtone. I feel attacked.

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  • 1 points Spearka

    Therapist: Pucci gearstick is not real, it can't hurt you.

    Pucci Gearstick:

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  • 1 points dkleckner88

    Went to Bonnaroo, but doesn’t know any of the artists or remember anything about the music.

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  • 1 points Cetun

    Drives a shit box with a straight pipe like he's in need for speed.

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  • 1 points YawnisOntetokoompo

    I completely forgot people put the crown royal bag over the gear shifter until I saw this

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  • 1 points PillsbryDoughBoy

    I've smoked since 09 and never once touched brick weed, everything else is spot on lol

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  • 1 points mlo9109

    OMG, my friend from grad school is a 35 year old bank manager and working mom of 2 who has the Crown Royal shifter, hat, and fuzzy dice. Now I'm curious about her past and if she still has "connections." 

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